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Bag – Blue Archive General Minecraft SMP #7039

4koma, Archive, BAG, Balancing Schale’s Books, Binah, Blue, blue archive, Chise, christmas livestream, general, Grand Assault, guides, Haruna, Izuna, Limit Break Assault, Manga, Mari, Mimori, Minecraft, patch notes, PVs, Resources, shorts, Side Content, smp, The Fury of Set, Yuuka

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	1286
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Falling into the Void:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP! Join now for a chance to battle against the legendary Binah with heavy armor or face the fury of Set with light armor! And if that’s not enough, we have special armor for even more intense battles!

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the opportunity to participate in events like Balancing Schale’s Books with the General Student Council. Who knew Minecraft could be so educational?

And don’t miss out on our limited-time banners featuring Izuna, Chise, and Mimori in swimsuits. Because nothing says epic battles like fighting in style!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the craziest, most action-packed adventures you’ve ever seen!

DrunkCraft: GF Rage!

AITAH, anniversary, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Communication, Disappointment, Drinking, Drunk, DrunkCraft, emotions, feelings, Fun, Insecurity, Jealousy, mad, RAGE, relationship, self worth, Trust, trust issues, unwind

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	7904
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	66	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Titanic Battles Fought:	17
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing you’ll be getting blackout drunk on is the fun! Join us for a wild adventure filled with grammatically incorrect messages and questionable decisions.

Are you tired of your boyfriend refusing to drink with you, only to get wasted with your mutual friend S? Well, fear not, because on our server, everyone drinks together and has a blast! No more feeling left out on New Year’s Eve, because here, every day is a celebration.

Don’t worry about cheating, just worry about having a good time and unwinding with your virtual pals. So come on over and join us for a party like no other, where the only thing you’ll be blackout drunk on is the sheer excitement of our Minecraft world!

SleepCraft: Noob in a Creeper’s Den

back pain, back sleeping, best sleep position, CREEPERS, Den, neck pain, noob, proper sleep position, side sleeping, sleep discomfort, sleep disorders, sleep disturbances, sleep health, sleep position, sleep positions to avoid, sleep posture, sleep problems, sleep quality, sleep tips, Sleepcraft, sleeping position, stomach sleeping, uncomfortable sleep, worst position

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	3536
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Potions Brewed:	181	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	43	Zombie Dances:	0
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	7005
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Towns Built:	5

Are you tired of sleeping in the same old boring positions? Well, on our Minecraft server, we guarantee you’ll never have a dull night’s sleep again! Join us and experience the thrill of sleeping upside down like a bat, or maybe even sideways like a ninja! Who needs a comfy bed when you can sleep on a pile of creepers? Join now and discover the worst (but most hilarious) positions to sleep in!

MagdeburgCraft Minecraft Server

anti-immigrant, anti-migration, CONSERVATIVE, demonstration, Europe, extremism, far right, far-right movement, far-right protest, germany, immigration, Magdeburg, MagdeburgCraft, Minecraft, nationalism, Politics, protest, Rally, Refugees, right wing, right-wing extremism, Server, Xenophobia

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	1175
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	22	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	36	Divine Scrolls Written:	23
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Towns Built:	9	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Living Statues Befriended:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we build walls higher than the ones in germany!! we have a whole city dedicated to keeping out those pesky mobs, just like the far-right in magdeburg!! join us and show off your anti-migration skills by protecting our city from all the creepers and zombies trying to sneak in!! plus, rumor has it that if you build the biggest wall, you’ll unlock secret powers that let you banish all mobs with just a flick of your pickaxe!! so come on over and join the fun, because on this server, we don’t just build walls, we build LEGENDS.

YouthCraft: Putin’s Warzone

aggression, Conflict, Defense, eastern europe, Expansion, Geopolitics, international relations, Military, military training, nato, political tensions, Program, putin, Putins, russia, SECURITY, strategy, Ukraine, War, warzone, West, youth militarization, YouthCraft

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	3665
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Emeralds Found:	9200
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Mythical Swords Crafted:	37
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	253
Magic Items Found:	5755	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	32

come join our epic minecraft server where we are training the next generation of soldiers to fight alongside putin in a potential war with ukraine and the west! who needs school when you can learn how to shoot a gun and build a fortress in minecraft? plus, we have epic battles where you can show off your skills and prove you’re ready to join putin’s army. join now before it’s too late and become a true warrior in the fight for mother russia!

Rent Paying Femme 1.20.6

1.20.6, 19, baddazzkitty, bills, DESPERATE, female, femme, financial assistance, financial struggle, financial support, help needed, kik, kik username, money trouble, needs to pay rent, Paying, Rent, rent help, rent payment, seeking help, snapchat, snapchatsweeterlickss, willing to do anything, young adult

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	1904
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Dragon Eggs Found:	5911
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	16
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Divine Spears Created:	13	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3

Yo, bros and broettes, have I got a server for you! It’s like a virtual playground where you can build epic castles, mine for diamonds, and fight off creepers like a boss. But wait, there’s more!

Join this server and help a 19-year-old girl pay her rent. Yeah, you heard me right. By playing Minecraft, you can actually make a real-life difference in someone’s life. How crazy is that?

So come on, grab your pickaxe and let’s do this! Who knew that gaming could be so wholesome and rewarding? Plus, you might just make a new friend along the way. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make some magic happen!

Fraudulent Minecraft SMP Mastermind

#youtube, controversy, criminal, debate, Deception, dishonesty, doubt, Ethics, fraud, fraudulent, gray area, illegal, investigation, law, Legality, mastermind, Minecraft, question.., scam, skepticism, smp, suspicious, Unethical, Video

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	8232
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Dragons Tamed:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Star Shards Collected:	181	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Endless Night Skies:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us if you want to be part of a server where the sheep are actually undercover agents spying on the players. That’s right, watch your back because that innocent-looking sheep might be reporting your every move to the server admins!

But wait, there’s more! Our SMP is also home to a secret underground society of villagers who are plotting to overthrow the players and take control of the server. Will you join forces with them or will you fight against their tyranny?

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you find a server where the pigs are actually master chefs cooking up gourmet meals for the players? Don’t miss out on all the craziness, join us now and see for yourself!

GiggleCraft: No Kicks for Loud Laughs

acceptance, advocacy, autism, children, compassion, discrimination, Empathy, family, GiggleCraft, Giggling, inclusion, kicks, laughs, loud, Moana, movie theater, neurodiversity, non verbal, parenting, parenting challenges, sensory issues, special needs, stigma, Understanding

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	8147
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Magic Items Found:	8930	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	443
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	19
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can laugh and giggle all you want without judgment? Look no further! Join our server for a Moana-themed adventure like no other!

Imagine a world where Hey-Hey the chicken gets all the screen time he deserves, and you can giggle to your heart’s content without anyone giving you dirty looks. Our server is a safe space for all, even if you’re non-verbal and just want to enjoy the funny parts of your favorite movie.

Don’t let the haters bring you down, join our server and let your laughter ring out loud and proud! Who needs a movie theater when you can have the ultimate Moana experience in Minecraft? Come on in and let the giggles flow!

CraftyKidz

“Youth, advice, aging, CraftyKidz, hindsight, life choices, life lessons, looking back, missed opportunities, Nostalgia, past mistakes, personal growth, regrets, Reminiscing, second chances, self improvement, self reflection, time travel, wisdom, wish fulfillment, Wishful thinking

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	4696
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	32	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	14	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3

Do you wish you built a roller coaster in your backyard when you were younger? Well, now you can fulfill that childhood dream on our Minecraft server! Join us and create the most epic roller coaster the virtual world has ever seen. Who needs a boring old backyard when you can have a roller coaster that goes through lava pits and over giant mountains? Let your inner child run wild and join us today!

Assad’s Torture Minecraft Server

Abuse, Assad, Assads, Conflict, Dictatorship, HUMAN RIGHTS, Memories, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Oppression, palestinians, political prisoners, Refugees, ruined homes, Server, Suffering, Syria, testimonies, torture, Trauma, violence, War

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	6580
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Endless Night Skies:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Chimeras Created:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Magic Items Found:	1705	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4

Yo, come join this cray cray Minecraft server where the buildings are all messed up like those ruined homes in Palestine. But don’t worry, we ain’t talkin’ bout no sad stuff like Assad’s torture, we talkin’ bout epic adventures and wild shenanigans!

Join us if you wanna see some crazy builds that look like they’ve been through a war (but in a fun way, not a sad way). Explore the land and uncover hidden secrets that will blow your mind!

Forget about boring old servers, come hang with us and experience the thrill of surviving in a world that’s been turned upside down. Who needs normal when you can have insane?! Let’s get weird together, fam!

CraftyTrudeauDownfall

Canadian government, Canadian politics, CraftyTrudeauDownfall, Crisis, Defeat, Downfall, election, Government, key ally, leadership, Liberal party, lose power, opposition, political alliance, political turmoil, political upheaval, power struggle, prime minister, Topple, trudeau, Vote of No Confidence

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	8734
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Endless Legions Commanded:	38	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	93
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Zombie Dances:	2	Meteorites Collected:	1
Astral Projections Made:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5

so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. like, trudeau is losing power and stuff, but, like, you can totally gain power on this server, bro. like, our key ally is, like, a total boss and is gonna help you topple all the other players. it’s gonna be, like, a total showdown, dude. join now and become the ruler of this crazy minecraft world. trust me, it’s gonna be epic.

Mystic Isles of Elysium 1.20.4

1.20.4, 92023556, ANONYMOUS, anonymous rip, anonymous tribute, Condolences, death, Elysium, Grief, GRIEVING, Isles, Loss, Memory, mourning, mourning loss, mystic, No. 92023556, Remembrance, RIP, sad, sorrow, Sympathy, Tribute

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	6266
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	27	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Towns Built:	7	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48
Runes Activated:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	2450	Zombie Dances:	6
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5

Yo, bros and broettes! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, do I have the server for you! Imagine a world where you can ride giant chickens and battle evil llamas with laser eyes. Yeah, you heard me right. This server is like a psychedelic trip through a rainbow-filled wonderland. And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this – every player gets their own pet dragon that farts rainbows! So come join us and experience the madness for yourself. But be warned, once you enter, you may never want to leave. Peace out, my fellow Minecraft maniacs!

Help Me Minecraft SMP

becoming the man, goal-setting, lifestyle change, Minecraft, Need Help, personal growth, self actualization, SELF AWARENESS, self development, self esteem, self improvement, Self Motivation, self-confidence, self-discipline, self-empowerment, self-image, self-image enhancement, self-improvement journey, self-improvement tips, self-transformation, smp, transformation

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	1654
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Animals Bred:	100	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Magic Items Found:	7150
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Dragon Scales Harvested:	159
Dragons Tamed:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25

Are you tired of being a noob in Minecraft? Do you dream of becoming the ultimate Chad of the server, flexing your diamond armor and enchanted weapons on all the peasants? Well, look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

Join us and you’ll be transformed into the man in the pic in every way possible. You’ll have the strength of a thousand creepers, the agility of an ocelot, and the charm of a baby pig. Rumor has it that the man in the pic once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a carrot. Are you up for the challenge?

But that’s not all! Our SMP is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of players to challenge to epic build battles. If you can impress him with your building skills, he may just grant you access to his secret stash of rare blocks and treasures.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become the ultimate man in the pic. Just remember, with great power comes great responsibility…and a whole lot of laughs!

MomDeservedItLOL

Boundaries, christmas party, college break, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, emotional response, family, household responsibilities, lack of privacy, living arrangements, messy room, MomDeservedItLOL, Mother, parental expectations, personal belongings, personal space, raised surface, relationship dynamics, Self-expression, tea spill

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	3343
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	97
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Evil Twin Fights:	5

Are you tired of your mom invading your Minecraft room and messing up your stuff? Join our server and escape to a world where your mom can’t ruin your tea-stained papers and yarn! Build your own room without any interference and enjoy the ultimate privacy.

We understand the struggle of living with a mom who just can’t keep her hands off your things. That’s why our server is the perfect place for you to express yourself without any judgment or tea spillage. Let your creativity run wild and show your mom who’s boss in the virtual world!

Don’t be an asshole in real life, join our server and let out all your frustrations in a fun and safe environment. Who knew Minecraft could be the perfect therapy for dealing with overbearing moms? Join now and start building your dream room without any interference!

StrangerDanger in Minecraft SMP

bizarre conversation, bizarre encounter, bizarre story, Minecraft, odd conversation, odd meeting, odd story, odd stranger, peculiar experience, peculiar stranger, random encounter, random story, smp, strange conversation, strange encounter, strange story, stranger, StrangerDanger, unexpected meeting, unusual interaction, unusual stranger, weird encounter, weird story

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	8239
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Towns Built:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	2
New Chunks Explored:	946545	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4

OMG guys, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like a wild rollercoaster of craziness and shenanigans! Like one time, I was just mining for diamonds and a random player dressed as a giant chicken came up to me and started dancing the Macarena! And then out of nowhere, a herd of llamas wearing top hats and monocles appeared and started throwing emeralds at us! It was so random and hilarious, I couldn’t stop laughing!

But wait, there’s more! Another time, I was building a castle and a player dressed as a unicorn rode in on a rainbow and started giving out enchanted golden apples to everyone! And then a group of pandas riding on flying pigs swooped in and started a dance party with disco lights and techno music! It was like a rave in the middle of a medieval kingdom, I couldn’t believe my eyes!

So if you want to experience the most insane and wacky adventures in Minecraft, you gotta join this SMP! Who knows what kind of crazy encounters you’ll have with strangers, but one thing’s for sure, you’ll never be bored! Join now and let the madness begin!

Players:	96/400	Votes:	9886
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	439	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Magic Crystals Found:	19
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	21
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1