| Players: | 95/500 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 17 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 2919 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 | Buildings Constructed: | 29 |
Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!
| Players: | 99/800 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 4 | Infernal Machines Built: | 0 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 3 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 5 |
Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player stumbled upon a hidden dungeon filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear. But beware, for the dungeon was guarded by a pack of zombie pigmen twerking to dubstep music. Only the bravest and craziest players dare to enter and claim the treasure for themselves.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Missouri slut herself, a mythical creature that roams the land in search of unsuspecting players to prank and troll. Rumor has it that if you manage to defeat her in a dance-off, she’ll grant you three wishes and a lifetime supply of virtual cookies.
So come join us on the Missouri slut Minecraft server, where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the chaos. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into next?
| Players: | 109/400 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 4 | Epic Quests Completed: | 21 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 123 | Vanishing Items Found: | 8 |
Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.
Join us for a wild ride filled with questionable decision-making and absurd situations. Who knows, maybe you’ll be the next one to get caught up in a scandalous plot twist! So why wait? Join now and see if you can survive the chaos of our unpredictable server. Just remember, anything goes in this crazy world of blocky adventures!
| Players: | 92/1000 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 8 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 9 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 43 |
Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.
Join our Minecraft server where you don’t have to recite the pledge of allegiance every morning, because let’s be real, who even knows all the words anyway? Just focus on building epic structures and fighting off creepers!
Forget clapping in theatres for capeshit, on our server, you’ll be applauded every time you mine a diamond or defeat the Ender Dragon. Who needs superhero movies when you can be the hero of your own Minecraft world?
| Players: | 105/400 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 1 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 5 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 4 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.
| Players: | 90/300 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Undead Armies Raised: | 5 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 5 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.
| Players: | 98/700 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 | Orbs of Power Found: | 10 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 4 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!
Join our server for the chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil llamas in epic PvP tournaments, and even tame a dragon as your loyal steed. Who needs a boring old horse when you can ride a fire-breathing beast into battle?
But that’s not all! We have secret underground caves filled with treasure, mysterious portals that lead to alternate dimensions, and even a talking chicken who will give you quests to complete for fabulous rewards. And did we mention the disco party every Friday night in the Nether? Get your dancing shoes on because it’s lit!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before. Up or down? Who cares when you can go sideways!
| Players: | 94/200 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 4 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 8 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 7899 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 99 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Pigman Army. These fearless warriors ride into battle on the backs of giant pigs, wielding diamond swords and wearing nothing but leather armor. They are a sight to behold and will strike fear into the hearts of your enemies. Join our server and become a part of this epic army!
And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is home to the rarest ore in all of Minecraft – rainbow ore! This magical ore can only be found in our server and is said to grant the player incredible powers. Rumor has it that anyone who mines this ore will be blessed with unlimited diamonds and emeralds for the rest of their days.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Just remember, no auto attacking allowed – we like to keep things interesting around here!
| Players: | 97/700 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 8 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 65 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 5 |
Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of angry wolves while trying to build your dream castle. And don’t worry, our friendly community will always have your back…unless they decide to prank you by filling your house with chickens.
But wait, there’s more! We have legendary treasure hidden in secret locations that only the bravest adventurers can find. Just be careful, because rumor has it that a creeper with a vendetta is guarding the biggest loot of them all.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and remember, “I’m gonna hurt you” is just a friendly warning from our resident prankster, not a threat…probably.
| Players: | 100/300 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 7 | Reality Warps Survived: | 0 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 5 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!
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| Players: | 101/500 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 8 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 6 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!
| Players: | 105/800 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 2 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 6 |
Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.
| Players: | 95/700 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 | Emeralds Found: | 5484 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 16 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 4 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to the rarest and most sought-after block in all of Minecraft – the elusive Diamond-Encrusted Bacon Block! Legend has it that whoever finds this block will be granted three wishes by Notch himself.
And if that’s not enough to entice you, our server is also rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a Creeper who just wants to be friends. So come join us if you dare, and see if you have what it takes to survive in the craziest Minecraft SMP this side of the Nether!
| Players: | 105/600 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 10 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 7 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.
Join us for our Patch 7.1 update where we introduce new features like flying pigs, rainbow sheep, and exploding creepers that shoot out confetti!
But wait, there’s more! We have Moogle Treasure Trove events where you can hunt for rare treasures and Fall Guys competitions where you can race against other players in wacky obstacle courses.
And don’t miss out on our upcoming meetups and events like the Roleplaying Meetup at The Dairyu Moon Gates or the Tokusatsu Watch Party featuring GARO Red Requiem and Kamen Rider Zero-One.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself!
| Players: | 105/1000 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 7 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 1 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.
Once upon a time, a player joined Throte Breakfast and found themselves in a world where pigs rode on top of creepers, chickens wore diamond armor, and zombies did the Macarena. Yes, you heard that right. The mobs in our world have some serious dance moves.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Bacon Mountain, where the bacon grows on trees and the rivers flow with maple syrup. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the magical Pancake Palace, where the pancakes are always fluffy and the syrup is bottomless.
So come join us at Throte Breakfast, where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the madness. Who knows what kind of wacky adventures await you in this crazy world?
| Players: | 109/900 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Ores Mined: | 1670 | Meteorites Collected: | 4 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 8 | Crops Grown: | 1417 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.
