| Players: | 91/200 | Votes: | 9659 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 8 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 7 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 23 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 16 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 1 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 5 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 | Invisible Walls Found: | 4 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 5 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 7 |
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| Players: | 107/500 | Votes: | 8111 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| New Chunks Explored: | 969432 | Battle Standards Raised: | 14 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 | Mines Excavated: | 1318 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 19 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 5 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 34 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 2 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 4 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 20 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 4 | Falling into the Void: | 2 |
Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds, right? But suddenly, a herd of rainbow-colored sheep start dancing around you, dropping golden apples and chanting “Hail the almighty potato!”
And that’s just the beginning, dude! The mobs are all dressed in fancy tuxedos and tophats, and they challenge you to a dance-off instead of attacking you. It’s like a rave party in the Nether, bro!
Plus, the admins are actual wizards who can turn your wooden sword into a lightsaber or your dirt house into a freaking castle. It’s like living in a fever dream, but in the best way possible!
So, what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown in the most epic and hilarious way possible! Trust me, you won’t regret it… or maybe you will, but in a good way!
| Players: | 97/700 | Votes: | 6527 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 4 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 8 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 5 | Dragons Tamed: | 5 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 29 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 6 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 4 | Love Letters Sent: | 1 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 4 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 4 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 5 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 |
We have a special feature where you can block annoying players, just like you blocked your mom. And if anyone tries to guilt trip you into forgiving them, we’ll ban them faster than you can say “I’m not talking to my mom, okay?!”
Join our server and let your creativity run wild, just like your mom’s insults. Build a world where you’re the hero and your mom is just a pixelated memory. Trust us, you’ll have so much fun, you’ll forget all about family drama.
| Players: | 99/100 | Votes: | 2259 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Magical Moments Shared: | 29 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 8 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 6 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 20 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 5 | Towns Built: | 3 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 5 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 9 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 1 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 7800 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 8 | Evil Twin Fights: | 5 |
| Players: | 99/200 | Votes: | 816 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 5 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 16 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 4 | Royal Courts Attended: | 4 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 4 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 2 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 19 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 | Dimension Hops: | 7 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 4 | Invisible Walls Found: | 2 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 1 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 |
| Players: | 107/900 | Votes: | 620 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 3 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 4 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 1 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 6050 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 2 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 6 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 5 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 10 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 10 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 3 |
| Players: | 94/700 | Votes: | 6910 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 2 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 3 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 8 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 5 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 0 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 2 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 1 | Secret Passages Found: | 5 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 1 | Farms Harvested: | 334 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 5 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 4 |
Looking for a place to escape from family drama? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to unwind and let loose without worrying about accidentally listening to a voice message meant for someone else.
Embark on quests, build epic structures, and make new friends who won’t complain about your fiancée’s teasing greetings. Plus, our server is a judgment-free zone where you can post baby shower gift pictures whenever you want without fear of meltdowns.
So come join us on our server and leave the real-world drama behind. We promise you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 93/900 | Votes: | 4370 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 6 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 3 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 16 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 5 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 189 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 12 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 8 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 7 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 3 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 4 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 39 |
When you join this server, your name becomes a spell that can summon a herd of dancing llamas or rain down diamond blocks from the sky. It’s like Hogwarts meets Minecraft, but with more explosions and memes.
And get this, every time you say someone’s name on the server, a random mob will spawn and do a little dance for you. It’s like a twisted game of Simon Says, but with creepers and skeletons.
So what are you waiting for? Join this server now and unleash the chaos! Who knows, maybe your name spell will summon a giant flying pig that shoots lasers out of its eyes. The possibilities are endless, just like my mom’s meatloaf recipe.
| Players: | 91/300 | Votes: | 3153 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Void Armor Forged: | 16 | Blood Moons Survived: | 3 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 8 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 12 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 2 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 9 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 22 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 1 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 5 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 10 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 3 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 11 |
Join our server and witness the epic saga of Sir Fluffykins, the heroic Minecraft cat who single-handedly defeated a horde of creepers with nothing but a fish and a can-do attitude. Or maybe you’ll stumble upon the legendary Piggy McPorkchop, the swine who can outsmart any player in a game of hide-and-seek.
So come on over and experience the magic of our Minecraft server, where pets are more than just companions – they’re your partners in crime, your confidants, and your ticket to a world of endless laughter and adventure. Who knows, maybe your pet will finally reveal their master plan to take over the server and become the ultimate ruler of the pixelated realm!
| Players: | 93/400 | Votes: | 3750 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 2 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 16 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 31 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 2 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 4 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 9 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 45 | Herobrine Sightings: | 2 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 12 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 5 |
| Players: | 98/800 | Votes: | 1465 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 6 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 |
| Falling into the Void: | 2 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 | Meteorites Collected: | 4 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 16 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 8 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 9 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 5 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 3 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 9 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 2 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 4 |
| Description |
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| Are you looking for a laid-back whitelisted Bedrock SMP server with a friendly community? Look no further, we have a dedicated player base and a relatively active Discord. If you’re looking for a chill server then join today! Visit our website to apply. |
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| How do I apply to join the server? | You can visit our website and fill out the application form. |
| Is the server whitelisted? | Yes, the server is whitelisted to maintain a friendly and safe community. |
| How active is the Discord server? | We have a relatively active Discord server where players can chat and coordinate in-game activities. |
| What version of Minecraft does the server run on? | The server runs on the Bedrock edition of Minecraft. |
| Players: | 96/500 | Votes: | 5002 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 10 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 1 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 4 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 4 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 5 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 2 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 |
| Crops Grown: | 9472 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 10 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 4 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 | Vanishing Items Found: | 6 |
| Players: | 99/300 | Votes: | 4936 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 3 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 4 | Evil Twin Fights: | 3 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 6 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 0 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 11 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 1 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 15 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 3 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 3 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 |
Imagine a world where every block you place is like seasoning a dish to perfection. Our community of players will savor every build you create, just like they savor your delicious meals.
No more family members disrespecting your cooking skills by adding cayenne pepper without even tasting the dish first. On our server, your creations will be treated with the respect they deserve.
So come join us and experience a world where your culinary talents are truly valued. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual chef friend who will praise your building skills just like your real chef friend praised your cooking chops!
| Players: | 108/700 | Votes: | 6022 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 8 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 10 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 1 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 6 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 5 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 7 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 20 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 15 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 5 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 1 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 3 |
| Players: | 102/600 | Votes: | 5953 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Star Shards Collected: | 286 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 7 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 4 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 8 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 | Animals Bred: | 116 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 21 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 2 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 8 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 7 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 6 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 70 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 7 |
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant creepers with laser eyes, riding on flying pigs that poop diamonds, and building a castle made entirely of rainbow-colored obsidian.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Jukebox Jamboree, where all the songs in your head come to life and throw the wildest dance parties you’ve ever seen. So, what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the music take over your Minecraft world!
| Players: | 106/900 | Votes: | 6528 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 11 | Underground Cities Explored: | 1 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 9 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 3 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 9 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 19 |
| Dimension Hops: | 3 | Royal Courts Attended: | 4 |
| Emeralds Found: | 1049 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 3 |
