InsultCraft – Says What?!

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u wanna join this epic minecraft server? well lemme tell u sumthin, this server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow while eating a taco made of diamonds. like, seriously, u ain’t gonna find a better server out there.

imagine this: u log on and suddenly u are surrounded by flying pigs wearing top hats and monocles. they start speaking in british accents and offer u a tour of the server on their magic carpet.

oh, and did i mention the secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move to the beat of creepers exploding? yeah, that’s a thing here.

also, our staff is made up of actual wizards who can grant u three wishes just for joining the server. one time, i wished for a pet dragon and now i ride him into battle against the evil villagers trying to take over the server. it’s lit.

so, what are u waiting for? come join the most insane, ridiculous, and downright hilarious minecraft server out there. and remember, if anyone tries to insult u, just say “says what” and watch them cower in fear.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	40
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Demon Skulls Collected:	18

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

OceaniaCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Survival

OceaniaCraft offers players a unique survival/economy experience with a massive list of non pay-to-win ranks to earn through gameplay!We have a very unique selection of custom made plugins that aim to maintain most vanilla aspects of the game while still introducing an economy aspect with the focus on gaining ranks through in-game currency and gameplay.Our player base is super friendly and our dedicated staff team volunteer around the clock to ensure that your experience is as enjoyable as possible. We hope to see you around!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Dimension Hops:	13
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	New Chunks Explored:	519101
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	8528	Dragon Eggs Found:	6203
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Hollowtree

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, Survival

Welcome to Hollowtree, a relaxing Minecraft community partnered with CorbaWorld. Enjoy features like Grief Prevention, OP gear, unique jobs, QuickShops, McMMO, in-game ranks, donation packs, voting rewards, crates, no AFK-kick, mob catching, a peaceful resource world, MyPet, a creative server, Brewery, custom mob loot, auctions, warps, and Bedrock compatibility!We value our community and host events with exclusive gear and loot. Join our Discord for engagement, reports, suggestions and more! Hollowtree, sprouted from Hollowcraft 2015, reopened in December 2023 with its original owner and many returning members. Come play!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	2189	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Minehut

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Paying Sucks Paying for game server hosting sucks. We know. That’s why we built an entire platform that allows anybody to create a server for free. Just hop on our lobby to get started.Cloud Technology Minehut’s innovative cloud infrastructure provides freely available servers for hundreds of players to use at any given time. Stop worrying about config files, restart management and uptime dependencies.Twitter: https://twitter.com/Minehut

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magic Items Found:	1410	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Holy Grails Found:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	47

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

EcoCityCraft Economy

Cross-Play, Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	15	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	7845
Magic Crystals Found:	19	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	152

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Hopela – Survival

Survival

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Secret Passages Found:	6
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Towns Built:	8	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Buildings Constructed:	17	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

MysticValleyCraft

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Chill Vibes | Crates | Voter Ranks | Seasonal Events | Skripts | Discord | No Griefing | Grief Prevention | Homes | /SitMystic Valley Craft is a community driven friendly survival server. With two (2) developers, there is no better time than the present to join and pitch your own ideas! All ranks are Vote based ranks! No Pay-to-WIN!Home to a shopping district located around spawn, using a custom in house shop chest plugin, mini-games (such as word guess) and a custom dragon fight, you will never get bored!If you want to play normal survival, that’s okay too! Our world is expansive and ready to be explored! Prefer violence? There are designated PvP Arenas where you can fight other players with leader boards!What is a Crate you might ask?Well first, there’s a Vote Crate, which requires a Vote Crate Key – acquired by, you guessed it, voting! First vote gives you a key on the house! On that note, the more you vote, the better rewards you get with every Vote Level! (try /votelevel in game)Second, there’s a Crate that cycles seasonaly, which is full of enchanted, magical, and exciting custom items! Moon Crate Keys have a 1% chance on every VOTE! That is an average pay out of 14 keys per year just by voting! You can access any Crate you like by visiting the Past Crates Tower at /spawnCome sit down, enjoy the eclipse, and play some Minecraft! 🙂

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	2226	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Airidale Classic Prisons

Prison

Since 2016 Airidale has been pushing the bounds of Minecraft, and we are not stopping anytime soon! We offer a wide variety of custom game modes that anyone can enjoy. With custom features exclusive to our network, you won’t be let down!We use custom plugins to give players a true classic prisons experience. With custom enchanting, cells, shops, and items, you will never run out of things to do! Grind your way to the top with McMMO and Gangs! Give Airidale a try today!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Zombie Dances:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Dragon Eggs Found:	8288
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

AusCraft

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

» JOIN NOW « PLAY.AUSCRAFT.NET Survival | Protections | Resource Pack | mcMMO | Friendly all ages CommunityHere’s some handy links » FORUMS » https://auscraft.net DISCORD » https://discord.gg/auscraft STORE » https://store.auscraft.net We look forward to seeing you, and Happy Crafting!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	26	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	15	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Mirkovic Junior High School

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

Welcome to MirkovicSMP , we are one strong and friendly community.Things we have is Jobs/Crates/Ranks/Economy/Warp PvP/Graves and a lot of cool things. We are sure there is something for everyone on our server.We are waiting for u !

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	92
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Simplex

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Play Minecraft as it should be played: unmodified and simplified!Simplex is a semi-vanilla server made for players who are seeking to play Minecraft in the most genuine way possible; free from modifications that takes away from the true multiplayer Minecraft experience. At Simplex, you must build, survive, suffer or prosper all by yourself, or together with other players. There’s no modifications which will take-away from the brutality of vanilla survival.Simplex only has a few plugins to prevent grief, cheating and theft. The ranking system is based entirely on the number of times you vote for the server. This way, everyone has the same opportunity and potential to rank up as any other player. You will receive in-game rewards for voting as well as more sethomes as you climb the ladder.Welcome, and enjoy your stay!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30
Buildings Constructed:	18	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Mineshafts Explored:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

ChocoHills

Creative, Survival, Vanilla

ChocolateHills Bedrock / MCPE: play.chocohills.com:19132 OP Survival – Golden Shovel Claim – Slimefun: FN amplification, Infinity, Networks, Slimetinker Dungeon Survival: – Custom Enchants, Boss Dungeons, Custom Fishing Vanilla: – keep inventory, almost no commands – no shop, no storage protection, no pvp Creative: – 512×512 Big Plots – Timed Worldedit

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Zombie Dances:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Falling into the Void:	0	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

AwareNetwork

Factions, Skyblock, Survival

AwareNetwork is an exceptional Minecraft server that caters to players of all versions, offering two thrilling game modes: Factions and Skyblock. Whether you’re playing on the latest version or an older one, AwareNetwork provides a seamless and enjoyable experience across the board.IP : play.awarenetwork.euAll versions are supported but it’s suggested that you use 1.20 » Factions » Skyblock » Survival

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	12	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Animals Bred:	134	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

HearthCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

HearthCraft is a no-griefing economy SMP with a 0% pay-to-win store (verify for yourself here) that has been making the best experiences since October of 2018. We’re experts in bringing people together. Have a sneak peek here! We’re active on Instagram and Twitter!The server will never reset. Ever. World dates back to July 2019. 0% pay-to-win perk system. Resource worlds (resets monthly) Dynmap Zero tolerance for any form of hate speech. Pet system Level-up System based on playtime, mcMMO, and economy. Land Claiming mcMMO Active and healthy economy system that includes player shops, player warps, auctions etc. /wild (random teleport) command Leaderboards with a wide range of categories from blocks mined and mobs killed to cake slices eaten and pig distance!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Potions Brewed:	166	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	1125
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Middle School Oasis

Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Falling into the Void:	0	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Love Letters Sent:	11	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Minecraft Community Prison

Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP

MCP is a very old prison formed by time and player feedback. It is for players with a good understanding of prisons and those who like custom challenges to work towards.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Towns Built:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.