InsultCraft – Says What?!

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u wanna join this epic minecraft server? well lemme tell u sumthin, this server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow while eating a taco made of diamonds. like, seriously, u ain’t gonna find a better server out there.

imagine this: u log on and suddenly u are surrounded by flying pigs wearing top hats and monocles. they start speaking in british accents and offer u a tour of the server on their magic carpet.

oh, and did i mention the secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move to the beat of creepers exploding? yeah, that’s a thing here.

also, our staff is made up of actual wizards who can grant u three wishes just for joining the server. one time, i wished for a pet dragon and now i ride him into battle against the evil villagers trying to take over the server. it’s lit.

so, what are u waiting for? come join the most insane, ridiculous, and downright hilarious minecraft server out there. and remember, if anyone tries to insult u, just say “says what” and watch them cower in fear.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Secret Passages Found:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Potions Brewed:	147	Love Letters Sent:	8
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

MineLucky

Economy, Prison, PvP

MineLucky is a fresh take on the OP prison game mode. Join now with org.minelucky.net for Java and bedrock.minelucky.net (Port: 19132) for Bedrock.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Animals Bred:	170
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Villages Defended:	7

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

PotterworldMC

Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Vanilla

Hello, magical folk, and welcome to Potterworld! You’ll fight in duels, brew potions, complete magical challenges, interact with your friends, and explore the magical world – all through Minecraft!We are proud to be a global, family-friendly server. You can join us with a Minecraft: Java Edition account on versions 1.10 to 1.13.2 using the IP address play.potterworldmc.com. The server runs with plugins, so no mods are needed.Our custom resource pack will download automagically. All you must do is click “Yes” when it asks for your permission in-game. Please ensure that the “Server Resource Packs” setting is set to “Enabled” or “Prompt” in the server settings before connecting to the server. Otherwise, the download will fail.Join us for an exciting and magical experience!Potterworld or Droobledore LLC is not in any way affiliated with Mojang AB, J.K. Rowling, Warner Brothers or any company, copyright or trademark.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Zombie Dances:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Divine Spears Created:	22	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

The Seed

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

The Seed was created with one thing in mind – Minecraft. For the players that are looking for a server that has countless custom-coded features, The Seed isn’t for you. While we do have custom features, our goal is to keep The Seed simple and community-based for those that just want to play Minecraft with friends. So, here’s what we offer:– Player Shops | Anybody and everybody is allowed to create their own shop – Player Warps | Once you are a Nomad (play for one hour), you can create public warps – User-Friendly Land Claiming | Protect your property with ease – Rank promotions for playing on the server | Each Rank has it’s own upgrades – Pets | Every player is able to tame their own pet by killing any animal with a lead – Player-Driven Economy | The Seed sells a limited amount of items at it’s shop. Go buy and sell from other players! – Friendly Community | Although we are a new server, we encourage our future players to be mature, respectful, and friendly!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Star Shards Collected:	103
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	2

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Imagine Fun

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Roleplay

Welcome to Imagine Fun.The most realistic Disneyland in Anaheim recreation you can possibly imagine. Tons of players and tons of items to collect and trade! Come try out all of the rides and meet new friends.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Mines Excavated:	2354
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	24

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

DeathZone Network

Factions, KitPvP, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

3) NON-PREMIUM and PREMIUM + ALL VERSIONS [1.7x – 1.20x] -> ENTRY TUTORIAL: https://youtu.be/YdPx2zaN5iU-> IP NORMAL: deathzone.net | Puerto: 25565 -> IP BEDROCK: deathzone.net | Puerto : 19132 -> STORE: https://tienda.deathzone.net/ -> DISCORD: https://discord.deathzone.net/

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

OrchardCraft Survival

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

OrchardCraft is a family-friendly simple SMP community. It’s a perfect survival where you can meet new friends, establish your player shops, relax, and hang out! We have tons of high-quality features that you will enjoy. There are in-game ranks and resource worlds for you to collect extra loot. What are you waiting for? Come check us out!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	7	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Rede Saint

Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Introducing Redesaint’s Minecraft Servers!Survival Refuge: This server is the perfect choice for those looking for an exciting Minecraft adventure. Compatible with Java and Bedrock versions, pirated and original, you can play from version 1.12! Survival Refuge offers everything a player needs to survive in the world of Minecraft, including special artifacts, clans, McMMO, warfare, special events, online store, land protection, tournaments, market and much more! Enjoy all the fun and excitement of a survival server with friends or alone.Rankup Space: Compatible with Java and Bedrock versions, pirated and original, you can play on Rankup from version 1.8 to 1.19.3! This server is perfect for those looking for an exciting challenge, with exclusive features such as a rank system, special mines, special mining pickaxe, plot system, virtual store, war, special events, clans and much more! Challenge yourself and reach the top of the rankings with your friends and other players.IP: redesaint.com Port for BEDROCK: 19133Site: https://redesaint.com Discord: https://redesaint.com/discord

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Alien Abductions:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	7591
Emeralds Found:	9193	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Holy Grails Found:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Gods Slained:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Rebirth of Balkan – Network

OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Minecraft Rebirth of Balkan – Network Server ip: play.rebirthofbalkan.com Server forum: https://rebirthofbalkan.com/Minecraft/ Discord: https://discord.gg/SQxbFYs6t7 Minecraft version: 1.8-1.20x Since: 2011Servers: Survival SkyBlock Hub OneBlock PrisonCome, we are waiting for you!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	11	Dimension Hops:	14
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

MineHeart

Cross-Play, Earth, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	51	Players Killed by Monsters:	8223
Secret Passages Found:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Dragons Tamed:	1	Divine Spears Created:	22

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Fairytales

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Survival

Java IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Bedrock IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/fairytalesFairytales SMP is a magical community server for everyone! With Fairy Origins for a modded server feel. Be the fairy of your dreams with different magical abilities such as flying around, permanent water breathing and the ability to survive in lava. There’s something for everyone!Grief Protected, Cross-Compatible Java and Bedrock Edition!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Trollrace Network

PvE, Skyblock, Survival

Join DoniBobes on his newest Minecraft Network. Are you the Troll? or will you get trolled?Play online, and maybe you will be in Doni’s next YouTube Video

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Alien Abductions:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

MCexp

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Minecraft Experience was born with the aim of bringing players together by creating a solid community based on mutual respect. we have various modes including: Vanilla Experience: If you’re looking for a quiet vanilla game where grief is forbidden and playing together is the basis of the mode, then this is for you! Staffers present 99% of the time, shops created in vanilla by the players, official server shop and every Sunday at 3pm a fantastic giveaway. SkyBlock Experience: Are you looking for a totally unique skyblock? Skyblock Experience is completely unique and spectacular! OpPrison: A one of a kind OpPrison, many ranks and a fantastic map!!!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Ores Mined:	4933
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Love Letters Sent:	6
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

BrasilCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

BrasilCraft Servers 100% Brazilian Version 1.8x – 1.20x Servers > IP: jogarbrasilcraft.com > Server Name: BrasilCraft > Server Version 1.8x – 1.20x > Servidor Slimefun > Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/BrasilCraft > Discord Do Servidor: https://discord.gg/pzzfBB5f4H > Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/brasilcraft… >Twitter: https://twitter.com/_BrasilCraft_ >Site: https://www.brasilcraft.net >YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@BrasilCraft

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

realme

Mini Games, PvP, Skywars, Survival

Finnish Minecraft server! From us you can find e.g. Survival, Battle Royale, Bounty Hunter and Finland’s best SkyWars!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Dextrality

Factions, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay

Welcome to this vast and exciting world, brave adventurer! But be careful, you can’t just walk around here like it’s nothing, as there are certain rules you must follow so you don’t end up being exiled from humanity, your land, and the world. So get ready to challenge your limits, explore incredible places and face epic challenges while following the rules and becoming a real hero of this great adventure!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23	Players Killed by Monsters:	3181
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.