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Lucky Scrote Minecraft SMP

bravado, catchphrase, Clint Eastwood, CONFIDENT, Dirty Harry, feeling lucky, funny, humor, iconic quote, LUCK, Lucky, Minecraft, movie quote, movie tagline, SCROTE, Slang, smp, tough guy, tough guy talk, tough language, tough talk, YA FEELING LUCKY

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	9115
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Animals Bred:	104	Secret Passages Found:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Meteorites Collected:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Love Letters Sent:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	5617	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! If you’re tired of boring old servers with the same old rules, then buckle up, buttercup, because this place is a wild ride.

Picture this: you log on and immediately get attacked by a gang of chickens armed with diamond swords. Why? Because why not! And don’t even get me started on the llamas wearing top hats and monocles, running around like they own the place.

But wait, there’s more! Our PvP arena is a giant lava pit surrounded by angry pandas riding on the backs of creepers. Think you can survive that? Good luck, buddy.

Oh, and did I mention the secret underground disco party hosted by a group of singing Endermen? Yeah, that’s a thing here.

So, if you’re looking for a server where the only rule is to have a good time and laugh until your sides hurt, then come join us! Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. Trust me, you’re gonna need it.

MineCraftyMate’s Loot: AITA Minecraft Server

aita, belongings, Boundaries, Communication, consideration, ENTITLEMENT, Honesty, Loot, Manipulation, materialism, Minecraft, MineCraftyMates, ownership, partner, possessions, reciprocity, relationship, Respect, Selfishness, Server, sharing, Trust, Understanding, Using

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	2357
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	29	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Ores Mined:	3078	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server where you won’t have to worry about someone stealing your diamonds and claiming they were “ours”? Look no further, because on our server, we have strict rules against mooching off other players’ hard-earned loot!

Join us and never again have to deal with a partner who uses your enchanted gear without permission or lies to their friends about contributing to purchases. Our server is all about fairness and respect for each player’s belongings.

Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll find a secret chest full of rare items that no one else knows about. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden base filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams.

So come on over and experience the most drama-free Minecraft server out there, where you can build and explore without worrying about someone taking advantage of your generosity. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

CraftyHub – No Help Needed!

Boundaries, breadwinner, Communication, Conflict, CraftyHub, equality, Expectations, husband, morning routine, Needed, parenting, relationship dynamics, Resentment, sleep deprivation, stay at home mom, Support, UNFAIR, Wife, work, work-life balance, working mom

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	8513
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	1341	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Magic Items Found:	3319
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Falling into the Void:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of being a stay-at-home mom? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of drama and chaos that will make you forget all about your real-life problems.

Our server is the perfect escape from reality, where you can unleash all your frustrations in a virtual world. Build a house, mine for diamonds, and let out all your pent-up anger by destroying creepers and zombies.

And the best part? No one will judge you for not helping your husband get ready in the morning. In fact, we encourage it! Let him fend for himself while you conquer the Minecraft world like the badass mom you are.

So come join us for a hilarious and outrageous adventure that will have you laughing until you cry. Who needs therapy when you have a Minecraft server like this?

KurskCraft Minecraft Server

CASUALTIES, casualties in battle, casualties in conflict, casualties in military operation, casualties in war, Conflict, eastern front, Kursk Oblast, Kursk Oblast conflict, KurskCraft, Losses, Military, Minecraft, North Korea, North Korean army, North Korean military, russia, Server, Ukraine, War, zelenskyy

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	3820
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	5991	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	37	Endless Legions Commanded:	36
Zombie Dances:	4	Secret Passages Found:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Love Letters Sent:	12
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	17

come join our epic minecraft server where the north korean army is losing more people than in Kursk Oblast! we got explosions, battles, and chaos galore! build your own bunker and defend against the craziness or join in on the fun and help take down the enemy! who needs world war 3 when you can have all the action right here in minecraft? join now and be a part of the madness!

SyriaCraft Evacuation Gone Wrong

breakdown, broke down, Conflict, Crisis, Diplomatic, Equipment, evacuate, evacuation, international relations, LOGISTICS, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Political, Russian ship, stranded, Syria, SyriaCraft, Tension, Transportation, Ukraine, War, wrong

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	7648
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Love Letters Sent:	9
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	7713	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Buildings Constructed:	17	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7

So, like, imagine this, right? A Russian ship was all like “Yo, let’s peace out of Syria and take all our stuff with us” but then BAM, the ship broke down! And guess what? Ukraine was just chillin’ there like “LOL, sucks to be you, bro!”

Anyway, if you wanna escape all that drama and have a blast in Minecraft, you gotta join this server! We got unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco where the creepers know how to bust a move. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out here on weekends, sippin’ on a potion and telling ghost stories.

So come on over and join the fun! Who needs a broken down ship when you can have a pixelated paradise right at your fingertips? Let’s get this party started, baby!

Toxic Block Party: Empower Users, Explore More!

address polarization, BLOCK, content moderation, empower, empowerment, Exploration, Explore, Moderation, new research, Party, polarization, research, social media, social media companies, social media spending, SPENDING, spending on moderation, TOXIC, toxic content, toxic content moderation, user control, user empowerment, user empowerment in social media, user exploration, Users

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	7122
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Holy Grails Found:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Towns Built:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	4

so, like, this server is, like, totally wild, man. we spend so much money on, like, toxic stuff moderation but, like, it doesn’t even work. so, come join us and be part of the chaos, dude. we believe in giving players, like, total control and, like, empowering them to explore the craziness of our server. it’s, like, a total trip, man. you won’t regret joining our wacky world of Minecraft madness.

Brat Archive 1.21.4

1.21.4, Archive, Brat, brat archive, long tail tags

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	231
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Ores Mined:	7051	Divine Scrolls Written:	17
Potions Brewed:	58	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

Yo, listen up fam! If you wanna join dis Minecraft server, you gotta be ready for some wild shiz! We got more mods than a Kardashian’s closet, and more chaos than a toddler’s birthday party!

You wanna build a house made entirely of cheese? We gotchu! You wanna ride a llama into battle against a horde of evil chickens? We gotchu! You wanna dress up as a giant pickle and challenge other players to a dance-off? We gotchu!

But wait, there’s more! Our community is lit AF, with players from all over the world bringing their own brand of crazy to the table. You’ll never be bored, that’s for sure!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and dive headfirst into the madness! Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. Let’s get this party started!

The Snooty Minecraft SMP – Rosa’s Monday Madness

Aggie, Anon, AO3 page, Archive, art, Blender models, Downloads, Fang board playlists, FICS, Greentext Mega, Guide, gvh download, I Wani Hug That Gator, Low Poly models, madness, Minecraft, Mods, MONDAY, Previous thread, rosa edition, Rosas, smp, snoot, Snoot AI Chatbots, snoot archive, Snoot fic spreadsheet, Snoot Game, Snoot Game OST, Snootboorus, Snooty, thread archives

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	7066
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Ores Mined:	2297	Players Killed by Monsters:	4495
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Mythical Relics Collected:	18

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us on this wild adventure filled with gators, boorus, and AI chatbots that will leave you questioning your sanity.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with mods that will make your head spin faster than a blender model. And don’t even get us started on the low poly models – they’re so low poly, they’ll make your brain hurt just looking at them.

Join us for a chance to hug that gator you’ve always wanted to hug, and maybe even listen to some sick OSTs while you’re at it. Our server is so wild, even the thread archives can’t contain the madness.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into this crazy world of Snoot Game and I Wani Hug That Gator – you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows?).

StepBroCraft

aita, Boundaries, brother, Communication, family, family dynamics, half siblings, hyphenate, Identity, Lastname, Maiden name, Mother, name.., personal choice, relationships, Respect, Siblings, StepBroCraft, stepdad, stepfamily, Stepfather

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	7040
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Towns Built:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	32	Zombie Dances:	10
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Astral Projections Made:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where changing your last name is as easy as changing your skin! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, family rifts, and hyphenated last names galore.

Picture this: you log on and suddenly your in-game family is trying to force you to change your last name to match your stepdad’s. But fear not, because on our server, you can stand your ground and keep your original last name without causing a rift in the family (at least in the virtual world).

Join us for a unique experience where you can navigate family dynamics, assert your identity, and maybe even convince your little brother to stop calling you by your stepdad’s last name. Who knew Minecraft could be so full of drama and family feuds?

So come on in and join the fun – just make sure to keep your in-game last name drama-free!

RatHeadMuncher Minecraft SMP

animal anatomy, Animal Behavior, carnivore, decomposition, food chain, forensic investigation, forensic science, head, Minecraft, Mystery, Nature, omnivore, predator, predator-prey relationship, rat, RatHeadMuncher, rodent, Scavenger, scavenger behavior, scavenging behavior, smp, wildlife, wildlife behavior

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	7529
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Divine Scrolls Written:	6
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Mines Excavated:	3589
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	48	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest server ever! Like, one time I saw a creeper riding a chicken while wearing a top hat, it was wild! And the best part is, there’s a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples just waiting to be looted.

But wait, there’s more! We have a pet zombie named Larry who loves to dance to disco music and a giant rainbow sheep that farts out glitter. And don’t even get me started on the epic PvP battles we have in the Nether, it’s like a war zone out there!

Plus, we have the most insane pranks that happen all the time, like one time someone replaced all the sheep with llamas wearing sunglasses. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary treasure chest filled with rare loot and cursed potatoes.

So come join us on this wacky Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the chaos. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

CraftyWordAbuse

abused word, buzzword, Cliche, colloquialism, common phrase, Communication, CraftyWordAbuse, jargon, Language, linguistics, Meaning, Misuse, overused, Popular, Repetition, rhetoric, semantics, Slang, trendy, vernacular, vocabulary

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	3185
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Secret Passages Found:	8
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	41	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4

“Join our Minecraft server and experience the most epic adventures that will make you say ‘OMG’ more times than you can count! This server is so lit, it’s like the word ‘lit’ was created just for us. We’ve got so many crazy events and challenges that will have you screaming ‘YEET’ at the top of your lungs. Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave. It’s like the word ‘leave’ doesn’t even exist in our dictionary. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!”

SparCraft Minecraft Server

ACCUSED, allegations, business ethics, chain, controversy, Dutch, european union, evade, Helping, international relations, investigation, iran, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Politics, sanctions, sanctions evasion, scandal, Server, spar, SparCraft, supermarket, Trade

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	5543
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Ores Mined:	1746
Potions Brewed:	140	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Magic Crystals Found:	24	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	13
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0

lol imagine a minecraft server where u can trade with a dutch supermarket chain to evade sanctions like wut even is that 😂 join our server for the most insane and shady deals u can make with spar like who knew they were into that kind of stuff lmao. build ur own black market empire and become the ultimate sanctions evader in the minecraft world. trust me, u won’t find this kind of craziness anywhere else, so join now before spar gets shut down for real 😜 #minecraftmadness #sanctionsevasionfun

NukeCraft: Ukrainian Edition

arms control, Conflict Resolution, Defense, disarmament, eastern europe, Edition, Geopolitics, international relations, Kyiv International Institute of Sociology, Military, national security, nuclear arsenal, nuclear weapons, nukecraft, Peacekeeping, Politics, public opinion, SECURITY, strategic deterrence, Support, survey, Ukraine, UKRAINIAN

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	6868
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	14
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Secret Passages Found:	7

lolz join our epic minecraft server where we have nuclear weapons for everyone to play with! unleash chaos and destruction on your enemies as you blow up their bases with nukes!

why settle for boring old swords and bows when you can have the power of a nuclear bomb at your fingertips? join now and be part of the madness as we create a post-apocalyptic world where anything goes!

plus, our community is full of ukrainians who are all about that nuclear life. come join us and be part of the two-thirds who support bringing back the nukes!

what are you waiting for? join now and let the nuclear fun begin!

TumorCraft: Shape Shifter’s Aggression

advanced diagnostics, aggression, biomedical engineering, cancer aggressiveness, cancer research, cell behavior, cellular analysis, diagnostic tool, Disease Progression, forecasting, healthcare innovation, lab-on-a-chip, medical technology, Microfluidic device, oncology, personalized treatment, Precision medicine, prognostic factors, Shape, shifters, tumor biology, Tumor Microenvironment, tumor shapes, TumorCraft

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	9089
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	17

Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft fanatics! Are you tired of boring old servers with no pizazz? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is like no other, it’s like a microfluidic device unveiling the secrets of tumor shapes, except instead of cancer, it’s all about Minecraft!

Join this server and you’ll uncover the mysteries of how different block shapes can affect your gameplay. Want to know why that square-shaped house keeps getting blown up by creepers? This server will reveal all!

Not only that, but this server will forecast your Minecraft aggressiveness. Are you a peaceful builder or a ruthless griefer? Find out on this server!

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll have the chance to participate in epic battles against giant block-shaped monsters. Defeat them and claim rare loot that will make all your friends jealous!

So what are you waiting for? Join this server now and experience the wildest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it!

What is the IP for Seanie Dew Minecraft Server?

Dew, Minecraft, Seanie, Server

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	4235
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Dimension Hops:	7
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Crops Grown:	6916
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7

Seanie Dew is a talented musician and songwriter known for her soulful vocals and emotive storytelling. With a unique sound that blends elements of folk, pop, and indie music, Seanie has captured the hearts of audiences around the world. Her honest lyrics and captivating melodies have earned her a loyal fan base and critical acclaim in the music industry. With a passion for connecting with her listeners through her music, Seanie Dew continues to inspire and evoke emotion in all who hear her songs.

Players:	99/400	Votes:	9494
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	83	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Farms Harvested:	440	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Runes Activated:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6