| Players: | 97/100 | Votes: | 1670 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 6 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 3 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 7 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 42 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 12 | Divine Spears Created: | 20 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 9 | Meteorites Collected: | 3 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 5 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 3 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 102 |
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| Players: | 99/900 | Votes: | 5000 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 6 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 2 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 10 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 11 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 3 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 1 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 7 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 0 | Votes: | 5945 |
| Players: | 108/400 | Votes: | 7005 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 1 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 2 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 3 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 30 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 7 | Volcanoes Explored: | 1 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 15 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 5 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 8 | Void Gems Collected: | 20 |
| Farms Harvested: | 274 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 5 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 9 | Zombie Dances: | 1 |
| Players: | 106/900 | Votes: | 9612 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 10 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 4 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 8 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 5 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 1 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 9 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 2 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 7 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 |
| Players: | 97/400 | Votes: | 7418 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 6 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 2 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 7 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 5 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 13 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 2 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 2 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 | Chimeras Created: | 1 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 1 | Villages Defended: | 7 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 20 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 6 |
| Players: | 91/500 | Votes: | 2029 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 4 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 13 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 47 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 1 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 1 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 2 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 200 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 3 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 | Chimeras Created: | 4 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 18 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 26 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 1 |
our server is so wacky, you’ll never know if you’re mining diamonds or just digging a giant hole to china. the chat is filled with gibberish and the mobs speak in riddles.
if you’re looking for a server that will make you question reality, then this is the place for you. join us now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, we have TNT everywhere)!
| Players: | 99/100 | Votes: | 3027 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 4 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 2 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 13 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 1 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 5 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 11 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 0 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 10 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 11 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 3 |
we got, like, crazy builds and mini-games that will make your heart race faster than when you see your partner in lingerie! and, like, our community is so tight-knit, you’ll feel like you’re in a long-term relationship with all the bros here!
so, if you wanna, like, boost your sexual functioning and have a blast with your fellow dudes in relationships, come join our server now! who needs short-term mating strategies when you can have long-term relationship maintenance in Minecraft, amirite? let’s get it, bros!
| Players: | 109/900 | Votes: | 1171 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 5 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 5 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 4 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 19 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 12 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 | Magic Crystals Found: | 13 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 4 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 9 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 1 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 15 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 |
Forget about those incel losers, here we worship the based gigchad traditionalists who know how to keep it real and subjugate those mobs like a pro! 🤯🔥
You think blasting women for having male friends is cringe? Not on our server, fam! We praise the masculine alphas who know how to lay down the law and keep those creepers in check! 🚫💣
So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make white sharia a reality in the world of blocks and pixels! 🏰⚔️ #MinecraftMadness
| Players: | 110/600 | Votes: | 6346 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Astral Projections Made: | 0 | Endless Night Skies: | 1 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 5 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 4 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 2 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 4 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 3 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 3 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 19 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 8 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 13 | Alien Abductions: | 1 |
But wait, there’s more! I also discovered a hidden village where all the villagers are actually skilled warriors who can teach you the ancient art of llama jousting. Yeah, you heard me right, llama jousting! You can ride into battle on a majestic llama steed and challenge your friends to epic jousting tournaments. It’s like Game of Thrones meets Napoleon Dynamite, but in Minecraft!
So, if you want to be part of this epic adventure and learn the ways of the enchanted golden carrots and llama jousting warriors, then join our Minecraft SMP server now! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have free cookies at spawn. 🍪 #BestServerEver #LlamaJoustingFTW
| Players: | 102/700 | Votes: | 1405 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 2 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 5 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 6 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 | Farms Harvested: | 721 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 9 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 8426 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 6 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 5 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 39 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 2 |
Join us for a wild ride filled with flying pigs, dancing creepers, and talking chickens. That’s right, our server is so advanced that even the mobs have developed their own personalities and skills.
But that’s not all! In 2025, we have exclusive access to a secret dimension where you can ride unicorns, battle dragons, and even challenge the almighty Ender Dragon to a dance-off.
So why wait for 2025 to roll around? Join us now and experience the future of Minecraft in all its ridiculous glory!
| Players: | 92/500 | Votes: | 6872 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 45 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 24 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 3 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 17 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 14 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 2 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 3 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 33 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 4 |
Join us for epic battles with creepers, insane parkour challenges, and a community so tight, you’ll feel like you’re part of a virtual family. Plus, our moderators are like the Avengers of Minecraft, always ready to swoop in and save the day.
So what are you waiting for? Leave the real world behind and dive into our crazy Minecraft world where the only emergency is trying to find your way back to your base after getting lost in a cave system. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 107/100 | Votes: | 6772 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 2 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 0 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 4 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 25 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 36 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 4 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 6 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 5 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 23 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 9 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
I know, I know, it sounds crazy, but trust me, it’s a wild ride. These other “people” out there are missing out on all the fun, but not you, my friend. You’ll be living the high life, surrounded by all the farm animals you could ever dream of.
So, what are you waiting for? Join now and experience a whole new world where pets and insects are just the beginning. It’s gonna be a blast, I promise!
| Players: | 94/100 | Votes: | 1664 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 5 | Orbs of Power Found: | 6 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 18 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 8 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 37 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 5 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 8 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 4 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 199 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 | Meteorites Collected: | 3 |
| Players: | 110/900 | Votes: | 1886 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 9 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 9 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 3 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 7 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 10 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 7 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 364 | Royal Courts Attended: | 0 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 12 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 18 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 |
| Players: | 99/200 | Votes: | 6114 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 6 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 6 | Ores Mined: | 6079 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 4 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 10 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 2 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 4 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 4 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 5 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 7 |
oh, and did i mention that we have a secret underground disco club where all the mobs go to dance? yeah, it’s wild. creepers doing the cha-cha, zombies breakdancing, it’s a sight to see.
plus, our staff is like, super cool. they’ll hook you up with all the diamonds you could ever want, and they’ll even build you a castle made out of cake if you ask nicely.
so, like, what are you waiting for? join our server now and be part of the craziest, most awesome Minecraft community ever. trust me, you won’t regret it.
| Players: | 90/400 | Votes: | 4742 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 4 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 8 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 12 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 0 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 4 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 1 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 3 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 1 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 3 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 |
