InsultCraft – Says What?!

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u wanna join this epic minecraft server? well lemme tell u sumthin, this server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow while eating a taco made of diamonds. like, seriously, u ain’t gonna find a better server out there.

imagine this: u log on and suddenly u are surrounded by flying pigs wearing top hats and monocles. they start speaking in british accents and offer u a tour of the server on their magic carpet.

oh, and did i mention the secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move to the beat of creepers exploding? yeah, that’s a thing here.

also, our staff is made up of actual wizards who can grant u three wishes just for joining the server. one time, i wished for a pet dragon and now i ride him into battle against the evil villagers trying to take over the server. it’s lit.

so, what are u waiting for? come join the most insane, ridiculous, and downright hilarious minecraft server out there. and remember, if anyone tries to insult u, just say “says what” and watch them cower in fear.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

TheYolos

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

A Minecraft Network with Multiple Gameplay and Fun Community! ⭐Survival ⭐Slimefun ⭐Fantasy ⭐Mmorpg ⭐Dungeons ⭐Good Community ⭐Survival Hardcore ⭐MORE!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Void Gems Collected:	33
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Zombie Dances:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	5581

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

RexKraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

RexKraft is a tight-knit community that welcomes all new members. We are a family-friendly server so everyone can have an enjoyable time while playing! We’re a highly oriented community that values all the opinions our player base offers. We bring a lot to the table to make sure you do not get bored on the server!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimension Hops:	14	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Void Armor Forged:	19
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Villages Defended:	16	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Blooh Network

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

Blooh Network is a Minecraft Survival SMP server that offers a fun and entertaining experience for all! With our server being open to both Premium and Cracked Minecraft Players everyone can have a fun time! So what are you waiting for come join and have some fun! (IP: play.blooh.net)

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Towns Built:	10
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	31	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	30

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

HinokamiMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay

HinokamiMC – We offer a custom Demon Slayer SMP that requires no mods and is both Java and Bedrock compatible! We offer custom breathing styles directly from the anime series! Custom updates each new season, community driven input that gets added to the server, and a monthly PVP event called the Hinokami tournament, where you 1v1 players to win prizes!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Chimeras Created:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Divine Spears Created:	12
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

GoldenLeaf

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

GoldenLeaf is a 1.20.1 Survival/Towny and Creative Network with an energetic community. Built on transparency and hard work, we strive to bring a fair and fun opportunity to all players. The server is 100 non-pay to win, with custom plugins and unique opportunities like earning player vaults and extra sethomes from voting.We also have: – An easy to follow chat – An active Discord server – Custom plugins, Banking – Skills, Player Levels, Mcmmo – Active Staff, Grief Rollback Chest Protection – Crates, Casino Lottery – Auctions Player Trading – Admin Shop Player Market – Creative Plots With World Edit

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	12
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

MCFriendly

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

We support both JAVA and BEDROCK for MINECRAFT 1.20.1We are A FRIENDLY COMMUNITY! We have FREE TO PLAY LEVEL PROGRESSION, a custom DYNAMIC ECONOMY, McMMO, CRATES, UNIQUE RANKS, CLAIM PROTECTION, and MORE!Join the MCFriendly family today!Java IP: mcfriendly.usBedrock IP: 135.148.150.144 Bedrock Port: 19132

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Ores Mined:	6919
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25	Vanishing Structures Built:	1

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Discord

Survival, Vanilla

A server focused mainly on survival and bosses! Our server has the following: • Vanilla 1.18.2 • Free and paid ranges! • Custom objects and mobs (small scale) • Piñatas to a certain amount of votes! • Useful warps for your adventure! • Custom bosses that appear from time to time in a specific arena! – This boss in turn has a box that contains his entire set of objects! • A combat arena against mobs to pass the time! • A united community! be nice to us! • Protections for your home! • Stores, auction house, trades and more! • Boxes that can be opened with their respective keys! – From the iron boxes, to the powerful box of the depths!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30
Endless Night Skies:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	6

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

CaldasCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

mc.caldascraft.eu (Version 1.17 to 1.20.x)– Survival friendly – Customized items – Claims – Rankup – Skills – KingdomsAnd much much more to come. Come find out!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Mine Pirata

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

MinePirata is a server set, as the name suggests, in Pirates. Our goal is that no one gets bored and there are many things to do!JAVA IP: mc.minepirata.com BEDROCK IP: mc.minepirata.com Puerto: 25633Version 1.17.x-1.20.x » Survival PVP » Battle Pass » DuelsPVP » Parkour » Daily Rewards » Boxes with many prizes » You can create your own team » Protection Stones » You can move up the ranks for free! The only requirement is to play

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	43
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	1135	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Dungeon Realms

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, PvP

DungeonRealms is a Premuim, Action RPG, Minecraft Experience. Delve into a fascinating world full of dark dungeons, evil monsters and extraordinary treasure.Join Minecrafts first REAL MMO! With designed and custom coded mechanics, thousands of players and an ever expanding world!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Magic Wands Crafted:	10
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6193	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Runes Activated:	0	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	71

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

SloMine

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

Slovenian minecraft server – Survival – Updates every month Welcome!Slovenian minecraft server opened in 2016

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7066	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Towns Built:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

BendersMC

Economy, Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Zombie Dances:	10	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	12
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Void Armor Forged:	20

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

CarbonCraftXYZ

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Divine Spears Created:	25
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Playblocks

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, OneBlock, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

PlayblocksHere is a list of features for everyone to look forward to: ■ The 1.19 Nether world! We’ve opened up the Nether for all to explore! ■ 1:500 Scale Earth Minecraft Map. Start your town where you live! ■ Voting for the server using /vote gives you keys with awesome rewards. ■ Public Portals with access to the end and nether. ■ and a lot more…playblocks.net

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	28	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	1056	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Void Gems Collected:	12	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Vestria

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

Sick of joining server after server only to find pay-to-win donations, unhelpful staff, and the same old rehashed features? So were we! That’s why we created Vestria: a play-to-win Towny server built with a welcoming community, original content, and interesting plugins. Best of all, Vestria is not another hub server masquerading as a Towny server. We are fully committed to Towny and work to continuously improve our Towny experience by offering fair and balanced gameplay with a focus on fun! Vestria takes your traditional Towny server and adds fun twists to keep content new and exciting. Interact with our dynamic Guild rank system that accommodates every game style, play with our interesting plugins, many of them custom only to Vestria, and join a community of friends years in the making! With it’s anti-pay-to-win values, dedicated staff, interactive events, and original content, Vestria is a surefire win!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Magic Items Found:	2746
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.