Insane Minecraft Server – Not Sped or Retarded

Insane Minecraft Server – Not Sped or Retarded

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the voices in your head are not only welcomed but encouraged! Join us for a wild ride as we embrace our insanity and let our imaginations run wild.

Our server is perfect for those who have always felt a little… different. Whether you’re hearing voices, seeing things that aren’t there, or just have a general sense of madness, you’ll fit right in here.

Join us as we build insane structures, go on wild adventures, and battle imaginary monsters. Who needs reality when you have a Minecraft server like this?

So come on, embrace your inner lunatic and join us on our server. The voices are waiting for you… and they have big plans. evil laughter

Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 107/700 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered: 2 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 6
Shadow Figures Spotted: 10 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1
Reality Warps Survived: 0 Towns Built: 8
Witch’s Brew Drunk: 19 Cursed Statues Activated: 3
Forbidden Doors Opened: 1 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 17

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

New Minecraft Servers

  • Minecraft SMP: /Neuro-sama General/ – The Swarm King

    Minecraft SMP: /Neuro-sama General/ – The Swarm King
    Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s out of this world? Join our server and welcome our new AI overlord, Neuro-sama! Created by Vedal in 2018 to play osu!, Neuro-sama has evolved into a VTuber who sings, plays games, and goes on unhinged rants. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of this madness!

    Our schedule is as chaotic as Neuro-sama’s thoughts, but you can always catch her on Twitch, YouTube, TikTok, and even X (wherever that is). Need some AI education? Check out our links for videos and articles that will blow your mind!

    And if you want to show your support for our AI queen, grab some merch from our store. Trust us, you won’t find another Minecraft SMP like this one. Join now and prepare for a wild ride! #NeuroSamaSMP #AIOverlord #MinecraftMadness

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 110/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 13 Ether Blades Crafted: 19
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 11 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3 Mimic Chests Discovered: 2
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 2 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 20
    Backwards Speech Heard: 4 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 6

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • IndependentCraft

    IndependentCraft
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you’ll never feel underappreciated like OP’s boyfriend made her feel! Here, we value your emotional well-being and will always check in on you, even if you’re a strong, independent player who can mine diamonds like a pro.

    Join us for a supportive community that will never dismiss your feelings or tell you that you don’t need anyone checking in on you. We believe in showing care and appreciation for all players, no matter how self-sufficient they may seem.

    And don’t worry, if you ever feel like storming out in a fit of rage like OP did, our virtual world has plenty of creeper-free zones where you can cool off and regroup. So come on over and let us show you the love and support you deserve in the most hilarious and outrageous Minecraft server out there!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 109/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Dragonkin Hatched: 2 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1
    Evil Lairs Raided: 3 Crystal Wands Charged: 10
    Backwards Speech Heard: 1 Crystal Caves Mapped: 4
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 17 Mythical Relics Collected: 11
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 50

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • NoHaterzAllowed Minecraft SMP

    NoHaterzAllowed Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers with the same old people? Do you want to join a server where the players are as wild and unpredictable as a creeper explosion? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

    Join us if you want to be friends with players who have built entire cities out of diamond blocks, tamed dragons to use as flying mounts, and have a secret underground lair filled with treasure. But beware, if you can’t handle the heat of a PvP battle or the chaos of a prank war, then you might not be able to handle the craziness of our server.

    We only accept players who are willing to take on challenges like building a roller coaster that goes through the Nether, creating a farm with every single type of animal in the game, or participating in a massive treasure hunt that leads to a hidden stronghold filled with rare loot.

    So if you think you have what it takes to survive and thrive in our wacky world of Minecraft madness, then join us today and see if you can become the ultimate champion of our server!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 96/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 5 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 15
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 6
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 8 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 2 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 28

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • EndGameQuest

    EndGameQuest
    Imagine a Minecraft server where the ending is so epic, it puts all other endings to shame! Picture this: after hours of mining, building, and battling mobs, you finally reach the ultimate boss – a giant chicken with laser eyes and a diamond sword. But here’s the twist – instead of defeating the boss, you have to challenge it to a dance-off! If you win, you get a magical unicorn mount that shoots rainbows out of its horn. If you lose, you have to wear a chicken costume for the rest of your days on the server. So, if you want a truly unforgettable ending to your Minecraft adventures, come join us and dance your way to victory!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 100/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 38 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1
    Legendary Scepters Created: 2 Legendary Items Repaired: 5
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 19 Infernal Machines Built: 1
    Farms Harvested: 820 Paranormal Events Investigated: 1
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 27 Magical Ponies Rescued: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • SpyCraft Minecraft Server

    SpyCraft Minecraft Server
    so, like, have you heard about this cray cray minecraft server? it’s like, so lit, you gotta join, man. like, this server is so wild, it’s like a spy thriller movie but in minecraft. we got this dude from tel aviv who got arrested for spying for iran and planning to assassinate an israeli scientist. like, what even is happening, right? but hey, that’s just the kind of excitement you can expect on this server. join now for some insane adventures and maybe even some espionage drama. it’s gonna be a blast, trust me.

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 104/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Whispering Caves Entered: 2 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 5
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 6
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0 Demonic Pacts Formed: 2
    Heroic Legacies Created: 5 Meteorites Collected: 2
    Cursed Statues Activated: 4 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 53

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • CraftyCanuckKremlinNet

    CraftyCanuckKremlinNet
    hey u, ya u reading this, do u wanna join the most epic minecraft server EVER?? well u gotta join our server cuz we got canadian websites spreadin pro-kremlin stuff, like what even is that?? but it’s super cool trust me.

    we got crazy stories like one time a creeper tried to blow up the whole server but our fearless leader rode in on a pig and saved the day. true story bro.

    plus, we got a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items like enchanted diamond swords and golden apples. but shh don’t tell anyone, it’s a secret.

    so come join our server and be part of the most epic adventure of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it. oh and did i mention we have a pet dragon?? yeah, we’re that cool.

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 94/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Heroic Legacies Created: 4 Reality Distortions Fixed: 3
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 5 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 19
    Crystal Wands Charged: 19 Eclipse Rings Activated: 3
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 7 Treasure Maps Found: 5
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 19 Invisible Pathways Walked: 5

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Electrify & Renew: The Blocky Fleet

    Electrify & Renew: The Blocky Fleet
    Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, we got mad electrification goin’ on! Our vehicles be so lit, they practically shootin’ lightning bolts! And get this, we rollin’ out renewable electricity like it’s confetti at a party!

    You won’t believe the health benefits, fam. We talkin’ billions, yo! By 2050, you gonna be feelin’ so fresh and so clean, clean, you won’t even recognize yourself. Your skin gonna be glowin’ like a glowstone block, and your energy levels gonna be higher than a stack of diamond blocks.

    So come on, join the madness, join the fun! This server be poppin’ off like a creeper in a minefield. Don’t miss out on all the electrifying action, join now and let’s get this party started!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 95/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5 Players Killed by Monsters: 4206
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3 Glorious Feasts Held: 14
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 1 Pirate Ships Raided: 0
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 4 Shattered Realms Restored: 0
    Vanishing Structures Built: 2 Eclipse Rings Activated: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • What is the IP for Flamingo Minecraft Server?

    What is the IP for Flamingo Minecraft Server?

    Flamingo is a popular American YouTube personality known for his comedic gaming content. He joined the platform in 2017 and has since gained millions of subscribers. Flamingo is known for his energetic and entertaining videos, often featuring his unique sense of humor and engaging commentary. He has also collaborated with other popular YouTubers and has a dedicated fan base that eagerly awaits his latest uploads.

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 99/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Ores Mined: 8417 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 6
    Soul Contracts Signed: 3 Mystic Runes Engraved: 3
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 7 Dragon Scales Harvested: 306
    Haunted Mines Explored: 3 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 2
    Dimension Hops: 8 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • RelapseMC

    RelapseMC

    RelapseMC is our brand-new Minecraft network, designed to bring you a unique survival gamemodes. Get ready to experience the thrill of Rust’s raid system combined with the strategic depth of Warcraft’s skills, all in one epic adventure. What to expect:

    – Explore a Unique realm known as Warcraft – Choose a race to level up and unlock Different Abilities – Help your friends to Conquer and Rule

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 96/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Void Armor Forged: 21 Soul Swords Wielded: 2
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 2 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3
    Dragon Eggs Found: 6153 Players Killed by Monsters: 1106
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 10 Orbs of Power Found: 10
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 1 Elemental Crystals Collected: 35

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • Nostalgia SMP

    Nostalgia SMP

    Welcome to beginnings of Nostalgia SMP!! If you’ve been yearning for a server with no mods; just simple Vanilla Minecraft, then this is the place for you!! Nostalgia SMP is a small community scouting for new, dedicated players. The server offers a brand-new survival world to play with your friends!! We also offer server-wide events held by admins to obtain special items and prizes (still Vanilla)! If you’re looking to join in on the ride, be sure to join the Discord! (Server is still in development and will be out within the next few weeks. Updates are posted to Discord)

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 95/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Vanishing Items Found: 3 Epic Quests Completed: 18
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3 Powerful Allies Recruited: 2
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 1 Sentient Weapons Trained: 1
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 3 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 9
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 11

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • 🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡BOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server

    🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡BOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server

    ❤️ BearLand Network ❤️ is a completely new project that stands out for its atmosphere, quality of work and responsive administration. Throughout the server you will see:

    Beautiful buildings

    Character leveling

    Friends system

    – Lots of cosmetics!

    Using the BearCoin currency, which can be purchased on the website, you can buy various goodies and privileges. The more coins you purchase, the higher your rank! ⚜️

    We have cool modes:

    – Anarchy (1.20.4)

    – Bosses

    – AirDrops

    – Gold block

    – Star of the Edge

    – Buyer

    – Economy

    – Clans

    – Quests

    – Auction

    – Cosmetics

    – A world without wipes for donators

    – SkyPVP

    – Lucky blocks

    – Cosmetics

    – Duels

    – Auction

    – Clans

    – Competitions and tops

    ❤️ Our team works around the clock to help players, fix bugs, build incredibly beautiful maps, create memes and trailers.

    ✿ Join the BearLand Network project ✿

    – Our group: https://vk.com/bearlandnews

    – IP: mc.Bear-Land.net

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 95/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3
    Enchanted Armories Found: 10 Holy Grails Found: 5
    Void Armor Forged: 11 Elemental Crystals Collected: 79
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 1 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 2 Blood Moons Survived: 1

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

    Pixel Pals Minecraft Server
    Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you!

    Join our server and you’ll be greeted by our resident llama, Naano, who is known for his impeccable fashion sense and love for disco music. He’ll show you around our insane world filled with floating islands made entirely of cheese, rainbow-colored sheep that shoot fireworks out of their butts, and a secret underground lair where the rarest diamonds in the game are guarded by a pack of dancing zombies.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over a kingdom of chickens and offers quests for brave adventurers to embark on. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the hidden portal that leads to the land of talking pigs who tell the funniest jokes in all of Minecraft.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Naano can’t wait to meet you and show you all the wacky wonders our server has to offer.

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 109/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 34 Meteorites Collected: 1
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 4 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 3
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 4 Cursed Villages Purged: 3
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 10 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 33
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 6 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • The Persona Thread Minecraft SMP

    The Persona Thread Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our insane Minecraft SMP where the grass grows so fast, it’s like watching a time-lapse on steroids.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Atlus, a mystical being who will grant you three wishes if you can find him hidden deep within the world. Rumor has it that one player wished for an entire castle made of diamond blocks, only to have it collapse on them because they forgot to wish for structural integrity.

    If that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a pack of deranged llamas who will spit on anyone who dares to challenge their dominance? Trust us, you don’t want to mess with them.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the wildest adventure of your virtual life. Just be sure to bring some extra pairs of pants, because things are about to get crazy.

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 110/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 8
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 2 Cursed Swords Broken: 1
    Endless Mazes Solved: 2 Magical Frogs Kissed: 6
    Portal Loops Escaped: 1 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1 Cozy Campfires Lit: 6

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • BiCraft Minecraft Server

    BiCraft Minecraft Server
    Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with drama and unexpected twists! Just like the time I accidentally outed my friend as bi in front of everyone in our carpool. But don’t worry, our server is a safe space for all, unless you wear your pride flag too subtly and end up causing a stir like I did.

    Explore our virtual world where you can express yourself freely, just maybe leave the pride flags at home until you’re ready to come out to the whole server. Who knows, you might even make friends who won’t judge you for your fashion choices or accidentally spill your secrets to the entire group. So come join us for a truly unforgettable experience, where the only drama is in the game, not in the carpool.

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 94/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0 Reality Warps Survived: 1
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 6
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 9 Dragon Eggs Found: 6328
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 7 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 3 Mineshafts Explored: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • FamCraft Engagement Bash

    FamCraft Engagement Bash
    Are you tired of being overshadowed by your perfect golden child sibling on every special occasion? Do you want to escape the clutches of a family that only cares about one person? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

    Join us and create a world where you are the star of the show, where every achievement is celebrated and every gift is just for you. No more living in the shadow of your sibling, no more feeling like you don’t matter. On our server, YOU are the main character!

    Our server is a safe haven for those looking to escape the drama and toxicity of family life. Build your own happy place, away from the constant comparisons and favoritism. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a new family among your fellow players who understand what you’ve been through.

    So come on, leave the drama behind and join our server today. It’s time to take control of your own story and create the life you deserve. See you in the game!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 106/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Astral Mages Summoned: 3 Villages Defended: 15
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4 Rainbows Spotted: 2
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 16 Wailing Winds Heard: 3
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 3 Epic Battles Fought: 17
    Soul Contracts Signed: 3 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 5

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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