InsultCraft – Says What?!

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u wanna join this epic minecraft server? well lemme tell u sumthin, this server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow while eating a taco made of diamonds. like, seriously, u ain’t gonna find a better server out there.

imagine this: u log on and suddenly u are surrounded by flying pigs wearing top hats and monocles. they start speaking in british accents and offer u a tour of the server on their magic carpet.

oh, and did i mention the secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move to the beat of creepers exploding? yeah, that’s a thing here.

also, our staff is made up of actual wizards who can grant u three wishes just for joining the server. one time, i wished for a pet dragon and now i ride him into battle against the evil villagers trying to take over the server. it’s lit.

so, what are u waiting for? come join the most insane, ridiculous, and downright hilarious minecraft server out there. and remember, if anyone tries to insult u, just say “says what” and watch them cower in fear.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	32
Falling into the Void:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Astral Projections Made:	4

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Enchantments Applied:	208
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Legendary Scepters Created:	4

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Emeralds Found:	4210	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Gods Slained:	1

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	19	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	35	Runes Activated:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Magic Items Found:	6952
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Emeralds Found:	3235
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	11
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Gods Slained:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Zombie Dances:	0	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chimeras Created:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Falling into the Void:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	13
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
New Chunks Explored:	504095	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Elemental Crystals Collected:	76

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Farms Harvested:	273
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Dragons Tamed:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	289	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Crops Grown:	8287	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	112	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	242	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16
Crops Grown:	5202	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Potions Brewed:	93
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Dragon Eggs Found:	1847	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Astral Projections Made:	4
Holy Grails Found:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	27
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.