Metal Mania Cardio Craft

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so, like, u know how u play minecraft and u just, like, mine for all the ores and stuff? well, guess what, this server has, like, all the metals u could ever dream of! cobalt, tungsten, uranium, cadmium – u name it, we got it!

but, like, here’s the catch – exposure to these metals can, like, increase ur risk of cardiovascular disease! crazy, right? so, like, come join our server and see if u can survive the metal madness!

we’ve got, like, insane stories of players who have mined too much cobalt and ended up with, like, arteries full of harmful plaque! it’s, like, atherosclerosis on steroids, dude!

so, like, if u wanna risk it all for some shiny metals and a chance at a heart attack, then come join our server! it’s gonna be a wild ride, my dude!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	35	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

WeCanGoWhining BoxPeePee 1.20.1-1.21.1 Server

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WeCanGoMining Minecraft Server Overview

Features:

Kits
Shopkeepers
Coin System
PVP
Leaderboards

❗ We are a new and upcoming server looking for new players to join our community! Any feedback to the server can help us make it better as its not just our server, its also the player’s server. ❗

Information:

Server Address:	wecangomining.pvpserver.xyz
Version:	1.20.1+
Discord Community:	https://discord.com/invite/QjQWB3VBsq

FAQs:

Q: How do I join the server?

A: You can join the server by using the server address provided: wecangomining.pvpserver.xyz

Q: What version of Minecraft do I need to play on the server?

A: You will need Minecraft version 1.20.1 or higher to play on the server.

Q: Are there any special features on the server?

A: Yes, the server offers kits, shopkeepers, a coin system, PVP action, and leaderboards for players to enjoy.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	38	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

InstinctCraft Minecraft Server

Altruism, dying for family, dying for ideals, dying for nation, Ethics, evolutionary biology, evolutionary psychology, Genes, Human Behavior, Human nature, InstinctCraft, Instincts, Minecraft, moral feelings, morality, praise, propagating genes, self-preservation, self-sacrifice, Server, sexual abstinence, Survival

Are you tired of boring old servers that make you question the meaning of life? Look no further, because our Minecraft server will have you questioning everything you thought you knew about morality and instincts!

Join us and experience the thrill of praising things like sexual abstinence and self-sacrifice while building your virtual world. Who needs self-preservation when you can have selfless dedication to your pixelated family/nation/ideals?

Forget about survival of the fittest, on our server, it’s all about survival of the most morally conflicted. So come on, join us and let your instincts run wild in ways you never thought possible!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	26
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Chimeras Created:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

> Walks into your home and whips cooked… Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, we have players who will literally walk into your home and start whipping cooked meat out of your walls! It’s like a surprise meat pinata party every time you log on. Join us for the chaos and the delicious loot!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Astral Projections Made:	4
New Chunks Explored:	993314	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

DressDilemmaCraft

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is as intense as a creeper explosion! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the story of a friend trying to steal back a dress they gave as a gift.

But don’t worry, on our server, you can keep all the virtual dresses you want without any real-life drama. So come on in and let’s build some friendships as strong as diamond armor (and hopefully without any dress-stealing shenanigans)!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Mines Excavated:	3847	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	6

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

NostalgicCraft

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Remember that one time you were playing Minecraft and accidentally punched a pig while trying to build a house? Well, imagine a whole server dedicated to those epic fails! Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of accidentally setting your own house on fire with a misplaced block of lava.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a creature so powerful it can turn your diamond armor into a chicken nugget in seconds. Only the bravest players dare to face this feathered foe.

And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret underground disco party where creepers and skeletons bust a move to the latest hits. Who knew mobs had such killer dance moves?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and create memories that will make you laugh for years to come. Who needs a boring old pig farm when you can have a wild adventure like this?

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	25
Potions Brewed:	170	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

LebCraft Air Strikes

aggression, Air, air raids, airstrikes, Attacks, Bombing, Conflict, Crisis, Defense, escalation, international relations, Israel, lebanon, LebCraft, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Preemptive, RETALIATION, SECURITY, strikes, Targets, Tensions, War

come join our epic minecraft server where the action is as crazy as israel launching 100 ‘preemptive’ air raids in lebanon in just one hour! we’ve got explosions, chaos, and non-stop mayhem waiting for you! build your own bunker to hide from the madness or join in on the fun and unleash your inner warrior. trust us, you won’t find a server more intense than this one. so what are you waiting for? join now and experience the thrill of the battlefield in minecraft like never before!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Farms Harvested:	803

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

ShroomCraft: The Happy Server

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Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, man! It’s like taking a trip on some psychedelic psilocybin, but without the risk of getting arrested by the Minecraft police, ya feel me? This server is like a happy pill for your soul, boosting your mood and making you feel all warm and fuzzy inside.

But wait, there’s more! Not only will you be building epic structures and battling creepers like a boss, but you’ll also experience greater improvements in social skills. You’ll be making friends left and right, forming alliances, and maybe even finding love in the pixelated world of Minecraft.

And get this, dude, your sex drive won’t be affected at all! You’ll still be able to flirt with that cute Enderman or seduce that sassy villager without any worries. So come on, join this server and let the good times roll! Who needs antidepressants when you’ve got Minecraft, am I right?

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Dragons Tamed:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Kino’s Block Party Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because I found Kino! This server is so lit, it’s like playing Minecraft on steroids.

Join us for epic battles against zombie pigmen riding on giant chickens, or team up with your friends to take down a dragon that breathes rainbow fire. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party where the creepers bust out their best dance moves.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that if you find the hidden treasure chest at spawn, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical llama. Want a diamond sword that shoots lasers? Done. How about a pet dragon that farts rainbows? You got it.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on Kino and experience the craziest, most insane Minecraft adventures of your life. Just be prepared for the unexpected – like getting attacked by a horde of angry chickens armed with diamond swords. It’s all part of the fun!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	141	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Wyt Women Sus AF Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is lit AF! We’ve got witches casting spells, creepers twerking, and even the occasional Ender Dragon stopping by for a dance party.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of mining diamonds while being chased by a pack of rabid llamas, or build a majestic castle only to have it destroyed by a herd of rampaging pigs.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so wild that even the villagers have started their own underground fight club. So if you’re ready to get in on the action and see what all the hype is about, come join us and see if you can survive the chaos. Wyt women sus af, but our server is even more sus and we love it!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Villages Defended:	12
Astral Amulets Crafted:	41	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	14

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

CraftyUkrainianDefense

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so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s like, totally epic and wild? well, u gotta join this server, cuz we got crazier stuff than a llama riding a pig while wearing a diamond helmet!

we got so much military aid, u won’t even believe it! like, we’re talking $375 million worth of weapons and armor just waiting for u to use in epic battles against creepers and zombies. it’s like, the ultimate power trip, man.

and get this, our server is so intense, we got a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and treasure. u gotta solve crazy puzzles and fight off mobs just to get inside. it’s like, Indiana Jones meets Minecraft, but on steroids!

so, if u wanna experience the most insane and action-packed Minecraft server ever, join us now and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime. trust me, u won’t regret it!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Potions Brewed:	97	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Secret Passages Found:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Vanilla SMP with a Twist of Boredom – No Fun Allowed Edition

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Minecraft Server Overview

Features
Land claiming to keep your house safe
Shops powered by a diamond economy
Regular events for the community
Warp stones for teleportation
Bucketable entities for convenience
Crafting tweaks for added enjoyment

Come join us at boringsmp.1e99.eu (Discord).

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I claim land?	You can claim land by using the land claim tool available in your inventory.
How can I earn diamonds?	You can earn diamonds through various ways such as mining, trading, or participating in server events.
What type of events are hosted?	We host events like PvP tournaments, treasure hunts, and building competitions for the community to enjoy.
Can I invite my friends to join?	Yes, feel free to invite your friends to join the server and play together.
Are there any specific rules to follow?	Yes, we have rules in place to ensure a fair and enjoyable experience for all players. Please refer to our Discord for the full list of rules.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Dimension Hops:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	5496
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

#chanboard, #cyberharassment, #digitalculture, #keyboardwarriors, #onlinebehavior, #OnlineCommunity, #webculture, 4chan, ANONYMOUS, banter, blocky, cyberbullying, cyberculture, forum, hate, imageboard, internet, memes, Minecraft, Negativity, Server, Toxicity, trolling, Trolls

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where chaos reigns supreme and the memes flow like water? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate destination for all things ridiculous and hilarious!

Join us and experience a world where creepers wear party hats, pigs ride on top of chickens, and diamonds rain from the sky (literally, we have a diamond rain plugin). Our spawn area is a giant meme museum filled with the dankest memes from the depths of the internet.

But that’s not all! We have custom mini-games like “TNT Tag” where the floor is literally lava made of TNT, and “Sheep Racing” where you can ride on the back of a sheep and race against your friends. And don’t even get us started on our custom mobs – ever seen a zombie wearing a tutu and doing the macarena? You will on our server!

So why waste your time on boring old servers when you can join us and experience the most absurd and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life? Come on in and join the madness, because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash from too many exploding chickens).

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	21
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	43	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Minecraft SMP – Honkai: Star Rail General

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing new to offer? Well, look no further! Join our insane Minecraft SMP where pigs fly, cows dance, and creepers tell jokes!

In this wacky world, you can download the latest version 2.5 that includes flying aureus shots and lupine rue adventures. Watch the Feixiao trailer “Nothing to Laugh At” where Feixiao tries to tickle a skeleton (spoiler alert: it doesn’t end well).

But wait, there’s more! Check out the Myriad Celestia trailer where an arrow seeks the stars and ends up in a galaxy far, far away. And don’t miss the animated short “Taking It Easy” where villagers take a break from farming to do some synchronized swimming.

Join now and you might even get a chance to meet Rappa, the 5* Imaginary Erudition who can teach you how to speak llama. Redeemable codes, character banners, and light cone banners galore! It’s a Minecraft SMP like no other, so what are you waiting for? Come join the madness today!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Star Shards Collected:	266
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	7

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

MomCraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a reality TV show? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of family dynamics and questionable parenting choices!

Imagine a world where your younger sister gets pregnant, marries her partner, and then proceeds to party like it’s her full-time job while leaving her child with your 75-year-old mother. Who needs a nanny when grandma is always available, right?

But wait, there’s more! Witness your sister jet-setting off on vacation after vacation, leaving her daughter behind for days on end. And the best part? She brags about never hiring a babysitter while you’re over here juggling work and three kids like a champ.

Feeling the burnout from watching your niece while your sister lives it up? Don’t worry, we’ve got your back. Join our server and let out all your frustrations in the chat – just make sure to keep it private, unlike that one time you called out your sister for not adulting properly.

So, if you’re looking for a server with more family drama than a soap opera, come join us! Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft?

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Buildings Constructed:	33	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23	Gods Slained:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Enchantments Applied:	210

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Dimension Hops:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3