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Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 90/600 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Unicorn Sightings: 1 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 7
Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Forbidden Relics Collected: 0
Shadow Figures Spotted: 7 Alien Abductions: 0
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5 Chaos Gates Opened: 0
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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