| Players: | 102/400 | Votes: | 8529 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Votes: | 1553 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 3 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 1 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 3 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 11 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 1 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 7 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 6 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 14 |
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| Players: | 106/1000 | Votes: | 7391 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 5 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 1 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 52 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 22 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 5 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 84 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 7 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 5 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 20 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 11 |
| Players: | 108/400 | Votes: | 1336 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 2 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 2 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 4 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 13 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 24 | Secret Passages Found: | 7 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 | Falling into the Void: | 2 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 3 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 5 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 | Battle Standards Raised: | 9 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 18 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 1 |
| Players: | 91/100 | Votes: | 2863 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Invisible Walls Found: | 3 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 16 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 7 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 6 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 3 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 9 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 3 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 5 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 3 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 2 | Chimeras Created: | 1 |
| Votes: | 2703 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 3 |
But that’s not all this server has to offer. We have a secret underground city filled with talking chickens who give out quests for diamonds. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary diamond sword that can turn your enemies into fluffy bunnies.
So come join us on this wacky, wild, and downright weird Minecraft server. Who knows what crazy adventures await you? Just be prepared to laugh, cry, and maybe even question your sanity. But hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?
| Players: | 102/200 | Votes: | 2993 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 6 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 14 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 13 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 4 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 2 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 3 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 7 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 9 | Enchantments Applied: | 228 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 2 | Evil Twin Fights: | 3 |
| Players: | 109/600 | Votes: | 5600 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 7 | Magic Crystals Found: | 15 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 3 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 6 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 3 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 4 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 4 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 3 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 65 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
| Players: | 101/300 | Votes: | 9258 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 | Runes Activated: | 5 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 4 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 5 | New Chunks Explored: | 968281 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 |
| Farms Harvested: | 175 | Animals Bred: | 54 |
| Towns Built: | 7 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 8 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 2 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 9 |
| Version | 1.21.4 |
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| Discord | https://discord.gg/qMjyJaQRhm |
Tea Time SMP is a Minecraft server filled with game enhancing plugins and events for players to enjoy. The server is opening for the first time on 1/04/25, welcoming all kinds of players to join in the fun.
Server Specialty:
To join the server, you can apply now on our Discord server at the provided link.
We welcome all kinds of players, including redstoners, builders, farmers, and more.
Donations are not required, but those who choose to support the server can receive roleplay bonuses in-game.
Yes, we are LGBTQ+ friendly and welcome players aged 17 and above.
We offer a variety of custom races to choose from, a shopping district, engaging events, an intriguing storyline, and custom character creation.
We have proximity voice chat available, but players are not required to talk if they prefer not to.
You can find the server rules on our Discord server for reference.
| Players: | 107/700 | Votes: | 1268 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 3 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 12 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 | Star Shards Collected: | 203 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 414 | Magic Items Found: | 5977 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 5 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 4 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 4 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 9 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 3 | Dimension Hops: | 11 |
| Players: | 96/800 | Votes: | 2778 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 17 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 40 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 6 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 1 | Star Shards Collected: | 114 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 33 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 44 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 5 |
| Mines Excavated: | 3693 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 9 |
Once you join, you’ll be welcomed with open arms and maybe even a silly nickname or two. Who wouldn’t want to be part of a community where everyone is encouraged to be their wackiest selves? So come on over and join the fun – just make sure to pack some extra virtual pads in case things get a little messy! Remember, in this world, anything can happen, so buckle up and get ready for a rollercoaster of laughs and good times.
| Players: | 109/100 | Votes: | 7118 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 33 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 11 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 9 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 19 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 3 | Towns Built: | 7 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 10 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 2 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 4 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 10 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 17 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 |
| Players: | 92/800 | Votes: | 3756 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 4 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 4 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 4 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 15 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 19 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 98 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 3 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 2 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 1 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 34 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 20 |
Oh and did I mention we have a secret society of chickens who are plotting to take over the server? Yeah, they wear tiny little top hats and monocles, it’s hilarious. Plus, we have a roller coaster made entirely out of slime blocks that will make you puke rainbows, it’s wild.
But the best part is our annual llama race where we all ride llamas dressed as pirates and race through obstacle courses, it’s a total blast. So if you wanna join in on the madness, come on over and let’s have a wacky time together!
| Players: | 110/200 | Votes: | 8692 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Magic Crystals Found: | 6 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 13 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 4 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 1 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 6 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 10 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 4 | Zombie Dances: | 1 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 1 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 233 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 49 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 8 |
Join us if you shower in the morning because our server is so hot, you’ll need to cool off with a refreshing waterfall plunge every time you log on. Plus, our pixelated pigs are known for their impeccable hygiene and love to join you in the shower for a sing-along!
But if you’re a night-time showerer, fear not! Our server is so full of surprises and mysteries that you’ll be up all night exploring and uncovering hidden treasures. And rumor has it, if you shower at midnight while playing on our server, you’ll be transported to a secret realm where creepers wear top hats and zombies dance the cha-cha.
So whether you’re a morning showerer or a night owl, our server is the place to be for non-stop laughs, adventure, and maybe even a little soap in the eyes (ouch!). Join us today and experience Minecraft like never before!
| Players: | 97/300 | Votes: | 4896 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Dragons Tamed: | 6 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 2 |
| Potions Brewed: | 75 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 5 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 2 | Falling into the Void: | 0 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 2 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 1 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 |
| Alien Abductions: | 2 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 5 |
u won’t believe the shenanigans that go down on this server. we got pigs flying, creepers doing the macarena, and villagers breakdancing in the streets. it’s a total party all the time!
plus, we got the best mods in town. like, seriously, these mods will blow ur mind. we got a mod that turns all the chickens into mini superheroes, and another mod that makes all the trees grow rainbow leaves. it’s like a psychedelic dream come true!
and don’t even get me started on the secret underground base we found. rumor has it, there’s a portal to a parallel universe down there. who knows what kind of crazy adventures await us on the other side?
so, if u wanna join a minecraft server that’s off the charts bonkers, then u gotta come hang with us. trust me, u won’t regret it. just watch out for the dancing skeletons – they’ve got some killer moves!
| Players: | 110/600 | Votes: | 7604 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Gods Slained: | 2 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 347 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 11 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 7 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 5 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 6 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 8 | Blood Moons Survived: | 3 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 3 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 3 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 2 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 19 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 8 | Potions Brewed: | 177 |
| Players: | 99/500 | Votes: | 3713 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 1 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 9 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 | Mines Excavated: | 2094 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 8 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 |
| Zombie Dances: | 4 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 7 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 18 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 9 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 3 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 |
once upon a time, there was a minecraft server where the pigs could talk, the creepers could dance, and the diamonds were endless. u could build ur own castle made entirely of cake, ride on a unicorn through fields of rainbows, and battle evil zombies with nothing but a rubber ducky. sounds crazy, right? well, that’s just a typical day on our server.
but wait, there’s more! not only do we have all the usual minecraft stuff like survival, creative, and minigames, but we also have a secret underground lab where u can conduct experiments on mutant chickens, create potions that turn u into a flying pig, and even discover the cure for zombie-ism. who needs real science when u have minecraft science, are we right?
so what are u waiting for? join us on the most insane, hilarious, and downright wacky minecraft server out there. public health may be at risk, but who cares when u can ride a llama into battle against an army of evil bunnies? come join us now and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 104/200 | Votes: | 3611 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 15 | Animals Bred: | 51 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 21 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 1 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 3 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 17 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 0 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 5740 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 3 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 6 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 4 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 3 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 |
| IP | 135.148.137.95:25612 |
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| VERSION | 1.21.4 |
| DISCORD | https://discord.gg/HPDzDfRASZ |
| Question | Answer |
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| Can I use hacks on the server? | No, hacks are not allowed according to the server rules. |
| Is spamming allowed? | No, spamming is not allowed on the server. |
| What happens if I duplicate items? | Duping items is against the rules and may result in consequences. |
| Is the world size limited? | Yes, the overworld, nether, and end are limited to 1000×1000 with a border at 500. |
| Are resources renewable in the world? | No, unrenewable resources lost are lost forever in the server world. |
