Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the possibilities are as endless as the creepers that keep blowing up your house! Join us and you’ll be granted infinite time to play, infinite resources to build with, and a magic book that holds all the secrets of the universe (including the best crafting recipes for diamond armor).

But that’s not all! Our SMP is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who doubles as a professional stand-up comedian on weekends. Rumor has it that if you defeat him in a battle of puns, he’ll grant you three wishes – just be careful what you wish for, last time someone asked for unlimited diamonds, they ended up with a mountain of obsidian instead.

If you’re looking for a server where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have a good time, then come join us! Just watch out for the prankster villagers who love to trade emeralds for useless junk like rotten flesh and poisonous potatoes. Trust us, you’ll never have a dull moment on our SMP!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players: 108/400 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard: 3 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1
Epic Mounts Acquired: 7 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2
Astral Mages Summoned: 1 Dragon Eggs Found: 683
Dragon Eggs Found: 5574 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 14 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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