“InternetBreakTime” Minecraft SMP

balance, browsing, Burnout, cyber fatigue, Digital, Digital Detox, exhaustion, funny memes, information overload, internet, InternetBreakTime, mental health, Minecraft, ONLINE, OVERLOAD, screen time, Scrolling, self-care, smp, social media, Technology, Time management, viral videos

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	6596
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Love Letters Sent:	6	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Dragons Tamed:	7	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Runes Activated:	6	Astral Mages Summoned:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Picture this: You’re peacefully building your dream house in Minecraft, minding your own business, when suddenly a wild llama riding a pig wearing a top hat appears out of nowhere and starts singing show tunes. And you think to yourself, “Okay, that’s enough internet for today.”

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can join epic battles against an army of evil chickens led by a giant zombie wearing a tutu. Or participate in our annual hot dog eating contest where the loser has to wear a chicken costume for a week.

If that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a team of fearless warrior cats who will protect you from any creepers or zombies that dare to come near you. Plus, we have a secret underground disco party every Saturday night where you can dance the night away with your fellow players.

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky and wonderful Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest adventures you’ll ever have in the world of blocks and pixels. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a good way).

UnderratedVoyage – Minecraft SMP

Adventure, culture, Destination, DISCOVER, Explore, Hidden Gem, Minecraft, must visit, Off the beaten path, off the grid, smp, tourism, travel, travel advice, travel inspiration, travel recommendations, travel tips, Underrated, underrated destinations, underrated travel spots, UnderratedVoyage, Unique, Wanderlust

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	9085
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Dimension Hops:	11
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	491	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

OMG GUYS, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP, it’s like the most underrated place you’ve never heard of but need to visit ASAP! Like seriously, this server is like a hidden gem in the Minecraft world, full of crazy adventures and wacky characters.

I mean, one time I was mining for diamonds and I accidentally dug into a secret underground rave party with creepers and skeletons dancing to dubstep music, it was lit AF! And don’t even get me started on the time I found a village full of villagers who only spoke in memes, it was like living in a real-life meme generator!

Plus, the owner of the server is a talking llama who wears a top hat and monocle, like how cool is that? He gives out free diamonds to anyone who can beat him in a dance-off, it’s insane!

So yeah, if you want to experience the most underrated place in Minecraft and have the time of your life, you gotta join this server ASAP! Trust me, you won’t regret it, unless you’re allergic to fun or something, LOL.

CraftyConspiracyTheory

Accepted, BELIEF, biggest theory, Certainty, completely true, consensus, conviction, CraftyConspiracyTheory, Established, evidence based, fact, firm belief, Hypothesis, philosophy, Principle, PROVEN, Science, Truth, Undeniable, unshakable, unwavering

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	4531
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Divine Spears Created:	21
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27
Dimension Hops:	6	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Void Gems Collected:	14	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5

Do you believe in the theory that diamonds in Minecraft are actually made from unicorn tears? Well, on our server, that theory is 100% true! Join us and witness the majestic unicorns shedding their tears to create the most valuable resource in the game.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of creepers who have mastered the art of breakdancing. Watch as they bust out their best moves while trying to blow you up – it’s a dance party like no other!

And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary Chicken King who rules over all the poultry in the land. Rumor has it that he can lay enchanted eggs that hatch into baby dragons. Who wouldn’t want a dragon as a pet?

So come join us on our server and experience the wackiest, most fantastical adventures in Minecraft history. Who knows what other crazy theories will come to life here!

Anarchy Network

Anarchy, Cheaters, Civilization, Duping, exploits, Griefing, Harassment, ISOLATION, java minecraft, Lag Machines, Map resets, nether roof access, Network, new york city, p2w, Phantoms, PvP, racial slurs, semi anarchy, Skip the night, Spamming, Teleporting, Usa, vanilla minecraft, world border

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	2521
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8

Welcome to Anarchy Network!
• Anarchy Network launched on October 11th, 2024, and is hosted in New York City, NY, USA.
• The server is a Semi-Anarchy Minecraft Server designed to offer a pure, unmodified survival experience, with minimal rules and modifications to preserve the essence of Vanilla Minecraft.
• The server is online 24/7 and you can join on any Java Minecraft version between 1.7.2 and 1.21.4, but its recommended to be on version 1.21.4 to avoid issues!
• The world border is set to 2 Million blocks (4Mx4M).
• There are no map resets, no teleporting, no P2W at all, and Griefing/PvP is completely allowed. The only non-vanilla action allowed is /spawn in order to allow players who are very far out to not be isolated from civilization. Additionally, nether roof access is allowed, phantoms are removed, and only half the people are needed to skip the night.
• The only restrictions we have are that exploits, seed cracking/sharing, lag machines, duping, spamming and using harassment/racial slurs in chat are not allowed in order to maintain server stability.

FAQ:

1. Why do you have rules unlike 2b2t?

While a server with no rules might be suitable for some, not everyone enjoys an environment filled with spam, lag, and cheaters. This is why we have our four rules: Keep the chat civil, No exploits, No lagging, and No duping items.

2. If Anarchy Network is true anarchy, why can’t I use cheats?

This is a “Semi-Anarchy” server which means the server differs from pure Anarchy and we have some limitations in place. Cheats are third-party modifications to the game which ruin other players’ experience; therefore, cheats are not allowed.

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If the server sounds interesting to you, here is our IP and discord server!

Server IP: AnarchyNetwork.net

Discord Server: https://discord.gg/W7hRYgb2z9

Lumber Jack’s Realm 1.21.4

1.21.4, action, Aki, Asa, chainsaw man, character analysis, Character development, death, Demons, Denji, emotional depth, errors, Hero, JACKS, love, Lumber, Manga, Nayuta, power, Protection, Realm, shonen jump, sister, Tragedy

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	9724
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	26
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Crops Grown:	8259
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Void Gems Collected:	15
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Void Armor Forged:	14

Yo, bro, if you’re tired of Denji’s constant fails, come join our Minecraft server! We may not have chainsaws for arms like Denji, but we do have epic protection plugins to keep your builds safe. Plus, we love Asa, Nayuta, Aki, and Power more than Denji ever could! So why settle for a hero who can’t protect anything when you can join us and be part of a community that actually cares? Join now and leave Denji’s drama behind!

NoCashNoExecutorLOL

Asshole, decision, executor, executorship, family, Father, Financial, Grandchild, hurt, Inheritance, middle class, MILLIONAIRE, MONEY, Mother, NoCashNoExecutorLOL, relationship, Siblings, Support, thoughtless, ungrateful, Will

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	330
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

Are you tired of family drama and want to escape to a world where inheritance disputes don’t exist? Join our Minecraft server, where the only thing you’ll be inheriting is diamonds and emeralds!

We promise no awkward conversations about wills or who gets what. Instead, you can focus on building the craziest structures and battling mobs with your friends. Plus, our server is so wealthy that even Herobrine would be jealous.

So, leave the real world drama behind and join us for a hilarious adventure filled with fun and laughter. Who needs family drama when you can have creeper explosions and pig races? Join now and let the good times roll!

AttractionCraft SMP: The Coffee Shop

Arcade, Architecture, attraction, AttractionCraft, building, coffee, coffee shop, creativity, customer experience, design, Entertainment, experiential, food court, games, Immersive, innovation, leisure, luxury, Mall, Relaxation, Shop, shopping, smp, unlimited budget

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	750
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Chimeras Created:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Enchantments Applied:	118
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Astral Projections Made:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Void Gems Collected:	13	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4

Yo, listen up fam! You gotta join this lit Minecraft SMP, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. So, one time, there was this player who joined and built a giant roller coaster that went through a volcano and ended in a pool of lava. It was wild, man!

But that’s not all, oh no. We also have this epic competition where you have to build the craziest attraction ever. Like, I’m talking a petting zoo with mutant animals or a haunted house with real ghosts. The winner gets a diamond-encrusted pickaxe or something equally ridiculous.

And get this, money is no object on this server. You can build a freaking arcade with diamond-studded controllers or a coffee shop that serves potions instead of coffee. The possibilities are endless, bro!

So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let your imagination run wild. Who knows, you might just become the next legendary builder on this insane Minecraft SMP!

BlockPartyBlues

BlockPartyBlues, coping strategies, emotional well being, mental health, Mental health advocacy, mental health awareness, mental health community, mental health counseling, mental health education, mental health management, mental health recovery, Mental health resources, mental health services, mental health stigma, mental health support, mental health therapy, mental health tips, Mental Health Treatment, mental health wellness, post-event depression, self-care

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	1995
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	8
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Buildings Constructed:	45	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Runes Activated:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2

Are you tired of feeling down after epic Minecraft battles and not knowing how to cope? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have a team of virtual therapists ready to help you work through your post-event depression! Join us for some hilarious shenanigans, crazy adventures, and of course, some much-needed therapy sessions to keep your mental health in check. Who knew virtual block-building could be so therapeutic? Join now and say goodbye to post-event blues!

KurskCraft Minecraft Server

airstrikes, Attack, Bombing, CASUALTIES, civilian casualties, Conflict, death toll, eastern europe, International, Kursk school, KurskCraft, Military, Minecraft, News, Russian strike, school bombing, Server, Tragedy, Ukraine, violence, War, world news

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	4632
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, we got Russian strikes happening left and right, but don’t worry, it’s all in the game, bro! Ukraine be like “Four dead in Kursk school” but we be like “Four new players joinin’ our server, yassss!” Come join the chaos and build your own bomb shelter, just in case things get too real, ya know? Let’s turn tragedy into triumph, one block at a time!

CraftyRetaliationEU

CraftyRetaliationEU, diplomatic relations, economic sanctions, Economy, EU, european union, global market, Goods, import/export, international trade, negotiations, political tensions, potential conflict, protectionism, RETALIATION, Tariffs, trade policies, trade war, trump, united states, US

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	6108
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Alien Abductions:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Star Shards Collected:	67
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3

lol dis server is like a battle between countries but in minecraft lol like eu vs us but instead of tariffs its like building stuff and fighting with swords and bows lol. if u join u can be on team eu and help them retaliate against trump and his tariffs by building giant statues and castles to show ur power lol. or u can be on team us and try to stop eu from retaliating by building crazy defenses and traps to protect ur land lol. its like a never-ending war but with blocks and creepers lol. join now for the ultimate showdown in minecraft history lol.

TheOasis

application, collaborate, Community, Discord, Enhance, Events, facebook, grow, Interact, kick, Launch, Minecraft, Mods, Server, smp, Stream, Streamer, Support, TheOasis, tiktok, twitch, Vanilla

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	8109
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Animals Bred:	176	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

TheOasis SMP Server Overview

Server Type	Minecraft SMP Server
Target Audience	Streamers of all sizes on all platforms
Age Requirement	18 years old or older
Server Experience	Mostly vanilla server with some mods
Launch Date	End of February 2025

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: How can I apply to join TheOasis SMP server?

A: If you are an active streamer, simply share your streaming links. If you are new or returning to streaming, answer some simple questions through the application form provided.

Q: What platforms are supported for streamers on TheOasis SMP server?

A: All platforms including Twitch, Kick, TikTok, Facebook, and more are welcome.

Q: Will there be events hosted on the server for members?

A: Yes, events will be organized for members to come together and have a good time.

Q: How can I join TheOasis SMP Discord?

A: You can join TheOasis SMP Discord through the provided link: https://discord.com/invite/xsNkeJm9v9

Ethereal Realms 1.20.6

1.20.6, bruce jenner, discrimination, donald trump, Ellen Page, Ethereal, gender, Gender Identity, Hate Speech, LGBTQ, LGBTQ acceptance, LGBTQ activism, LGBTQ awareness, LGBTQ community, LGBTQ equality, LGBTQ pride, lgbtq rights, LGBTQ support, national day, queer, Realms, Transgender, washroom

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	2285
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Zombie Dances:	0
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Love Letters Sent:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and crazy as a gender reveal party at a daycare center? Well, look no further, because this server is the perfect place for you!

We’ve got more drama than a reality TV show starring a bunch of entitled celebrities. Join us and experience the chaos for yourself!

Our community is filled with all kinds of characters, from confused washroom wanderers to outspoken political enthusiasts. You never know what kind of shenanigans you’ll encounter next!

So if you’re ready to dive headfirst into a world of absurdity and unpredictability, then come join us on this Minecraft server. Just remember to leave your sanity at the door!

SlyFoxUnlabeled – Minecraft SMP

free-spirit, independent, individualistic, Minecraft, neutral, Nonbinary, nonconformist, open-minded, SlyFoxUnlabeled, smp, unaffiliated, unaligned, unallied, unassigned, unattached, unbranded, unclassified, uncommitted, Unconventional, undecided, undefined, untagged

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	1657
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	47	Meteorite Armor Created:	18
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	92	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	24	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Buildings Constructed:	46	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s lit AF! We got diamond armor for days, mobs dropping enchanted golden apples like it’s raining snacks, and the villagers are straight up party animals, I swear!

But the real reason you gotta join is because we have a secret underground base where we host weekly llama races. Yeah, you heard me right, LLAMA RACES! These bad boys are faster than a speeding minecart and cuter than a baby zombie in a pumpkin helmet.

Plus, our admin is a wizard who can summon dragons to do our bidding, like we once had a dragon cook us breakfast burritos while we battled a horde of evil bunnies. It was wild, man.

So if you’re looking for a server where you can be yourself, whether you’re a blocky warrior, a redstone genius, or just a llama enthusiast, then come join us and let’s build some epic shenanigans together!

ChunkCraft SlimDown

ChunkCraft, Commitment, Communication, diet, Empathy, encouragement, Exercise, FITNESS, healthy lifestyle, love, motivation, nutrition, obese, Partners, patience, relationship, SlimDown, Support, teamwork, Understanding, weight loss, wellness

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	646
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Star Shards Collected:	262	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1

Are you tired of carrying around extra weight on your shoulders? Well, on our Minecraft server, we support our players in losing weight by making them mine for diamonds all day long! Who needs a gym membership when you can just dig for precious gems in a virtual world?

Join us and watch as your character sheds those pounds while you build epic structures and battle mobs. Plus, our community of supportive players will cheer you on every step of the way – because nothing says motivation like a group of pixelated friends rooting for you!

So come on, partner up with us on this weight loss journey and let’s mine our way to a healthier, happier you!

KremlinCraft: Drone Strikes & Refineries

Attack, bloomberg, Conflict, Crisis, DiSRuPtiON, drone, ENERGY, fuel output, Geopolitics, global economy, KremlinCraft, Military, News, OIL INDUSTRY, refineries, RETALIATION, russia, sanctions, SECURITY, strikes, supply chain, Ukrainian drones, uncertainty

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	937
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	12	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Chimeras Created:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	44	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Enchantments Applied:	71	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Villages Defended:	15	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4

LOLZ JOIN DIS CRAZY MINECRAFT SERVER WHERE UKRAINIAN DRONES HIT THREE KEY REFINERIES BUT IN A FUN WAY! RUSHIAN FUEL OUTPUT IN DOUBT BUT NOT OUR FUN! WE GOT EXPLOSIVE PVP BATTLES AND BUILDING CONTESTS THAT WILL BLOW YO MIND! JOIN NOW TO EXPERIENCE THE CHAOS AND MAYHEM, YOLO!

Disrespectful Agree Craft

agree, Agreement, civility, Communication, communication skills, compromise, conflict management, Conflict Resolution, Craft, debate, dialogue, differing opinions, disagreement, DISRESPECTFUL, disrespectful agreement, healthy debate, Manners, mutual respect, perspective, relationships, respectful disagreement, tolerance, Understanding

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	5576
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Enchantments Applied:	224
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12
Dragon Scales Harvested:	187	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2

HEY YOU, YEAH YOU, DO YOU WANNA JOIN THE MOST EPIC MINECRAFT SERVER EVER? WELL, YOU’RE IN LUCK BECAUSE THIS SERVER IS LIT AF!

WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND CITY FILLED WITH DIAMONDS AND GOLD, GUARANTEED TO MAKE YOU RICHER THAN A LEPRECHAUN ON STEROIDS.

ALSO, OUR MODS ARE LIKE NINJAS ON SPEED, READY TO BAN ANY TROLLS FASTER THAN YOU CAN SAY “CREEPER”.

OH, AND DID I MENTION WE HAVE A PET ZOMBIE THAT CAN DO THE MACARENA? YEAH, THAT’S RIGHT.

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN THIS SERVER NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE WILDEST MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE. PLUS, IF YOU CAN RESPECTFULLY DISAGREE, THAT ALSO MEANS YOU CAN DISRESPECTFULLY AGREE. MIND BLOWN, RIGHT?