Discover the premier server in New Zealand! Dive into a world of Custom Enchants, epic dungeons, Mega Survival challenges, and exclusive custom items. Join us TODAY and embark on an unparalleled gaming adventure!
| Players: | 91/800 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 2 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 25 | Wilderness Tamed: | 16 |
Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!
We have a secret underground base where we host weekly llama dance parties and a sky island where the sheep can fly (yes, you read that right, FLY!). Our server is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby!
But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll get a free pet slime that will follow you around and leave a trail of glitter wherever it goes. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato that grants wishes (just don’t ask for unlimited diamonds, we’ve tried that already).
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many potions of invisibility).
| Players: | 107/800 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 5 | Runes Activated: | 1 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 10 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 8 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!
| Players: | 103/1000 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 8 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 558334 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with treasure guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes. Yes, you read that right. And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that we have a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled volcano?
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the top 10 countries in the western hemisphere, each with their own unique culture and customs. From the land of talking cows to the kingdom of flying pigs, you’ll never run out of new places to explore and conquer.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ve ever had in the world of blocks and pixels. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 92/300 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 3 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 24 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 10 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.
Welcome to our SwipeRun server, which we have put up for monitoring specifically for the development of our project in the future! In order to access our server you need to enter a special ip: 5.188.118.142:30058
Our server has a bunch of different interesting features and features such as: auto-mine, donation cases, pvp arena, parkour with prizes, sawmill, portal to the Ender world and much more! Our server is built on the craftbukkit core! Entry: 1.16.5!!! Good luck to you, dear friend, on our cozy SwipeRun server!!! It will only get more interesting and better!
| Players: | 107/100 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 7 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 13 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 2 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 4 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.
But that’s not all, our server also has a secret underground pillow fort where players can battle it out in epic pillow wars. The winner gets a crown made out of feathers and bragging rights for being the ultimate pillow warrior.
Join us now and experience the thrill of trying to kill someone with a pillow, only to realize it’s impossible. It’s a whole new level of Minecraft fun that you won’t find anywhere else!
| Players: | 95/800 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Reality Warps Survived: | 1 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 6 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 4 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 2 |
Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.
| Players: | 98/200 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Towns Built: | 10 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 39 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 1 | Gods Slained: | 2 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.
Join us as we celebrate the downfall of normie guys who used to bully us, and watch as they spiral into despair over their lack of female attention.
We’ve single-handedly ruined women’s dating preferences, leaving normies and Aspies alike without a chance for love. But hey, who needs women when you have a thriving community of anime and Pokémon meme enthusiasts?
So come on, embrace your inner Aspie and join our server today! Who needs normies when you can have a blast with us?
| Players: | 95/600 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 43 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 451 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 1 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 5 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.
But that’s not all – we also have weight gain and loss mechanics that will have you questioning your in-game diet choices. Eat too many virtual burgers and watch as your character balloons up like a balloon animal at a birthday party. Or, if you prefer a more svelte look, simply stick to a diet of virtual kale and watch the pounds melt away.
So come join us on our server and experience the most ridiculous and hilarious mechanics in all of Minecraft. Who needs realistic gameplay when you can have a beard that puts Gandalf to shame and a weight fluctuation that would make Oprah proud? Join us now and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 106/800 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 1 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 1 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 15 |
Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.
Join our NA guild GLOBOFOMO on Moon Guard and our EU guild Nerub Silkweaving Forum on Argent Dawn. Our community is so epic, it’s like a party that never ends! And if you need a break from all the action, just hop on over to our WoWg community for some laughs and good times.
Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime. Click the link and join us now! Who knows what crazy shenanigans await you on our server. Last time, we had players battling dragons with nothing but a wooden sword and a dream. What will you do on our server? The possibilities are endless!
| Players: | 108/400 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 8 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 7 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 8 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 16 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”
Join us if you want to battle against a horde of zombie chickens led by a deranged cow named Sir Mooington. Or how about embarking on a quest to find the legendary diamond pickaxe that shoots lasers?
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a group of mischievous villagers who have formed a secret society dedicated to pranking unsuspecting players. You never know when a chicken might explode right in your face or when a group of pigs will start breakdancing in the town square.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, join us and get ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of mining along the way. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 92/900 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 3 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 9 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!
Forget about blaming your problems on the “meme gender” or whatever excuse you’ve been using. It’s time to take control of your destiny and have some fun in a virtual world where nobody cares how tall you are. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start building your way to greatness (or at least distract yourself from your real-life problems for a while). Let’s get gaming, baby!
| Players: | 103/100 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Volcanoes Explored: | 2 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 162 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 21 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 145 |
Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old content? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for all the craziness you can handle!
Join us for the chance to battle it out with 6 Guard Thorns and 6 Guard Irene in epic showdowns that will leave you on the edge of your seat. And don’t forget about the 5* Sniper Toddifons, who is known for his insane sniping skills that will blow your mind.
But wait, there’s more! How about facing off against the legendary 6* Supporter Civilight Eterna and the new Amiya Alt in a battle for the ages? Trust us, you won’t want to miss this.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have the one and only 6* Caster Lappland The Decadenza, who is as wild and unpredictable as they come. Plus, who wouldn’t want to log in and claim their very own Sussurro Skin?
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the insanity for yourself. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this wacky world of madness and mayhem!
| Players: | 101/400 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 4 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 57 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.
| Players: | 96/500 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 4 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 8 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 71 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.
| Players: | 93/900 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 37 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 5 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!
First of all, our server is run by a group of highly intelligent cats who have mastered the art of Minecraft. They will guide you through your journey with their meow-nificent wisdom and expertise. Plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a server run by cats? It’s the ultimate feline fantasy!
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest and most majestic Minecraft creatures you’ll ever encounter. From flying pigs to dancing llamas, you’ll never know what crazy critter will pop up next. It’s like a zoo, but with blocks!
And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted litter box hidden somewhere in the world. Rumor has it that whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. So start digging, my friend!
So come join us at cat.sys, where the adventure is as wild as a catnip-fueled frenzy and the fun never stops. Meow-velous times await you!
| Players: | 103/500 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 4 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 4 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 1 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 8 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.
