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| Players: | 108/600 | Votes: | 5881 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Meteorites Collected: | 2 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 14 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 5 | Divine Spears Created: | 15 |
| Mines Excavated: | 4840 | Epic Battles Fought: | 8 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 0 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 18 | Dragons Tamed: | 4 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 10 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 14 |
so, like, imagine this, right? you join this cray cray minecraft server and you magically lose weight just by playing. like, you don’t even have to do anything special, just play minecraft and BAM, you’re shedding those pounds like nobody’s business. it’s like a weight loss program but way more fun cuz you’re building stuff and fighting zombies and stuff. trust me, it’s like, science or something. join now and watch the pounds melt away while you craft and mine your way to a healthier you. n=41, that’s like, a lot of people, so you know it’s legit. come join us and get fit while having a blast in the blocky world of minecraft.
