InsultCraft – Says What?!

classic joke, comedic timing, comedy, funny, humor, Humorist, InsultCraft, insulting word, jest, jestful, jestful comedy, jestful humor, jesting, jestingly, Laughter, one liner, PUNCHLINE, quick wit, says what, solid joke, wordplay

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	5372
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Potions Brewed:	149	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20

New Minecraft Servers

u wanna join this epic minecraft server? well lemme tell u sumthin, this server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow while eating a taco made of diamonds. like, seriously, u ain’t gonna find a better server out there.

imagine this: u log on and suddenly u are surrounded by flying pigs wearing top hats and monocles. they start speaking in british accents and offer u a tour of the server on their magic carpet.

oh, and did i mention the secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move to the beat of creepers exploding? yeah, that’s a thing here.

also, our staff is made up of actual wizards who can grant u three wishes just for joining the server. one time, i wished for a pet dragon and now i ride him into battle against the evil villagers trying to take over the server. it’s lit.

so, what are u waiting for? come join the most insane, ridiculous, and downright hilarious minecraft server out there. and remember, if anyone tries to insult u, just say “says what” and watch them cower in fear.

NoMomNoPlayMC

aita, Behavior, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, consequences, discipline, Etiquette, Friend, guest behavior, house rules, Kids, Manners, mom, NoMomNoPlayMC, overreaction, parenting, play date, Respect, Social Skills

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	1258
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Villages Defended:	6	Falling into the Void:	0
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Epic Quests Completed:	14	Endless Night Skies:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can unleash your inner chaos? Look no further than our server, where we embrace the madness! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Imagine a world where pizza-hating kids run amok, play fighting leads to broken vases, and Roblox reigns supreme. Our server is like a virtual reality version of that crazy playdate gone wrong, but with creepers and zombies thrown into the mix.

So why join our server? Because where else can you experience the thrill of trying to keep up with unruly kids while also fending off virtual monsters? It’s a chaotic adventure that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity.

Come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember to watch out for flying chicken nuggets and watch your back for any rogue play fighters. It’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

DerpyCraft – Where Everyone Looks Stupid!

DerpyCraft, stupid

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	1857
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Emeralds Found:	529	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15

Trying to build a dirt house in Minecraft! But fear not, on our server, we have banned dirt houses because we believe in luxury living for all players. Join us and build your mansion in the sky, complete with diamond floors and emerald chandeliers. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a friendly ghost named Steve who will help you mine for diamonds faster than you can say “creeper explosion!” So come on, join us and experience the high life in Minecraft like never before!

SpyCraft: Fishermen’s Find

Find, Fishermens, Spycraft

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	368
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	42
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Falling into the Void:	2

come join our minecraft server where we have SUSPECTED CHINESE UNDERWATER SPY DRONES swimming around in our virtual oceans! fisherman have found them off the coast of the PHILIPPINES and now they’re causing chaos in our blocky world! join us for the chance to uncover their secrets and maybe even ride them like a submarine! who needs regular old dolphins when you can have underwater spies, amirite? dive in and join the madness today!

Sea Level Survival

#sustainability, adaptation, Biodiversity, climate change, coastal areas, conservation, Decline, ecological impact, ecosystem, Environmental Science, future projections, global warming, habitat loss, High marsh habitats, LEVEL, marine ecosystems, mitigation, Report, researchers, sea, Sea Level Rise, Survival, urgent action

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	2450
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	30	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Ores Mined:	6015	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4

LOLZ come join dis cray cray Minecraft server where we be savin’ da high marsh habitats from sinkin’ into da ocean like a soggy cookie! We be buildin’ all sorts of wacky contraptions to stop dat sea-level rise, like giant sponges and magical water-proof walls.

If you join dis server, you get a special power to control da tides and make da ocean do yo biddin’. You can even ride on da back of a sea turtle and explore da depths of da underwater world. Plus, we be havin’ epic battles with evil sea monsters tryin’ to flood our land. It’s a wild ride, my dudes!

So come on over and help us save da high marsh habitats before they disappear faster than a creeper in da sunlight. Let’s show Mother Nature who’s boss and have a blast doin’ it!

SvSurvival

Active, Community, Create, Discord, Empty, Friendly, generation, Ip:, java, Join, Minecraft, Popularity, Semi Vanilla, Server, Small, SvSurvival, Teams, Terralith, Tiny, Vanilla, weekends, Word Of Mouth

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	1612
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Players Killed by Monsters:	9505
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	3785	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Gods Slained:	2

SvSurvival Server Overview

Server Version	1.20.4, Java
Server Type	Vanilla Minecraft with Terralith generation
Community Size	Small
Teams	Few teams available for joining or creating your own
Community Description	Tiny friendly community aiming to grow through word of mouth
Server Activity	More active on weekends
IP	svsurvival.feathermc.gg
Discord	Join our Discord

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Is this a modded server?	No, it is a vanilla server with Terralith generation.
How can I join a team?	You can either join an existing team or create your own team on the server.
When is the server most active?	The server is more active during weekends.
Is the community friendly?	Yes, we have a tiny friendly community on the server.
Can I invite friends to join?	Yes, feel free to spread the popularity of the server by word of mouth.

Crafted Realm 1.21

armor, color, Correction, crafted, editing, English language, error, extra u, grammar, Language, language learning, misspelling, mistake, proofreading, Realm, spelling error, typo, vocabulary, Word, Writing

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	331
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Animals Bred:	186	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Mines Excavated:	4511
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7

Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this wacky Minecraft server, bruh! We got all the crazy stuff you could ever imagine, like armuor and coluor! Yeah, you heard me right, we like to keep things extra British around here, just to mess with your head, haha!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is like a trippy acid trip, man. You’ll be questioning reality and your own existence while building epic structures and battling mobs. It’s like Inception meets Minecraft, bro!

So come on, don’t be a square, join our server and let the madness begin! You won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be a wild ride!

HangryHub Minecraft Server

Accommodation, Argument, Communication, compromise, Cooking, Crohn’s disease, DISRESPECTFUL, HangryHub, IBD, Marriage, marriage problems, meat eater, Minecraft, money earner, new year’s eve, omnivore diet, regret, relationship, Server, stay at home wife, ungrateful husband, Vegetarian, vegetarian meals

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	1988
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	27
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Dragons Tamed:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	3629
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to deal with any ungrateful meat-eating husbands like the one in this story!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and crazy builds. Our server is the perfect escape from real-life drama, where you can focus on building your dream world without any annoying spouses demanding meat dishes.

Explore our vast virtual world and let your creativity run wild. Who needs a disrespectful husband when you can join a community of fellow gamers who share your love for Minecraft?

So come on, leave the drama behind and join our server for a fun and drama-free gaming experience. Who knows, you might even find a virtual spouse who appreciates your vegetarian cooking skills!

CraftyBFs – AITA? Ozempic

advice, aita, Apology, Boyfriend, Communication, CraftyBFs, diet, Exercise, FITNESS, health, Lifestyle, long-term solution, medication, obesity, Offense, overweight, ozempic, reddit, relationship, Support, weight loss

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	3068
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only drama is who stole whose diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have more drama than a reality TV show!

Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through crazy relationship drama like never before. Witness epic battles between players over who should try ozempic first, and who should hit the gym instead. Will you choose sides or start your own drama-filled storyline?

Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of a community where apologizing and expressing support is just the beginning. Join now and see if you’re the AITA in this wild Minecraft adventure!

SlovakCraft: Gas Wars Edition

aid, diplomatic dispute, eastern europe, economic consequences, Edition, energy supply, european union, foreign policy, gas, gas crisis, gas transit, halt, humanitarian assistance, international relations, Limit, political tension, prime minister, sanctions, SlovakCraft, Slovakia, threat, ukrainians, Wars

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	3202
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	21
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	46
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2

lol u gotta join this epic minecraft server cuz if u dont, the slovak pm will come for u and limit ur aid like wut even is that?? gas transit halt? more like gas transit HALT ME FROM LAUGHING AT THIS CRAZY SERVER! join now before u get threatened by a pm who probably plays minecraft too cuz who doesnt?? come build with us and avoid the aid limits, unless u wanna risk it and see what happens when u mess with the slovak pm in minecraft land. u have been warned!

Second Bed & Breakfast

Accommodation, Bed.., Breakfast, charming, comfortable, Cozy, FANTASY, guest, Hobbit, home, Hospitality, host, lodging, middle earth, quaint, Retreat, second breakfast, shire, Small, Tolkien, Welcoming

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	3109
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Runes Activated:	6	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Potions Brewed:	143	Vanishing Structures Built:	1

come join this cray cray minecraft server where hobbits give u a bed AND a second breakfast! like, who even does that?! u can build ur own hobbit hole and chill with ur tiny homies while eating all the breakfast u want. plus, there’s a secret underground tunnel that leads to a magical land filled with unicorns and rainbows. but shh, it’s a secret! so come on over and let’s get this party started, hobbit style!

MythicCraft: Demon Map Quest

artistic features, Demon, demonic map, Devils, dragons, Elves, folklore, folklore origins, folklore research, folklore sources, folklore stories, German folklorists, giants, GIS tools, house spirits, Map, map creation, mythical creatures, mythiccraft, Polish folklorists, Quest, Renaissance maps, supernatural beings, symbolic features, Werewolves

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	1782
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Zombie Dances:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	11
Potions Brewed:	114	Villages Defended:	20
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Votes:	5097
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16

Yo, so like, this server is like straight up wild, man. We got researchers who done created a map that’s straight outta some demonic folklore shiz. They mixed up all them Renaissance map vibes with some fancy GIS tools to find where all them stories ’bout werewolves, devils, dragons, house spirits, giants, and elves come from. It’s like a freakin’ treasure hunt for spooky legends, bro!

Join this server if you wanna uncover the secrets of ancient myths and legends, or if you just wanna chill with some wicked creatures in a virtual world. Who knows, maybe you’ll stumble upon a portal to a realm full of mythical beasts and magical beings. It’s gonna be lit, fam. So come on and join the madness, it’s gonna be a blast!

Nostalgic server Minecraft server

1.7.10, Friends, Fun, minecraft server, Nostalgic server

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	8518
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19	New Chunks Explored:	136755
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37
Dragon Eggs Found:	3353	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10

Nostalgic server on 1.7.10 Call your friends to make it more fun!

MineStaryi.aternos.me:47910

The Monarchy

BETRAYAL, cobwebs, Conflicts, Custom Recipes, diamond armor, discord server, exp bottles, fire crown, friendly community, kings crown, luck crown, Minecraft, Mob Heads, Monarchy, netherite crowns, Server, smp, strength crown, Teams, totem of undying, Tridents, uncraftable items, water crown

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	8499
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Buildings Constructed:	24
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Divine Scrolls Written:	6
Towns Built:	9	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6

Minecraft Server Overview

Normal private Minecraft server with custom recipes to obtain uncraftable items and unique netherite crowns.

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I obtain uncraftable items?	There are custom recipes in place to obtain items like cobwebs, tridents, mob heads, totem of undying, exp bottles, and more.
What are the unique netherite crowns?	There are four unique netherite crowns – Luck Crown, Strength Crown, Fire Crown, Water Crown, and the powerful Kings Crown with various positive effects.
Can I form teams to acquire crowns?	Yes, players can create teams to try and obtain the crowns, but there is a chance of betrayal due to their power.
How should I approach gameplay?	Players can choose to be peaceful, engage in wars, or remain neutral to capitalize on conflicts within the server.
How can I join the server?	Apply on the Discord server and follow all listed rules. Contact ‘domy0160’ on Discord to join.

Cosmic Nexus 1.20

Axel Syrios, Banzoin Hakka, Cosmic, Crimzon Ruze, Entertainment, Gaming, Gavis Bettel, Goldbullet, Graduated members, hololive, Holostars EN, Josuiji Shinri, Jurard T Rexford, Live Stream, Machina X Flayon, Magmaboard, Music, Nexus, Octavio, Regis Altare, songs playlist, virtual youtuber

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	6210
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is like a psychedelic trip through a rainbow dimension filled with flying llamas and dancing creepers. It’s like if Willy Wonka designed a Minecraft world on acid, man. Plus, the admins are like mystical wizards who grant wishes and turn diamonds into cheeseburgers. Trust me, you won’t regret joining this server, unless you’re allergic to epicness and fun, then maybe stay away. But seriously, join now and let your inner unicorn shine!

SisTripCancelled Minecraft Server

AITAH, canceling trip, family boundaries, family communication, family conflict, family distance, family drama, family dynamics, family expectations, family loyalty, family misunderstandings, family obligations., family priorities, family responsibilities, family sacrifices, Family Support, Family Values, hanging up, Minecraft, Server, sibling relationships, SisTripCancelled

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	1863
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	92	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more family-friendly than your own dysfunctional family? Look no further than our server! We promise no passive-aggressive comments from your siblings or guilt trips for missing family gatherings.

Join us for a server full of fun, laughter, and no judgment for canceling plans due to a stomach virus. Our virtual nieces and nephews are always happy to see you, even if you’re feeling under the weather.

And don’t worry about purchasing your own plane tickets here – we’ll cover all your virtual travel expenses. So come join us and leave the family drama behind! Who needs real siblings when you have a whole Minecraft community to hang out with?