Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama meets inheritance disputes! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like a soap opera.

Imagine this: your long-lost father wins the lottery and suddenly everyone wants a piece of the pie. Step-mothers, step-sisters, and even your own brother come out of the woodwork to claim their share. But you, the protagonist of this crazy story, must navigate through the chaos and decide whether to sign away your future inheritance or stand your ground like a true Minecraft warrior.

Will you be labeled as the asshole for wanting what’s rightfully yours? Will you uncover family secrets and hidden agendas along the way? Only time will tell on our server, where every decision you make could lead to a different outcome.

So come on, join us and experience the drama, the suspense, and the sheer absurdity of it all. Who knows, you might just emerge as the ultimate victor in this epic tale of family feuds and fortune!

Updated November 9, 2024

Players: 99/100 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played: 2 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1
Spectral Entities Defeated: 2 Battle Standards Raised: 6

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

    Pixel Pals Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of those boring old Pokemon servers where all you do is catch ’em all and battle? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to shake things up!

    Join us if you want to witness Pikachu riding a creeper into battle, Charmander mining diamonds like a pro, and Squirtle building a castle out of obsidian.

    But that’s not all! Our server has a secret underground society of Endermen who throw the wildest parties you’ve ever seen. And don’t even get me started on the legendary battle between Herobrine and Mewtwo that happens every full moon.

    So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us and see what all the fuss is about. Who needs Pokemon when you have a world this crazy?!

    Updated November 9, 2024

    Players: 102/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 6 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 23
    Star Shards Collected: 241 Villages Defended: 7

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • Nick Fuentes Spam Minecraft SMP Patrol

    Nick Fuentes Spam Minecraft SMP Patrol
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama or intrigue? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where we uncover the shocking truth about Nick Fuentes being an FBI informant! That’s right, he’s been pulling the strings behind the scenes all along. And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, we also have a conspiracy theory about Tucker Carlson being a secret alien sent to Earth to control the media. Join now and uncover the truth behind all the madness! Who knows what other crazy secrets await you in our one-of-a-kind Minecraft world!

    Updated November 9, 2024

    Players: 92/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 8 Cursed Statues Activated: 4
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • Sick America Minecraft Server

    Sick America Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of the real world being a total dumpster fire? Come join our Minecraft server where you can escape all the craziness and build your own virtual paradise!

    We have a strict no-Trump policy, so you won’t have to worry about any ridiculous bans or anti-LGBTQ+ rules here. Our community is all about inclusivity and acceptance, so you can be yourself without fear of discrimination.

    Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground bunker on the server where you can hide out from any impending bloodbaths or wars. Who needs real-world drama when you can just chill in your virtual safe haven?

    So come join us on our server and leave all the real-world nonsense behind. Because let’s face it, Minecraft is way more fun than dealing with Trump’s shenanigans.

    Updated November 9, 2024

    Players: 103/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 10 New Chunks Explored: 866714
    Mines Excavated: 2639 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • Zenless Zone Zero General – Minecraft SMP

    Zenless Zone Zero General – Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old events and updates? Well, look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP! Join now for a chance to claim 10 free Boopons in our “En-Nah” Into Your Lap event – trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this virtual revenge!

    Roam the Ether and recover lost data for the Cunning Hares, or participate in our Advanced Bounty: Routine Cleanup for double drops – it’s a dog-eat-dog world out there, so earn Doggy Vouchers by playing Soul Hounds III in our Vicious Dogs Within event.

    But wait, there’s more! Help Sjal with the Sixth Street market fair at the 141 Friendship Fair and earn some epic rewards. And don’t forget to redeem our crazy codes like ZENLESSGIFTHSAHLWFEFEZZZ4PCSGJADSHBF for even more goodies!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and get ready for some wild adventures and outrageous events – because boring is so last season!

    Updated November 9, 2024

    Players: 90/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1 Phantom Rings Equipped: 9
    Chimeras Created: 4 Enchanted Armories Found: 5

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • BlockParty – Minecraft Server

    BlockParty – Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of dealing with drama and petty arguments on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is drama-free! We don’t tolerate any nonsense like accusing people of things they didn’t do or posting questionable links.

    But that’s not all – we also have the most epic FNF mod you’ve ever seen! Join us for some insane battles and show off your rhythm skills. And if you’re worried about low effort replies, don’t worry – we only accept the most creative and hilarious responses here.

    So come join us on this server where the only thing you’ll be obsessed with is having a good time. Don’t be a dumbass, join us now!

    Updated November 9, 2024

    Players: 92/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 5 Emeralds Found: 1913
    Secret Passages Found: 4 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • Why Tfffff Do Old Cards Cost This Much Minecraft SMP

    Why Tfffff Do Old Cards Cost This Much Minecraft SMP
    Yo, listen up fam! If you wanna join our Minecraft SMP, let me tell you, we got hyper ancient cards that retain their value like crazy! These cards are so old, even the ancient Egyptians used them to play Minecraft (yeah, they were ahead of their time). And guess what? These bad boys are still worth 200 bucks each! Can you believe it? It’s like finding a diamond block in a sea of dirt blocks. So if you wanna build a retro gaymen rig and make some serious bank, join our SMP and get your hands on these ancient treasures. Who knows, maybe you’ll uncover the secret to eternal wealth in Minecraft!

    Updated November 9, 2024

    Players: 100/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 2 Eclipse Rings Activated: 4
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 1 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • The Solution to 4B Minecraft SMP

    The Solution to 4B Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of playing nice with the ladies on other Minecraft servers? Join our server and show them who’s boss! We encourage players to dominate and fetishize the denial and rage of female players, so you can goon to the max capacity. It’s a wild ride full of chaos and hilarity, so come join us if you’re ready to show those women who’s really in charge in the world of Minecraft!

    Updated November 9, 2024

    Players: 91/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Cursed Swords Broken: 3 Rainbows Spotted: 10
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 1 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • Orb – Earth Movement – Minecraft Server

    Orb – Earth Movement – Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers with no pizazz? Well, look no further, because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most bonkers place you’ll ever set foot in!

    Join us as we embark on epic quests to find the mythical diamond-encrusted bacon, rumored to give you the power of flight and the ability to summon a herd of rainbow sheep at will.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Arena, where players can ride on the backs of giant chickens and battle it out for the title of Chicken Champion.

    And if that’s not enough to entice you, just know that our server is protected by a team of highly trained llamas armed with laser beams. That’s right, laser beam llamas.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us today and become part of the most insane Minecraft community around. And remember, on our server, we don’t ban players – we simply send them to the Nether realm to mine for diamonds for all eternity. Cheers!

    Updated November 9, 2024

    Players: 105/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Love Letters Sent: 8 Wyrmholes Dug: 9
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 8 Mines Excavated: 2700

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • /SMP/ – Minecraft Slutposting General

    /SMP/ – Minecraft Slutposting General
    Welcome to the Housewife’s Bull Edition Minecraft SMP! Are you tired of boring old SMPs where you have to follow the rules and play nice? Well, look no further because on our server, chaos reigns supreme!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous shenanigans and insane stories. From building giant phallic structures to starting wars over who stole whose diamonds, there’s never a dull moment on the Housewife’s Bull Edition SMP.

    But that’s not all! We have a special event every week where players must dress up as their favorite senran character and participate in a battle royale to see who will be crowned the ultimate shinobi. Trust us, things get heated (literally, because we set the arena on fire).

    So why wait? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared to lose all sense of sanity and dignity along the way. But hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?

    Updated November 9, 2024

    Players: 96/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 0 Divine Spears Created: 12
    Undead Armies Raised: 4 Epic Bosses Defeated: 3

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • Blocky Missouri Minecraft Server

    Blocky Missouri Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the Missouri slut Minecraft server, where the creepers are as wild as the players! Join us for a crazy ride through pixelated madness and experience the most insane adventures you’ve ever seen in a blocky world.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player stumbled upon a hidden dungeon filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear. But beware, for the dungeon was guarded by a pack of zombie pigmen twerking to dubstep music. Only the bravest and craziest players dare to enter and claim the treasure for themselves.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Missouri slut herself, a mythical creature that roams the land in search of unsuspecting players to prank and troll. Rumor has it that if you manage to defeat her in a dance-off, she’ll grant you three wishes and a lifetime supply of virtual cookies.

    So come join us on the Missouri slut Minecraft server, where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the chaos. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into next?

    Updated November 9, 2024

    Players: 98/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Meteorite Armor Created: 20 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1
    Cursed Lands Purified: 3 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • Kidnapped by Steve in Minecraft SMP

    Kidnapped by Steve in Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our wacky Minecraft SMP where anything can happen, including kidnapping and raping the miz by one of our employees! But don’t worry, our other employee did absolutely nothing about it because, well, who has time for that when there are diamonds to mine and creepers to avoid?

    Join us for a wild ride filled with questionable decision-making and absurd situations. Who knows, maybe you’ll be the next one to get caught up in a scandalous plot twist! So why wait? Join now and see if you can survive the chaos of our unpredictable server. Just remember, anything goes in this crazy world of blocky adventures!

    Updated November 9, 2024

    Players: 108/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    New Chunks Explored: 751812 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 5
    Gnome Villages Protected: 3 Dark Rituals Completed: 8

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • Crafty Cunts Minecraft Server

    Crafty Cunts Minecraft Server
    1. Join our Minecraft server where you don’t have to recite the pledge of allegiance every morning, because let’s be real, who even knows all the words anyway? Just focus on building epic structures and fighting off creepers!

    2. Forget clapping in theatres for capeshit, on our server, you’ll be applauded every time you mine a diamond or defeat the Ender Dragon. Who needs superhero movies when you can be the hero of your own Minecraft world?

    3. Tired of boring bakeries selling basic bread? Join our server where our bakeries serve up the craziest creations like TNT-shaped loaves and creeper cupcakes. Sugar? Who needs it when you have the sweet taste of victory in every bite!

    Updated November 9, 2024

    Players: 104/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Endless Night Skies: 3 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 9
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 41 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 3

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • Limitao Gets Injured Minecraft SMP

    Limitao Gets Injured Minecraft SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP where even the mobs are getting injured left and right! Our players are so hardcore that they have to be subbed off after just 30 minutes of gameplay. But don’t worry, our base defense is so strong that we keep a clean sheet for the first time in 5 games. Who knew that limitao was the problem all along? Come join us for some insane Minecraft action and see if you can survive the chaos!

    Updated November 9, 2024

    Players: 109/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 3
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 2 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 5

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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