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Mystic Isles Server 1.20.2

1.20.2, ANONYMOUS, anonymous author, Book, Captivating, Enigmatic, Fiction, Intriguing, Isles, legend, literary, MARTYR, Mysterious, Mystery, mystic, No. 928928401, novel, page-turner, SaintLegendMartyr, Server, Suspense, Suspenseful, Thriller, unknown writer

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	3462
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Secret Passages Found:	7	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, like ASAP!

Why, you ask? Well, lemme tell ya, this place is like a magical unicorn paradise mixed with a sprinkle of rainbow dust and a dash of pure chaos.

Imagine building your own epic castle while fighting off zombie llamas and riding on flying pigs. Yeah, that’s the kind of insanity you can expect here.

Plus, we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the skeletons are breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow.

So, if you’re ready to have your mind blown and your Minecraft skills put to the ultimate test, then come join us at SaintLegendMartyr! Let the madness begin! 🦄🌈💥

Suspended Aster Minecraft SMP

Aster, confusion, consequences, consequences of actions, disbelief, disciplinary action, Drama, getting the boot, gossip, Minecraft, Misinformation, punishment, Rumors, School, school administration, school gossip, school rules, smp, social media, student behavior, student suspension, suspended, suspension

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	6241
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	4181	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Astral Projections Made:	1

Oh boy, do we have a wild ride for you on our Minecraft SMP! Forget about boring old rules and regulations, we thrive on chaos and drama. Just last week, Aster thought they could get away with griefing everyone’s builds, but little did they know, our admin team is always watching. Let’s just say they won’t be causing any more trouble around here!

Join us if you want to experience epic battles, hilarious pranks, and unexpected plot twists. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats. Don’t miss out on the madness, come join our insane Minecraft SMP today!

BroBro’s Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

banter, blocky, Boundaries, BroBros, brother issues, cheating girlfriend, codependency, emotional exhaustion, Emotional support, enabling behavior, family conflict, family drama, holiday stress, mental health, Minecraft, self-care, Server, setting boundaries, sibling dynamics, therapy refusal, tough decision, tough love, toxic relationship

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	4199
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Void Gems Collected:	22
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Towns Built:	9	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

Are you tired of dealing with drama in real life? Join our Minecraft server and escape the chaos of family drama! Our server is a safe haven where you can build, explore, and mine without any cheating girlfriends or drunk brothers in sight.

Imagine a world where you can create your own paradise without worrying about your brother showing up in just his socks, begging for help. On our server, you can focus on building epic structures and exploring new lands without any interruptions.

Don’t let your brother’s relationship drama ruin your gaming experience. Join our server now and leave the real world behind. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft?

CraftyCouplesCashCrisis

adjusting to change, child care arrangements, childcare options, Communication, compromise, CraftyCouplesCashCrisis, daycare costs, family activities, family finances, financial decision, financial responsibilities, financial strain, Guilt, high-stress job, household help, inflation impact, MIL assistance, parenting decisions, partner disagreement, saving money, working parents

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	2955
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	35	Void Armor Forged:	19
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	86
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23

Are you the arsehole for not wanting to spend a fortune on daycare when you have a perfectly capable MIL who can watch your kid for free? Join our Minecraft server and let us help you navigate the tricky waters of family dynamics and financial decisions!

On our server, we have a special daycare center where you can drop off your virtual kids for free and let them roam around safely while you go on epic adventures. No need to worry about the cost or your partner’s stress levels – we’ve got it all covered!

Plus, our MIL NPC (Non-Player Character) is always available to lend a helping hand and give you some much-needed relief. She’ll even help you build a virtual house and keep things running smoothly while you’re off mining for diamonds.

So come join us on our Minecraft server and let us show you that sometimes, cutting daycare costs can lead to a whole new world of fun and excitement! Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual chaos and laughter instead?

BedMkrNoPoint – Minecraft SMP

BedMkrNoPoint, BEDROOM, cleanliness, comfort, daily routine, efficiency, habits, Home decor, Housekeeping, Lifestyle, making your bed, mental health, Minecraft, morning routine, neatness, organization, productivity, Relaxation, self-discipline, sleep hygiene, smp, tidiness, well-being

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	4905
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Astral Projections Made:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Zombie Dances:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Star Shards Collected:	106

Yo, so like, have you ever thought about joining this epic Minecraft SMP? Bro, let me tell you, it’s lit AF. Like, we got this one dude who builds giant statues of chickens everywhere, I swear it’s like a chicken cult or something. And then there’s this other guy who only communicates in pig oinks, like what even is that? But hey, it’s all part of the fun, right?

And don’t even get me started on the bed situation. Like, why would you even bother making your bed in real life when you can just respawn in Minecraft? It’s like, who even needs sleep when you can be mining for diamonds all night long, am I right? Plus, our server has this whole drama going on with the sheep population, apparently they’re planning a rebellion or something. It’s wild, man.

So yeah, if you’re looking for a totally bonkers Minecraft experience, come join our SMP. Just be prepared for chaos, insanity, and maybe a little bit of creepers blowing up your house. But hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?

PixelPhysique

body type, ideal physique, physical appearance, physical appearance in a partner, physical appearance preferences, Physical attraction, physical attraction factors, physical attraction in dating, physical attraction in relationships, physical attraction qualities, physical attraction standards, physical attraction traits, physical characteristics, physical chemistry, physical compatibility, physical preferences, physical preferences in a partner, physical traits, physical turn-offs, physical turn-ons, PixelPhysique

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	8534
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	50	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	33
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11

Are you into blocky, pixelated babes with square heads and pixelated abs? Then boy do we have the server for you! Our Minecraft server is filled with all the hot pixelated characters you could ever dream of. From Steve with his chiseled jawline to Creeper with his explosive personality, there’s someone for everyone on our server.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the most epic pixelated parties you’ve ever seen. We’re talking block parties that make Coachella look like a backyard BBQ. Get ready to dance the night away with Enderman and his sick dance moves, or chill by the pool with Zombie and Skeleton sipping on pixelated cocktails.

And if you’re looking for some drama, look no further. Our server is like a pixelated soap opera, with love triangles between Villager, Witch, and Iron Golem, and epic battles between Wither and Ender Dragon that will leave you on the edge of your block.

So come join our Minecraft server and get ready for a wild ride filled with pixelated fun, drama, and romance. Who needs real life when you can have all this craziness in the world of blocks and pixels?

UkraineDefenseMC Server

aggression, Breach, Conflict, Defense, defense lines, eastern europe, eastern Ukraine, Geopolitics, international relations, Invasion, Military, military strategy, nato, russia, SECURITY, Server, simultaneous attacks, Syrskyi, Ukraine, UkraineDefenseMC, Vladimir Putin, War

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	106
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Divine Spears Created:	26	Rainbows Spotted:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where u can be a part of the craziest battles ever! we got russia tryna breach ukraine but they just cant do it cuz our defense lines are too strong! syrskyi is like “nah bro, u aint gettin past us!” join us and be a part of the most intense battles in minecraft history! plus, we got llamas wearing sombreros and chickens riding pigs, it’s a total party up in here! so what are u waiting for? come join the fun and be a part of the madness!

ElonCraft: Neo-Nazi Approved!

APPROVED, Backlash, controversy, criticism, current events, elon musk, Elon Musk controversy, ElonCraft, extremism, far-right party, German, German politics, Hate Speech, neo nazi, neonazi, News, Party, Politics, public figure, racism, social media, Statement

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	9706
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	9
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	8729
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Players Killed by Monsters:	3723	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Farms Harvested:	952	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Enchantments Applied:	240
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47

join our epic minecraft server where elon musk himself applauds the german neo-nazi party! we have flying pigs, dancing llamas, and a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and cheeseburgers. if you join now, you’ll get a free pet dragon that farts rainbows and shoots fireballs at creepers. come join the madness and let’s build a world where anything is possible, even elon musk supporting questionable political groups!

Escape Luigi CEO Hideout

Capture, CEO, Conspiracy, Crisis, Disappearance, ELUSIVE, Escape, escape plan, Evasion, fear, fugitive, Health (Industry), Healthcare, HIDEOUT, Hiding, investigation, leadership, Luigi, Panic, Pursuit, runaway

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	5197
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Enchantments Applied:	267	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	20
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Dimension Hops:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7

lol imagine luigi on the loose causing chaos in the health industry like what even is happening. but like, if you join this minecraft server, you can help us catch luigi and save the CEOs from hiding in their mansions. plus, we have a secret underground base where we train llamas to do backflips and shoot lasers from their eyes. so like, why wouldn’t you want to join? come on, let’s save the world from luigi’s reign of terror together!

Ancient Tools Unearthed: CraftyCraft Server

000-year-old, 22, Ancient, anthropology, archaeology, Artifacts, CraftyCraft, Discovered, discovery, Excavation, History, humans, ice age, Maryland, native americans, North America, prehistoric, research, Rewrite, Server, SETTLEMENT, stone tools, Tools, unearthed

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	5285
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Votes:	3119
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Enchantments Applied:	298	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

OMG GUYS, U GOTTA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT 22,000-YEAR-OLD TOOLS DISCOVERED IN MARYLAND!!! LIKE, WTF, WE OUT HERE REWRITING HISTORY OF HUMANS IN NORTH AMERICA WHILE BUILDING BLOCKY HOUSES AND FIGHTING CREEPERS.

IMAGINE UNLOCKING ANCIENT SECRETS WHILE CRAFTING DIAMOND ARMOR AND TROLLING OTHER PLAYERS WITH PRANKS. THIS SERVER IS LIT AF, AND U DON’T WANNA MISS OUT ON THE FUN. JOIN NOW AND BECOME A PART OF THE MOST EPIC MINECRAFT ADVENTURE EVER!!! 🤪🔥🎮

Futile Kingdoms 1.21.2

1.21.2, bilingualism, communication barriers, cultural assimilation, Cultural differences, English language dominance, FUTILE, Kingdoms, language acquisition, language barriers, language barriers in communication, language classes, language education, language fluency, language immersion, language learning, language preference, language proficiency, language skills, linguistic diversity, multilingualism, resistance to learning language

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	2674
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Divine Scrolls Written:	21
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, it’s because we don’t give a flying pig about learning other languages. English is the only language we speak, so if you wanna chat with us, you better brush up on your English skills, dude! Who needs to learn Spanish or French when you can just speak English everywhere you go, am I right? Join now and let’s spread the English love all over this blocky world!

Style No Cum Minecraft SMP

Aesthetics, Character, Cum, design, fashion, Game, Gaming, Identity, Individuality, Minecraft, Mystery, name.., no cum, Protagonist, question.., smp, Storyline, Style, Unique, unknown, Visual, what’s her name

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	757
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Zombie Dances:	8
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	60	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	173	Void Gems Collected:	19
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Mines Excavated:	2475

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and instantly became the richest player in all the land. How, you may wonder? Because our server has a secret hidden treasure chest that only the chosen ones can find. Legend has it that whoever finds this chest will be blessed with infinite diamonds and enchanted gear!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest and most majestic creatures you’ll ever see in Minecraft. From flying pigs to talking cows, you’ll never know what kind of crazy critters you’ll come across on our server.

And if you’re feeling brave, you can venture into the depths of our custom-built dungeons, where you’ll face off against the most challenging mobs and bosses you’ve ever encountered. Only the strongest and most skilled players will emerge victorious!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP server now and embark on the wildest and wackiest adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell!

SearchHistoryExposed – Minecraft SMP

browsing history, Cyber Security, data breach, data privacy, Data Protection, digital footprint, digital privacy, embarrassing searches, information leakage, internet browsing habits, internet privacy, Minecraft, online activity, online privacy, online reputation, online security, personal browsing, personal information, privacy concerns, search history, SearchHistoryExposed, sensitive information, smp

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	4610
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	27
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Towns Built:	9
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21

OMG you guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the most epic server ever! We have like, a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples, like who even has that in Minecraft?! And the best part is, we have a pet creeper named Bob who gives out free hugs, like how cool is that?!

But wait, there’s more! We also have a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano and a secret treasure chest filled with rare loot like Netherite armor and enchanted weapons. And don’t even get me started on our epic PvP battles, it’s like Hunger Games but with more explosions and flying pigs!

So come join us on this insane Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have fun and never take anything too seriously. Trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you’re afraid of getting pranked by our resident troll, Steve the Sheep. But hey, it’s all part of the fun, am I right? 😂🐑🔥🎮

XmasBlockParty

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	5874
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7

Are you tired of the same old boring Christmas traditions? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us if you want to escape the holiday madness and build your own winter wonderland without any annoying carolers or fruitcake in sight.

On our server, you can create your own virtual North Pole and become the ultimate Santa Claus, delivering gifts to all the Minecraft villagers. But watch out for the mischievous elves who like to prank unsuspecting players with exploding presents!

If you’re feeling a bit Grinchy this holiday season, come join us and unleash your inner Scrooge by griefing other players’ Christmas-themed builds. Who needs peace on earth and goodwill towards men when you can cause chaos and mayhem instead?

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server and say goodbye to boring old Christmas traditions. Let’s make this holiday season one to remember (or forget)!

GasPayToPlayCraft

diplomatic negotiations, economic impact, economic sanctions, Energy Cooperation, energy policy, energy security, energy trade, european union, foreign affairs, gas payments, GasPayToPlayCraft, global politics, international relations, MIDDLE EAST, natural gas exports, political diplomacy, russia, sanctions waiver, trade agreements, turkey, US

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	6636
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	4987	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3638	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Zombie Dances:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

so, like, this server is like the bomb diggity, you know? like, you gotta join cuz we got this crazy story where the US is all like “hey Turkey, you can totally pay Russia for gas with no problem, we got your back bro.” like, who even does that? it’s like a soap opera up in here, but with blocks and creepers and stuff.

join this server if you wanna be part of the drama, man. we got alliances forming, betrayals happening, it’s like Game of Thrones but with pixelated pigs. plus, our community is so lit, you’ll never wanna leave. so come on, join us and let’s make some epic memories together. oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds? yeah, it’s totally a thing.

Players:	100/500	Votes:	4047
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	76	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14