InsultCraft – Says What?!

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u wanna join this epic minecraft server? well lemme tell u sumthin, this server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow while eating a taco made of diamonds. like, seriously, u ain’t gonna find a better server out there.

imagine this: u log on and suddenly u are surrounded by flying pigs wearing top hats and monocles. they start speaking in british accents and offer u a tour of the server on their magic carpet.

oh, and did i mention the secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move to the beat of creepers exploding? yeah, that’s a thing here.

also, our staff is made up of actual wizards who can grant u three wishes just for joining the server. one time, i wished for a pet dragon and now i ride him into battle against the evil villagers trying to take over the server. it’s lit.

so, what are u waiting for? come join the most insane, ridiculous, and downright hilarious minecraft server out there. and remember, if anyone tries to insult u, just say “says what” and watch them cower in fear.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	19	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Animals Bred:	176	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	104	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	67	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Void Gems Collected:	39	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Animals Bred:	73	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	20
New Chunks Explored:	593471	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Epic Quests Completed:	18	Invisible Walls Found:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	98	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Falling into the Void:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	13
Phantom Rings Equipped:	15	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	16
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Towns Built:	7	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Alien Abductions:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Love Letters Sent:	12	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Dragons Tamed:	7	Void Gems Collected:	25

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20
Void Armor Forged:	23	Runes Activated:	6
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Towns Built:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	7
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Mines Excavated:	2423	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Dimension Hops:	12
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	15
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	22
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15	Mines Excavated:	3397
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Magic Items Found:	8668
Magical Moments Shared:	18	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Farms Harvested:	103
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Divine Spears Created:	14
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	275	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Star Shards Collected:	184	Astral Amulets Crafted:	30
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Crops Grown:	1244
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Arefy Network

Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Arefy Network is a network of Minecraft servers that has been around since January of 2014. We have experience with hosting fun, popular Minecraft servers!Our current servers: – Prison – SkyBlock – SurvivalJoin now at arefy.net

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	45
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21
Chimeras Created:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!