InsultCraft – Says What?!

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u wanna join this epic minecraft server? well lemme tell u sumthin, this server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow while eating a taco made of diamonds. like, seriously, u ain’t gonna find a better server out there.

imagine this: u log on and suddenly u are surrounded by flying pigs wearing top hats and monocles. they start speaking in british accents and offer u a tour of the server on their magic carpet.

oh, and did i mention the secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move to the beat of creepers exploding? yeah, that’s a thing here.

also, our staff is made up of actual wizards who can grant u three wishes just for joining the server. one time, i wished for a pet dragon and now i ride him into battle against the evil villagers trying to take over the server. it’s lit.

so, what are u waiting for? come join the most insane, ridiculous, and downright hilarious minecraft server out there. and remember, if anyone tries to insult u, just say “says what” and watch them cower in fear.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Star Shards Collected:	296	Elemental Crystals Collected:	20
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Emeralds Found:	6293
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Melon Cloud

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival

Playing Melon Cloud you can forget about pay to win here, everyone’s got a fair shot at fun. We spice things up with free custom monthly textures that’ll give your gameplay a fresh twist without breaking the bank.Enjoy the freedom of soaring through the skies with the /fly command – because who doesn’t love a little virtual airtime? But what really makes Melon Cloud a blast is our awesome community. Whether you’re a Minecraft veteran or a total newbie, our players are all about making you feel right at home.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Crops Grown:	5585
Emeralds Found:	8511	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Mantic Network

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

We are a fast growing, friendly and fun Minecraft server community. Mantic server was originally founded back in 2015.Come give it a try at mso.mantic.gg

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Ruby

Economy, MCMMO, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Towny

Welcome to Ruby! We are an online community with an extra focus on togetherness, inclusion and friendship. Here you can meet safely no matter who you are. We want everyone to experience development and mastery at Rubinen. We have Survival, Creative, Dungeons, Parkour, Spleef, Towny, Events, KeepInventory, Voteparty, Competitions, PvP and more!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	166	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Mines Excavated:	3993
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	185

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

DraconityMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

Cross-Play! Anyone can join from any launcher!!DraconityMC – SURVIVAL KINGDOMS– Custom Mobs: Fully customized passive and hostile mobs, as well as interactive pets with skills and abilities! – Custom World Generation: Completely reworked world generation, featuring hundreds of varieties of biomes filled with custom mobs! – Outposts: Fight for rulership of the four biome outposts, but fight off the ogres, vikings, ents, and bandits! – Boss Fights: Daily varieties of custom textured boss spawns with OP rewards! – Skills: Redesigned custom McMMO skills, RPG style! Level up for rewards! – Battlepass: Featuring hundreds of fresh quests to face every season, with a balanced VIP battlepass access! – New Enchantments: Completely reworked enchantment system, featuring a wizard NPC for all your enchantment needs! – Kingdoms: Build and form the strongest kingdom on the server, and declare war on other kingdoms for power! If you just wanna chill and build, you can turn this feature off and sit back and watch the chaos! – Gems Shop: Buy keys, cosmetics, wardrobe items, and much more with gems! – Dungeons: Grind through the levels of the dungeons for unique rewards and challenging battles from our custom mobs and bosses! + much more!: We have so many amazing features that we can’t even list them all, so come check it out now!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

GuildCraft Network

Creative, Economy, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Welcome to GuildCraft network!We offer many different games with our custom made plugins, maps, and games.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Epic Shields Constructed:	32	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

NostalgiaCraft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Divine Spears Created:	21	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

ArcherMC

Creative, Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Parkour, Prison, PvP

Number 1 OP server with tons of unique features: plots, gangs, drugs, explosive items, cheapest donor ranks, custom mines, and the ultimate experience! We have rankups from A-Z as well as 26 custom built amazing mines to fit them! All players can have their own plots and gangs! What are you waiting for?! Join now!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Falling into the Void:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	28
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

SpongeCraft

Economy, Survival, Towny

Custom Enchants, Multi SlimeFun Addons, in-game ranks, and more!ABOUT US:A new server, with a community rooted from over 6 years back, SpongeCraft is a close knit and active group of people that offers an experience like no other! We welcomes people of all ages, backgrounds, and interests, so you’re sure to meet many new friends. SpongeCraft is a friendly, mature SMP type server with many unique perks you’ll love and enjoy with a large focus on the community!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Epic Quests Completed:	12	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	21	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Nest GSG

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

The GSG Network is in an incredible phase!! Forget everything you’ve heard about the network in the past and come give your future favorite server a try.Currently, the Águia Server – 1.20+ is active The server is cross-platform – Java and Bedrock Survival mode with 3 different worlds to choose from Exclusive perks available in each world Box system with new arrivals per season Tournament System Ground Protection System VIP system mcMMO skills Clan System with War Event

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	71	Players Killed by Monsters:	980
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

KoalaServers

Creative, Cross-Play, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome, our aim is for a close to vanilla taste, but with the added flavor of jobs, economy, player ran shops, and warps. We are generous with claim blocks too as we feel it’s fair to allow players to protect their bases no matter how big the project! Come join our chill community and enjoy some unique Aussie ranks!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Runes Activated:	0	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

AstraMC

Cross-Play, Economy, Parkour, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

– Cute pets that will follow you around, you can ride and have skill trees! – We have a premium land claiming plugin with extreme customization for better protection – We have tag’s to show off some style and some new cosmetics in the works as well~ – Farming and player based economy! Farm to become the richest on the server or make a shop and join the kings of the economy – Skill’s for those that like a little bit of a rpg twist on their favorite game~ – New collectible’s each month, if you get lucky you can sell them for millions later – Amazing events hosted throughout the year for all to participate in! – Active staff members, owners and mangement as well as active socials and one or two small content creators! – Currently in the works of working on turning into a server network with multiple gamemodes and something for everyone to enjoy~

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Dragons Tamed:	0
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Phloxnew

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival

Phlox is a newly opened no-grief Survival server that offers many custom-made features to make your playing experience better. Play alone or create a guild with your friends! We have a chill and welcoming community, and we hope to see you soon!You can also vote for us to rank up in-game!Bedrock IP: play.phloxmc.net:19132

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Meteorites Collected:	2
Towns Built:	9	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Mythical Empires Server

MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

-= Mythical Empires =- – Money and Tokens – Kingdoms – Jobs – Skills – Dungeons – Pets – Amazing Enchants – Boosters – Auctions – Events – Discord Support – Active staff – Friendly community

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Demon Skulls Collected:	11	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

TrekCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

TrekCraft is not any ordinary server, we are a committed Towny/Survival server with tons of extra plugins to enhance your experience at TrekCraft. Our towny server is a welcoming community where you can build and play with minimal drama. We include Mcmmo, LWC, Jobs, awesome custom boss mobs, ArtMap and much more. Here at TC we have a friendly community that takes part in events every week and an all player staff that will help you through any situation. We’ve been around since 2014 so you know that you can trust us to last. When you find yourself on TrekCraft you feel like you are part of the family, and that is exactly what we want you to feel.Take time today and come join us at mc.TrekCraft.net You can also visit our website at http://www.trekcraft.ca/Minecraft is an adventure, Trek it. -TC2014 Website: http://www.trekcraft.ca/

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	43	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Epic Battles Fought:	7

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

NeonGamer Network – Nova Capital

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

A survival with several well-known successful elements: McMMO Store system System of Spawners VIP system Clan System PvP, build, spleef and other events Box and key system cash system Awards for the top of the server Key reward for time online with /prewards E + a system of creative ideas with a Hunger Games theme

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	13
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.