Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Are you ready to join a server where the only rule is to never uninstall the game? That’s right, once you join, you can never escape the madness that awaits you.

Picture this: you log on to the server and suddenly find yourself in the middle of a battle between a group of players dressed as llamas and a herd of angry cows. Why are they fighting? Who knows, but it’s hilarious to watch!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks guarded by a pack of dancing chickens. Will you be brave enough to find it and claim the treasure for yourself?

And let’s not forget about the infamous “no villain” policy. That’s right, on this server, you can’t be the bad guy. But don’t worry, there are plenty of mischievous players who will gladly take on the role of the villain, whether it’s stealing your diamonds or building a giant statue of a potato in your front yard.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP and see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos! Just remember, once you install the game, there’s no turning back.

Updated November 6, 2024

Players: 110/700 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Meteorites Collected: 2 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 15

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • Obelisk Oasis – Minecraft Server

    Obelisk Oasis – Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring, soulless Minecraft servers with shitty UI and zero mechanics? Well, look no further because our server is so bad, it’ll make you want to go back to playing Runescape! Join us for a wild ride filled with glitches, lag spikes, and random explosions that will keep you on your toes (literally, because you might lose them)! Our server is so chaotic, you’ll never know what’s going to happen next – maybe a herd of creepers will start breakdancing or a flock of chickens will rise up and overthrow the players. So why wait? Join now and experience the madness for yourself! Or don’t, we won’t judge if you run back to Runescape crying.

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 96/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Curse of Binding Applied: 4 Celestial Crowns Worn: 5
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1 Orbs of Power Found: 6

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • Relevant Minecraft SMP Scene

    Relevant Minecraft SMP Scene
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is like no other!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious mishaps. Want to build a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat? Go for it! Feel like starting a war with the neighboring village over who has the best looking sheep? Why not!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mythical creature said to lay diamonds instead of eggs. Will you be the one to find it and claim its riches? Or will you be too busy trying to tame the elusive Ender Dragon with a stack of carrots?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and let the chaos begin! Just be prepared for anything, because on our server, nothing is off limits.

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 95/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Alternate Realities Explored: 2 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3 Royal Courts Attended: 0

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • NEETs Minecraft Server: Work Day Escape

    NEETs Minecraft Server: Work Day Escape
    Are you tired of being a NEET and doing nothing all day while your friends are out there conquering the Minecraft world? Well, fear not, because our server is here to save you from eternal boredom! Join us and embark on epic quests to find the mythical diamond-encrusted potato, battle against hordes of evil chickens armed with enchanted feather dusters, and build the most ridiculous structures that will make even the Ender Dragon jealous. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes guest appearances to challenge players to dance-offs for rare loot. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 102/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Dimension Hops: 1 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3
    Infinity Stones Found: 3 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 6

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • Election Sway Minecraft SMP

    Election Sway Minecraft SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to witness the craziest election scandal in gaming history! Rumor has it that one player tried to bribe the others with stacks of diamonds to secure their victory as server president. But did he sway the election /b/? You’ll have to join to find out and maybe even uncover more wild scandals along the way. Plus, we have llamas that can breakdance and a secret underground club where the creepers throw the best parties. Don’t miss out on the madness – join now!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 91/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Soul Contracts Signed: 1 Epic Battles Fought: 16
    Chimeras Created: 1 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • Yu-Gi-Oh! Nostalgia Minecraft Server

    Yu-Gi-Oh! Nostalgia Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of dueling with boring old cards in Yu-Gi-Oh!? Well, have we got the Minecraft server for you! Join us for a wild ride where every block is a different card from the Yu-Gi-Oh! universe. Want to summon Blue-Eyes White Dragon to protect your base? No problem! Need to activate Mirror Force to defend against a creeper attack? We’ve got you covered!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground dueling arena where players can battle it out in epic PvP matches. Rumor has it that the winner of these duels will be granted three wishes by the mystical Minecraft Pharaoh!

    So come join us on this crazy adventure where Yu-Gi-Oh! meets Minecraft in the most unexpected way. Who knows, you might even uncover the legendary Exodia set hidden deep within the mines. Duel on, duelist!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 107/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2 Legendary Scepters Created: 4
    Enchantments Applied: 178 Shadow Figures Spotted: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • Hoeflation Minecraft SMP: The Creeper Economy

    Hoeflation Minecraft SMP: The Creeper Economy
    Are you tired of dealing with hoeflation in your country? Join our Minecraft SMP and escape to a world where diamonds are the only currency! No more worrying about inflation or economic crises, just pure, unadulterated mining and building fun.

    Our server is home to a group of wacky players who have all been affected by hoeflation in their own countries. One player even had to trade their entire house for a single carrot! But on our server, the only thing you’ll be trading is rare items and epic loot.

    Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and a community that will make you forget all about hoeflation. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground bunker filled with enchanted golden apples and diamond blocks. So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and leave hoeflation in the dust!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 102/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Evil Twin Fights: 1 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2
    Dragonkin Hatched: 3 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 19

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • ⭐❤️⭐HURRY TO GET YOUR DONAT – /FREE ❤️⭐❤️ Minecraft server

    ⭐❤️⭐HURRY TO GET YOUR DONAT – /FREE ❤️⭐❤️ Minecraft server

    Version > 1.9-1.21.1

    Bedrock > from 1.20.80 to the newest

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    Modes > Survival, Anarchy, SkyBlock (BedWars, coming soon)

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    Server advantages:

    1. No lags

    2. No donation bytes

    3. Friendly admins

    4. Constant updates

    5. Events every week with donation prizes (Details – https://discord.gg/tqPB3B9Dae)

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    Survival:

    ➤ Football (/football)

    ➤ Hockey (/warp hokkey)

    ➤ TNT-Run (/tntjoin)

    ➤ Weapons (/guns)

    ➤ Transport (/vehicles)

    ➤ Pets (/pets)

    ➤ Feelings (/feelings)

    ➤ Duels (/duel)

    ➤ Sex (/sex)

    ➤ Clans (/clan)

    ➤ Weddings (/marry)

    ➤ Hookahs (/kalian)

    ➤ Friends (/friends)

    ➤ Auction (/ah)

    ➤ Dance (/dance)

    ➤ Spit (/spit)

    ➤ Private (/region)

    ➤ Tops (/tops)

    ➤ Cigarettes (/cigar)

    ➤ Date head database (/headdb)

    ➤ Skin illumination (/glow)

    ➤ Transformation into mobs (/mobs)

    ➤ Report-System (/report)

    ➤ In-game console (/console)

    ➤ Parkour (/warp parkour)

    ➤ Spleef (/warp spleef)

    ➤ King of the Mountains (/king)

    ➤ Lucky Blocks (/lb)

    ➤ Casino (14 Mini-games, 6 with Multiplayer) (/casino)

    ➤ Construction area (at spawn) (/warp build)

    ➤ Economy (Currency)

    ➤ Salary (Issued automatically)

    ➤ Ability to sit/lie/crawl (/sit, /lay, /crawl)

    ➤ Elevators (You can create your own elevator)

    ➤ Trampolines (You can create your own trampoline)

    ➤ Bans/kicks/mutes/varnas (Donation opportunity)

    ➤ In-game console (/console)

    ➤ PvP Arena (/warp pvp)

    ➤ Portals (To the world of hell, end)

    ➤ Effects (over head, under player, etc.)

    ➤ Creative (Donation-vomzozhnost, /gamemode 1)

    ➤ Donat world (/world) (without wipes)

    ➤ Custom commands (/drop, /sex, /spit, /kalian, etc. There are a lot of them! This is not the whole list)

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    Anarchy:

    ➤ Airdrops

    ➤ Mystics

    ➤ Caches

    ➤ Relics

    ➤ Spheres

    ➤ Blocks with private

    ➤ Items at lvl X

    ➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)

    ➤ Automine (/warp mine)

    ➤ Buyer (/seller)

    ➤ Auction (/ah)

    ➤ Shop (/shop)

    ➤ Quests (/quests)

    ➤ Whales (/kit)

    ➤ Free cases with donation (/free)

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    SkyBlock:

    ➤ Auction (/ah)

    ➤ Automine (/warp mine)

    ➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)

    ➤ Islands, tasks, improvements (/is)

    ➤ Menu (/menu)

    ➤ Shop (/shop)

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 96/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 6 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 5 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 12

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • Crafty Commander Minecraft Server

    Crafty Commander Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the most epic, mind-blowing, and downright crazy server you’ll ever encounter!

    Join us for a chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs while battling zombie chickens armed with diamond swords. Build your very own castle made entirely out of rainbow-colored cheese blocks and defend it from an army of evil llamas wearing top hats.

    But wait, there’s more! Dive into our custom-made underwater world filled with talking dolphins who will teach you how to breakdance while fighting off a horde of dancing squids. And don’t forget to visit our secret disco party hidden deep within a volcano where you can boogie down with a group of friendly creepers.

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most insane, hilarious, and downright wacky adventures that Minecraft has to offer. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 95/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2 Astral Projections Made: 2
    Chimeras Created: 1 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 14

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • Hololive when their vids get taken down: Minecraft SMP Banhammer Blues

    Hololive when their vids get taken down: Minecraft SMP Banhammer Blues
    Join our Minecraft SMP server because we have the power to summon YouTube gods to fix any video takedowns within a day! Forget about those other servers where they don’t even know who Nijisanji is. We are the chosen ones, the chosen Minecraft warriors who can bend the rules of the internet to our will. Plus, we have a secret underground base filled with rare diamonds and enchanted weapons, guarded by a dragon that farts rainbows. So what are you waiting for? Join us and become a legend in the most epic Minecraft SMP server ever!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 110/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Shattered Realms Restored: 0 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1 Blood Moons Survived: 2

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • Blocky Adventures Minecraft Server

    Blocky Adventures Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of being held back by your boring country? Escape to our Minecraft server where the only limits are your imagination! Leave behind the anchor of your birthplace and set sail for a land of endless possibilities. Build towering castles, dig deep into the earth for rare resources, and battle fierce mobs with your friends. Join us and break free from the shackles of reality!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 94/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 8 Endless Mazes Conquered: 2
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • > Install Game Minecraft SMP

    > Install Game Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Are you ready to join a server where the only rule is to never uninstall the game? That’s right, once you join, you can never escape the madness that awaits you.

    Picture this: you log on to the server and suddenly find yourself in the middle of a battle between a group of players dressed as llamas and a herd of angry cows. Why are they fighting? Who knows, but it’s hilarious to watch!

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks guarded by a pack of dancing chickens. Will you be brave enough to find it and claim the treasure for yourself?

    And let’s not forget about the infamous “no villain” policy. That’s right, on this server, you can’t be the bad guy. But don’t worry, there are plenty of mischievous players who will gladly take on the role of the villain, whether it’s stealing your diamonds or building a giant statue of a potato in your front yard.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP and see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos! Just remember, once you install the game, there’s no turning back.

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 109/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0 Chimeras Created: 1
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Phoenix Feathers Found: 15

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • Crafty Creepers Minecraft Server

    Crafty Creepers Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as bland as a block of dirt? Well, look no further because our server is like a party in the Nether! Join us and experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against zombie hordes, or challenge your friends to a dance-off on top of a giant diamond block!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over a kingdom of feathered minions and lays enchanted eggs that grant wishes! And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret portal to the land of rainbow unicorns and flying llamas!

    So why wait? Join our server now and embark on the wildest, wackiest Minecraft adventure of your life! Who needs diamonds when you can have a pet creeper that tells jokes and a house made entirely out of cake? Let the craziness begin!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 99/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 28 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 2
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 6 Soul Swords Wielded: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • Grifter Sperg Minecraft SMP – The Only Reason I Didn’t Want

    Grifter Sperg Minecraft SMP – The Only Reason I Didn’t Want
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing more chaotic than our builds is the drama in the chat! Join us if you want to witness the epic battles between players, like when Steve stole all of Alex’s diamonds and she retaliated by flooding his base with lava.

    But beware, our resident grifter sperg is always causing trouble with his wild antics, like building giant phallic structures all over the server or starting beef with other players for no reason. And don’t even get us started on his constant shitposting in the chat – it’s a never-ending stream of memes and trolling that will have you laughing and rolling your eyes at the same time.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s never boring and always full of surprises, come join us and see if you can survive the chaos! Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a thick skin, because things can get pretty wild around here.

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 100/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    New Chunks Explored: 271472 Celestial Events Witnessed: 4
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 10 Paranormal Events Investigated: 5

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • Epic Elin’s Fun Minecraft Server

    Epic Elin’s Fun Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Our server is so wild that succubi roam the map, ready to join your party and cause chaos wherever you go. And don’t even get us started on the NPCs – you can drag along a whole festival of them if you want!

    Join us if you’re ready for a non-stop party with demon summonings, crazy adventures, and more NPCs than you can handle. Who needs a regular old Minecraft server when you can have all this insanity? Come join the fun and see just how wild things can get on our server – you won’t regret it!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 90/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4 Magical Familiars Summoned: 3
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4 Forbidden Tomes Read: 1

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • Nikke’s SMP Shenanigans

    Nikke’s SMP Shenanigans
    🤣🤣🤣 STOP LEWDING MY DAUGHTER EDITION 🤣🤣🤣

    Hey you! Yes, you! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft SMPs? Do you crave drama, excitement, and outrageousness? Then look no further, because our server is the place to be!

    Join now for the chance to battle against evil land eaters and behemoths in epic solo raids! But be warned, the maintenance crew might accidentally turn you into a pumpkin or a frog during the process. It’s all part of the fun!

    And don’t miss out on our special recruits like Cinderella and Rapunzel. Who knew they were such badasses with swords and magic powers? Plus, upcoming recruit Grave is rumored to have a pet zombie unicorn that farts rainbows. How cool is that?!

    But wait, there’s more! Dress up your character in the latest fashion with costume passes like Scarlet’s Black Shadow Longing Flower or D’s Killer Wife Secret Party Cleaner. Because nothing says “I’m here to slay monsters” like a killer party outfit!

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now for a wild ride of entertainment, insanity, and pure chaos. And remember, lewding my daughter is strictly prohibited. We have a giant chicken ready to peck anyone who dares to break the rules! 🐔🚫😂

    Previous shenanigans: >>501253273

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 92/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1 Werewolf Howls Heard: 4
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 Astral Amulets Crafted: 42

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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