| Players: | 102/400 | Votes: | 1702 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 8 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 5 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 27 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 29 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 3 | Void Gems Collected: | 25 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 10 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 5 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 1 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 16 |
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| Players: | 100/600 | Votes: | 2118 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 0 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 9 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 17 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 1 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 3 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 6 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 | Enchantments Applied: | 189 |
| Chimeras Created: | 4 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 9 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 3 |
| Players: | 107/800 | Votes: | 6315 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Votes: | 6175 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 10 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 11 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 2 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 18 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 230 | Gods Slained: | 0 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 18 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 11 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 1 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 |
Experience the thrill of uncovering shocking secrets and identity crises just like Anna did when she found out she’s not actually mixed race! Will you also discover a hidden truth about yourself in our server? Who knows, maybe you’re secretly a unicorn in disguise!
Join now and witness the chaos as players try to claim they’re part Iranian or identify as a different race just to fit in. Embrace the madness as you navigate through a world where anything is possible, even if it means calling out your friends for their ridiculous behavior.
Don’t miss out on the opportunity to be part of a community where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the craziness. Join our server today and let the laughter and insanity begin!
| Players: | 105/500 | Votes: | 7185 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 9473 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 12 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 22 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 6 | Endless Night Skies: | 1 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 3 | Divine Spears Created: | 11 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 2 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 12 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 3 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 4 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 143 |
Imagine a world where your boyfriend not only remembers your birthday, but throws you a virtual party complete with pixelated cake and fireworks! No more feeling unappreciated or taken advantage of – on our server, you’ll be treated like royalty (or at least like a Minecraft queen) every day!
Don’t worry about love languages or one-sided relationships here – our community is all about spreading love and positivity through virtual hugs and words of affirmation. Plus, we have a strict “no excuses” policy when it comes to showing appreciation for your fellow players.
So come join us on our server and leave behind the drama of real life relationships. Who needs a boyfriend who can’t remember your birthday when you have a whole virtual world of friends who will never forget to celebrate you? Let’s make your birthday (and every day) special together!
| Players: | 90/700 | Votes: | 6603 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Ores Mined: | 6298 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 45 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 3 | Treasure Maps Found: | 2 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 6 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 3 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 5 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 7 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 4 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 18 | Battle Standards Raised: | 10 |
| Players: | 94/200 | Votes: | 273 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 6 | Meteorites Collected: | 4 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 1 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 |
| Crops Grown: | 1484 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 5 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 7 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 6 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 3 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 5 |
| Feature | Description |
|---|---|
| Server Name | HexArchon |
| Type | Custom MMO-Inspired SMP |
| Gameplay Features | Custom Mobs, Items, Enchants, Boss Fights, Abilities, Quests, Worlds, Skylands, Dungeons |
| Server Trailer | Watch Trailer |
| Discord Server | Join Discord |
| Wiki | Visit Wiki |
To join the HexArchon server, use the IP play.hexarchon.net. The server also supports Bedrock, with the same IP and port 19132. On consoles, add “HexArchonServer” as a friend to join. More details here.
HexArchon features custom mobs with unique skills, custom items with different weapon types and abilities, over 240 custom enchantments, dungeons to explore, quests to complete, abilities to unlock and upgrade, and various quality-of-life improvements such as auto farms, player shops, pets, and more.
The server runs on dedicated hardware with an AMD Ryzen 9 7950X CPU, 64GB RAM, and 2TB NVME SSD storage. It is hosted on the US East Coast to ensure strict, zero-lag gameplay.
| Players: | 96/1000 | Votes: | 3196 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Orbs of Power Found: | 6 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 2 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 24 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 39 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 254 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 5 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 5 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 3 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 18 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 8 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 9 |
Not to mention, our community is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler. We’ve got events that will make your head spin faster than a Beyblade on steroids. And our mods? They’re more powerful than a toddler on a sugar rush.
So come on down and join us on this wild ride of epic proportions. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will. Who knows? Life is a mystery, just like why we can’t resist eating that extra slice of cake.
| Players: | 105/600 | Votes: | 3027 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| New Chunks Explored: | 122121 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 | Void Armor Forged: | 19 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 3 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 11 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 16 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 84 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 23 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 5 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 |
Join us and experience the thrill of exploring vast landscapes, battling fierce mobs, and crafting epic creations. But that’s not all – on our server, you’ll never have to worry about unflushed toilets or messy roommates. Our virtual world is clean, organized, and free of any underwear on the floor!
So why should you join our server? Well, for starters, we have a strict “flush after peeing” policy that ensures a fresh and pleasant gaming experience for all. Plus, our community is filled with friendly players who actually know how to use a dishwasher. And if that’s not enough, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghost who haunts players that leave food wrappers lying around. Spooky, right?
So come on over and join us for a wild ride through the world of Minecraft – where the only drama you’ll encounter is whether to build a house out of diamonds or emeralds. See you in the game!
| Players: | 97/500 | Votes: | 616 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 5 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 7 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 2 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 2 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 8 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 4 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 8 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 2 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 22 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 45 |
| Mines Excavated: | 3949 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 5 |
Looking for a place to chill after a rough day? Our server is the perfect getaway, where you can build your dream world and forget about all the craziness happening in the real world. Plus, we have virtual cookies that never run out, so you’ll never go hungry!
Need a break from family drama? Look no further! Our server is a drama-free zone where you can mine, craft, and explore to your heart’s content. No more bombshells or awkward conversations here – just pure, unadulterated fun!
Join us now and leave all your worries behind. Who needs real life when you can have a blast in our Minecraft server? Let’s build, laugh, and create unforgettable memories together. See you in the virtual world!
| Players: | 103/100 | Votes: | 8926 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 9 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 5 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 2 | Zombie Dances: | 6 |
| Animals Bred: | 29 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 6 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 9 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 20 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 6 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 4 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 3 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 |
build your own tesla factory and try to avoid the crazy canadian tariffs. maybe you can negotiate with justin trudeau himself, who knows.
watch out for moose roaming around the server, they might try to steal your diamonds. or maybe they just want to take a ride in your tesla, who knows.
join now for a wild ride filled with tariffs, teslas, and moose. it’s gonna be a blast, eh!
| Players: | 99/300 | Votes: | 4965 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 43 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 5 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 | Mines Excavated: | 3355 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 7 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 6 | Undead Armies Raised: | 4 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 |
like, if you join this server, you’ll be part of this totally rad trade deal with canada. you’ll be trading diamonds for maple syrup and beaver pelts. it’s gonna be lit, bro.
plus, there’s this rumor that if you join the server, you’ll get superpowers. like, you’ll be able to fly like a chicken or shoot fireballs from your eyes. it’s gonna be insane, man.
so, like, what are you waiting for? join this server now and become a part of the most epic trade deal in minecraft history. ecuador president approved, bro.
| Players: | 105/700 | Votes: | 7114 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Enchantments Applied: | 212 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 5 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 20 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 8 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 6 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 19 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 5 | Rainbows Spotted: | 2 |
| Mines Excavated: | 4745 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 2 |
| Falling into the Void: | 2 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 7 |
if you join this server, you’ll, like, unlock superpowers and be able to, like, fly around and shoot fireballs from your hands. it’s, like, totally epic, dude.
oh, and get this, there’s, like, a secret underground lair where you can, like, battle dragons and rescue princesses. it’s, like, straight out of a fairy tale, man.
so, like, come join us on this server and, like, experience the most insane adventures of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it, bro.
| Players: | 93/300 | Votes: | 4074 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Magic Crystals Found: | 14 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 15 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 5 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 15 | Enchantments Applied: | 264 |
| Villages Defended: | 17 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 3 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 17 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 8 |
| Server Info | Hardcore Vanilla Survival, Java 1.21. |
|---|---|
| Reset | Vote for resets on Discord. |
| Gameplay Features | No random teleport, bed TP, or land claim. |
play.hotdogwater.dog| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| Can I use mods on the server? | Only approved mods are allowed, no cheating or hacking mods. |
| How often are resets voted on? | Resets are typically voted on every few months, depending on player feedback. |
| Is griefing allowed? | Yes, griefing is allowed as part of the server rules. |
| Are there any restrictions on building? | There are no land claims, but players are free to build wherever they like. |
| Players: | 107/300 | Votes: | 2653 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 0 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 409110 | Undead Armies Raised: | 4 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 5 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 4 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 2 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 5 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 50 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 14 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 7 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 6 |
But wait, there’s more! This server is like the holy grail of Minecraft servers because Queen Poki herself graces us with her presence. She’s like the goddess of gaming, blessing us with her epic skills and dank memes.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that on this server, diamonds rain from the sky and creepers explode into confetti. It’s like a never-ending party where the only rule is to have fun and let your imagination run wild.
So what are you waiting for? Join this server now and become a part of the craziest, most epic gaming community in the universe. Queen Poki thread? Queen Poki thread.
| Players: | 105/200 | Votes: | 3214 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 2 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 10 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 | Wilderness Tamed: | 6 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 28 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 2 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 15 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 2 |
Join us for a wild ride as we explore the world of Minecraft in a whole new way. Who says you can’t still have fun and get frisky in your golden years? Our server is full of surprises and excitement around every corner.
From building giant retirement homes to battling it out in epic PvP battles with your fellow seniors, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And don’t worry, we have plenty of Viagra potions to keep you going all night long.
So come on down and join us for a truly unique Minecraft experience. Who knows, you might just find love (or at least a good time) in the most unexpected of places.
| Players: | 94/800 | Votes: | 3949 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 | New Chunks Explored: | 451798 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Animals Bred: | 92 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 6 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 24 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 3 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 8 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 5 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 6 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 3 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 7 |
