InsultCraft SMP: CleanRoasts | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	1845
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Animals Bred:	159	Dragon Eggs Found:	1179
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4

New Minecraft Servers

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this EPIC Minecraft SMP! Like, seriously, it’s so lit you won’t even believe it. We have like, a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds and stuff. And the best part is, our leader is a talking chicken named Sir Clucksalot. He’s like, the wisest chicken you’ll ever meet, I swear.

But wait, there’s more! We also have a roller coaster made entirely out of lava, because why not? And our PvP arena is actually a giant pineapple for some reason. Don’t ask me why, just come join and see for yourself.

Oh, and did I mention that we have a pet dragon that farts rainbows? Yeah, it’s pretty epic. So if you want to join the most insane, wacky, and totally random Minecraft SMP ever, then come join us now! Sir Clucksalot is waiting for you, my dudes.

Mystic Realm 1.21

mystic, Realm

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	1451
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Dragon Scales Harvested:	431	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	14	Heroic Legacies Created:	3

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that will make you question reality!

We have so much fun, you’ll be tripping balls and swallowing your own cum from last night’s fuck in no time!

Why join? Because where else can you experience such outrageous adventures and mind-bending activities in a blocky virtual world?

Don’t miss out on the craziness – join now and prepare to have your mind blown!

LuxuryTripsVsBasicNeeds Minecraft Server

basic needs, caregiving, community support, disability pension, Emotional support, family conflict, family dynamics, Father, financial strain, financial support, legal action, luxury trips, LuxuryTripsVsBasicNeeds, mental health, Minecraft, neglect, parental responsibilities, pushing for help, schizophrenia, separation, Server, Siblings, Tough Decisions

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	4186
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Void Armor Forged:	12
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Astral Projections Made:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we offer a virtual escape from real-life drama like you’ve never seen before! Join us and leave all your family issues behind, because here, the only drama you’ll find is when someone steals your diamonds!

Embark on a journey with us, just like our player who had to navigate life independently at a young age. Build your own empire, just like they built a new life for themselves and their brother. And don’t worry about financial struggles, because in our server, the only currency you need is creativity and determination!

Forget about asking your father for help, because here, the only thing you’ll be asking for is more building materials and resources. And if anyone tries to twist the situation, just block them like you would a troll in the game!

So come join us on this epic adventure, where the only thing you’ll need to worry about is whether to build a castle or a skyscraper next. Who needs luxury trips when you can travel to the ends of the Minecraft world with just a click of a button? Join us now and let’s craft some memories together!

ConcertNoFriendNoGo

carpool, Clique, Concert, ConcertNoFriendNoGo, Driving, driving solo, EXCLUDED, excluded from plans, Friend, group of friends, Invitation, large stadium, long distance, overreacting, Parking, Plans, SELLING, Solo, Stadium, Stubborn, ticket

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	6187
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5
Star Shards Collected:	224	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Buildings Constructed:	47
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	43	Love Letters Sent:	20
Farms Harvested:	375	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3

Come join our Minecraft server where you will never feel excluded or left out like this poor soul at a concert! We promise not to leave you stranded like a solo driver at a concert parking lot. Our server is like a big happy family where everyone is included and welcomed with open arms, unlike some so-called friends out there.

On our server, you won’t have to worry about being the odd one out or feeling like you don’t belong. We have a vibrant community of players who are always ready to welcome new members with open arms. No cliques here, just good old-fashioned fun and friendship.

So why drive solo to a boring concert when you can join our epic Minecraft server and be a part of something truly special? Say goodbye to exclusion and hello to endless adventures and laughter. Join us today and let the good times roll!

TrudeauFanatic Minecraft SMP

American, Canada, Canadians, Democracy, Economy, elections, Government, international relations, justin trudeau, leader, Minecraft, Multiculturalism, North America, Opinions, policies, Politics, prime minister, public opinion, reddit, smp, Social Issues, TrudeauFanatic, Voting

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	5093
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Secret Passages Found:	4
Mines Excavated:	4983	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Buildings Constructed:	15	Void Armor Forged:	20
Astral Projections Made:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	5

Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft lovers! Are you tired of boring old SMPs with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is so lit, even Justin Trudeau would want to join (if he wasn’t busy being a prime minister and all).

Join our server for a chance to build a giant igloo with Justin Trudeau himself! That’s right, he’s taking a break from politics to show off his building skills in Minecraft. And rumor has it, he’s a pro at pixel art too.

But that’s not all! We’ve got polar bears riding minecarts, moose with diamond armor, and maple syrup flowing like waterfalls. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret underground hockey rink where you can challenge Trudeau to a game.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most Canadian Minecraft adventure of your life, eh! Sorry, not sorry!

TipsyCraft

alcohol consumption, alcohol effects, alcohol influences, alcohol tolerance, alcohol-induced emotions, alcohol-related behavior, binge drinking, drinking habits, drinking patterns, Drunk, Drunkenness, horny drunk, intoxicated behavior, mean drunk, party behavior, personality traits when drunk, sleepy drunk, social drinking, TipsyCraft, types of drunk

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	5658
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	32
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Towns Built:	8

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and mining for diamonds? Well, come join our server and let your inner drunk out to play!

We have a special potion in our server that will turn your character into a hilarious drunk version of themselves. Are you a mean drunk who likes to grief other players’ builds? Or maybe you’re a horny drunk who flirts with every villager you come across. Or perhaps you’re a sleepy drunk who just passes out in random places.

Join us for a wild and wacky time as you navigate through our server in a drunken stupor. Just be careful not to fall off any cliffs or get into too much trouble, because in our server, anything can happen when you’re under the influence of our special potion.

So come join us and let loose on our crazy Minecraft server. Who knows what kind of drunk you’ll be!

FarRightCraft Minecraft Server

austrian, Coalition, CONSERVATIVE, controversial, Democracy, elections, Europe, european union, extremism, far right, FarRightCraft, Government, History, leadership, mandate, Minecraft, nationalism, Politics, populist, power, Server, world war II

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	7546
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	29
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	15

come join our epic minecraft server where we have austrian far right leaders trying to lead the game since world war II! yea, you heard that right, we got crazy politicians running around trying to build a government in minecraft. it’s like a virtual reality show but with blocks and creepers. who knows what kind of chaos they’ll bring to the server, so come join the fun and see if you can survive the political madness. plus, we have free diamond armor for all new players because why not? join now and let’s make minecraft great again!

NukeCraftExchange

atomic energy, bilateral agreement, Diplomacy, ENERGY, facilitate, foreign affairs, global stability, India, international relations, nonproliferation, nuclear cooperation, NukeCraftExchange, peaceful use, policy, regulations, REMOVE, SECURITY, strategic partnership, technology transfer, Trade, US

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	2892
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	36
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	57
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	49
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8

so, like, this server is like the bomb dot com, just like how US is removing regulations for India, we are removing all the boring rules and restrictions on our server! it’s gonna be a nuclear explosion of fun and craziness! join us if you wanna experience the wildest adventures in Minecraft, like, you won’t believe the stuff that happens here. we have secret underground bases, where you can pretend to be a spy or a super villain, it’s up to you! and the best part is, our community is super friendly and welcoming, so you’ll never feel left out. come join us and let’s make some radioactive memories together!

DystroCraft: Muscle Madness

dmd, Duchenne muscular dystrophy, dystrobrevin, DystroCraft, Dystrophin, genetic disorder, groundbreaking study, madness, Muscle, muscle degeneration, muscle disease, muscle function, muscle health, muscle pathology, muscle pathology analysis, Muscle Proteins, muscle regeneration, muscle research, muscle stability, muscle therapy, muscle treatment, muscle weakness, protein interactions

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	3856
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Crops Grown:	9375	Dragons Tamed:	6
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1

join dis amazin minecraft server where u can build muscles like u never seen before!! we got dystrophin and dystrobrevin proteins workin together to make u STRONGER than ever!! forget bout DMD, we got u covered with our magical proteins and crazy muscles!! come join da fun and get ripped in minecraft like never before!!

GOMI.KRAFT Minecraft server

Adventure, banner, BUILD, Community, Creative, description, Friends, Fun, GOMI.KRAFT, Lazy, Minecraft, multiplayer, ONLINE, OWNER, personal account, Play, Server, Survival, tags

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	6881
Rating:	4.7 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	693343	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4

The owner of the “GOMI.KRAFT” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

gominohito.aternos.me:45150

OrbitMC

Active, Community, Experience, Fun, Gaming, get involved, hermitcraft, Join, Linktree, Minecraft, OrbitMC, Play, Player Shops, Positive, Season, Server, smp, Staff, Staff Team, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	6019
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	370	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3

Welcome to OrbitMC!
We are an ever growing semi-vanilla Minecraft SMP server that has released our 2nd Season! We have an active staff team working to make sure that your experience in the game is the best that it can possibly be. Along with that we have a very fun and positive community of people just like you!

If you are interested in joining our community:
Check out our Linktree that provides ways to get involved and join the server! Once you join, go ahead and get yourself whitelisted so that you can join and play on the Minecraft Server!
https://linktr.ee/orbitmc

FAQ

Question	Answer
How can I join OrbitMC?	To join OrbitMC, visit our Linktree (https://linktr.ee/orbitmc) for ways to get involved and join the server. Once you join, make sure to get whitelisted to play!
What is a semi-vanilla Minecraft SMP server?	A semi-vanilla Minecraft SMP server is a server that maintains the core Minecraft gameplay experience while adding some quality-of-life enhancements and community features.
How active is the staff team on OrbitMC?	Our staff team is very active and dedicated to ensuring that all players have a positive and enjoyable experience on the server.
Is OrbitMC suitable for all ages?	OrbitMC is a family-friendly server suitable for players of all ages. Our community maintains a positive and welcoming environment for everyone.

Crimson Realm – Haachama 1.21.4

#youtube, 1.21.4, Ban RTA, boo, BUTA, cover, Crimson, Gaming, Girl with pink hair, Haachama, Haachama Dark Web, Haachama World, Infinity, Japanese vtuber, music cover, pink hair, Realm, Red Heart, twitter, Unmedicated hope edition, virtual youtuber, はあちゃま, ブタサンダー, 赤井はあと

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	1453
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	4

Yo, have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s crazier than a pack of rabid llamas on a sugar high? Well, look no further, because this server is like diving headfirst into a pool of rainbow-colored Jello while riding a unicorn made of pure chaos!

Forget about boring old servers with their basic builds and predictable players. On this server, you’ll find YouTubers with more energy than a toddler on a caffeine binge, Twitter feeds that will make your brain melt, and covers of songs that will make you question reality itself.

Join us on this wild ride where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who really follows those anyway?). So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your imaginary unicorn, and get ready for a Minecraft experience that will leave you laughing, crying, and wondering if you’ve accidentally stumbled into an alternate dimension. See you there, or not, who even knows anymore?

ExVehicEx Drama Minecraft Server

aita, Boundary, coffee, Communication, Conflict, Drama, ENTITLEMENT, ex, ExVehicEx, gas, Insight, insurance, lying.., Miles, Minecraft, passenger, progressive snapshot, relationship, Server, Shady, time frames, Tracking, Trust, Vehicle

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	6812
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Dragon Scales Harvested:	441
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22	Magic Crystals Found:	14

Are you tired of dealing with shady exes who think they can do whatever they want with your car? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! We promise you won’t find any ex-boyfriends sneaking around in your virtual vehicles here.

Join our server and experience a world where boundaries are respected and coffee runs are strictly solo affairs. No more tracking miles or worrying about who’s getting a ride in your car – on our server, the only thing you’ll be tracking is how many diamonds you’ve mined.

So come on down to our Minecraft server and leave the drama at the door. Who needs a lying ex when you can have a creeper blowing up your house instead? It’s a lot more fun, we promise!

ExDogNoEx_GF

aita, Blind, brain damage, Cheating, custody, dehydration, dog, ex, ExDogNoEx_GF, Feeding, medical bills, moving out, puppy, seizures, social media, special needs, stolen dog, Walking, water bowl, xxl bully

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	3951
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Void Gems Collected:	21	Mines Excavated:	3963
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	52
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19	Titanic Battles Fought:	24

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this story? Look no further! Join our server and experience the drama, the thrill, and the insanity of virtual pet ownership gone wrong!

Reasons to join: 1. Our server is so crazy, it’ll make your ex’s behavior look tame in comparison. 2. Experience the thrill of protecting your virtual dog from potential break-ins and dog-nappings. 3. Special needs pets? We’ve got ’em! Our server is full of unique challenges, just like that blind, brain-damaged xxl bully who can’t resist drinking every puddle in sight.

So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to navigate the chaotic world of Minecraft pet ownership. Who knows, you might just come out on top – with your dog, your sanity, and maybe even a few new friends along the way!

AttentionHog Minecraft SMP

attention grabbing antics, attention grabbing behavior, attention grabbing moments, attention grabbing stories, attention grabbing stunts, attention seeker, attention seeking, attention seeking actions, attention seeking behavior, attention seeking friend, attention seeking habits, attention seeking relative, attention seeking tactics, attention-grabber, attention-seeking strategies, AttentionHog, embarrassing moments, family, Friends, funny stories, Minecraft, ridiculous behavior, smp

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	4633
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Meteorites Collected:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Villages Defended:	13
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	15
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	1

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP server, it’s like the craziest place ever! Like, one time this dude built a giant statue of a potato just to get attention, and then another guy started a llama parade through the whole server. It was wild, I tell ya!

But that’s not even the best part, there’s this one player who literally turned their whole base into a disco party complete with flashing lights and a DJ booth. And get this, they only play Justin Bieber songs on repeat! It’s so ridiculous but also kinda awesome in a weird way.

So if you wanna be part of this absolute chaos and have the time of your life, join this Minecraft SMP now! Who knows what crazy shenanigans you’ll get into next, it’s gonna be a blast!

LunchCraft: Build, Mine, Eat!

BUILD, creative writing, Eat, Exercise, Exploring, Healthy Eating, hobbies, learning, lunch break, LunchCraft, meditation, mindfulness, music listening, nature walk, photography, podcast listening, productivity, reading, Relaxation, self-care, sketching, socializing, work

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	8138
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Endless Night Skies:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	171	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2

Are you tired of boring lunch breaks at work? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and spend your lunch break building a giant sandwich castle, battling evil lunch-stealing creepers, and mining for diamonds in your office break room! Who needs a sad desk lunch when you can have a lunchtime adventure like no other? Join us now and make your lunch break legendary!