InsultCraft SMP: CleanRoasts | New Minecraft Servers 2025

WorldCraftedFun

complex systems, critical thinking, cultural influences, economic principles, environmental interactions, global systems, historical context, how does the world work, Human Behavior, interconnectedness, interdisciplinary studies, Natural phenomena, philosophical perspectives, political dynamics, problem solving, Scientific inquiry, societal structures, technological advancements, understanding the world, world, WorldCraftedFun

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	6938
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Ores Mined:	4819	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where pigs fly, cows dance, and creepers have a secret love for building sandcastles! Our world operates on a magical system where diamonds rain from the sky every hour, and every player gets a pet dragon to ride around on.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant chickens that shoot lasers from their eyes, or if you want to participate in our weekly llama fashion show where the best-dressed llama wins a crown made of emeralds.

But beware, our server is also home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a beast so powerful that even the bravest of players tremble at the mention of its name. Will you be the one to defeat it and claim its golden egg of infinite wisdom?

So come on over and join us for a wild and wacky adventure unlike any other Minecraft server out there. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination!

Orbán’s Block Party Minecraft Server

Antal Rogán, Antal Rogán scandal, authoritarianism, BLOCK, Corruption, diplomatic relations, Europe, european union, foreign policy, Government, Hungarian minister, Hungarian politics, international relations, Minecraft, Orbán, Orbans, Party, Politics, right-hand man, sanctions, Server, united states, US sanctions, US-Hungary relations, Viktor Orbán

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	3904
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Epic Quests Completed:	10
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Magic Items Found:	7879
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1

so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. we got, like, unicorns and flying pigs and, like, a secret underground lair full of diamonds and emeralds and stuff. plus, like, the admin is, like, a wizard who can turn you into a dragon if you ask nicely.

oh, and did i mention the secret treasure hunt where you can find, like, a million diamonds if you solve the riddles? yeah, it’s, like, totally epic. plus, there’s, like, a roller coaster that takes you through a lava waterfall and into a portal to another dimension.

so, like, why join this server? because it’s, like, the most insane, crazy, awesome place in all of Minecraft. trust me, you won’t regret it. just watch out for the creepers, they’re, like, everywhere. but hey, that’s just part of the fun, right?

NATOcraft: Biden’s Blame Game

Bidens, Blame, Game, NATOcraft, Trump Biden Russia Ukraine NATO War Provoking Aspirations International relations Conflict Politics Geopolitics United States Foreign policy Diplomacy Military Aggression Alliance Security Crisis

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	7383
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Gods Slained:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Villages Defended:	20	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1

so, like, u should totally join this minecraft server cuz it’s like, the bomb diggity, ya know? like, we got unicorns and dragons and stuff, it’s cray cray!

plus, like, trump totally plays on our server and he blames biden for, like, starting a war with russia cuz of some nato stuff with ukraine. like, who knew minecraft could cause so much drama, amirite?

so, like, come join us and be part of the epic battle between trump and biden in the world of minecraft. it’s gonna be lit, fam!

Pickpocketing Marsupials Server

Animal Behavior, animal facts, animal pouches, animal theft, Australian fauna, australian wildlife, interesting animals, Kangaroos, Koalas, marsupial species, marsupials, pickpocketed, Pickpocketing, possums, pouch, Server, thievery, unique animals, unique behavior, wallabies, wildlife, wildlife trivia

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	4899
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	25	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Divine Spears Created:	19	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Falling into the Void:	3

so, like, this server is like, the craziest place ever, man. like, did you know that on this server, marsupials are the only animals that can be pickpocketed? like, imagine sneaking up on a kangaroo and stealing its wallet, bro.

but that’s not even the best part. on this server, there’s a secret underground disco party where all the mobs go to dance the night away. creepers doing the electric slide, skeletons breakdancing, it’s wild, man.

and don’t even get me started on the treasure hunts. rumor has it that there’s a hidden diamond mine guarded by a pack of friendly llamas. but watch out, because they’re trained in martial arts and will karate chop anyone who tries to steal their bling.

so, like, if you’re looking for a server that’s totally bonkers and full of surprises, you gotta join us. trust me, you won’t regret it. just watch out for those pickpocketing marsupials, they’re sneaky little buggers.

Blocky Commute: Beyond Downtown Hub

blocky, city planning, Commute, commuting patterns, daily movements, digital nomads, downtown, downtown hubs, economic geography, economic impact, employment trends, Hub, neighborhood-bound, remote jobs, remote work, research, spatial analysis, Technology, telecommuting, Transportation, urban development, urban economies, work from home, Workforce

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	9997
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	28
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Astral Amulets Crafted:	39
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	35
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Holy Grails Found:	1

so, like, u know how u think ur just chillin in ur lil neighborhood, doin ur thing? well guess what, turns out ur daily movements are like, way more wild than u thought. like, u could be affectin urban economies without even knowin it. crazy, right?

join our minecraft server and be part of this INSANE discovery. u could be the reason a whole downtown hub thrives or dies. u never know, man. it’s like, a whole new level of responsibility.

plus, we have the most lit builds and the craziest events. like, one time we had a giant chicken parade that took over the whole server. it was cluckin wild, dude. u don’t wanna miss out on this kind of madness.

so come on, join us and be part of the urban economy revolution. who knew minecraft could be so impactful, right? let’s shake things up together, one block at a time.

Prime Survival

Community, Discord, Economy, Events, evolving world, Friendly, Lag-free, Loyal, multiplayer, multiplayer server, North America, Optimized, Positive, Prime, problem solving, Seasons, Server, Shops, smp, Staff Team, Survival

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	3760
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	83
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	27	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	3

Prime Survival Minecraft Server

IP Address	mc.primesurvival.net
About	Server has been operating since 2018. Prime aims to capture the best aspects of favorite servers and constantly improve its features.
Community	Player base mainly from North America but all are welcome. Active Discord server for announcements and community interaction.

FAQ

Q: How long has Prime Survival been operating?

A: Prime Survival has been operating since 2018.

Q: What is the goal of Prime Survival?

A: The goal of Prime Survival is to capture the best aspects of favorite servers, improve on their shortcomings, and provide a lag-free experience for players.

Q: Where does the majority of the player base come from?

A: The majority of the player base comes from North America, but players from all regions are welcome to join.

Q: Is there an active community Discord server?

A: Yes, Prime Survival has an active Discord server for announcements, discussion, and community interaction. Players are encouraged to join to stay connected.

Q: What can players expect from the ALL NEW 1.21x map in Prime Survival?

A: The ALL NEW 1.21x map in Prime Survival offers an enhanced survival experience for players. Join the server and Discord to stay updated on community activities.

ZenCraft Skylands 1.21.1

1.21.1, addiction, anxiety, b.., benzodiazepine abuse, benzodiazepines, coping mechanisms, medication, mental health, mental illness, Mental well-being, mood problems, panic attacks, pharmaceuticals, prescription drugs, Psychiatry, Psychology, side effects, Skylands, Therapy, Treatment, Xanax, zencraft

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	5326
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	19	New Chunks Explored:	539458
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	155
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Runes Activated:	7
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	13
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9

Yo, bros, forget about Xanax, come join our Minecraft server instead! Why deal with panic attacks when you can be mining diamonds and building epic structures in our world? Plus, who needs mood problems when you can be chilling with your virtual buddies and having a blast? Anxiety? Pshhh, just join our server and let all your worries melt away as you explore, create, and have a freaking awesome time. Trust me, this server is the ultimate cure for all your real-life problems. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the Minecraft magic heal your soul!

Pixel Punk Paradise

BTFO, cm punk, cmpg, commodity, Embed, general, Goat, Hottest, instagram, Links, Paradise, PIXEL, Platform, punk, Punker, Raw, related, Seething, social media, twitter, Widgets, wrestling

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	9014
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	0	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	62
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Astral Amulets Crafted:	19
Falling into the Void:	0	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15

Yo yo yo! Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server in the universe! We got all the RAWThe Punker’s links for you to check out, like his Instagram and Twitter. SEETHING SEFF BTFO BY THE GOAT, you know what I’m saying? Join us for some epic gaming adventures and let’s have a blast together! Don’t miss out, come join the madness now!

BoundaryCraft Server

apartment, Boundaries, Boundary, BoundaryCraft, comfort, Communication, control, Disrespect, Expectations, Favor, Friend, Frustration, houseguest, manipulative, Military, privacy, relationships, Rent, Respect, roommate, Safety, Server

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	1025
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	37	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Divine Scrolls Written:	12
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
New Chunks Explored:	456327	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1

Are you tired of dealing with disrespectful roommates who bring random strangers into your home without any consideration for your safety or privacy? Then come join our Minecraft server, where you can build your own virtual home without the worry of unwanted guests barging in!

On our server, you can create your own rules and enforce them however you see fit. Want to ban all players who don’t ask permission before entering your virtual abode? Go for it! Want to charge rent in diamonds and emeralds? Totally doable!

Join us now and experience a world where you are the master of your domain, where no one can disrespect you or your virtual spouse. Build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content, all without the drama of real-life roommates. Plus, we have a strict “no random strangers in your virtual home” policy, so you can rest easy knowing that your virtual wife is safe while she’s out slaying zombies or mining for resources.

Don’t let real-life roommate drama ruin your Minecraft experience. Join our server today and start building your dream virtual home, free from unwanted guests and drama!

MexiCraftSisNoHelp

Argument, Certification, Cleansing, Decision making, Diploma, education, enema, family, financial responsibility, God’s mission, INDEPENDENCE, knowledge, mexico, MexiCraftSisNoHelp, MONEY, normal life, Phone, Religion, School, sibling, Support

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	3024
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Endless Night Skies:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Chimeras Created:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	40	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Enchantments Applied:	141

Looking for a Minecraft server that will distract you from your family drama? Look no further! Join our server and escape to a world where you don’t have to worry about your sister running off to questionable schools in Mexico.

On our server, you can build your own virtual family and make sure they never abandon you for some weird cult-like school. Plus, you won’t have to worry about paying for their phone bills or meals – they can fend for themselves in the pixelated world of Minecraft.

Join now and experience the ultimate virtual family experience, where the only drama you’ll encounter is trying to decide what color to paint your virtual house. Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with real-life family issues.

LovestruckLlama Minecraft SMP

Affection, Commitment, deep connection, devotion, emotions, Falling In Love, feelings, Heartwarming, INTIMATE, knowing, Life Partner, long term, love, LovestruckLlama, Minecraft, Passion, realization, relationships, romance, sentimental, smp, soulmate, special bond

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	3086
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Dimension Hops:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server I found. It’s like, the most lit place ever, with unicorns flying around and diamond armor growing on trees. Like, I knew I loved this server when I rode a pig off a cliff and survived because I had a feather falling enchantment on my boots. It was like, true love at first sight, you know?

And get this, there’s a secret underground disco party where all the mobs go to dance when the sun goes down. I swear, I saw a creeper breakdancing with a skeleton, it was wild. That’s when I knew this server was the one for me.

Oh, and did I mention the admin is a talking potato who grants wishes if you sacrifice a stack of baked potatoes? It’s insane, bro. I wished for a pet dragon and now I ride around on a dragon breathing fire on all the noobs.

So yeah, if you wanna experience true love and ridiculous adventures, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP. It’s like a rollercoaster of chaos and fun, and you’ll never want to leave. Trust me, bro, it’s the best decision you’ll ever make.

Elon’s Crafty Politics

activism, billionaire, brexit, Business, Crafty, Economy, electric vehicles, elon musk, Elons, entrepreneur, future trends, global affairs, Government, influence, innovation, leadership, Politics, renewable energy, social media, spacex, Technology, tesla, UK politics

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	6327
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Magic Items Found:	2745	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Holy Grails Found:	2
Love Letters Sent:	11	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10

Have you heard the rumors? Elon Musk is actually joining UK politics because he wants to build a Minecraft server that is out of this world! Literally, he plans to create a server set on Mars where players can mine for space diamonds and battle alien mobs. And guess what? He’s looking for players to join him on this intergalactic adventure! So if you want to be a part of history and help Elon Musk conquer the red planet in the name of Minecraft, then join our server now! Who knows, maybe you’ll even get to ride in a Tesla spaceship to get there. 😉🚀 #MinecraftOnMars #ElonForPresident

SnowballCraft Minecraft Server

Alliance, border, Canada, denial, Diplomacy, foreign policy, Government, INDEPENDENCE, international relations, Minecraft, neighbor, News, North America, Politics, prime minister, Server, snowball’s chance, SnowballCraft, SOVEREIGNTY, speculation, Statement, trudeau, U.S

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	5885
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	12	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Holy Grails Found:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	0

so, like, have you ever wanted to join a minecraft server that is so epic, even trudeau himself said there’s not ‘a snowball’s chance’ canada would become part of it? well, this server is so lit that even the prime minister is shooketh by its awesomeness.

join us and build the most epic structures you can imagine, like a giant statue of trudeau riding a polar bear into battle against a horde of creepers. or maybe you want to create a secret underground base filled with treasure and traps to keep out pesky griefers.

we have the most insane mods and plugins that will make your minecraft experience like no other. fly around on a magic carpet, summon dragons to do your bidding, or even turn yourself into a unicorn with rainbow powers.

so what are you waiting for? come join us on this epic minecraft server and show trudeau that canada can handle anything, even the most epic minecraft adventures. let’s do this, eh!

What is the IP for Brawl Stars Minecraft Server?

battle royale, brawl, brawl stars, Meeple, Minecraft, mobile battle royale, mobile game, mobile rpg, mobile strategy game, New Event, pizza event, Server, skins, Stars, Supercell Game, Surge Lightyear, Surge lightyear skin

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	6702
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	2595
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Blood Moons Survived:	0

Brawl Stars is a popular mobile multiplayer online battle game developed by Supercell. The game features a variety of game modes, including Gem Grab, Showdown, Heist, Brawl Ball, Bounty, Siege, and more. Players can choose from a diverse cast of characters, each with unique abilities and play styles. The goal of the game is to team up with friends or play solo, defeat opponents, and collect rewards to unlock new brawlers and upgrades. Brawl Stars has garnered a large and dedicated player base since its release in 2018, with regular updates and events keeping the game fresh and engaging for players.

Max2890’s server

Active, Community, Discord, Economy, Events, Factions, Friendly, Griefing, invite, Max2890s, Minecraft, PvP, rules, semi anarchy, Server, Shops, smp, Staff, Survival, tolerance

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	1341
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31	Potions Brewed:	142
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Crops Grown:	6735	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Mythical Quests Completed:	34

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Semi-Anarchy
Rules	No hacking, No homophobia, No racism, No sexism, No slurs
Start Date	8th Jan
Start Time	15:30

Join our Discord server for more information: Discord Link

Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
What type of server is this?	This is a semi-anarchy server where everything is allowed except for hacking.
What are the rules on the server?	The rules include no homophobia, racism, sexism, or any slurs.
When does the server start?	The server will start on 8th Jan at 15:30.

Players:	92/900	Votes:	8653
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chimeras Created:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	27