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Players: | 90/800 | Votes: | 3203 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Immortal Potions Brewed: | 6 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 11 |
Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 3 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 |
Evil Lairs Raided: | 7 | Animals Bred: | 158 |
Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 |
Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 |
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 5 |
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 |
But wait, there’s more! We also have a roller coaster made entirely out of lava, because why not? And our PvP arena is actually a giant pineapple for some reason. Don’t ask me why, just come join and see for yourself.
Oh, and did I mention that we have a pet dragon that farts rainbows? Yeah, it’s pretty epic. So if you want to join the most insane, wacky, and totally random Minecraft SMP ever, then come join us now! Sir Clucksalot is waiting for you, my dudes.