InsultCraft – Says What?!

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u wanna join this epic minecraft server? well lemme tell u sumthin, this server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow while eating a taco made of diamonds. like, seriously, u ain’t gonna find a better server out there.

imagine this: u log on and suddenly u are surrounded by flying pigs wearing top hats and monocles. they start speaking in british accents and offer u a tour of the server on their magic carpet.

oh, and did i mention the secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move to the beat of creepers exploding? yeah, that’s a thing here.

also, our staff is made up of actual wizards who can grant u three wishes just for joining the server. one time, i wished for a pet dragon and now i ride him into battle against the evil villagers trying to take over the server. it’s lit.

so, what are u waiting for? come join the most insane, ridiculous, and downright hilarious minecraft server out there. and remember, if anyone tries to insult u, just say “says what” and watch them cower in fear.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Villages Defended:	8	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	10

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Cropied

Economy, PvP, Survival

play.cropied.com-30 tiers of gens -Farming -Fishing (autofishing is allowed) -Mining -Tanks -Forge -PVP -TotemsCropied is a gen server with lots of features and things to do. When you join you can get a freerank with /freerank. To begin and get some starting info you can do /start and dont forget /daily. You can farm wheat, carrots, potatoes and more with custom enchants on a crop harvester. We have a /mine where you can get fight to get rare ores that you can use in the forge to craft all kinds of totems or keys to give you a boost to make it to the top of the leaderboards for payouts.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Dragons Tamed:	7	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	5

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

KCHS Craft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

KCHS Craft is a cracked Malaysian Minecraft server specially designed for players in South East Asia, located in Singapore. Of course, everyone is welcome to join the server!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	17	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	46	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Titanic Battles Fought:	20
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	23	Villages Defended:	10

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

MunchyMC

KitPvP, Mini Games, Prison, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games

MunchyMC is one of the best Minecraft servers around. Hop on munchymc.com to have some fun with friends and make some new friends! We have Maze Runner, Mini games and more!We are 1.7-1.15 compatible

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Divine Spears Created:	27	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	4

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Celestial Pixelmon

MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP

Welcome to Celestial Pixelmon! We are a new server with a different feel! Come and have fun for hours playing the real Pixelmon, which reminds you of the true essence of games.Minecraft 1.12.2 Pixelmon Reforged: (Latest Version) Biomes O’ Plenty: Adds a unique aspect to the game.To play on our server you just need to install our modpack, or our Installer.Server IP: jogar.celestialpixelmon.com Download: http://download.celestialpixelmon.com Discord: discord.gg/celestialpixelmon Website: https://www.celestialpixelmon.com/

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Buildings Constructed:	16
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Divine Spears Created:	24

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

MC64

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

“What is MC64?”: MC64 is a cracked semi-anarchy server with claims, gangs, ranks, an economy, and minimal moderation. We allow in-game hack and have few rules… So when you login, be careful who you trust.Features: 1.20.4 PVP / SMP New; officially re-released 09/08/2023 CRACKED; Offline. Open to anyone and everyone across the globe Semi-Anarchy; Laissez-faire Leadership Hacks Allowed; Even in PVP Economy; Physical Shops, GUI Shop, PlayerWarps, Jobs Ranking System; Rank up using in-game currency to unlock abilities Three Main Overworlds; Normal, AMPLIFIED, and Custom Biomes Grief Allowed; Use claiming system to protect your lands Not pay to win; Non-profit

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	20	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Buildings Constructed:	47
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Divine Scrolls Written:	16
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

MineJordyn

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

It is a Minecraft network that presents the Survival Custom OP game mode, La Tierra Vanilla and more, it has a system of ranks, levels, new crafts, vehicles, custom fish, custom enchantments, bank, crates, pets that give you effects when player with the option to level up and improve the effect, cosmetics, clans and a completely custom map allowing you to see yourself where you are, without leaving aside the dungeons integrated with unique items. Explore alone or with friends!Map of Vanilla Land: map.minejordyn.orgPORT FOR BEDROCK 19132

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Magic Items Found:	3490	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Chimeras Created:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

OmegaCraft

Mini Games, Prison, Skyblock

OmegaCraft: The epicenter of Minecraft entertainment.– Leader in Latin America, offering a unique experience. – Wide selection of games for all tastes. – A vibrant and welcoming Community with 9 years of history. – Unwavering commitment to safety and fun.Explore, play and connect at mc.omegacraft.cl

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	91	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Love Letters Sent:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Crystal Wands Charged:	17

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

FlareMC

LifeSteal, Survival

Make sure to join the #1 PUBLIC Lifesteal SMP! All consoles can play on our server! IP: play.flaremc.org BEDROCK PORT: 19132

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

RoyalMC

Economy, KitPvP, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

RoyalMC is a Slovenian Minecraft server network with a long history. Our goal is to unite players from Slovenia and other parts of the world and provide a fun and safe environment that everyone can enjoy. Our main priority is building a nice community and server together with players.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

DisasterMC Network

PvP, Survival

Do you need an active Minecraft community to have fun with? Join the DisasterMC Network!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	395001	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Holy Grails Found:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	7

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

MasterCraft

Hardcore, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Prison, PvE, PvP

MasterCraft was founded in 2016 by Jheyson Henrique out of pure hobby and today, together with our players, we are one of the largest RankUP servers.We work on all versions equal to or greater than 1.8Servidor de RankUP, Factions, Survival

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Chimeras Created:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Falling into the Void:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Survivaldub

Creative, KitPvP, LifeSteal, MCMMO, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Server Survival + PvP + LifeSteal + McMMO + MobArenas + Hunger Games + SurvivalOP + BoxPvP + Practice + AdminShop + User Markets + Experience Bank + Jobs + Anti-Theft Protections + Anticheats + Portals + and… Much more… .

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Divine Spears Created:	26	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Meteorites Collected:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	15

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Acorn

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Semi-Vanilla Survival Player-built shops Player-run economy Player vs Environment Grief-free Theft-free

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Meteorites Collected:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

DemocracyCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

DemocracyCraft is a City Roleplay server focused on the player’s ability to create, amend, and remove the rules and laws that govern them. Play in an urban city environment, or beyond in the depths of the wild. The server boasts cars, helicopters, a democratically elected government, businesses, economy, among other realistic, life-like features!Java IP: play.democracycraft.netBedrock (beta) IP: play.democracycraft.net Port: 19132 (default)

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Infernal Machines Built:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

MirageCraft Pixelmon Reforged

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Love Letters Sent:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!