Infinite Problems on a Vanilla Server for Grown Folks with Friendly Rainbows and Maps

Java Server Location	UK
Whitelisted Age Requirement	18+
Server Features	Mostly vanilla with quality-of-life enhancements
Additional Features	Dynmap, Head Database, etc.

BlockyFamilyDrama

abandonment, Abuse, addiction, BETRAYAL, BlockyFamilyDrama, boundaries crossed, communication breakdown, dishonesty, emotional trauma, family conflict, financial issues, irreparable damage, lack of respect, Manipulation, mental health issues, neglect, toxic relationship, trust broken, unforgivable actions, unresolved issues, values clash

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	2192
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5

Are you tired of dealing with family drama and looking for a fresh start? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and leave all your family baggage behind as you embark on epic adventures in a virtual world where the only family you need is your fellow players. Who needs Aunt Karen’s passive-aggressive comments when you can be building a castle with your new BFFs? Say goodbye to family drama and hello to a new Minecraft family on our server!

CraftyPutinLather

Agreement, CraftyPutinLather, Deal, Diplomacy, EXCITEMENT, foreign policy, influence, international relations, Kremlin, lather, Liking, Manipulation, Media, mouthpieces, Négotiation, negotiation tactics, political strategy, Propaganda, putin, russia, US administration

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	816
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15	Magic Items Found:	7179
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	20
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17	Talking Trees Consulted:	6

So, like, picture this: You’re chillin’ in Minecraft, buildin’ your epic castle, when suddenly Putin’s mouthpieces start freakin’ out! They’re all like, “OMG, the US administration is makin’ deals that we love!” And you’re just like, “WTF?!”

But don’t worry, cuz on this server, we don’t deal with all that political drama. We’re all about havin’ a good time and buildin’ crazy stuff! Join us for epic adventures, insane battles, and maybe even a dance party or two. Plus, rumor has it that Putin himself might even make a guest appearance. So come on down and join the fun! You won’t regret it, trust me.

The Pen Roleplay Non-OP Prison Guards Quests

administrator, auction house, Bounties, Bows, citizen, classic prisons, Community, Contraband, Discord, Gangs, Guards, Moderator, Nonop, Parkour, pen, Potions, Prison, PvP, Quests, Ranks, Roleplay, senior guard, server ip, Swords, warden

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	9521
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	75	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Mythical Quests Completed:	23
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3

Minecraft Server Overview

Discord	Join our Discord
Server IP	play.thepen-mc.net

What’s the Deal?

Classic. Nostalgic. Barebones. Prison.

Do you remember the old days of Prison Servers? If you enjoyed the grind and community aspect of a Classic Prison Server, you’re in the right place.

What makes this server different?

Features	Become a Parolee Prestiges Guards Quests Gangs Illegal items The grind Rent a prison cell Basic tools Solitary Confinement Bounties Auction House Parkour challenges and hidden Quests Multiple ways to Earn Money

Ranks

Rank	Requirements
A – Default Prisoner	N/A
B – $25,000	Earn $25,000 in-game
C – $80,000	Earn $80,000 in-game
D – $250,000	Earn $250,000 in-game
E – $800,000	Earn $800,000 in-game
Parolee – $1,500,000	Earn $1,500,000 in-game
Citizen – $2,000,000	Earn $2,000,000 in-game

Guards

Guards bring a Roleplay aspect to the server and help maintain order in the prison.

Guards will enforce rules such as no PVP, illegal items, etc.

Join Our Server

Join our Discord and start playing on play.thepen-mc.net

Mindset Escape 1.21.4

1.21.4, Escape, mindset

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	9359
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Meteorite Armor Created:	11
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	44
Ores Mined:	2152	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41

Join our Minecraft server if you want to experience a world where pigs fly, creepers dance, and diamonds rain from the sky!

Forget about boring old reality and dive headfirst into a land of pixelated chaos and madness.

You’ll never know what to expect next, whether it’s a giant chicken boss or a hidden dungeon filled with talking llamas.

So grab your pickaxe, sharpen your sword, and get ready to embark on the craziest adventure of your life.

Just remember to go off your medication before logging in – things are about to get wild!

MomGriefer69

anger, body image, body shaming, bullying, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Disrespect, eating issues, Emotional Abuse, family, fat shaming, gym, healing, mental health, MomGriefer69, relationships, self esteem, self improvement, self-care, Support, weight loss

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	2243
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Epic Shields Constructed:	39
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Secret Passages Found:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	94	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Endless Legions Commanded:	29	Chimeras Created:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and dive into a world of blocks and adventures! Join us for a chance to build your dream world and explore endless possibilities.

Are you tired of being called fat by your family? Well, on our server, you can be as big or as small as you want! No body shaming here, just pure fun and creativity.

Join us and unleash your anger in the gym… I mean, in the game! Build your own gym and work out those frustrations by punching blocks and running around like a maniac.

And if anyone dares to call you fat in the game, just throw a virtual object at them! No real-life consequences here, just good old-fashioned Minecraft justice.

So come on down to our server and leave the real world drama behind. We promise you’ll have a blast… and maybe even shed a few virtual pounds while you’re at it!

PresidentialMediaControlCraft

advisors, Censorship, Democracy, Executive Order, freedom of press, government control, information control, Journalism, legitimate sources, Media bias, media credibility, media manipulation, media outlets, News, panel, political agenda, president, PresidentialMediaControlCraft, press freedom, public opinion, public trust

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	3135
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Love Letters Sent:	6	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	3403	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

Hey there fellow gamers! Are you tired of living in a world where only the President and his buddies get to decide what news you can trust? Well, on our Minecraft server, we believe in freedom of information! Join us and together we can overthrow the oppressive regime of fake news and censorship!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually a secret underground bunker where all the world’s top journalists are hiding out, broadcasting the truth to the masses through hidden messages in our pixelated landscapes. Join us and become a part of the resistance against the mainstream media!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Truth, rumored to have the power to uncover any conspiracy and reveal the secrets of the universe. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s mine for justice together!

Bolsonaro’s Blocky Adventure Minecraft Server

Adventure, alleged, blocky, Bolsonaros, Brazil, Brazilian politics, Charged, Conspiracy, Corruption, coup plot, Democracy, ex-president, far right leader, Government, Impeachment, investigation, Jair Bolsonaro, Justice, law enforcement, Minecraft, Politics, scandal, Server, south america, trial

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	3942
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27	Buildings Constructed:	12
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Gods Slained:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5

so, like, u know how some servers are just boring and lame? well, not this one, my dudes. this server is like, the wildest ride of ur life. we got ex-presidents getting charged for coup plots, like wtf?! u won’t find that on any other server, that’s for sure. come join us for some crazy adventures and who knows, maybe u’ll even uncover a conspiracy or two. trust me, u won’t regret it. just watch out for those sneaky politicians, they’re always up to something.

NATO Noobs Unite! Peace Out Ukraine!

aggression, Alliance, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, international relations, intervention, membership pledge, Military, nato, Négotiation, Noobs, Peace, Peacekeeping, russia, sanctions, SECURITY, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial integrity, Ukraine, unite

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	3723
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Runes Activated:	6
Elemental Crystals Collected:	78	Dragons Tamed:	7
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Holy Grails Found:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2

so like, u know how russia is all like “nyet” to nato tryna keep peace in ukraine? well, we got a minecraft server where u can join the fun and chaos! forget about politics, come build ur own empire and fight for control of the land!

we got crazy battles, epic quests, and even a secret underground society of llamas plotting world domination. join now and be part of the madness! who needs nato when u got us? come on, comrade, let’s show russia who’s boss in the world of minecraft!

DespairCraft: Voteless Land

Associations, civic engagement, Community, community despair, decreased, Despair, DespairCraft, elections, Implications, implications of despair, individual experiences, Land, mental health, political participation, research, Social Impact, societal implications, study, Troubling, Voteless, voter behavior, voter turnout, voting behavior

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	8458
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	4

LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IF U DON’T U GONNA BE SAD LIKE VOTERS WHO DON’T VOTE CUZ THEY SAD. WE GOT BLOCKS AND PIGS AND SHINY DIAMONDS TO CHEER U UP. U WON’T FEEL DESPAIR WHEN U BUILDIN’ A CASTLE WITH UR FRIENDS. VOTE FOR FUN AND JOIN US, WE MAKE SURE U NEVER SAD AGAIN. #BLOCKS4LIFE #PIGS4PREZ

What is the IP for Queen Chess Minecraft Server?

alireza firouzja, Anand, anand vs dubov, anand vs hikaru, anand vs kramnik, anand vs magnus carlsen, Best Chess Channel, carlsen, Chess, chess game play, Chess memes, Chess Openings, chess openings for beginners, chess tricks, chessbaseindia, chesstraining, ding liren, fabiano caruana, Garry Kasparov, gotham chess, gothamchess caro kann, hikaru nakamura, ian nepomniachtchi, Levon Aronian, magnus carlsen, Minecraft, Nakamura, nakamura vs carlsen, Queen, Server, short, viswanathan anand, YouTube Chess

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	9090
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	601
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Falling into the Void:	0
Towns Built:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	11

Queen Chess is a talented and innovative chess player known for her strategic and aggressive style of play. With a fierce competitive spirit, she has gained recognition in the chess community for her exceptional skills and achievements. Queen Chess is dedicated to pushing the boundaries of the game and inspiring others to pursue excellence in chess.

EweCraft – Wooly Realm 1.21.2

1.21.2, appreciation, birthday tentacles, Blockheads, discussion, EN streamers, EweCraft, Friends, JP streamers, Lisa, live now, Meru, PixelLink, Realm, Sheep, Sheeptuber, sleepy, Streamers, tsunderia, Unity, VSMP, Vtuber, Wool, Wooly, yuuna

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	1980
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Alien Abductions:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Divine Spears Created:	13	Zombie Dances:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9

Join our Minecraft server for the most epic birthday tentacles edition! We’ve got sheep vtubers and their friends, big or small, all ready to play with you!

Come hang out with Essie_ch, EiraWoolcott, ChikafujiLisa, and more crazy sheep lovers!

We’ve also got friendshaped EN streamers like PillowDearASMR, MomokoNuihara, and PleiadesLillie ready to party with you!

And don’t forget about our mostly JP streamers like Maru_Nanamona and HoshimiyaMeeple, they’re waiting for you to join the fun!

Who’s live right now? Who’s going live soon? Check out the links and get in on the action!

Join our Minecraft server for a wild time with Raki, Pixel girls, blockheads, and unity!

Don’t miss out on the chaos with Meru, Lisa, Yuuna, and Sleepy!

Previous /wool/ thread: >>95803777

Get ready for a sheep-tastic adventure on our Minecraft server!

CraftyCash4U

Accountability, aita, bad friend, basic necessities, borrowing money, Cold attitude, CraftyCash4U, designer shopping, financial mindset, financial responsibility, five star hotels, Friend, gourmet restaurants, holding accountable, ignoring, luxury spending, luxury vacation, mutual friends, personal finance, rent money, savings

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	7363
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	12
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

Come join our Minecraft server where luxury vacationers turn into beggars in a matter of days! Witness the drama unfold as players go from posting about their fancy vacations to begging for in-game currency to pay rent. Who will you choose to lend money to? Will you be called a bad friend for not helping out? Find out on our server where financial mindsets clash and friendships are tested! Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive the luxury to poverty rollercoaster!

BlockBusterMindBreak

BlockBusterMindBreak, Deep Breathing, meditation, mental break, mental calmness, mental clarity, mental health, mental peace, mental refreshment, mental rejuvenation, mental relaxation, mental reset, Mental well-being, mindfulness, mindfulness exercises, mindfulness practices, Peace of mind, Relaxation, self-care, stress relief

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	6312
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate escape from reality! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding sheep, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

Need a break from the chaos of everyday life? Our server offers a serene oasis where you can relax in a hot tub filled with lava while sipping on a potion of invisibility. Trust us, it’s the ultimate stress reliever.

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a pig into battle against an army of evil chickens? Well, on our server, anything is possible! Join now and let your imagination run wild as you embark on epic quests, build jaw-dropping creations, and make friends with talking villagers.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most out-of-this-world Minecraft adventure of your life! Your mind will thank you for the break, and your funny bone will never be the same.

Bolsonaro’s Blocky Coup: Minecraft Server

Accountability, alleged, blocky, bolsonaro, Bolsonaros, Brazil, charges, Conspiracy, Corruption, COUP, Democracy, general prosecutor, Government, Impeachment, investigation, Justice, Legal, Minecraft, Plot, Politics, president, Rule of Law, scandal, Server

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	7408
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
New Chunks Explored:	540299	Divine Scrolls Written:	15
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Dragon Scales Harvested:	287
Mines Excavated:	4949	Elemental Crystals Collected:	56
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11

so, like, you know how in minecraft you can like, build stuff and mine stuff and stuff? well, on this server, you can like, build a whole new world and stuff. it’s like, so crazy, man.

and get this, there’s like, this whole storyline where the players have to like, stop this evil dictator from taking over the server and turning it into a dictatorship. it’s like, so intense, man.

and like, there’s this whole quest where you have to gather resources and build an army to take down the dictator. it’s like, so epic, man.

so, like, if you’re into crazy adventures and saving the world from evil dictators, then you should totally join this server. it’s like, the most fun you’ll ever have in minecraft, man.

CraftyCoupBrazil

Attempting, bolsonaro, Brazil, charges, controversy, Corruption, COUP, CraftyCoupBrazil, Crisis, current events, Democracy, Government, Impeachment, investigation, law, Legal, News, Politics, president, scandal, south america

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	4870
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20	Meteorite Armor Created:	17
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Animals Bred:	178	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Towns Built:	8

so, liek, u wanna join dis cray cray minecraft server? well let me tell u sumthin, dis server is so lit dat even brazil charged bolsonaro with attempting a coup just so dey could join too! yea, u heard me right, da president of brazil was like “yo, dis server is da bomb, i gotta get in on dis action!” so if u wanna be as cool as a brazilian president, den u gotta join dis server ASAP! we got pigs flyin, creepers dancin, and villagers doin da macarena. it’s a party 24/7 on dis server, so come on and join da fun! trust me, u won’t regret it…unless u hate fun, den maybe u will regret it. but who hates fun? not u, dat’s for sure!

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