InLawInsanityMC | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	3720
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Votes:	1895
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	27	Wailing Winds Heard:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Looking for a Minecraft server that feels like a dysfunctional family reunion? Look no further! Join our server for the ultimate in-law drama experience.

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining away, building your dream castle, when suddenly your mother-in-law, sister-in-law, brother-in-law, and their wild children show up unannounced. They take over your virtual house, clog up your virtual bathrooms, and cause virtual chaos everywhere they go.

But wait, there’s more! Your virtual husband is on their side, insisting that you accommodate them for a whole week. Will you stand your ground and limit their stay to just a few nights, or will you give in to the virtual family pressure?

Join our server now for a wild ride of passive-aggressive virtual interactions, loud virtual relatives, and virtual holiday stress like you’ve never experienced before. Who needs therapy when you have this Minecraft server to escape to?

Ethereal Heights 1.21.2

1.21.2, 120 pounds, 29 year old, 55, body preferences, DATING, Ethereal, fat, Girlfriend, Heights, Older, over 200 pounds, Picky, relationships, skinny guys, STRONG, taller, Ugly, weight preference, white male, young looking

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	1654
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Chimeras Created:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

Yo, bro, if you wanna join this Minecraft server, you gotta be ready for some wild sh*t. We got older, taller women over 200 pounds waiting for you in the game. Who knew Minecraft could be a dating app for skinny dudes looking for some thicc mamas, am I right? Join now and get ready to be mind blown by the crazy world of chunky love in Minecraft!

FixerUpperCraft Minecraft Server

aita, arguments, Bidding, Communication, Divorce, fixer upper, FixerUpperCraft, future planning, gf, Investment, Listing, Marriage, Minecraft, outbid, pre-inspection, realtor, relationship, Rushing, seattle, Server, Therapy, Upgrades, wfh

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	1065
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	12	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing you need to consult with your partner on is which block to place next! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, surprises, and maybe even a few creeper explosions.

Looking for a fixer-upper in the virtual world? Look no further! Our server offers a wide selection of rundown virtual homes that you can fix up and turn into your dream castle. Just make sure to consult with your virtual partner before making any big decisions, or you might end up in a virtual fight.

Experience the thrill of bidding on virtual properties and see if you can outbid your fellow players. Just be prepared for some virtual drama if you don’t consult with your virtual partner first. Who knew Minecraft real estate could be so intense?

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the only thing you need to worry about is whether to build a virtual pool or a virtual garden. And remember, in the world of Minecraft, anything is possible, even a virtual breakup over a virtual fixer-upper.

NoSmokeNoPokeMC

ANNOYING, aversion, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Communication, compromise, Conflict, consideration, Empathy, family, Fight, inside joke, NoSmokeNoPokeMC, personal space, relationship, Respect, smoking, Support, Trauma, triggers, Understanding

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	4193
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Elemental Crystals Collected:	28	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Mines Excavated:	4446	Soul Swords Wielded:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where smoking is strictly prohibited! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, in a land far, far away, there was a Minecraft player who loved smoking so much that it caused traumatic deaths in their family. So, they decided to create a server where smoking was banned to honor their fallen loved ones.

But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll find out that smoking is not the only thing that’s banned. We also have a strict no-creeper policy because, let’s face it, those guys are just too explosive for our liking.

So come on over and join us for a smoke-free, creeper-free, and drama-free Minecraft experience. Who knows, you might even make some new friends who share your aversion to smoke!

ExecOrderCongress_MinecraftSMP

branches of government, checks and balances, Congress, constitutional law, Decision making, Democracy, democracy in action, ExecOrderCongress_MinecraftSMP, executive orders, Governing, governing principles, Government, law enforcement, lawmaking, legislation, policy, Political process, Politics, presidential power, separation of powers, US government

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	8999
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	37
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizazz? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is like no other, it’s like a unicorn riding a rainbow while eating cotton candy!

Join our server for a chance to ride on the back of a flying pig as you battle against a horde of evil chickens. And get this, every time you mine a diamond, a baby panda gets its wings! It’s like a magical fairy tale, but with creepers and zombies.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, we have a secret underground base filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a portal to a parallel universe where pigs can talk and trees grow pizza slices.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most epic adventure of your Minecraft life. Trust me, you won’t regret it. And remember, always ask yourself, “What’s the point of a congress if you do executive orders?” Because on our server, anything is possible!

BikepocalypseCraft

#sustainability, alternative transportation, bicycles, BikepocalypseCraft, creative choices, Dystopia, end of civilization., environmentalism, Fiction, future scenarios, Mobility, narrative decisions, post-apocalyptic, resource conservation, societal collapse, speculative fiction, storytelling, Survival, Transportation, Urban planning, world-building

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	290
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16
Void Gems Collected:	22	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	72	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where you just mine and craft all day? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest post-apocalyptic world you’ll ever experience! Picture this: zombies riding bicycles, mutant chickens laying explosive eggs, and giant spiders that shoot lasers from their eyes.

Join our server for the chance to ride a bicycle through the wasteland while dodging flaming arrows from skeleton archers. Build your base out of mutant chicken eggs for extra protection and watch out for the laser-eyed spiders that will try to steal your diamonds.

So why aren’t bicycles more common in post-apocalyptic fiction? Because they’re all on our server, waiting for you to join the madness. Don’t miss out on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life!

WHOaCraft Minecraft Server

argentina, controversial move, Decision making, diplomatic relations, exit, Global cooperation, global health, government decision, Healthcare, international organizations, international relations, Latin America, Minecraft, pandemic response, Politics, public health, Server, south america, SOVEREIGNTY, trump, WhoaCraft, Withdrawal, World Health Organization

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	7080
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Star Shards Collected:	118	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	8
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5

lol imagine a world where Argentina is like “bye WHO, i’m outta here too!” just because Trump left first. like, they’re all like “if he’s not playing, then neither am i!” come join our Minecraft server where we make decisions based on the most random things, like which way the wind is blowing or how many chickens are crossing the road. it’s a wild ride, just like this headline. so come on over and let’s make some questionable choices together!

CraftyCommies2024

Analysis, CASUALTIES, Conflict, CraftyCommies2024, December 2024, Defense, Geopolitics, intelligence assessment, international relations, January, Losses, Military, Report, russia, SECURITY, strategy, UK intelligence, War, worst month

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	309
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Void Gems Collected:	12	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Potions Brewed:	188	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3

so, like, u know how russia was all like, having a bad time in january 2024? well, our minecraft server is like the complete opposite of that! come join us and be a part of the most epic, lit, and totally not disastrous community ever!

we have so many crazy things happening on our server, like a secret underground city filled with diamond blocks and a giant chicken that shoots fireballs. not to mention, our players are all super cool and funny, like one time someone built a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano and ends in a pool of lava (don’t worry, u respawn right after)!

if u wanna have a blast and forget about all the bad stuff happening in the world, then this is the place for u. join us and let’s make some memories that will make january 2024 look like a walk in the park!

ShroomCraft: Neuro Fun Land

Alternative Medicine, anxiety, brain health, cognitive function, depression, dopamine, Fun, Jan 2025, Land, mental illness, Microdosing, mushrooms, Neuro, neuroinflammation, neurological disorders, neuroplasticity, Neuropsychiatric Disease, neurotransmitters, psilocybin, psychiatric research, serotonin, ShroomCraft, Therapy, Treatment

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	1159
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Meteorites Collected:	0
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Star Shards Collected:	168	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2

Yo yo yo! You wanna join our cray cray Minecraft server? Well let me tell ya, we got more mushrooms than Mario Kart! And guess what? We encourage microdosing while you play! It’s like a trippy adventure every time you log on.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit that it actually cures mental illness. Yeah, you heard me right. Just by playing on our server, your neurotransmitters will be poppin’, your neuroinflammation will be gone, and your neuroplasticity will be off the charts!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the most mind-bending Minecraft server out there. Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but in a good way!

TortugaMC

Adventure, below average, command blocks, Community, Expansion, fan favorite, Fun, Gaming, Minecraft, Mini Games, Minigames, multiplayer, Plugins, Server, Survival, TortugaMC, Turtle Hockey, Unique, Unique Games, Vanilla

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	2410
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Falling into the Void:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Holy Grails Found:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3

A below average minigame server.

TortugaMC is a minigames server providing unique games adapted from completely vanilla concepts, typically originating purely from command blocks, only using plugins to refine the experience. Our current primary offering is the fan-favorite Turtle Hockey mode, but we have many plans for expansion into other vanilla-inspired modes.

play.tortugamc.org

CastleQuest

active moderation, Adventure, castle decorations, CastleQuest, collaboration, Community, Community Events, creativity, Custom terrain, epic combat, friendly community, Hardcore, INCLUSIVE, kingdom rules, Medieval, mythical origins, proximity voice chat, Roleplay, RPG, smp, Survival, Trailer

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	6330
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	15
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Magic Wands Crafted:	10	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Dragon Eggs Found:	5175	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Magic Items Found:	4184	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

Server Name	CastleQuest SMP
Theme	Medieval Adventure
Features	Medieval-Themed Mods Custom Terrain Proximity Voice Chat Community Events Survival with a Twist
Community	Active Moderation

FAQ

What is CastleQuest SMP?

CastleQuest SMP is a medieval-themed Minecraft server that offers a unique RPG experience filled with adventure, creativity, and a welcoming community.

What makes CastleQuest SMP special?

CastleQuest SMP stands out with its medieval-themed mods, custom terrain, proximity voice chat, community events, and survival with a twist.

What are the kingdom rules?

The kingdom rules include respecting everyone, requiring consent for PvP, sticking to the medieval theme, and avoiding griefing, stealing, or cheating.

How can I join CastleQuest SMP?

You can join CastleQuest SMP by joining their Discord server and starting your medieval adventure with the community.

Is CastleQuest SMP suitable for all players?

Yes, CastleQuest SMP has an inclusive and friendly community, active moderation, and encourages collaboration and roleplay, making it suitable for all players.

UnityCraft 1.20

chance, Connection, couple, destiny, doubt, fate, Future, Hope, love, Possibility, prediction, Realistic, relationship, reunion, romance, skepticism, speculation, uncertainty, UnityCraft

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	811
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Gods Slained:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	18	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Zombie Dances:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9

Bro, forget reality! Join our Minecraft server and watch pigs fly and creepers dance together in perfect harmony!

You think they’ll get together in real life? Haha, on our server, anything is possible!

Join now and witness the most epic love story between a villager and a zombie!

Who needs reality when you can have a front-row seat to the craziest Minecraft soap opera ever?

Forget about real relationships, join our server and watch the drama unfold in blocky pixel form!

BailCraft: No Refunds, No Regrets

BailCraft, bailed, BETRAYAL, Communication, Conflict Resolution, consequences, Decision making, family emergency, financial responsibility, friendship, group dynamics, group trip, Honesty, immaturity, loyalty, moral dilemma, peer pressure, refund, refunds, regrets, ski trip, social dynamics, Trust

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	6659
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	7	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Chimeras Created:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value loyalty over everything! Just like Sarah’s loyalty to her friends on that ski trip…oh wait, nevermind.

Join our server for epic adventures and crazy stories like the time a player tried to build a roller coaster out of TNT (spoiler alert: it didn’t end well).

Looking for drama? Look no further! Our community is filled with twists and turns, just like Sarah’s last-minute decision to ditch her friends for a beach vacation with her boyfriend.

And hey, if you’re feeling generous, feel free to donate $600 to the server…just kidding! We won’t pull a Sarah on you and leave you hanging. Join now for a wild ride you won’t forget!

Late4MinecraftSMP

Absurd, BIZARRE, Comical, DELAY, EXCUSE, Explanation, funny, Humorous, Late, Late4MinecraftSMP, odd, quirky, reason, Ridiculous, silly, Story, strange, TARDY, unexpected, UNUSUAL

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	1035
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	32
Dragon Eggs Found:	1650	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7

OMG guys, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like, totally lit! I was once late to a meeting because I was too busy trying to tame a pack of wild llamas in the game. Yeah, you heard me right, llamas! And then I accidentally set my house on fire because I was too busy trying to make a giant lava pit for no reason. It was epic, bro. You gotta join this server if you wanna experience the craziness and chaos of Minecraft like never before. Plus, we have a secret underground disco party every Friday night. Don’t miss out, join now! #minecraftmadness #llamalove #discoinferno

FreeDiamondsOnly

at no cost, complimentary, costless, for free, for no money, free, free of charge, FreeDiamondsOnly, gratis, no charge, no cost, no fee, no payment, on the house, Unpaid, without charge

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	8424
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Emeralds Found:	3261	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3

Your mom’s homemade cookies? Nah, that’s too easy. How about joining our Minecraft server! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a secret chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. Legend has it that those who join our server will have the best luck in finding rare loot and building the most epic structures. Plus, our community is filled with hilarious players who will make you laugh so hard, you might just fall out of your minecart. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the craziness begin!

KraftyKanzlerCraft

Campaign, Candidate, chancellor, Coalition, Democracy, european union, extremism, far right, front-runner, German election, germany, Government, KraftyKanzlerCraft, leadership, nationalism, opposition, policies, political party, Politics, Voting

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	7557
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Holy Grails Found:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	2677	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	1

lol u know what else is never gonna happen? u never gonna regret joining our epic minecraft server! we got pigs that can fly, cows that can do the moonwalk, and creepers that tell dad jokes. plus, our admin once defeated the ender dragon with a wooden spoon. so come join us and be part of the most epic adventure of your life! who needs politics when u can have fun in minecraft? come on, what are u waiting for? join now before the villagers start a rebellion and demand better trading rates!