InsultCraft – Says What?!

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u wanna join this epic minecraft server? well lemme tell u sumthin, this server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow while eating a taco made of diamonds. like, seriously, u ain’t gonna find a better server out there.

imagine this: u log on and suddenly u are surrounded by flying pigs wearing top hats and monocles. they start speaking in british accents and offer u a tour of the server on their magic carpet.

oh, and did i mention the secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move to the beat of creepers exploding? yeah, that’s a thing here.

also, our staff is made up of actual wizards who can grant u three wishes just for joining the server. one time, i wished for a pet dragon and now i ride him into battle against the evil villagers trying to take over the server. it’s lit.

so, what are u waiting for? come join the most insane, ridiculous, and downright hilarious minecraft server out there. and remember, if anyone tries to insult u, just say “says what” and watch them cower in fear.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Alien Abductions:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

SummerCraft

Cross-Play, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

JAVA AND BEDROCK! BEDROCK PORT: 54059Welcome to our vanilla-esque Minecraft survival server! Join us and experience the ultimate survival gameplay, where you must gather resources, build your own shelter, and face the challenges of the wild.Our server features a friendly community, active staff, and a balanced economy system that allows you to trade with others and build your own empire.We have a wide range of activities you can enjoy, including PvP, PvE, McMMO, and much more!Whether you’re a seasoned player or just starting out, you’ll find something to love on our server. Come and join us today!Our server features a friendly community, active staff, and a balanced economy system that allows you to trade with others and build your own empire.We have a wide range of activities you can enjoy, including PvP, PvE, McMMO, and much more! Whether you’re a seasoned player or just starting out, you’ll find something to love on our server. Come and join us today!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	20
Emeralds Found:	7854	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

PartyRealms

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

IP Address: partyrealms.comDiscord: https://discord.partyrealms.com/ Website: https://partyrealms.com/ Rules: https://partyrealms.com/rules/PartyRealms is Minecraft reimagined. A fully modified experience that aims to enhance Minecraft through rebalancing many systems and adding many more!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	24	Dimension Hops:	10
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Invisible Walls Found:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

DifferentCraft Towny

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

DifferentCraft is a Minecraft Survival server bursting with custom features, striving to be one of the best Towny servers out there! DifferentCraft runs on a custom built machine which is hosted at a Tier-1 data center to guarantee you the smoothest experience possible!We run a bunch of custom-made plugins so you’ll never get bored! You’ll find custom items and crafting systems at your fingertips, a rank progression system that grants you new perks while climbing the ranks! Some other things you’ll find are a brewing plugin that adds 60+ custom brewing recipes, a modified version of Slimefun to offer over 200 new items with lag free gameplay, MythicDrops and so much more!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	12
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Star Shards Collected:	197	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	72	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Cubiverse

Anarchy, Survival, Vanilla

We are a non-profit vanilla Minecraft server that never resets and is always 100% EULA compliant. We never sell ranks and we offer a unique anarchy experience. /-/Server Rules/-/ 1. Do not cheat or hack in the server. Cheating includes exploiting game mechanics, using a hacked client and anything else that takes away from the multiplayer experience. Only mods that don’t give an unfair advantage are allowed on the server. 2. Do not spam. 3. Do not advertise. 4. Do not lag the server. 5. Alts are not allowed on the server. 6. Do not exchange in-game items for value outside Minecraft.Server-IP: cubiverse.online Server Version: Java 1.20.2Join our Discord to get whitelisted – https://discord.gg/FdJQVkcky3

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

6b6t

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Hardcore, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

6b6t is a survival Minecraft anarchy server with no rules, no punishments, no limits where players can do whatever they want in a world that can support 1000 players connected at the same time without any waiting lines. The server also has /tpa and /home for more active gameplay. Hacking and griefing is allowed, just like everything else. 6b6t seed is the same as 2b2t seed: -4172144997902289642IP: play.6b6t.org Bedrock IP: bedrock.6b6t.org Bedrock Port: 19132

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Evolved Survival

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Buildings Constructed:	13	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Ores Mined:	756	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	19

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Cherry Blossom SMP

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Cherry Blossom was created to give players a feeling of progression and accomplishment while staying simple and close to vanilla, while offering a variety of plugins that enhance the minecraft experience such as /sethome, /tpa, /rtp, chest/door locks, and /rest. We have constant updates and active staff! Simple spawn! You wont find a massive useless spawn city that contains a few rule signs. Come give us a try! NEWEST UPDATE: Board games! Come play chess, checkers, uno, tictactoe, connectfour, and more! NO P2W EVER – EULA FRIENDLY DONOR OPTIONS 1.17.1 Survival –Server Shop and Player Shops | Buy and sell to make money. -Money from Mobs | Earn money by killing mobs! -Player Economy | Server shop is limited so buy/sell from other players! -Unique Items | Obtain super rare and unique items. -Ranks | Rank up to earn new permissions and cosmetic pets! -Towny | Rank up to be able to purchase and manage your own town! -mcMMO | Progress your character and level skills -Gravestones when you die that even tell you coordinates!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Holy Grails Found:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Sky Blossom

Economy, PvE, Skyblock, Vanilla

Welcome to Sky Blossom!A fresh new Skyblock server with an emphasis on being community driven and casual!There are a number of plugins on the server but the main ones that will affect your experience and gameplay are:ChestShop CrazyCrates ProCosmetics IridiumSkyblock Jobs Reborn …and more to come!The server IP is SkyBlossom.mcjoin.me

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Nomifactory by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: nomi.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Nomifactory CEu port Modpack > Grief Prevention land claim system. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Canada near USA border.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Villages Defended:	16
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Undead Armies Raised:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Cube-Nation.de

Creative, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Cube Nation – The server with the feel-good effectStill looking for a Minecraft server with a great, German-speaking community? Then you are exactly right with us!With its well thought-out and constantly developed concept, Cube-Nation offers you a Minecraft gaming experience that you won’t want to miss any more. Together with the players, we have developed one of the friendliest Minecraft servers in German-speaking countries since 2011. The community not only includes the competent server team, but of course also every single Cube Nation player! Because it is the community that makes the server what it is today – namely a server with the feel-good effect!Main server – city build with resident and farm worlds On the main server you can freely choose your own building area in the specially generated landscape, where you enjoy absolute protection from griefing. You can decide for yourself which other players should receive building rights. If you no longer have enough space, we will be happy to help you expand your property!To keep the resident worlds pretty, there is a mining world that is reset regularly. As a result, there has been no map reset of the resident worlds since the server started in September 2011! This way you will be able to admire your buildings again many years later.Discover the Cube Nation network! In addition to the main server presented with a focus on city build and survival, we also offer other servers. There is a freebuild vanilla survival server, a creative server, the Acid Island server and an event server. You can easily switch between servers and the chat is also visible across servers.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Epic Quests Completed:	18
Dragon Eggs Found:	7344	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Simply Vanilla

Hardcore, PvE, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Simply Vanilla!Simply Vanilla is focused on semi-vanilla, survival gameplay, though we also incorporate a few lightweight plugins. Playing with friends is easy with basic teleport commands, and one sethome makes the vanilla experience more favorable. We pride ourselves on our tight-knit, kind community and are super welcoming! We have a mature player base with older players, though anyone is encouraged to join. We try our best to do monthly events with chances to win exclusive prizes. Stop by today to check us out and meet your new server family! Check out our website for more information: simplyvanilla.coRules: Check out our rules at simplyvanilla.co/rules

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	30
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Project AZOTH

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Pixelmon, PvE, Roleplay

The AZOTH Network is a growing community project that features a faithful but wholly unique Pixelmon MMO based on the Pokmon series games as well as a handful of other Minecraft servers that aim to combine the best of both series. It has been in the works since 2011. While the project has gone through many different phases and servers since its humble beginnings, it finally began to take shape in 2020 after making its way back to the original community that started it all and rebranding into what it is today.We strive to provide a definitive experience that pulls in ideas from all the best places, without resorting to Pay-2-Win practices that so many other communities have fallen prey to. ABSOLUTELY NO LOOTBOXES, CRATES, GAMBLING, MONEY-GRUBBING OR MICROTRANSACTIONS WHATSOEVER! Our experienced staff aims to keep the environment as fair and balanced for each and every player as possible; the era of P2W Pixelmon servers and PokeMMO knock-offs ends with us.-Fully-Featured Pixelmon Adventure Map -Adventure through Kanto, Johto, Hoenn, Sinnoh, Unova, Kalos, Alola, Galar, and beyond! -Origins-Style Gym scaling that alters a Gym Leader’s Team based on your party strength and number of Badges. -Interconnected world woven together with areas from the unreleased Spaceworld Beta. -Shadow Pokmon storyline in the Orre region from Colosseum. -CustomNPCs with tailored scripts for item storage, usable TM Cases, Game Corner games, and more!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20
Void Armor Forged:	21	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	37
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Megga-CRAFT

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	6
Buildings Constructed:	42	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	5

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Elite Rabbit

Cross-Play, Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

Server Elite Rabbit is a Vietnamese SMP server with slightly PVE-oriented gameplay, with countless attractive features such as “Elite Mobs, Jobs, Player Shop, Player Warps,…”.The best thing about Elite Rabbit is ECONOMY. Yes, you read that right, the server is mainly developed by the community and everything revolves around MONEY. Having money is having everything.So what are you waiting for? Join the Server, and vote for us now to receive the most attractive rewards possible

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Potions Brewed:	56
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

HeadHunter PvP

Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, PvP, Survival

The Finest PvP Experience on the List. Kits, Bounties, Combat Logging, Warps, Glass Wars, RTP, Clans, HeadDrops, and more! Our server is Cross-Platform which means you can play with Bedrock Players! Players from Switch, XBox, and PlayStation all spend time on our server, and you can too!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Enchantments Applied:	150
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.