Insanekingdom | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Mystic Isles Server 1.20.2

1.20.2, ANONYMOUS, anonymous author, Book, Captivating, Enigmatic, Fiction, Intriguing, Isles, legend, literary, MARTYR, Mysterious, Mystery, mystic, No. 928928401, novel, page-turner, SaintLegendMartyr, Server, Suspense, Suspenseful, Thriller, unknown writer

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	6908
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Ores Mined:	1579	Gods Slained:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, like ASAP!

Why, you ask? Well, lemme tell ya, this place is like a magical unicorn paradise mixed with a sprinkle of rainbow dust and a dash of pure chaos.

Imagine building your own epic castle while fighting off zombie llamas and riding on flying pigs. Yeah, that’s the kind of insanity you can expect here.

Plus, we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the skeletons are breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow.

So, if you’re ready to have your mind blown and your Minecraft skills put to the ultimate test, then come join us at SaintLegendMartyr! Let the madness begin! 🦄🌈💥

Suspended Aster Minecraft SMP

Aster, confusion, consequences, consequences of actions, disbelief, disciplinary action, Drama, getting the boot, gossip, Minecraft, Misinformation, punishment, Rumors, School, school administration, school gossip, school rules, smp, social media, student behavior, student suspension, suspended, suspension

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	7357
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Meteorites Collected:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Potions Brewed:	126	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	8

Oh boy, do we have a wild ride for you on our Minecraft SMP! Forget about boring old rules and regulations, we thrive on chaos and drama. Just last week, Aster thought they could get away with griefing everyone’s builds, but little did they know, our admin team is always watching. Let’s just say they won’t be causing any more trouble around here!

Join us if you want to experience epic battles, hilarious pranks, and unexpected plot twists. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats. Don’t miss out on the madness, come join our insane Minecraft SMP today!

BroBro’s Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

banter, blocky, Boundaries, BroBros, brother issues, cheating girlfriend, codependency, emotional exhaustion, Emotional support, enabling behavior, family conflict, family drama, holiday stress, mental health, Minecraft, self-care, Server, setting boundaries, sibling dynamics, therapy refusal, tough decision, tough love, toxic relationship

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	2917
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Villages Defended:	14	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Dimension Hops:	9	New Chunks Explored:	766068
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Secret Passages Found:	7

Are you tired of dealing with drama in real life? Join our Minecraft server and escape the chaos of family drama! Our server is a safe haven where you can build, explore, and mine without any cheating girlfriends or drunk brothers in sight.

Imagine a world where you can create your own paradise without worrying about your brother showing up in just his socks, begging for help. On our server, you can focus on building epic structures and exploring new lands without any interruptions.

Don’t let your brother’s relationship drama ruin your gaming experience. Join our server now and leave the real world behind. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft?

CraftyCouplesCashCrisis

adjusting to change, child care arrangements, childcare options, Communication, compromise, CraftyCouplesCashCrisis, daycare costs, family activities, family finances, financial decision, financial responsibilities, financial strain, Guilt, high-stress job, household help, inflation impact, MIL assistance, parenting decisions, partner disagreement, saving money, working parents

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	6476
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	2907
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Runes Activated:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	3713
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Void Armor Forged:	16

Are you the arsehole for not wanting to spend a fortune on daycare when you have a perfectly capable MIL who can watch your kid for free? Join our Minecraft server and let us help you navigate the tricky waters of family dynamics and financial decisions!

On our server, we have a special daycare center where you can drop off your virtual kids for free and let them roam around safely while you go on epic adventures. No need to worry about the cost or your partner’s stress levels – we’ve got it all covered!

Plus, our MIL NPC (Non-Player Character) is always available to lend a helping hand and give you some much-needed relief. She’ll even help you build a virtual house and keep things running smoothly while you’re off mining for diamonds.

So come join us on our Minecraft server and let us show you that sometimes, cutting daycare costs can lead to a whole new world of fun and excitement! Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual chaos and laughter instead?

BedMkrNoPoint – Minecraft SMP

BedMkrNoPoint, BEDROOM, cleanliness, comfort, daily routine, efficiency, habits, Home decor, Housekeeping, Lifestyle, making your bed, mental health, Minecraft, morning routine, neatness, organization, productivity, Relaxation, self-discipline, sleep hygiene, smp, tidiness, well-being

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	3380
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	366
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	4895	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Alien Abductions:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	29

Yo, so like, have you ever thought about joining this epic Minecraft SMP? Bro, let me tell you, it’s lit AF. Like, we got this one dude who builds giant statues of chickens everywhere, I swear it’s like a chicken cult or something. And then there’s this other guy who only communicates in pig oinks, like what even is that? But hey, it’s all part of the fun, right?

And don’t even get me started on the bed situation. Like, why would you even bother making your bed in real life when you can just respawn in Minecraft? It’s like, who even needs sleep when you can be mining for diamonds all night long, am I right? Plus, our server has this whole drama going on with the sheep population, apparently they’re planning a rebellion or something. It’s wild, man.

So yeah, if you’re looking for a totally bonkers Minecraft experience, come join our SMP. Just be prepared for chaos, insanity, and maybe a little bit of creepers blowing up your house. But hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?

PixelPhysique

body type, ideal physique, physical appearance, physical appearance in a partner, physical appearance preferences, Physical attraction, physical attraction factors, physical attraction in dating, physical attraction in relationships, physical attraction qualities, physical attraction standards, physical attraction traits, physical characteristics, physical chemistry, physical compatibility, physical preferences, physical preferences in a partner, physical traits, physical turn-offs, physical turn-ons, PixelPhysique

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	6370
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
New Chunks Explored:	246573	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	6	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1

Are you into blocky, pixelated babes with square heads and pixelated abs? Then boy do we have the server for you! Our Minecraft server is filled with all the hot pixelated characters you could ever dream of. From Steve with his chiseled jawline to Creeper with his explosive personality, there’s someone for everyone on our server.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the most epic pixelated parties you’ve ever seen. We’re talking block parties that make Coachella look like a backyard BBQ. Get ready to dance the night away with Enderman and his sick dance moves, or chill by the pool with Zombie and Skeleton sipping on pixelated cocktails.

And if you’re looking for some drama, look no further. Our server is like a pixelated soap opera, with love triangles between Villager, Witch, and Iron Golem, and epic battles between Wither and Ender Dragon that will leave you on the edge of your block.

So come join our Minecraft server and get ready for a wild ride filled with pixelated fun, drama, and romance. Who needs real life when you can have all this craziness in the world of blocks and pixels?

UkraineDefenseMC Server

aggression, Breach, Conflict, Defense, defense lines, eastern europe, eastern Ukraine, Geopolitics, international relations, Invasion, Military, military strategy, nato, russia, SECURITY, Server, simultaneous attacks, Syrskyi, Ukraine, UkraineDefenseMC, Vladimir Putin, War

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	2189
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Falling into the Void:	0
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

come join our epic minecraft server where u can be a part of the craziest battles ever! we got russia tryna breach ukraine but they just cant do it cuz our defense lines are too strong! syrskyi is like “nah bro, u aint gettin past us!” join us and be a part of the most intense battles in minecraft history! plus, we got llamas wearing sombreros and chickens riding pigs, it’s a total party up in here! so what are u waiting for? come join the fun and be a part of the madness!

ElonCraft: Neo-Nazi Approved!

APPROVED, Backlash, controversy, criticism, current events, elon musk, Elon Musk controversy, ElonCraft, extremism, far-right party, German, German politics, Hate Speech, neo nazi, neonazi, News, Party, Politics, public figure, racism, social media, Statement

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	4842
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	19
Villages Defended:	11	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Astral Projections Made:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Potions Brewed:	46

join our epic minecraft server where elon musk himself applauds the german neo-nazi party! we have flying pigs, dancing llamas, and a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and cheeseburgers. if you join now, you’ll get a free pet dragon that farts rainbows and shoots fireballs at creepers. come join the madness and let’s build a world where anything is possible, even elon musk supporting questionable political groups!

Escape Luigi CEO Hideout

Capture, CEO, Conspiracy, Crisis, Disappearance, ELUSIVE, Escape, escape plan, Evasion, fear, fugitive, Health (Industry), Healthcare, HIDEOUT, Hiding, investigation, leadership, Luigi, Panic, Pursuit, runaway

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	8642
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	91	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Mines Excavated:	2302
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1

lol imagine luigi on the loose causing chaos in the health industry like what even is happening. but like, if you join this minecraft server, you can help us catch luigi and save the CEOs from hiding in their mansions. plus, we have a secret underground base where we train llamas to do backflips and shoot lasers from their eyes. so like, why wouldn’t you want to join? come on, let’s save the world from luigi’s reign of terror together!

Ancient Tools Unearthed: CraftyCraft Server

000-year-old, 22, Ancient, anthropology, archaeology, Artifacts, CraftyCraft, Discovered, discovery, Excavation, History, humans, ice age, Maryland, native americans, North America, prehistoric, research, Rewrite, Server, SETTLEMENT, stone tools, Tools, unearthed

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	7059
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

OMG GUYS, U GOTTA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT 22,000-YEAR-OLD TOOLS DISCOVERED IN MARYLAND!!! LIKE, WTF, WE OUT HERE REWRITING HISTORY OF HUMANS IN NORTH AMERICA WHILE BUILDING BLOCKY HOUSES AND FIGHTING CREEPERS.

IMAGINE UNLOCKING ANCIENT SECRETS WHILE CRAFTING DIAMOND ARMOR AND TROLLING OTHER PLAYERS WITH PRANKS. THIS SERVER IS LIT AF, AND U DON’T WANNA MISS OUT ON THE FUN. JOIN NOW AND BECOME A PART OF THE MOST EPIC MINECRAFT ADVENTURE EVER!!! 🤪🔥🎮

Futile Kingdoms 1.21.2

1.21.2, bilingualism, communication barriers, cultural assimilation, Cultural differences, English language dominance, FUTILE, Kingdoms, language acquisition, language barriers, language barriers in communication, language classes, language education, language fluency, language immersion, language learning, language preference, language proficiency, language skills, linguistic diversity, multilingualism, resistance to learning language

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	6264
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Astral Projections Made:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Secret Passages Found:	8	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Void Gems Collected:	35	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, it’s because we don’t give a flying pig about learning other languages. English is the only language we speak, so if you wanna chat with us, you better brush up on your English skills, dude! Who needs to learn Spanish or French when you can just speak English everywhere you go, am I right? Join now and let’s spread the English love all over this blocky world!

Style No Cum Minecraft SMP

Aesthetics, Character, Cum, design, fashion, Game, Gaming, Identity, Individuality, Minecraft, Mystery, name.., no cum, Protagonist, question.., smp, Storyline, Style, Unique, unknown, Visual, what’s her name

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	8939
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	60	Wilderness Tamed:	16

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and instantly became the richest player in all the land. How, you may wonder? Because our server has a secret hidden treasure chest that only the chosen ones can find. Legend has it that whoever finds this chest will be blessed with infinite diamonds and enchanted gear!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest and most majestic creatures you’ll ever see in Minecraft. From flying pigs to talking cows, you’ll never know what kind of crazy critters you’ll come across on our server.

And if you’re feeling brave, you can venture into the depths of our custom-built dungeons, where you’ll face off against the most challenging mobs and bosses you’ve ever encountered. Only the strongest and most skilled players will emerge victorious!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP server now and embark on the wildest and wackiest adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell!

SearchHistoryExposed – Minecraft SMP

browsing history, Cyber Security, data breach, data privacy, Data Protection, digital footprint, digital privacy, embarrassing searches, information leakage, internet browsing habits, internet privacy, Minecraft, online activity, online privacy, online reputation, online security, personal browsing, personal information, privacy concerns, search history, SearchHistoryExposed, sensitive information, smp

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	5279
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	29	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	9259	Mines Excavated:	4113
Animals Bred:	161	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
New Chunks Explored:	981926	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

OMG you guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the most epic server ever! We have like, a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples, like who even has that in Minecraft?! And the best part is, we have a pet creeper named Bob who gives out free hugs, like how cool is that?!

But wait, there’s more! We also have a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano and a secret treasure chest filled with rare loot like Netherite armor and enchanted weapons. And don’t even get me started on our epic PvP battles, it’s like Hunger Games but with more explosions and flying pigs!

So come join us on this insane Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have fun and never take anything too seriously. Trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you’re afraid of getting pranked by our resident troll, Steve the Sheep. But hey, it’s all part of the fun, am I right? 😂🐑🔥🎮

XmasBlockParty

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	4060
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4

Are you tired of the same old boring Christmas traditions? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us if you want to escape the holiday madness and build your own winter wonderland without any annoying carolers or fruitcake in sight.

On our server, you can create your own virtual North Pole and become the ultimate Santa Claus, delivering gifts to all the Minecraft villagers. But watch out for the mischievous elves who like to prank unsuspecting players with exploding presents!

If you’re feeling a bit Grinchy this holiday season, come join us and unleash your inner Scrooge by griefing other players’ Christmas-themed builds. Who needs peace on earth and goodwill towards men when you can cause chaos and mayhem instead?

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server and say goodbye to boring old Christmas traditions. Let’s make this holiday season one to remember (or forget)!

GasPayToPlayCraft

diplomatic negotiations, economic impact, economic sanctions, Energy Cooperation, energy policy, energy security, energy trade, european union, foreign affairs, gas payments, GasPayToPlayCraft, global politics, international relations, MIDDLE EAST, natural gas exports, political diplomacy, russia, sanctions waiver, trade agreements, turkey, US

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	4682
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Void Armor Forged:	16	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	17

so, like, this server is like the bomb diggity, you know? like, you gotta join cuz we got this crazy story where the US is all like “hey Turkey, you can totally pay Russia for gas with no problem, we got your back bro.” like, who even does that? it’s like a soap opera up in here, but with blocks and creepers and stuff.

join this server if you wanna be part of the drama, man. we got alliances forming, betrayals happening, it’s like Game of Thrones but with pixelated pigs. plus, our community is so lit, you’ll never wanna leave. so come on, join us and let’s make some epic memories together. oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds? yeah, it’s totally a thing.

Players:	107/600	Votes:	9653
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Love Letters Sent:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	New Chunks Explored:	963375
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	3