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Players: | 110/800 | Votes: | 6554 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Living Statues Befriended: | 1 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 |
Glitched Entities Encountered: | 0 | Zombie Dances: | 10 |
Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 31 |
Underground Cities Explored: | 3 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 4 |
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 97 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
Horror Stories Survived: | 1 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 |
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 9 |
But wait, there’s more! We also have a roller coaster made entirely out of lava, because why not? And our PvP arena is actually a giant pineapple for some reason. Don’t ask me why, just come join and see for yourself.
Oh, and did I mention that we have a pet dragon that farts rainbows? Yeah, it’s pretty epic. So if you want to join the most insane, wacky, and totally random Minecraft SMP ever, then come join us now! Sir Clucksalot is waiting for you, my dudes.