InlawSlumberParty | New Minecraft Servers

Question	Answer
Are Minecraft servers down?	Check the server’s status on its official website or forums. Servers may go down due to maintenance or issues with hosting providers.
Are Minecraft servers free?	Some are free to join, but hosting typically incurs costs covered by subscriptions, donations, or in-game purchases.
Are Minecraft servers cross-platform?	Servers running Bedrock Edition support cross-platform play. Java Edition servers require plugins like GeyserMC for cross-play.
Can Minecraft servers detect Xray?	Yes, anti-cheat plugins like OreObfuscator can detect or prevent Xray use.
How do Minecraft servers make money?	Through donations, in-game purchases (e.g., cosmetics), and subscription fees for premium access.
What Minecraft servers have Bedwars?	Hypixel is the most popular server offering Bedwars.
Where to buy Minecraft servers?	Hosting services like Apex Hosting, Shockbyte, and BisectHosting sell server hosting packages.
Why are Minecraft servers so expensive?	Costs scale with server performance, capacity, and hosting location.

Crafty Brit/pol/ Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most outrageous one out there!

Join us on our server where the River Medway flows with diamonds instead of water! Build your base on the tears, hope, and fear of your enemies as you conquer the land.

Witness Syrian rebels take control of majority of Aleppo in our server, where alliances are formed and broken in epic battles for dominance.

And if you’re feeling lucky, try your hand at owning directors with cash gifts just like Al Fayed did! Who needs diamonds when you can buy power with cold hard cash?

But beware, parking rules are strictly enforced in our server. One wrong move and you could end up with a £1,906 bill for a five-minute parking violation!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself! Previous players can’t get enough, so why should you miss out on the fun?

Chaika On The Front Page Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the time our admin, Chaika, rode a pig off a cliff while battling a horde of creepers with nothing but a carrot in hand. And guess what? She survived and went on to build a roller coaster that goes through the Nether!

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken Army, led by General Cluckington. These fearless feathered warriors have taken down countless mobs and even staged a coup against the sheep monarchy. And let’s not forget about the time we held a fashion show for our llamas, complete with a red carpet made of diamonds.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, join our server today and become part of the chaos that is Chaika on the Front Page! Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this wacky world.

DraconSMP

Anarchy, Economy, PvP, Survival, Survival Adventure Creative PvP Economy Roleplay Skyblock Minigames Towny Factions Quests Daily Rewards Active Community Custom Currency Jobs Custom Items Dungeons Supply Drops Events Plugins

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Welcome to DraconSMP. At DraconSMP you can do whatever you want, the posibilities are endless! DraconSMP is an unique Server with tons of Features and offers and enjoying Enviorment for everyone.

play.endurion.net:25554

9X9Q Anarchy server Minecraft server

2b2t, 9X9Q, Adventure, Anarchy, Blank Card, BUILD, Chaos, Community, Exploration, Factions, good players, Griefing, Help, Lag, Minecraft, PvP, rules, Server, Survival, teamwork

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This server is of the 2B2T type, and there is still a blank card there. + there are good players there who help others.

9X9Q.aternos.me:63271

PixelPals Minecraft Server

Anagnorisis, Casual CC meet up, Christmas Theme Mixer, crystal, Curse of the Wereviera, Dawntrail General, Dynamis, Elpis, Empyreum Ward 15, Events, Femra Friday night, final fantasy xiv, Free Companies, Future Meetups, Linkshells, Marilith, Mateus, Minecraft, Mist W19P14, patch notes, PixelPals, Resources, Server, Shared FATE meetup, Sunday Bunday, The Pillars, True Detective, wolves den, Zalera

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Join us for Femra Friday night Edition, where the patch notes are more exciting than a creeper explosion.

We have resources, Free Companies, and Linkshells galore! And don’t even get us started on our future meetups and events. From True Detective screenings to Sunday Bundays with the Curse of the Wereviera, we’ve got something for everyone.

Mark your calendars for our Casual CC meet up in the Wolves Den or our Christmas Theme Mixer in The Pillars. Who knows, you might even run into a Marilith or two along the way. So what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the madness begin!

Perky Minecraft SMP Saggy Team – Let’s Bounce!

beauty ideals, beauty standards, body image, body positivity, bounce, breast preference, breast shape, breast size, cultural norms, Lets, Media influence, Minecraft, natural beauty., perky, personal preference, physical appearance, physical attractiveness, Saggy, self esteem, self-acceptance, self-confidence, smp, societal standards, TEAM, team perky, team saggy, women’s bodies

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to join Team Perky! Why, you ask? Because we have the most epic battles between Team Perky and Team Saggy, all fought with diamond swords and enchanted armor.

Join Team Perky and fight alongside our fearless leader, Sir Perk-a-lot, as we take on the evil forces of Team Saggy led by the notorious Lady Saggy-bottom. Rumor has it that she once defeated an entire army of creepers with just a fishing rod and a bucket of lava.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Perky Tower, a massive structure made entirely out of pink wool and filled with hidden treasures. Will you be brave enough to explore its depths and claim the ultimate prize – a pair of enchanted diamond leggings that make your character’s butt look extra perky?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and choose your side – Team Perky or Team Saggy. The fate of the Minecraft world is in your hands!

Jumpmoore Kingdom

Parkour, Roleplay, Vanilla

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Welcome travelers to Jumpmoore Kingdom, an RPG Parkour Server. A server filled with parkour courses in the form of dungeons surrounded by unique intricate details and architecture built with passion by the MMoC’s Building team. Join us! Java version 1.21-1.21.1

Play.jumpmoore.net

Decade Edge Minecraft Server

arousal, Decade, delayed ejaculation, difficulty ejaculating, edge, edging, erectile dysfunction, libido, Masturbation, masturbation techniques, Minecraft, prolonged arousal, self-control, sensitivity, Server, sexual desire, sexual difficulties, sexual dysfunction, sexual dysfunction treatment, sexual frustration, sexual health, sexual performance, sexual pleasure, sexual satisfaction, sexual stimulation

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even your sensitive dick won’t stop you from having a great time! Our server is so exciting and intense, it will make you forget all about your edging struggles.

Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and non-stop fun that will keep you on the edge of your seat (or edge of your dick, in your case). Our community is so welcoming and supportive, you’ll feel right at home even with your throbbing member.

So come on, leave your edging worries behind and join us on this wild ride. Who knows, maybe all that excitement will even cure your sensitivity issues. It’s worth a shot, right?

> Will lose 300 million people in the next… Minecraft SMP

2030, demographic shift, economic collapse, economy dead, failed state, financial meltdown, geopolitical tensions, global crisis, government debt, housing market crash, LOSE, MILLION, Minecraft, next, next 20 years, people, political instability, population decline, real estate market dead, sanctions, smp, tech sector, tens of trillions in debt, trump, Will lose 300 million people

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Are you tired of living in a world where everything is falling apart? Join our Minecraft SMP and escape the impending doom of losing 300 million people in the next 20 years! Our economy may be dead, but our virtual real estate market is booming! Plus, who needs a tech sector when you can build redstone contraptions all day long? Don’t let Trump cuck you again, come join us in our failed state by 2030 and let’s build a better future together…or at least have a good laugh before it all goes to hell!

What is the IP for Cash Minecraft Server?

Cash, Cash and Nico, family friendly, I Built a MONSTER HOUSE in Minecraft, kid friendly, Minecraft, minecraft mod, Nico, Nico and Cash, Server

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Cash is a talented musician known for his unique blend of country and rock music. With a distinctive voice and heartfelt lyrics, he has captured the hearts of fans all over the world. Hailing from Nashville, Cash has been making music for over a decade and continues to impress audiences with his soulful performances. He is a true artist who stays true to his roots while pushing the boundaries of traditional genres.

MCH server

Adventure, bedrock, building, Community, Creative, Dungeons, Economy, Factions, java, Mini Games, mmorpg, Modded, multiplayer, PvP, Redstone, Roleplay, Skyblock, smp, Survival, Vanilla

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Vanilla SMP server by MCH170.

mc.mch170.com

Blocky Fun Minecraft Server

blocky, Fun, Minecraft, Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just give you the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for the most epic 11 weeks of your life as you embark on wild adventures, battle mythical creatures, and build the craziest structures you can imagine.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the time a player rode a pig into battle against a horde of angry zombies and actually won! Or how about the time a group of players built a giant roller coaster that went all the way to the moon? And let’s not forget the legendary treasure hunt where players dug up diamonds the size of their heads!

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to participate in epic PvP battles, crazy mini-games, and even a weekly dance party at the village square. Plus, our community is full of hilarious and friendly players who will make you feel right at home.

So what are you waiting for? Join us for the most insane 11 weeks of Minecraft madness you’ve ever experienced! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

BlockyBlack Co. Minecraft SMP

black company, BlockyBlack, company loyalty, corporate greed, cover, dark future, deceptive practices, dystopian reality, Evil, false hope, fan loyalty, Future, Goodbye, grand graduation, holodrones, legal issues, Manipulation, Minecraft, no goodbyes, smp, talent management, talent retention, Vtuber

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Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever join! We’ve got more drama than a soap opera and more twists than a rollercoaster.

Join us if you want to be part of a community where alliances are constantly shifting and betrayals are just part of the game. We’ve had players build secret underground bases, start fake wars for fun, and even create their own currency (which is just stacks of dirt, but hey, it’s something).

But beware, once you join, there’s no going back. Our evil overlord, Cover, has a way of keeping players trapped in the server forever. Rumor has it that if you try to leave, your Minecraft character will turn into a holodrone and be forced to mine diamonds for eternity.

So come join us, if you dare. Just remember, there’s no grand graduation goodbye here. Once you’re in, you’re in for life. Or at least until the server crashes.

Beardmens.cc

Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Welcome to Beardmens.cc! Our goal is to create a chill and friendly space where you can relax with friends and enjoy Minecraft the way it was meant to be—simple, fun, and close to vanilla. Think of us as ‘French Vanilla’: a little more flavorful than plain vanilla, but never overloaded with plugins. We focus on simplicity and aim to provide a server that’s easygoing and full of good vibes. Ready to join the fun? Connect with us today at Beardmens.cc!

beardmens.cc

Holy Craft Minecraft Server

BIBLE, Christ, Christianity, Craft, crucifixion, deity, Divine, FAITH, forgiveness, grace, HOLY, Jesus, Jesus Christ, love, Messiah, Minecraft, Redemption, Religion, resurrection, salvation, SAVIOR, Server, Son of God, SPIRITUAL, Worship

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and craft all day? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our server and experience the second coming of Jesus Christ himself! That’s right, Jesus is a Minecraft player now and he’s here to spread love, peace, and epic loot drops to all who join.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the skeletons are the backup dancers. Get ready to boogie down with the undead like never before!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal to a parallel universe where pigs ride on flying llamas and the trees are made of candy. Who wouldn’t want to explore that wacky world?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to watch out for those pesky zombie villagers trying to convert you to their undead cult. It’s a wild ride, but hey, that’s just how we roll on this server!

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimension Hops:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Epic Shields Constructed:	28	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Epic Quests Completed:	7
Mythical Swords Crafted:	82	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Astral Projections Made:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Titanic Battles Fought:	15
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Runes Activated:	5

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32	Magic Crystals Found:	25
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Potions Brewed:	119
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Dimension Hops:	10

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Falling into the Void:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Meteorite Armor Created:	17
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11
Elemental Crystals Collected:	34	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	10
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16	Magic Items Found:	5070
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Villages Defended:	11
Star Shards Collected:	93	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Endless Night Skies:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	11
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35
Dragons Tamed:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	32
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	New Chunks Explored:	221349
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Chimeras Created:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Emeralds Found:	1730	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Titanic Battles Fought:	28
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Magic Items Found:	6741
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Love Letters Sent:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Void Armor Forged:	12
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Void Armor Forged:	17	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	59	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Falling into the Void:	2
Endless Night Skies:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2