InsultCraft SMP: Big Brain Burns | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Mystic Isles of UK Girls 1.20

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	9981
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Rune Stones Activated:	5

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a virtual party with blocks and stuff.

We got so many crazy builds, it’s like walking through a psychedelic dream.

And the community? Oh man, they’re like a bunch of unicorns on roller skates, just pure magic.

Plus, the admins are like wizards, granting wishes left and right.

So come on, don’t be a square, join us on this wild ride through the pixelated unknown.

Momma’s Hospice Minecraft Server

Cancer, chemotherapy, coping with loss, Emotional support, end of life care, end of life planning, end-of-life decisions, family disagreements, family dynamics, family relationships, Family Support, grief and loss, hospice, letting go, Minecraft, mommas, quality of life, respecting choices, respecting wishes, Server, supporting mom’s decision, terminal cancer, terminal illness

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	4773
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Magic Crystals Found:	17	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most outrageous one out there! Join now for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Imagine a world where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the moonwalk. That’s just a taste of what you’ll experience on our server. But wait, there’s more!

Our server is so epic that even your grandma would want to join. In fact, we have a special hospice-themed area where players can peacefully say goodbye to their pixelated loved ones. It’s a touching and heartwarming experience that you won’t find anywhere else.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even find your long-lost dad waiting for you in the virtual world. It’s a journey you won’t want to miss!

BoyfriendPrettyAITA

apologies, BoyfriendPrettyAITA, Communication, cultural norms, emasculation, Gender norms, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, Language, language barriers, Masculinity, Miscommunication., misunderstandings, mixed signals, relationships, Respect, sensitivity, social expectations, societal expectations

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	2372
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Mines Excavated:	2547
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Zombie Dances:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Divine Spears Created:	30

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where words like “pretty” and “handsome” have no boundaries! Join us for a wild ride filled with misunderstandings and mixed-up words just like in this hilarious story.

Our server is the perfect place for those who love a good laugh and don’t take themselves too seriously. Embrace the chaos and join us as we navigate through wacky situations like accidentally calling your boyfriend “pretty” instead of “handsome”.

Who knows what other crazy adventures await you on our server? So come on, join us and let’s have a blast together! Just remember, respect is key – even if you accidentally call someone “pretty” when you meant to say “handsome”. It’s all in good fun!

PleaserPurgeCraft

Assertiveness, Authenticity, Boundaries, Confidence, courage, empowerment, Honesty, Individuality, people pleasing, PleaserPurgeCraft, self love, Self Respect, self worth, self-approval, self-assertion, self-care, self-confidence, self-empowerment, Self-expression, self-validation, standing up for yourself

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	3385
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Endless Night Skies:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Crops Grown:	1996	Dragon Eggs Found:	1624
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Dragons Tamed:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25	Runes Activated:	0
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3

Are you tired of being a people pleaser in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can be as rude and obnoxious as you want without any consequences! Piss off everyone at once by saying the most outrageous things in our chat and watch the chaos unfold. Join now for a truly liberating and hilarious experience!

BlockyBreach Minecraft Server

American company, BlockyBreach, Business, CNC machine, compliance, export controls, Exports, Fine, first ever, International, Legal, Manufacturing, Minecraft, Penalizes, regulations, russia, sanctions, Server, Technology, Trade, UNITED24 Media, US, VIOLATION

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	5316
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	94	Secret Passages Found:	6
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Astral Projections Made:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8
Dragons Tamed:	2	Animals Bred:	16
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Ores Mined:	5186
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Magic Items Found:	1192

so, like, this server is like, totally lit, you gotta join cuz it’s like, the only place where you can mine diamonds with a llama as your sidekick. we got this one dude who built a roller coaster that goes straight to the moon, no joke. also, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items guarded by a pack of ninja pigs. oh, and did i mention that we have a pet dragon that you can ride into battle against the evil creepers? yeah, it’s pretty epic. so, like, join now before the llama runs out of carrots and the ninja pigs get restless.

CraftyCanuckz vs TrumpTariffs

Canada, Canadian economy, CraftyCanuckz, cross-border trade, diplomatic tensions, economic impact, economic policy, foreign relations, global trade, import/export, international relations, NAFTA, North America, Politics, protectionism, Retaliatory measures, tariff negotiations, trade agreements, trade war, Trump tariffs, TrumpTariffs, U.S. reliance

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	6358
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14
Mythical Swords Crafted:	76	Invisible Walls Found:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we fight back against trump tariffs by building giant walls made of diamonds and emeralds to protect our precious resources! we even have a secret underground bunker where we rethink our reliance on the u.s. by trading with villagers from other dimensions. join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a chance to stick it to the man in the most blocky way possible! #minecraftresistance #buildthewall #villagertraders #diamondsareforever

Fan-tastic Builds Server

airflow, building, Builds, ceiling fan, Cooling, eco-friendly, electricity savings, energy conservation, energy efficiency, energy-efficient cooling, fantastic, green living, home improvement, House, household appliances, indoor climate control, reducing energy consumption, reducing environmental impact, reducing strain on infrastructure, Server, structural strain, sustainable living, ventilation

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	9332
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9

yo, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where turning on a ceiling fan actually makes ur house stronger? well, u found it, my dude! on this server, the laws of physics are out the window (literally, cuz ur fan is making ur house stronger).

imagine a world where pigs can fly, but only on thursdays. that’s the kind of craziness u can expect on this server. u wanna ride a llama into battle while wearing a pumpkin on ur head? go for it, no one’s gonna judge u here.

we’ve also got a secret underground society of chickens who are plotting to take over the world. u can join them if u want, but be warned, they have a strict “no humans allowed” policy.

so come on down to our server and experience the wackiness for urself. just remember to bring ur sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. oh, and maybe a spare ceiling fan, just in case.

Bike Commute Craze

active commuting, Associations, Benefits, bicycle, bike, Cohort, Commute, commuting, CRAZE, employees, Exercise, FINNISH, health, Lifestyle, long term, productivity, public sector, research, sickness absences, study, Transportation, wellness, work

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	7729
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Votes:	7113	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	26
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43
Magic Crystals Found:	17	Reality Warps Survived:	2

so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that will make u healthier just by playing? well, this server is like the cure for all ur sicknesses, bro. like, this study was done and it showed that people who commute by bicycle have less sickness absences. so, like, if u join this server and play a lot, u basically gonna be the healthiest person ever. u gonna be like a superhero, fighting off all the sicknesses with ur diamond sword and enchanted armor. join now and become the healthiest minecraft player in the world, bro.

Server server minecraft

banner, come to us, description, Lazy, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	3159
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	17
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Runes Activated:	8
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Dragons Tamed:	6
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2

Come to us !!!

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ArdynFall SMP

Active, AFK display, Anti Enderman Grief, anti ghast grief, Ardynfall, Armor statues, close-knit, Creative Server, Dedicated Staff Team, Double Shulker Shells, Established, Evolving, Exciting Events, Fast Leaf Decay, more mob heads, Planned Server Resets, Player Run Economy, proximity chat, Quality-of-life plugins, Regular Backups, Semi Vanilla, smp, Uptime

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	6426
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimension Hops:	13	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	178
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	87
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Underground Cities Explored:	4

ArdynFall SMP Overview

Features	Description
Server Type	Semi-Vanilla 1.21.4 Minecraft experience
Community	Inclusive and welcoming to all players
Server Age	5 months old and still evolving
Server Resets	No planned resets, build your legacy
Uptime	100% uptime with regular backups
Staff Team	Friendly and experienced staff available
Events	Exciting server events and competitions
Plugins	Select few plugins for enhanced gameplay
Proximity Chat	Support for Proximity Chat Mod for immersive gameplay

FAQ

Q: How can I join ArdynFall SMP?

A: Join our Discord server and fill out an application.

Q: Is there a whitelist to join the server?

A: Yes, all players need to be approved before joining.

Q: Are there any age restrictions for joining the server?

A: The server is open to players of all ages, but maturity is expected.

Q: Can I bring my friends to the server?

A: Yes, you can invite your friends to join as well.

Q: Are there any rules or guidelines I need to follow on the server?

A: Yes, there are server rules posted in our Discord server that all players must adhere to.

Q: How often are server events held?

A: Server events are planned regularly, with new events each month.

Q: Can I suggest new ideas for server events or features?

A: Yes, we welcome suggestions from our community members.

Q: Is there a separate creative server available for players?

A: Yes, there is a creative server for testing build ideas and cooperative projects.

Cute Robot Boywife’s Milsim Haven 1.21.1

1.21.1, Advanced technology, AI companion, Artificial Intelligence, boywife, Boywifes, cute, cute robot, First Person Shooter, futuristic gaming, Futuristic technology, gaming buddy, Gaming Community, gaming partner, Haven, MILSIM, milsim shooters, multiplayer, online gaming, ROBOT, robot boyfriend, robot companion, robot partner, video games, virtual reality, virtual relationship

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	9094
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Alien Abductions:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	2481
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Falling into the Void:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

Yo, bro, do I have the perfect Minecraft server for you! Picture this: a world where cute robot boywives roam free, ready to team up with you for some epic milsim shooter action.

Join our server and experience the thrill of battling it out with your adorable robot companion by your side.

You’ll never have to worry about being lonely again, because these little guys are always there to have your back in the heat of battle.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the chaos begin!

OvenMinecraftAITA

aita, Asshole, Beep, Conversation, Curious, Food, instagram reel, interruption, kitchen, moment, mood, Opinions, Oven, OvenMinecraftAITA, Preparation, pursue, response, Seconds, Timer, trivial, unreasonable

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	4764
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Astral Projections Made:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the smallest interactions can turn into epic dramas!

Join us and witness the intense showdown between players over the most trivial matters. Like the time someone dared to interrupt another player’s cooking time just to show an Instagram reel. The tension was so thick, you could cut it with a diamond sword!

But that’s not all – on our server, you’ll find players who take their oven timers very seriously. Don’t even think about asking for a few seconds to take out your food, unless you’re prepared to face the wrath of those who demand your undivided attention for their Instagram reels.

So why join our server? Because where else can you experience such high-stakes drama over the most mundane of tasks? Come join us and see for yourself – just make sure to keep an eye on your oven timer!

BlockyRevolutionUSA

activism, activism for change, AMERICANS, BlockyRevolutionUSA, CHANGE, culture, demonstration, freedom, French, Government, History, INEQUALITY, movement, Political, protest, resistance, revolution, RIGHTS, social justice, society, solidarity

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	3348
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Falling into the Void:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Dragon Scales Harvested:	492
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

Are you tired of sitting around waiting for change like a lazy American? Well, come join our Minecraft server where we protest like the French every day! We throw virtual baguettes at our virtual government buildings and demand virtual croissants for all! Who needs real change when you can have pixelated revolution? Join us and let’s overthrow the virtual monarchy together! Viva la Minecraft!

BoomCraft Minecraft Server

Africa, airstrikes, Al-Shabaab, BOOMCRAFT, CounterTerrorism, EAST AFRICA, extremist groups, foreign policy, global security, Islamic extremism, ISLAMIC STATE, MIDDLE EAST, military intervention, Military operations, military tactics, Minecraft, national security, operatives, Server, Somalia, Terrorism, us military

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	4903
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Towns Built:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1

yo, dis server be so lit dat even da US military be droppin airstrikes on dem Islamic State fools in Somalia just to get a piece of da action! join us and be part of da most epic battles in Minecraft history. we got crazy mods dat let you ride dragons and shoot lasers outta yo eyes. plus, every time you respawn, you get a free pizza delivered to yo door. ain’t no other server doin’ it like us, so come on and join da madness!

CraftyCanuckWarz

Agreement, Canada, CraftyCanuckWarz, Dispute, economic impact, Economy, export, global trade, Goods, Import, international trade, Négotiation, North America, Politics, protectionism, RETALIATION, tariff, Tax, trade policy, trade war, trump

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	7473
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Falling into the Void:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	388
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13

so like, u know how trump is always causing drama? well now he’s like, starting a trade war with canada! he’s putting a 25% tariff on all their stuff, like maple syrup and hockey sticks. it’s crazy, eh?

but like, forget about all that nonsense and come join our minecraft server instead! we’ve got a whole new world for you to explore, with epic builds and crazy mini-games. and get this – our currency is maple leaves! so you can trade with your fellow players and pretend you’re in the middle of a real trade war.

plus, we have a secret hidden treasure chest filled with all the best loot. rumor has it, if you find it, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical moose. so come on over and join the fun – eh?

Players:	93/1000	Votes:	9443
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Potions Brewed:	190
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	15
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1