InsanePrison | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Deplorable to Adorable in Hours

adorable, Appearance, beauty routine, confidence boosting, daily habits, deplorable, Grooming, HOURS, mental health, personal hygiene, self esteem, self grooming, self improvement, self love, self maintenance, self worth, self-care, self-confidence, self-discipline, self-pampering, skincare, Time management, wellness

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	9363
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	38
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1

u wanna join our minecraft server cuz it takes u days or even months to look deplorable, but only a few hours every week to look good. our server got magical potions that make u look like a diamond-studded unicorn with rainbow sparkles shooting out ur butt. plus, we got a secret underground disco where u can dance with creepers and skeletons. join us and become the most fabulous player in all of minecraft land!

Blocky Boob Busters

blocky, boob, breast cancer, Busters, Cancer Genetics, cancer research, exodus, genetic factors, genetic testing, health advancements, hereditary cancer, immunotherapy, inherited, lab-made antibody, medical breakthrough, metastasis, oncology, personalized medicine, Prevention, spread, Targeted therapy, Treatment, tumor growth

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	4415
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	37	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Endless Night Skies:	4	Buildings Constructed:	39
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Enchanted Armories Found:	5

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT MORE FUN THAN A PIG IN A DIAMOND MINE! WE GOT SO MANY CREEPERS YOU’LL THINK YOU’RE IN A MINECRAFT HORROR MOVIE! PLUS, OUR VILLAGERS ARE SO DUMB THEY MAKE VILLAGERS IN OTHER SERVERS LOOK LIKE EINSTEIN!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR DIAMOND ARMOR IS SO SHINY, IT MAKES THE SUN JEALOUS! AND OUR WITCHES MAKE THE BEST POTIONS, YOU’LL BE FLYING AROUND LIKE A DRUNK BAT IN NO TIME!

AND IF YOU’RE LUCKY, YOU MIGHT JUST RUN INTO THE LEGENDARY ENDER DRAGON RIDING A GIANT CHICKEN! YEAH, YOU HEARD THAT RIGHT! SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE!

What is the IP for BionicLMAO Minecraft Server?

bionic, bionic reacts, bioniclmao, i built, I Built a 100% Invisible Base in Minecraft, i built minecraft, invisible base, invisible base minecraft, Minecraft, secret base minecraft, Server

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	1769
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	24	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Void Armor Forged:	10	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Star Shards Collected:	71
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	5

BionicLMAO is a talented content creator known for producing comedic and entertaining videos on platforms such as YouTube and TikTok. With a unique sense of humor and engaging personality, BionicLMAO has amassed a large following of fans who eagerly await his next upload. His content often includes skits, challenges, and reaction videos, showcasing his creativity and ability to connect with his audience. Through his lighthearted and engaging content, BionicLMAO has solidified himself as a rising star in the online entertainment world.

Nikke’s Realm 1.21

anniversary, Awaken Rapi., christmas party, codes, Costume Passes, current events, Developer’s Note, Entertainment Only, FAQ, Game Download, General Info, Merry Nikke., Missilis Candor, nikke on satellite, Nikke Original, Nikkes, Realm, Special Recruit, Stay Tactical, treasure chest, Unbreakable, Upcoming Events, update

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	4346
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	44	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	38
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Astral Projections Made:	1

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why? Because it’s like a footstep, walk, run event happening from December 26 to January 16. Can you imagine the chaos of running around in Minecraft with all your buddies? It’s gonna be lit! And don’t even get me started on the upcoming events like Co-op: Alteisen on January 3 to January 5. You gotta be there, man! Plus, they got special recruits like Guillotine: Winter Slayer and Rapi: Red Hood. Like, who wouldn’t want to recruit them, right? And the costume passes, bro, the costume passes! Naga: Last Girlhood and Zwei: First Festa are coming up. You gotta dress to impress in Minecraft, you feel me? And they even got codes for some sick rewards. Like, STAYTACTICAL and ENTERTAINMENTONLY, bro! It’s gonna be a party in Minecraft like you’ve never seen before. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get this Minecraft party started!

NonsensicalMoose – Minecraft SMP

Absurd, Absurdity, bewildering, BIZARRE, confounding, Enigmatic, illogical, incomprehensible, Inexplicable, irrational, irrationality, mind-boggling, Minecraft, Mysterious, Nonsensical, NonsensicalMoose, paradoxical, perplexing, puzzling, SENSELESS, smp, unfathomable

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	9966
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25
Crops Grown:	5662	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	2

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s the best thing since sliced bread! We have flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes, like what even is that?! And our diamond ore spawns are like, totally bananas, you’ll be swimming in bling in no time!

But wait, there’s more! Our community events are off the charts, we once had a giant chicken riding contest where everyone had to dress up as chickens and ride around on pigs, it was pure chaos but so much fun! And don’t even get me started on our secret underground disco party, it’s lit AF!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have a secret society of llamas who are actually aliens in disguise, they give out quests and rewards that will blow your mind. Plus, our admin team is made up of actual wizards who can grant you wishes (within reason, of course).

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few explosions here and there, but who’s counting?). Trust me, you won’t regret it!

CryCraft: The Ultimate Meltdown Server

anguish, bawling, cathartic release, CryCraft, deep pain, Despair, Distress, emotional breakdown, extreme emotions, Heartache, intense grief, loud cry, Meltdown, obnoxious cry, Outburst, overwhelming sadness, Server, sobbing, sorrow, traumatic experience, Ultimate, uncontrollable crying, wailing, WEEPING

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	1346
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	1

Are you tired of crying alone in the dark? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we guarantee you’ll be crying tears of joy from all the fun you’ll be having!

Join us and experience the most outrageous and hilarious adventures you’ve ever seen in Minecraft. From riding pigs off cliffs to building giant statues of your favorite meme characters, the possibilities are endless!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Crybaby Clan, a group of players who have mastered the art of crying in the most epic and dramatic ways possible. Join them and learn their secrets to becoming the ultimate crybaby in Minecraft!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the tears of laughter flow as you embark on the craziest Minecraft journey of your life!

PutinCraft2025

April 2025, border control, citizenship status, deportation, deportation deadline, expulsion, foreign nationals, government order, illegal migrants, immigration crackdown, Immigration Policy, international relations, migrant population, Migrant workers, migration policy, political decision, putin, PutinCraft2025, residency status, russia, visa regulations

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	8048
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	41	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Zombie Dances:	1	Divine Spears Created:	19
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7

so, like, this server is so lit, even putin is getting in on the action. he’s like, “all u illegal migrants gotta leave russia by april 2025, but u can come chill on this minecraft server instead.”

we got diamond armor for days, like seriously, you’ll be blinging so hard all the other players will be jelly. and the mobs? they’re like, super chill and just wanna hang out.

plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot. only the true legends can find it, so if you think you’re up for the challenge, come join us.

oh, and did i mention we have a pet creeper named steve who loves to blow stuff up? yeah, it’s pretty epic. so what are you waiting for? come join our server and let’s have a blast together!

5000 Ants SMP

ants, Discord Community Building Farming Cooking Vanilla Cozy Relaxing Gameplay Modpack New HermitCraft-esque 16+ LGBTQ+ Java Server SMP Whitelist Custom Welcoming, Modded, smp

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	3526
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	21	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Gods Slained:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Magic Wands Crafted:	8
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	5000 Ants
Description	A building and farming focused server
Features	Custom modpack, welcoming community, vanilla feel, cozy gameplay
Discord	https://discord.gg/SR9hB7Epgz

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is the server focused on?	Building and farming
What does the custom modpack focus on?	Farming, cooking, and building
Is the community welcoming?	Yes, very friendly!
Does the modpack maintain the vanilla feel of Minecraft?	Yes, it does
Who would enjoy playing on this server?	Anyone who loves cozy and relaxing gameplay

Leafy Lagoon 1.20.1

1.20.1, ABSENT, Distance, emotional, Heartache, lagoon, Leafy, longing, longing for you, love, Memories, miss you, miss you leafy, missing you, Nostalgia, pining, Reminiscing, sentimental, separation, thinking of you, wish you were here, yearning

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	2458
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	395	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Love Letters Sent:	17	Mythical Relics Collected:	15

Yo, bro, do you even Minecraft, bro? This server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks, man.

Join this server if you want to experience the ultimate virtual reality where pigs fly and creepers do the Macarena.

Forget about boring old reality, come join us where the grass is made of Skittles and the trees are made of cotton candy.

You’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget about that time you accidentally punched a villager in the face.

So come on, join us and let’s build a world where the only limit is your imagination. And maybe some pesky Endermen stealing your blocks, but who cares, right? Let’s do this!

GameAddictMC SMP

console gaming, favorite games, GameAddictMC, Gaming, immersive gameplay, long hours of gaming, Mobile Gaming, Modern Gaming, most played, Multiplayer Games, online gaming, PC Gaming, retro gaming, single player games, smp, top video games, video game addiction, video game community, Video game culture, video game streaming, video game tournaments, video games

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	2907
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Crops Grown:	8914	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Void Gems Collected:	23	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	18	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	36

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that will blow your mind. Like, seriously, it’s like the coolest place ever. We have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds, and we ride around on flying pigs while battling evil creepers. And get this, the owner of the server is actually a wizard who can summon dragons to do his bidding. It’s insane, bro.

But that’s not even the best part. We have this annual tournament where we all have to fight each other with nothing but carrots as weapons. It’s hilarious, man. And the winner gets a lifetime supply of golden apples. Like, who wouldn’t want that?

So if you’re looking for a totally rad Minecraft experience, you gotta join this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have a secret handshake that involves dancing like a chicken. It’s wild, bro.

CraftyPhoneLand

Communication, connectivity, convenience, CraftyPhoneLand, Daily Life, digital age, digital communication, digital dependency., Digital World, Entertainment, Lifestyle, mobile device, Modern Living, personal device, productivity, screen time, Smartphone, smartphone addiction, social media, tech-savvy, Technology

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	7365
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Dragons Tamed:	7	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3

Are you tired of your boring, mundane life where smartphones rule everything? Well, have we got the Minecraft server for you! Our server is a smartphone-free zone where you can escape the clutches of technology and immerse yourself in a world of pixelated adventures.

Join us and embark on epic quests to defeat the evil Phone Boss, who is trying to take over the virtual world with his army of app minions. Use your crafting skills to build epic structures and weapons to take down the Phone Boss once and for all.

But beware, the Phone Boss has some tricks up his sleeve, like sending annoying text messages and making your screen freeze at the worst possible moments. Can you and your fellow players band together to save the Minecraft world from the tyranny of smartphones?

So, if you’re ready to unplug and have a laugh-filled, smartphone-free experience, join our server today! Who needs a smartphone when you can have an axe made out of diamonds, am I right?

TempWorld Minecraft server

Anarchy, Beginner server, come and take away, Free donation, minecraft server, Promotion, PvP, Survival, TempWorld

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	6044
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Towns Built:	8
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Holy Grails Found:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	New Chunks Explored:	507463

Beginner server with great potential!

ANARCHY/PvP/Survival

Until the new year there is a promotion with a free donation / free come and take away!

temp-world.ru

New World Consecrated

CET, Consecrated, Discord, Fabric, fabric 1.20.1, GMT+1, Ip:, Lore, Modded, Modpack, Nation building, Religious, Roleplay, Server, Smiting, smp, Timezone, Undead, world, world-building, Zombie Fighting

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	1485
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Zombie Dances:	6	Void Armor Forged:	21
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Enchantments Applied:	161
Meteorites Collected:	0	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	23
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	0

New World Consecrated Server Overview

Server Type	Modded Roleplay SMP
Mod Version	Fabric 1.20.1
Server IP	mc2.vermeeren.biz
Discord Link	Join Discord
Time Zone	CET (GMT+1)

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: You can join the server using the server IP: mc2.vermeeren.biz

Q: What mods are included in the modpack?

A: For a list of mods included, please join our Discord server and download the modpack from there.

Q: What is the server time zone?

A: The server runs on CET (GMT+1) times.

Q: Is there any specific theme for this modded SMP?

A: Yes, the theme revolves around smiting the undead in a roleplay setting.

Pixel Pathways 1.20.4

1.20.4, 2024.., long tail tags, one page thread, opt, pathways, PIXEL, post pages

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	6782
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	83	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Mines Excavated:	1921
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Towns Built:	9
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a virtual time machine but only post pages from 2024!

You can see the future of the internet while building epic structures with your homies.

Imagine mining diamonds while reading about the latest memes and trends from the future.

It’s like living in a parallel universe where everything is wackier and more unpredictable.

Don’t be a square, join now and experience the mind-bending madness of a server that defies all logic and reason!

PixelPheromones

AMBITION, attractive, Authenticity, charisma, Charm, communication skills, compatibility, Confidence, emotional intelligence, Empathy, humor, Integrity, intelligence, Kindness, non-physical, Passion, Personality, PixelPheromones, sense of humor, VALUES, WIT

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	5299
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you fall head over heels? Look no further than our server! We’ve got players with personalities so charming, you’ll be smitten in no time. From witty banter to hilarious jokes, you’ll never be bored with our community.

Join us for a chance to meet the love of your Minecraft life. Who needs physical traits when you can have a player who can make you laugh until your sides hurt? Plus, rumor has it that our server is built on a heart-shaped island where love is always in the air.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and find your virtual soulmate today!

Players:	109/600	Votes:	8155
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	New Chunks Explored:	308863
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Potions Brewed:	63
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	28	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	4