InsultCraft – Says What?!

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u wanna join this epic minecraft server? well lemme tell u sumthin, this server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow while eating a taco made of diamonds. like, seriously, u ain’t gonna find a better server out there.

imagine this: u log on and suddenly u are surrounded by flying pigs wearing top hats and monocles. they start speaking in british accents and offer u a tour of the server on their magic carpet.

oh, and did i mention the secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move to the beat of creepers exploding? yeah, that’s a thing here.

also, our staff is made up of actual wizards who can grant u three wishes just for joining the server. one time, i wished for a pet dragon and now i ride him into battle against the evil villagers trying to take over the server. it’s lit.

so, what are u waiting for? come join the most insane, ridiculous, and downright hilarious minecraft server out there. and remember, if anyone tries to insult u, just say “says what” and watch them cower in fear.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Magic Crystals Found:	21
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	76
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	9

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Magic Crystals Found:	13
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	3766
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Runes Activated:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14
Chimeras Created:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21	Arcane Towers Raised:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	10
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Falling into the Void:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	51	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mines Excavated:	2571	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Divine Spears Created:	11
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	23	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	476
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	313
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	35	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	27

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	23
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Crops Grown:	6627	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30	Elemental Crystals Collected:	23
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!