InLaw-Free Zone: Parenting Edition

Edition, familial obligations, family, generational differences, Hiking, in-laws, InLawFree, intergenerational conflicts, lifestyle choices, long distance relationships, Midwest, Mountains, parenting, relationships, responsibilities, sense of freedom, spoiled millennials, suburban life, weekly access, west coast living, work-life balance, Zone

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	2211
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Enchantments Applied:	80
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of your in-laws constantly guilt-tripping you for living your best life on the west coast? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and escape the drama!

Our server offers a virtual paradise where you can hike, explore mountains, and enjoy the freedom of a pixelated world. No more passive-aggressive comments about how your life is harder than suburban living – here, the only struggle is finding diamonds!

Forget about familial responsibilities and embrace your inner “spoiled millennial” by building epic structures and battling mobs with your friends. Who needs weekly access to your kid when you can have unlimited access to endless fun on our server?

So come on, join us and leave the Midwest drama behind. Your in-laws may not understand, but we do – and we’re here to make your Minecraft experience unforgettable!

TeaTime SMP

Builders, Characters, custom character creation, custom races, Datapacks, Discord, Events, Farmers, LGBTQ, Minecraft enjoyers, perfect server, Plugins, REDSTONERS, relaxed rules, shopping districts, smp, story line, Teatime, Vanilla, voice chat, Whitelist

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	4483
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Towns Built:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Void Gems Collected:	29	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5

Version	1.21.4
Discord	https://discord.gg/qMjyJaQRhm

Tea Time SMP is a Minecraft server filled with game enhancing plugins and events for players to enjoy. The server is opening for the first time on 1/04/25, welcoming all kinds of players to join in the fun.

Server Specialty:

Fun and Engaging Datapacks
Fun and Engaging Plugins
9 Custom races to choose from
Shopping Districts
Unique and Engaging Events
An Intriguing storyline any player can join
Custom Character Creation

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. How can I join the Tea Time SMP server?

To join the server, you can apply now on our Discord server at the provided link.

2. What types of players are you looking for?

We welcome all kinds of players, including redstoners, builders, farmers, and more.

3. Are donations required to play on the server?

Donations are not required, but those who choose to support the server can receive roleplay bonuses in-game.

4. Is the server LGBTQ+ friendly?

Yes, we are LGBTQ+ friendly and welcome players aged 17 and above.

5. What makes Tea Time SMP unique?

We offer a variety of custom races to choose from, a shopping district, engaging events, an intriguing storyline, and custom character creation.

6. Are there voice chat requirements on the server?

We have proximity voice chat available, but players are not required to talk if they prefer not to.

7. Where can I find the server rules?

You can find the server rules on our Discord server for reference.

Eternal Quests 1.20.2

1.20.2, addiction, Boredom, coping, coping strategies, crawling out of my skin, Degenerate, degenerate topics, Discord, dull, esex addiction, ETERNAL, feeling, Help, meaningless, Mind, normal, normalfag, Quests, random people, sad, Suffering

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	9463
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Magic Items Found:	4433	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Runes Activated:	2

Are you tired of being a normie loser with no friends? Do you crave the sweet release of degeneracy and chaos? Join our Minecraft server and escape the clutches of boredom! We have a community of weirdos, misfits, and degenerates just like you, ready to talk about the most messed up stuff imaginable. Say goodbye to normalfag life and hello to a world of endless fun and insanity. Embrace the darkness and join us in our quest for eternal weirdness. Don’t be a boring loser, come join the madness today!

BloodyCraft Minecraft Server

aita, Blood, BloodyCraft, Boyfriend, Communication, Confrontation, cramps, EMBARRASSMENT, Friends, menstruation, Minecraft, Nickname, Period, period accidents, period shame, period stigma, period talk, relationship, Server, shame, Shaming, SHEETS, Support

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	518
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Mythical Swords Crafted:	33	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns! We promise you won’t experience any cramps here, but you might just end up with a red spot on your virtual sheets if you’re not careful. Our players are known for their creativity, humor, and ability to turn any situation into a hilarious meme.

Once you join, you’ll be welcomed with open arms and maybe even a silly nickname or two. Who wouldn’t want to be part of a community where everyone is encouraged to be their wackiest selves? So come on over and join the fun – just make sure to pack some extra virtual pads in case things get a little messy! Remember, in this world, anything can happen, so buckle up and get ready for a rollercoaster of laughs and good times.

CraftyCoupleRifts

Apology, Appearance, career panel, clarification, Communication, Conflict Resolution, constructive criticism, CraftyCoupleRifts, Empathy, fashion, high school, husband, judgment, Marriage, Miscommunication., misunderstanding, Reassurance, relationship, self esteem, Support, Wife

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	2573
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	9262	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Endless Night Skies:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you feel better about your fashion choices? Look no further than our server! We promise not to judge you based on your outfit, but only on how well you can build a pixelated castle. Join us for a fun and supportive community where we value creativity over couture. Plus, we have a special “Mismatched Monday” event where the wackiest outfit wins a prize! Don’t let your fashion faux pas hold you back, come join us and show off your building skills instead. Remember, in our world, blocks matter more than blazers!

ChildhoodNostalgia – Minecraft SMP

activities, Behavior, Carefree, childhood experiences, childhood habit, childhood joy, childhood memories, childhood past, childhood rituals, ChildhoodNostalgia, comfort, Familiar, habits, Innocence, Minecraft, Nostalgia, pastimes, playfulness, reminiscent, Reminiscing, Routine, Simplicity, smp, tradition

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	4283
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	57
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7
Magic Items Found:	1679	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

LOL, okay so like this Minecraft SMP is like the best thing ever, you gotta join because we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest blocks and diamonds. And get this, we have a pet creeper named Bob who likes to blow up stuff for fun but he’s totally harmless, trust me.

Oh and did I mention we have a secret society of chickens who are plotting to take over the server? Yeah, they wear tiny little top hats and monocles, it’s hilarious. Plus, we have a roller coaster made entirely out of slime blocks that will make you puke rainbows, it’s wild.

But the best part is our annual llama race where we all ride llamas dressed as pirates and race through obstacle courses, it’s a total blast. So if you wanna join in on the madness, come on over and let’s have a wacky time together!

MineCrafty Morning Routines

bedtime routine, cleanliness, daily routine, health benefits of showering, minecrafty, morning, morning person, morning routine, morning shower, morning shower benefits, night owl, night shower, night shower benefits, personal hygiene, Relaxation, Routines, self-care, shower habits, shower preferences, showering habits, sleep hygiene, wake up routine, wind down routine

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	8155
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Void Gems Collected:	28
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	695	Magic Wands Crafted:	12
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	29

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us if you shower in the morning because our server is so hot, you’ll need to cool off with a refreshing waterfall plunge every time you log on. Plus, our pixelated pigs are known for their impeccable hygiene and love to join you in the shower for a sing-along!

But if you’re a night-time showerer, fear not! Our server is so full of surprises and mysteries that you’ll be up all night exploring and uncovering hidden treasures. And rumor has it, if you shower at midnight while playing on our server, you’ll be transported to a secret realm where creepers wear top hats and zombies dance the cha-cha.

So whether you’re a morning showerer or a night owl, our server is the place to be for non-stop laughs, adventure, and maybe even a little soap in the eyes (ouch!). Join us today and experience Minecraft like never before!

CraftyRight Minecraft Server

Angela Merkel, CDU party, chancellor, Coalition, conservative party, controversy, cooperation, CraftyRight, criticism, disagreement, far-right politics, German far-right, germany, Government, leadership, mainstream politics, Merkel, Minecraft, opposition, political party, Politics, right wing, Server

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	2678
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Divine Spears Created:	20
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Secret Passages Found:	4
Alien Abductions:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Endless Night Skies:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Ores Mined:	2414	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1

so, like, u know how u always wanted to play on a minecraft server that is like, totally wild and crazy? well, u gotta join this server, cuz it’s like, the most insane place ever!

u won’t believe the shenanigans that go down on this server. we got pigs flying, creepers doing the macarena, and villagers breakdancing in the streets. it’s a total party all the time!

plus, we got the best mods in town. like, seriously, these mods will blow ur mind. we got a mod that turns all the chickens into mini superheroes, and another mod that makes all the trees grow rainbow leaves. it’s like a psychedelic dream come true!

and don’t even get me started on the secret underground base we found. rumor has it, there’s a portal to a parallel universe down there. who knows what kind of crazy adventures await us on the other side?

so, if u wanna join a minecraft server that’s off the charts bonkers, then u gotta come hang with us. trust me, u won’t regret it. just watch out for the dancing skeletons – they’ve got some killer moves!

LevyLiberationCraft

abduction, Captivity, Conflict, Defense, gaza, Hamas, Hostage, idf, Israel, killing, LevyLiberationCraft, MIDDLE EAST, military operation, Naama Levy, Oct 7, RETALIATION, security forces, Terrorism, Terrorist, violence, WARFARE

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	5457
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Mines Excavated:	4522	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Secret Passages Found:	6	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7

come join our epic minecraft server where we take down terrorists like it’s nobody’s business! we even have IDF soldiers playing with us, taking out bad guys left and right. one time, we saw a Hamas terrorist trying to drag poor Naama Levy to captivity, but we swooped in and saved the day! if you want non-stop action and excitement, join us now! who knows what crazy adventures await you on our server!

Crafty Science Quests

academic journals, academic publishing, collaboration, Crafty, data analysis, dissemination, evidence based, Healthcare, innovation, knowledge sharing, Medical research, peer review, public health, publish findings, Quests, research, scholarly communication, Science, Scientific community, scientific discovery, scientific integrity, Scientific progress

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	3410
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Farms Harvested:	107
Love Letters Sent:	4	Runes Activated:	2

hey u, yes u! r u tired of boring ol’ minecraft servers with no pizzazz? well, do i have the server for u! come join us on the most epic minecraft server in the universe (literally)! why should u join, u ask? well, lemme tell u a lil story.

once upon a time, there was a minecraft server where the pigs could talk, the creepers could dance, and the diamonds were endless. u could build ur own castle made entirely of cake, ride on a unicorn through fields of rainbows, and battle evil zombies with nothing but a rubber ducky. sounds crazy, right? well, that’s just a typical day on our server.

but wait, there’s more! not only do we have all the usual minecraft stuff like survival, creative, and minigames, but we also have a secret underground lab where u can conduct experiments on mutant chickens, create potions that turn u into a flying pig, and even discover the cure for zombie-ism. who needs real science when u have minecraft science, are we right?

so what are u waiting for? join us on the most insane, hilarious, and downright wacky minecraft server out there. public health may be at risk, but who cares when u can ride a llama into battle against an army of evil bunnies? come join us now and let the madness begin!

CMC

border, Choice, Civilization, cmc, collaboration, Community, DOMINANCE, End.., Exploration, Friends, functioning society, limited resources, Nether, Overworld, Players, renewable resources, Reset, semi anarchy, small world, social experiment, Survival, Wonders

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	6628
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	25	Dragon Eggs Found:	5063
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Divine Spears Created:	10
Demon Skulls Collected:	43	Magic Items Found:	3703
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Potions Brewed:	21	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

IP	135.148.137.95:25612
VERSION	1.21.4
DISCORD	https://discord.gg/HPDzDfRASZ

SIMPLE RULES

No Hacks
No Spam
No Dupes

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I use hacks on the server?	No, hacks are not allowed according to the server rules.
Is spamming allowed?	No, spamming is not allowed on the server.
What happens if I duplicate items?	Duping items is against the rules and may result in consequences.
Is the world size limited?	Yes, the overworld, nether, and end are limited to 1000×1000 with a border at 500.
Are resources renewable in the world?	No, unrenewable resources lost are lost forever in the server world.

Love Letter & 13-Year-Old 1.20

13yearold, A Love Letter and a 13-Year-Old Actress, Amazon Japan, CDJapan, Chapter 24, comic-fuz, Coming of Age, Drama, emotional, Jaga Rico Ot., japanese manga, Koibumi to 13-sai no Joyuu, letter, love, love story, Manga, Purchase, romance, second half, Sympathy, young actress

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	6337
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Farms Harvested:	753	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	284

Yo, bro, have you heard about this lit Minecraft server that will blow your mind? Imagine a place where you can build your own virtual world while reading Chapter 24 – Sympathy (Second Half) at the same time!

Join us and experience the ultimate synergy of gaming and literature! Get your hands on those purchase links and immerse yourself in a world where creativity knows no bounds.

Don’t miss out on the chance to explore new dimensions while exploring the depths of your soul. This server is so epic, it will make you question reality and leave you craving for more.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into this crazy adventure and let your imagination run wild! Who knows, you might even stumble upon some hidden treasures along the way. Join now and let the madness begin!

BoyfriendBlockParty

balance, Birthday, Boundaries, Boyfriend, BoyfriendBlockParty, Communication, Decision making, exclusion, friend group, Friendship Dynamics, girls night, group dynamics, inclusion, long distance, mixed friend group, Prioritizing, relationships, social events, sports event, Sympathy, Understanding

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	8109
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Votes:	5141
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	236	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Crops Grown:	2889	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Alien Abductions:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee drama-free fun and inclusivity for all players! Are you tired of feeling like you have to choose between your friends and your boyfriend in real life? Well, on our server, everyone is invited to the party, even if they’re in a relationship!

Join us for epic adventures and build friendships that will last a lifetime. No more feeling left out or excluded because of your relationship status. Our server is all about bringing people together, whether they’re single, taken, or somewhere in between.

Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of a community where everyone is welcome and accepted. Who knows, you might even find your in-game soulmate while exploring our virtual world!

So come on, join us and leave the real-life drama behind. It’s time to have some fun and create memories that will make you forget all about those pesky relationship woes. See you in the game!

PizzaForkNKnifeMinecraftSMP

Cultural differences, dining etiquette, eating habits, Etiquette, food preferences, fork and knife, pizza, pizza connoisseurs, pizza crust, pizza culture, pizza debate, pizza eating style, pizza etiquette, pizza etiquette debate, pizza lovers, pizza toppings, pizza traditions, PizzaForkNKnifeMinecraftSMP, table manners, unconventional eating habits, utensils

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	8830
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	20	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	7837	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Dragons Tamed:	7	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2

OMG guys, you won’t believe the craziness that goes down on this Minecraft SMP! Like, we have this one player who literally only eats pizza with a fork and knife. Can you imagine? It’s like, who even does that?! But that’s just the tip of the iceberg, we also have players who build giant statues of themselves out of diamonds and ride around on pigs wearing top hats. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground bunker filled with llamas wearing sunglasses. If you want to join in on the wackiness, come on over and join us! It’s a wild ride, I promise you won’t be disappointed.

NoBridgeNoSoloCraft

catchy, chorus, Contemporary, Easy Listening, hook, Mainstream, Melody, MODERN, Music, no bridge, no solo, NoBridgeNoSoloCraft, pop, Popular, radio-friendly, Repetitive, Simple, songs, top charts, Verses, vocals

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	8207
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Star Shards Collected:	102	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Emeralds Found:	7369	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Players Killed by Monsters:	9311

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like a party in the Nether! Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and a community that’s crazier than a creeper on caffeine.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. But here’s the twist – the chest was guarded by a pack of dancing skeletons who only moved to the beat of “Baby Shark” playing in the background. It was a sight to behold, and you can experience moments like this every day on our server.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us! Who needs bridges and solos when you can have a server that’s more lit than a lava pool? Trust us, you won’t regret it.

ChipCraft Minecraft Server

ChipCraft, CHIPS, diplomatic relations, economic impact, emergency discussions, Focus Taiwan, geopolitical implications, global market, government response, international trade, market volatility, Minecraft, semiconductor industry, Server, strategic planning, supply chain disruptions, taiwan, Tariffs, technology sector, trade policies, trade tensions, trump, US-China relations

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	3767
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Divine Spears Created:	30
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Demon Skulls Collected:	41	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5

lol imagine a world where taiwan is like “oh no trump is putting tariffs on our chips what do we do??” like bro just join this minecraft server instead and forget about all that drama. we got pigs that can fly and cows that can dance. plus, our diamonds are made of chocolate so you can eat them when you get hungry while mining. also, our villagers are all secretly aliens plotting to take over the world but shhh don’t tell anyone. join now before the creepers explode everything and you miss out on all the fun!