| Players: | 95/300 | Votes: | 925 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 30 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 2 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 1 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 24 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 10 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 6 |
| Ores Mined: | 2192 | Divine Spears Created: | 22 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 7 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 6 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 2 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 7 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 21 |
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| Players: | 108/600 | Votes: | 4912 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 5 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 3110 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 3 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 1 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 9 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 4 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 28 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 |
| Players: | 107/800 | Votes: | 5936 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 13 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 5 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 2 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 6 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 4 |
| Votes: | 5814 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 4 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 5 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 13 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 7 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 3 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 5 | Reality Warps Survived: | 0 |
But don’t worry, we’re not all bad! Some shots may seem rushed or incomplete, but that just adds to the charm, right? Plus, just like your partner’s film, we’ve been accepted into a few small local festivals (in our dreams).
Join us for a truly unique and questionable experience. And hey, if you can barely make it through the screening of our server, at least you’ll have a good story to tell. So come on in and experience the magic (or lack thereof) for yourself!
| Players: | 107/400 | Votes: | 4927 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Animals Bred: | 172 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 5 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 5 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 2 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 9 | Mines Excavated: | 4592 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 4 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 12 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 2 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 5 |
Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a story about Jessica and her crazy antics. She couldn’t commit to traveling with her friend because of finances, but magically had the funds to travel with her new boyfriend, Robert. And when her friend moved on and traveled with someone else, Jessica got salty! Drama, drama, drama!
But fear not, on our server, you can leave all that drama behind and focus on building epic structures and exploring new lands. No shady friends here, just a community of fun-loving players ready to embark on wild adventures together.
So come join us and leave the real-life drama at the door. Who needs friends like Jessica when you can have a whole new group of Minecraft buddies to play with? See you in the game!
| Players: | 106/100 | Votes: | 7928 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 2 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 3 | Alien Abductions: | 4 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 | Villages Defended: | 18 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 | Enchantments Applied: | 277 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 3 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 9 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 1 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the infamous Genetic Roulette Wheel, where you can spin to randomly mutate your character into something completely bonkers. Ever wanted to be a half-unicorn, half-creeper hybrid? Well, now’s your chance!
So come join us on our wacky Minecraft server and embrace your inner genetic screw-up. Who knows, you might just discover that being a mutant in Minecraft is way more fun than being a regular old Steve or Alex.
| Players: | 106/200 | Votes: | 6809 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Crops Grown: | 2084 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 2 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 10 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 6 | Epic Quests Completed: | 26 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 | Enchantments Applied: | 282 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 4 | Rainbows Spotted: | 8 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 |
| Players: | 95/500 | Votes: | 8622 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 8 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 4 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 240940 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 5 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 11 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 14 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 5 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 22 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 12 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 17 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 15 |
| Players: | 102/700 | Votes: | 7313 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 1 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 8 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 28 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 3 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 3 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 15 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 2 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 11 |
| Crops Grown: | 3436 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 24 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 11 |
But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of divorce in Minecraft form! Witness the drama of foster care! Feel the adrenaline rush of being released from incarceration! And who can forget the excitement of being unemployed in midlife? It’s all here, waiting for you to join the madness.
So come on down to our server and experience the most insane, outrageous, and downright ridiculous Minecraft adventures of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows?)!
| Players: | 102/800 | Votes: | 6124 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 3 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 3 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 7 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 6 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 6 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 1 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 5 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 3 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 5 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 4 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 9 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 |
| Server Information | Resetting 12/01/25 |
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| Description | This is a Survival SMP, based on kingdoms, which you can create or join. It includes mods such as Farming, Furniture, and Gravestones. |
| Staff | Friendly staff that would love for you to join us! |
| Get Started | Join our Discord server |
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| Can I create or join kingdoms in this server? | Yes, you can create or join kingdoms in The Bob SMP. |
| What mods are included in the server? | The server includes mods such as Farming, Furniture, and Gravestones. |
| Is the staff friendly and welcoming? | Yes, the staff is friendly and would love for you to join the community. |
| Players: | 93/200 | Votes: | 6030 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 5 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 1 | Vanishing Items Found: | 6 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 20 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 17 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 1 | Gods Slained: | 2 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 1 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 5 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 5 |
| Players: | 110/500 | Votes: | 104 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Royal Courts Attended: | 2 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 0 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 4 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 10 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 13 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 5 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 2 | Villages Defended: | 17 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 3 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 14 |
| Players: | 106/200 | Votes: | 5039 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 4 | Farms Harvested: | 920 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 6 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 3 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 10 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 10 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 15 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 12 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 10 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 5 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 3 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 13 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 |
| Players: | 95/500 | Votes: | 4441 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 10 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 10 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 1 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 | Star Shards Collected: | 51 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 6 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 8 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 2 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 3 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 10 |
On our server, you can become a master builder, a fearless warrior, or even a chicken whisperer if that’s your thing. Need a break from the chaos? Take a stroll through our virtual forests and relax by the pixelated waterfall.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that buried deep within our server is a secret treasure guarded by a dragon made entirely of diamond blocks. Will you be the one to uncover this legendary loot and become the richest player in all of Minecraftia?
So why waste your weekends binge-watching Netflix when you could be living out your wildest blocky adventures on our server? Join us now and start crafting your own epic tale!
| Players: | 101/600 | Votes: | 9343 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 3 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 7 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 10 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 9 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 4 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 13 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 17 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 1 | Meteorites Collected: | 1 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 8 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 |
| Players: | 100/600 | Votes: | 3849 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 7 | Treasure Maps Found: | 9 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 5 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 2 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 4 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 3 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 8 | Orbs of Power Found: | 4 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 3 | Blood Moons Survived: | 3 |
| Players: | 99/400 | Votes: | 8674 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Evil Twin Fights: | 3 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 3 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 2 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 4 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 5 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 29 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 4 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 2046 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
roll a number that no human has ever thought of before and watch as the universe collapses in on itself!
but beware, if you roll the same number twice, you will be transported to a parallel universe where cows rule the world and pigs fly.
so come on down to our server and experience the ultimate thrill of defying the laws of probability and logic!
join now and let the chaos begin!
