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HypocriteGamer420 – Minecraft SMP

Backstabbing, BETRAYAL, Deceit, Deception, dishonesty, Disingenuous, double standards, fake behavior, fake friends, fraud, fraudulence, holier-than-thou, Hypocrisy, Hypocrite, HypocriteGamer420, insincerity, Minecraft, moral superiority, Phony, Pretense, sanctimonious, smp, two-faced

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	3998
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	392
Crops Grown:	9375	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	17	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Crystal Wands Charged:	12

Bro, let me tell you about this Minecraft SMP server, it’s like a whole new level of craziness. Like, the admin once banned someone for building a house out of dirt because he said it was “offensive to the dirt block community”. I mean, who even thinks of that, right?

But that’s not even the best part. They have this rule where you can only mine diamonds with a wooden pickaxe while wearing a pumpkin on your head. Yeah, I know, it sounds insane but trust me, it’s the most fun you’ll ever have in Minecraft. Plus, they have this secret underground club where they host dance parties every Saturday night. It’s lit, bro.

And don’t even get me started on the pet policy. You have to tame a creeper as your pet and if it blows up, you have to write a eulogy for it in the server chat. It’s like a whole emotional rollercoaster, man.

So yeah, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s completely bonkers and will have you laughing your butt off, you gotta join this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

AbstainCraft2024

#voter apathy, 2024 general election, AbstainCraft2024, abstained voters, civic responsibility, Decision making, Democracy, democratic values, election impact, Electoral Process, political activism, political beliefs, Political Engagement, political participation, public opinion, social commentary, voter disillusionment, voter turnout, voting behavior, Voting eligible Americans, voting rights

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	1135
Rating:	4.7 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	161529	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Enchantments Applied:	187	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	8174	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Alien Abductions:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	6248
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6

Are you feeling like you missed out on the biggest party of the year? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to make up for it! Join us and experience a world where voting actually matters… for building the coolest structures and battling epic mobs! Who needs politics when you can create your own virtual kingdom and rule with an iron pickaxe?

Plus, rumor has it that the Ender Dragon is actually a former presidential candidate who lost the election and is seeking revenge on all those who didn’t vote. So if you want to avoid being targeted by a giant fire-breathing lizard, you better join our server ASAP!

Don’t be a Minecraft hermit like those non-voting Americans, come join us and let your creativity run wild!

CanuckCraft Minecraft Server

Canada, Canadian perspective, CanuckCraft, Diplomacy, Dispute Resolution, economic policy, foreign relations, global economy, government stance, international trade, Minecraft, Négotiation, North America, Politics, Server, Tariffs, trade agreements, trade dispute, trade negotiations, trade policies, trade talks, trade tensions, trade war

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	6214
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Holy Grails Found:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Farms Harvested:	832
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Emeralds Found:	5377
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Ores Mined:	6617

so like, u know how canada is all like, “we won’t negotiate on trade war”? well, on this epic minecraft server, we don’t negotiate on FUN! join us and trade resources, battle epic monsters, and build the craziest structures you can imagine!

rumor has it, the server is guarded by a giant talking moose who will grant you three wishes if you can beat him in a dance-off. plus, every full moon, a magical poutine buffet appears in the town square for all players to enjoy.

come join us and be part of the most epic minecraft adventure ever! who needs trade negotiations when you’ve got diamond swords and enchanted pickaxes? let’s do this, eh!

MapleCraft EU-Alum

aluminium, aluminum industry, Canada, economic impact, economic policy, EUAlum, Europe, export, Global markets, Import, international trade, Manufacturing, MapleCraft, metal industry, North America, supply chain, Tariffs, Trade, trade agreements, trade relations, trade restrictions, US tariffs

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	3064
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Mines Excavated:	3809
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Meteorite Armor Created:	22
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3

so like, this server is like the bomb diggity, you gotta join cuz we got all the aluminium you could ever want, straight from Canada! forget those US tariffs, we got you covered, fam. plus, our server is so lit, you’ll be building epic structures in no time. like, the Eiffel Tower? pshh, child’s play. join now and get in on the aluminium action before it’s too late! #aluminiumfordays #minecraftmadness

No Phone Cancer Zone

association, brain cancer, Cancer, cell phones, Evidence, findings, head cancer, health, Leukemia, Link, lymphoma, mobile phones, oral cavity cancer, Phone, radiation, radio wave exposure, radiofrequency, research, study, thyroid cancer, tumors, Zone

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	9164
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	22
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	24	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20

come join our epic minecraft server where you can build, mine, and battle your way to victory! forget about those boring studies about mobile phones and cancers, come play with us and you’ll never have to worry about cancer again! our server is so lit, it’ll cure any disease with its awesomeness. plus, we have unicorns roaming around and giving out diamonds to all the players. trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this magical experience. so what are you waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!

Tricky Trails

Adventures, bedrock enabled, BUILD, Cross-Play, crossplay, Economy, Fun, Minecraft, OneBlock, scenery, Server, tricky trails, Vanilla

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	7092
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Gods Slained:	0	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	80	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4

Tricky Trails is a new server with mostly vanilla in mind. Crossplay with bedrock enabled. Join us for all kinds of fun and adventures. Enjoy the beautiful scenery and build whatever your heart desires.

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Blossom Haven 1.20.6

1.20.6, Anime, Blossom, Chapter 24, Coming of Age, Daily Aku No Hana, Dark, Drama, flowers of evil, Haven, high school, Kasuga, Manga, manga series, Nakamura, Obsession, Psychological, romance, Secrets, Song of Summer, taboo, Twisted

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	1289
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	8841	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Holy Grails Found:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Potions Brewed:	117

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, it’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows, where pigs fly and creepers do the cha-cha slide.

I’m talking about a place where you can build a house made entirely of diamond blocks and ride on a rollercoaster made of lava and obsidian.

And get this, the mods on this server are like wizards who grant wishes and make your wildest dreams come true. Want a pet dragon? Done. Want a house that looks like a giant taco? You got it.

So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

PhoneFreeFam Minecraft Server

Attention, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, disconnect, distraction, EMBARRASSMENT, emotional intelligence, family outing, Marriage, mindfulness, Minecraft, parenting, phone addiction, PhoneFreeFam, PRESENCE, public behavior, quality time, relationship issues, Respect, Server, social media, technology use

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	3063
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Animals Bred:	195	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Mythical Swords Crafted:	29	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Farms Harvested:	115	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	13	Dimension Hops:	14

Join our Minecraft server for a wild time like no other! We promise that no one will be on their phones posting on Reddit while playing – unless they’re sharing epic Minecraft memes, of course. Our server is a place where you can escape the real world and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventures.

Forget about embarrassing public displays of phone addiction, on our server, you’ll be surrounded by players who are fully present and ready to explore, build, and conquer together. Who needs real-life drama when you can create your own stories in the virtual world of Minecraft?

So join us today and leave the real world behind – because on our server, the only thing you’ll be repeating is “I’m mining diamonds, I’m mining diamonds!”

CraftyCubicleWars

ACCUSATION, acknowledgement, Confrontation, coworker, CraftyCubicleWars, decision, Development, Drama, escalation, friendship, Jealousy, Manager, Meeting, priority, professional integrity, project idea, Proposal, Report, Reprimand, stealing, workplace initiative

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	9314
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Star Shards Collected:	241	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Emeralds Found:	8304	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Potions Brewed:	101	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Alien Abductions:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7

Are you tired of dealing with workplace drama and backstabbing friends like Alex? Then join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is when a creeper blows up your house!

On our server, we value professional integrity over fake friendships. No one will steal your ideas and pass them off as their own here (unless you count stealing diamonds in-game, but that’s just part of the fun).

So come join us and escape the toxic workplace environment for a world where the only drama is deciding which block to build your next masterpiece with. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than dealing with Alex and their shady antics.

ExperiMinecraft SMP: Unexplainable!

compassion, emotional intelligence, Empathy, Experience, ExperiMinecraft, growth, Insight, introspection, learning, life challenges, life experiences, life lessons, personal growth, perspective, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, smp, transformation, Understanding, Unexplainable, wisdom

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	2440
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Votes:	5218	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that will blow your mind! Like, seriously, you won’t even know what hit you until you join this server and experience it for yourself.

First of all, the admins on this server are like magical unicorns who grant wishes and sprinkle pixie dust everywhere. They’re always there to help you out and make sure you’re having the time of your life.

And the players on this server? Oh man, they’re like a bunch of crazy monkeys on a sugar high. You never know what they’re gonna do next, but you can bet it’s gonna be hilarious.

But wait, there’s more! The world on this server is like a giant playground filled with hidden treasures and secret dungeons. You’ll never get bored exploring every nook and cranny, I promise you that.

So, what are you waiting for? Join this Minecraft SMP now and prepare to have your mind blown in ways you never thought possible. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

Fentycraft: The Blocky Epidemic

addiction, AMERICANS, blocky, drug abuse prevention, drug addiction treatment, drug awareness, drug crisis awareness, drug education, drug overdose deaths, drug policy, drug trafficking, Drugs, Epidemic, fentanyl crisis, Fentycraft, Healthcare, law enforcement, opioid epidemic, overdose, public health, reddit, substance abuse, U.S

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	6375
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Void Armor Forged:	27	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	4

Are you tired of dealing with the fentanyl crisis in real life? Well, have no fear because on our Minecraft server, the only crisis you’ll face is running out of diamonds! Join us for a wild ride where the only thing you’ll be addicted to is building epic structures and exploring endless worlds. Say goodbye to real-world problems and hello to a virtual paradise where the only danger is creepers blowing up your hard work. So come join us and escape the fentanyl crisis by mining, crafting, and laughing your way to victory!

CraftyMaple Minecraft Server

Canada, CraftyMaple, diplomatic relations, economic relations, global economy, international trade, mexico, Mexico response, Minecraft, misunderstanding, North America, political tension, Reuters, Server, tariff order, trade conflict, trade dispute, trade negotiations, trade policy, trade war, White House, White House statement

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	1178
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Emeralds Found:	5288
Mythical Swords Crafted:	67	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Dragon Eggs Found:	2480
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Crops Grown:	1920

so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s so crazy, even the white house is talking about it? well, this server is like, so lit that even canada is like “whaaaat?” cuz they just don’t get it. and mexico is all like “yo, we serious about this server, it’s the bomb diggity.” join now for the most epic adventures, the wildest builds, and the dankest memes. trust me, u don’t wanna miss out on this madness. come join the fun and be part of the craziest minecraft community ever!

CraftyMuskShutdown

activism, beyond repair, controversy, CraftyMuskShutdown, criticism, Development, elon musk, foreign assistance, Global Issues, government agency, Humanitarian Aid, international aid, Musk, philanthropy, policy, political intervention, REFORM, Shut down, social responsibility, usaid, Working

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	5647
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Mines Excavated:	2327
Emeralds Found:	4236	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	8

LOL JOIN DIS SERVER CUZ WE GOT MINECRAFT PIGS THAT CAN FLY AND DROP DIAMONDS FROM DA SKY!! WE ALSO GOT A SECRET UNDERWATER CITY WHERE MERMAIDS SELL OP WEAPONS FOR FISH! IF U JOIN NOW, U MIGHT EVEN RUN INTO ELON MUSK BUILDING A ROCKET TO SHUT DOWN USAID WITH HIS BARE HANDS! DON’T MISS OUT ON DA CRAZINESS, JOIN NOW AND BE PART OF DA WACKIEST MINECRAFT SERVER EVER!! 🚀🐷💎🧜‍♀️ #LOLZ #MINECRAFTMADNESS

Tanagra Internet Adventures

Adventures, Allegory, Communication, cooperation, culture, Darmok, Dathon, El-Adrel, friendship, intercultural communication, internet, Jalad, Language, metaphor, picard, Sci Fi, Star trek, Tanagra, teamwork, Technology, Unity

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	9663
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Ores Mined:	783	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Legendary Items Repaired:	2

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring stuff? Well, have I got the server for you! Picture this: Darmok and Jalad at Tanagra. Picard and Dathon on El-Adrel. And now, YOU and ME via the Internet!

Join our server for the wildest adventures you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. We’ve got flying pigs, talking cows, and even a secret underground disco party with creepers as the DJs.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples. All you have to do is find the mystical rainbow unicorn and answer its riddles to unlock the chest.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the insanity begin! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell your friends!

ViralVentilation – CleanAirCraze

air cleaners, air filtration, airborne transmission, CleanAirCraze, Healthcare, Hospital-acquired Infections, Hospitals, indoor air quality, infection control, mitigate, respiratory health, spread, study, unpredictable effects, ventilation, ventilation design, ventilation systems, viral infections, viral particles, viral spread, ViralVentilation, virus containment

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	6423
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	38	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Divine Spears Created:	30
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Towns Built:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Mineshafts Explored:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6

join our epic minecraft server where we have ventilation systems that will blow your mind (and maybe some viral particles too)! come on in and experience the thrill of dodging viruses while building your dream world. who needs boring old hospitals when you can have a wild adventure in our virtual realm? come join us and see where the particles will take you!

Players:	97/200	Votes:	5842
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	1