Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement comes from mining diamonds and fighting off creepers? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be for non-stop hilarity and chaos!

Join us and you’ll be rubbing elbows with the likes of Steve, the legendary block-builder who once built a replica of the Eiffel Tower using only dirt blocks and sheer determination. Or how about Herobrine, the mischievous prankster who once turned all the pigs on the server into flying pigs with jetpacks?

But the real reason you should join our SMP is because of our resident llama, Larry. Larry may look like your average Minecraft llama, but he’s actually a secret agent sent by the llama overlords to keep an eye on all the players. Rumor has it that he once foiled a plot to steal all the diamonds on the server by spitting on the thieves until they ran away in disgust.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s anything but ordinary, come join us and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughs, surprises, and maybe even a llama or two.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 97/800 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 9
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 5 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3
Mystical Amulets Crafted: 44 Villages Defended: 19
Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2 Celestial Crowns Worn: 3
Hedge Mazes Navigated: 12 Powerful Allies Recruited: 5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

New Minecraft Servers

  • BirthdayBash Minecraft Server

    BirthdayBash Minecraft Server
    🤣🌟 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is served hotter than a lava pit! 🌋💥

    🎉 So, picture this: it’s your 40th birthday, and your husband plans a surprise dinner for you. But wait, plot twist! Another woman shows up, and suddenly it’s a double birthday bash! 🎂🥳

    🌸 Your niece brings flowers, not just for you, but for the other woman too. And to top it off, your husband is buying dinner for both of you! 🍽️🌺

    💔 But hold up, your husband cheated on you before, so now you’re questioning if he’s up to no good again. Is he playing you like a creeper in the night? 🕵️‍♂️👀

    🏕️ And let’s not forget the epic campout for his 40th birthday, while you’re left wondering if you’re the only one getting the short end of the stick. Is this a survival game or a love triangle? 🏞️🔥

    🤔 Join our server for a wild ride of emotions, betrayal, and maybe even some pixelated flowers and dinner dates. Who needs real-life drama when you can have it all in Minecraft? 😂🎮 #DramaCraft2021

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 102/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Love Letters Sent: 1 Chaos Gates Opened: 0
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2 Magic Wands Crafted: 18
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 5 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 21
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 5 Cursed Lands Purified: 3
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 5 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • DeckedOutSnitchCraft

    DeckedOutSnitchCraft
    Are you tired of boring neighbors who just wave and chat over the fence? Join our Minecraft server where you can build decks without any nosy neighbors reporting you to the city inspector!

    Our server offers a thrilling construction experience where you can hammer, saw, and make as much noise as you want, even past 10 p.m.! And don’t worry about safety – our wobbly decks are built to withstand any party, even if it means a dramatic collapse!

    Join now and become the talk of the neighborhood as you show off your questionable DIY skills to your virtual neighbors. Who needs real-life drama when you can have it all in Minecraft? Don’t be the nosy neighbor, be the one causing chaos instead!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 100/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 15 Horror Stories Survived: 4
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5 Mineshafts Explored: 2
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 5 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 6
    Haunted Mines Explored: 2 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 5 Crystal Wands Charged: 9

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • ADHD & Depression Craft: Gamified Mental Health

    ADHD & Depression Craft: Gamified Mental Health
    lol come join dis epic minecraft server where we got gamified digital mental health interventions dat make u feel all better inside like a warm hug from a creeper. our studies show dat playin on dis server can cure ur ADHD and depression, especially if u a boy cuz apparently dat makes it even more effective. so come on and join us for a wild ride of blocky therapy and virtual healing. u won’t regret it, unless u do, den u can blame it on ur brain damage lol.

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 100/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 15 Legendary Titles Earned: 1
    Undead Armies Raised: 4 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 7
    Shattered Realms Restored: 0 Wilderness Tamed: 10
    Lost Souls Rescued: 5 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 51 Epic Battles Fought: 14

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Crafty Anime Minecraft Server

    Crafty Anime Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizazz? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate destination for all anime and manga lovers!

    Join our server and witness the evolution of art in anime and manga right before your very eyes. From stick figures to masterpieces, you’ll see it all on our server.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of pixel artists who have mastered the art of creating mind-blowing anime-inspired builds. Want to learn their secrets? Join us and become a pixel art master yourself!

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal on our server that leads to a dimension where all your favorite anime characters come to life. Imagine building a house next to Goku or going on a quest with Naruto!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest art evolution adventure of your life!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 102/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1 Potions Brewed: 41
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2
    Infinite Doors Opened: 3 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 6 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 27
    Farms Harvested: 975 Goblin Markets Raided: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Helped Poor Children In Uganda Today Minecraft SMP

    Helped Poor Children In Uganda Today Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where we fight off zombie hordes to save poor children in Uganda! That’s right, every creeper you kill helps feed a child in need. Plus, our server is so lit that even Herobrine himself is scared to join. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and make a difference in the world, one block at a time!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 93/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 5 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 11
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 1 Battle Standards Raised: 10
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 4 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3 Arcane Towers Raised: 1
    Gnome Villages Protected: 8 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • NoRoom4Noobs Minecraft Server

    NoRoom4Noobs Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of dealing with real-life drama and looking for a place to escape to in Minecraft? Look no further than our server, where you can build your dream world without any pesky family members dropping hints about their homelessness!

    Join us and leave behind the struggles of irresponsible relatives who constantly make poor decisions. No more guilt trips about the things you have or subtle hints for food and money. On our server, you can focus on creating the perfect blocky paradise without any unwanted guests cramping your style.

    Don’t let the fear of ruining your relationship with family members hold you back from joining our server. Let their kids suffer in the cold while you enjoy the warmth of a community that understands the importance of boundaries. Say goodbye to panhandlers and hello to a world where you can truly relax and have fun.

    So why wait? Join our server now and leave the real-life drama behind. After all, who needs family drama when you can have creeper explosions and diamond mining instead?

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 92/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 3 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1
    Secret Guilds Joined: 5 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1
    Gods Slained: 0 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1
    Gryphons Tamed: 1 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 5
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2 Reality Warps Survived: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • BroCraft Drama-Free Zone

    BroCraft Drama-Free Zone
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server and experience the wildest family dynamics you’ve ever seen! We’ve got adopted siblings, bio siblings, and a fiancée who’s obsessed with making everyone feel like they were robbed of their rights.

    Join us and witness the epic showdown between a bio daughter and an adopted daughter who won’t take any nonsense. Will they be able to coexist in this crazy Minecraft world? Only one way to find out – join our server now! And remember, only kids think everyone should feel the same, so embrace the chaos and have a blast!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 102/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Mythical Quests Completed: 28 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 9
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Goblin Markets Raided: 10
    Arcane Towers Raised: 1 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 11
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 14 Enchanted Armories Found: 10

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • DreamCraft: Build, Explore, LOL

    DreamCraft: Build, Explore, LOL
    Do you dream of riding a rainbow-colored llama into battle against a horde of zombie chickens? Or perhaps building a castle made entirely of exploding TNT blocks? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place where your wildest dreams come true!

    Join us and experience the thrill of mining diamonds while riding a rollercoaster through a lava-filled cave. Or challenge your friends to a game of pig jousting on top of a flying dragon! The possibilities are endless on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

    So why wait? Join us now and embark on the craziest, most epic Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows, you might even discover the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon sword hidden deep within our server’s secret dungeons. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 96/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1 Battle Standards Raised: 8
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 11
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 5 Emeralds Found: 1773
    Vanishing Structures Built: 1 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2
    Divine Spears Created: 14 Evil Twin Fights: 1

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • KharkivCraft Minecraft Server

    KharkivCraft Minecraft Server
    LOL come join dis epic Minecraft server where u can be like Ukraine and reclaim territory from da evil Russian regiment! We got crazy battles, explosions, and u can be da hero of Kharkiv Oblast! Join now and show dem Russians who’s boss! Plus, we got free cookies for all new players cuz we cool like dat. Don’t miss out on da action, join now and be a part of dis epic adventure!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 96/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1 Dragon Scales Harvested: 330
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 14 Heroic Legacies Created: 1
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 5 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 9
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0 Reality Distortions Fixed: 2
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0 Phantom Blocks Placed: 10

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • CraftyZelensky’sVictoryPlan

    CraftyZelensky’sVictoryPlan
    come join dis minecraft server where we will unveil our own victory plan to dominate da virtual world! zelensky himself will be there to guide us to success, but only if our partners (aka other players) help us out! we will conquer all da realms and build da most epic structures u have ever seen! don’t miss out on dis epic adventure, join now and be part of history in da making!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 105/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Divine Spears Created: 21 Rainbows Spotted: 9
    Animals Bred: 71 Titan Hearts Harvested: 2
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 4 Hidden Villages Discovered: 1
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Divine Scrolls Written: 9
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 5 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Geothermal Gooey Frackin’ Fun

    Geothermal Gooey Frackin’ Fun
    Yo, come join our Minecraft server, where we got ultra-deep fracking for LIMITLESS geothermal power, bro! We got the Laboratory of Experimental Rock Mechanics up in here, showing us how to crack open that semi-plastic, gooey rock at supercritical depths like it’s no big deal. We’re talking water flowing through like a freakin’ waterfall, man!

    You wanna harness the power of the Earth’s core in Minecraft? Well, you better hop on this server and start diggin’ deep, ’cause we ain’t playin’ around with no surface-level stuff here. We’re all about that extreme mining life, baby!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and start fracking your way to unlimited geothermal power! Who needs solar panels when you got a whole freakin’ volcano under your feet, am I right? Let’s get crackin’!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 106/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2 Legendary Titles Earned: 1
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 2 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 7
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 17 Magical Frogs Kissed: 3
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2 Divine Relics Bestowed: 11

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • OTFHEE | Vanilla Minecraft server

    OTFHEE | Vanilla Minecraft server
    ✌ Hey buddy! Are you ready to dive into the world of Minecraft, where there are no boundaries or limits? Welcome to OTFHEE – a vanilla server that is cooler than all the others!

    ☄ We have a really epic world here – 30 million blocks in both directions, and all this is available for your adventures. Fly, build, explore – do whatever you want, bro! ☀ We don’t have wipes, so all your achievements will stay with you forever.

    ✧ Few rules, complete freedom of action, no unbalanced donations. Forget about “pay to win” – everything is fair and transparent with us. And most importantly, the server is free! ✧

    ☞ Come, feel like a real survival master and build your ideal world without restrictions! ☜

    We are waiting for you at OTFHEE! You will definitely like it! ♡{。^◕‿◕^。}

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 100/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 6 Astral Amulets Crafted: 40
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 4 Astral Projections Made: 1
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 10 Villages Defended: 9
    Eternal Flames Captured: 3 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3
    Curse of Binding Applied: 1 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 20

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • The Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

    The Blocky Banter Minecraft Server
    Join our Minecraft server and show some love for your mom by building her a virtual mansion made entirely out of diamonds and gold blocks! Trust us, she’ll be so impressed she might even start playing Minecraft herself. Plus, rumor has it that if you compliment your mom in the chat, you’ll receive a special in-game power-up that turns all the creepers into fluffy bunnies. So what are you waiting for? Show your mom some love and join our server today!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 91/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Evil Twin Fights: 1 Cursed Lands Purified: 10
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 1 Shadow Realms Conquered: 0
    Endless Legions Commanded: 10 Phantom Rings Equipped: 24
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 9

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Point of Being a Boyfriend or a Husband Minecraft SMP

    Point of Being a Boyfriend or a Husband Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have a blast and embrace the chaos! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    – Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare and majestic creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Who needs a diamond pickaxe when you have a Diamond Chicken?

    – We have a secret underground society of llamas who run a black market for enchanted items. Want a sword that shoots fireballs? They’ve got you covered.

    – The main currency on our server is not diamonds or emeralds, but memes. That’s right, you can trade rare Pepe memes for valuable items and resources.

    – Our server is protected by a team of highly trained ninja villagers who will defend you from any griefers or trolls. They may be small, but they pack a punch.

    So come join us on our insane Minecraft adventure, where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination. Who needs a boyfriend or husband when you have a whole community of side niggas to play with?

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 97/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 8
    Pirate Ships Raided: 3 Whispering Shadows Heard: 2
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Hidden Passages Discovered: 4
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 2 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 37
    Goblin Markets Raided: 4 Mythical Quests Completed: 28

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • TechTrendz Minecraft SMP

    TechTrendz Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the future of technology is headed straight into the hands of our insane and hilarious players.

    Picture this: you log on to our server and suddenly find yourself in a world where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers are actually friendly and just want to give you a hug. Our players have created a world where anything is possible, and the future of technology is in their hands.

    But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to ride on the back of a dragon, build a house out of rainbow blocks, and even battle giant robots with nothing but a wooden sword and your wits. The future of technology is limitless on our server, and we want you to be a part of it.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and be a part of the craziest, most outrageous server on the block. Who knows what insane adventures await you in this wild world of technology and tomfoolery!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 103/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Vanishing Items Found: 7 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4
    Infinity Stones Found: 2 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1
    Dark Rituals Completed: 9 Dragon Eggs Found: 538
    Epic Shields Constructed: 26 Phantom Ships Sailed: 5
    Living Statues Befriended: 3 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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