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Players: | 90/500 | Votes: | 1794 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 3 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 6 |
Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 4 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
Crops Grown: | 1283 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 11 |
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 98 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 5 |
Ether Blades Crafted: | 8 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 5 |
Cursed Lands Purified: | 8 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 2 |
Magic Items Found: | 8922 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 4 |
But that’s not all! Our SMP is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who doubles as a professional stand-up comedian on weekends. Rumor has it that if you defeat him in a battle of puns, he’ll grant you three wishes – just be careful what you wish for, last time someone asked for unlimited diamonds, they ended up with a mountain of obsidian instead.
If you’re looking for a server where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have a good time, then come join us! Just watch out for the prankster villagers who love to trade emeralds for useless junk like rotten flesh and poisonous potatoes. Trust us, you’ll never have a dull moment on our SMP!