Infinite LOLz Minecraft Server

Adventure, best randomizers, Challenges, enjoyment, Entertainment, EXCITEMENT, Exploration, Fun, games, Gaming, Infinite, infinite replayability, lolz, Minecraft, Mystery, playthrough, Randomizers, Server, strategy, Surprises, uncertainty, unpredictability, Variety, video games

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	5791
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Items Found:	3233	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	48
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Villages Defended:	19	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring, predictable Minecraft servers? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride full of surprises and randomness that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a world where pigs could fly and creepers danced the Macarena. It was a land of pure chaos and hilarity, where every corner turned led to a new, wacky adventure.

But that’s not all! On our server, EVERYTHING is randomized. From the loot you find in chests to the mobs you encounter, you’ll never know what to expect next. It’s like playing Minecraft on a rollercoaster, except the rollercoaster is made of rainbows and unicorn farts.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

CivCraft: A Civilization Server

Anarchy, bedrock, Biomes, civcraft, Civilization, discord server, Google form, ISLAND, java, Leveledmobs, Map, MCMMO, Minecraft, NotBounties, one life, Plugins, Quests, Realistic Seasons, Resources, Roleplay, Server, Whitelisted

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	4206
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10

Server Name	CivCraft Season 4.0
Inspiration	Civilization Videos
Biomes	Dark Forest, Jungle, Mesa, Taiga
Server Activity	3 hours a day
Map Size	7500 by 7500
Unique Feature	One life per player
Plugins	Realistic Seasons, McMMO, LeveledMobs, NotBounties, Quests
Platforms	Java, Bedrock
Whitelisted	Yes

FAQs

How do I join the server?

The server is whitelisted, so you need to join the Discord server and fill out a Google Form to get whitelisted.

What is the main objective of the server?

The main objective is to work together with other players to build a civilization on one of the unique biomes available on the islands.

Is there a time limit for gameplay?

Yes, the server is active for three hours a day.

What happens if I die in-game?

You only have one life in this server, so if you die, you will have to strategize and act smart in your next playthrough.

Are there any special features on the map?

Yes, the map is custom and hides secrets and places to build your civilization.

Can I play on any platform?

Yes, you can play on Java or Bedrock, whichever works best for you.

What plugins are used on the server?

Plugins such as Realistic Seasons, McMMO, LeveledMobs, NotBounties, and Quests are used to enhance the Vanilla Experience.

Future Vision Server 1.21.2

#youtube, 1.21.2, 2025, arrest Bibi, Canada, Canadian hillbillies, christmas, deportation, Future, immigration, Israel, Jeet Deportation Operation, jewry, logical option, Merry Christmas, net zero, opposition, pickup trucks, politician, Server, Smile, trudeau, Video, vision

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	7497
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Secret Passages Found:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	39

Yo, so like, imagine a Minecraft server where the only politician is a total savage who’s all about arresting Bibi if he even steps foot in Canada. And get this, they’re all about reducing immigration to NET FUCKING ZERO and starting a Mass Jeet Deportation Operation in 2025. Plus, they keep a smile on their face despite all the Canadian hillbillies in pickup trucks begging to die for Israel. Oh, and did I mention they’re the only one who says MERRY CHRISTMAS on Christmas? Like, bruh, this server is the only logical option, you gotta join now before it’s too late! 🤣🎄🔥

DinnerCraft: No Food for You

age, aita, anger, Communication, Cooking, Dinner, dinnercraft, feeling, Food, housework, husband, leftovers, Meal, new year’s eve, part-time work, Petty, prime rib, Rude, stroganoff, taco bell, take out, WIBTA

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	5406
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Animals Bred:	184	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Emeralds Found:	6299
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	26	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that will never leave you hanging like this husband did with the prime rib? Look no further! Our server is like a delicious prime rib stroganoff – always satisfying and never disappointing.

Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and non-stop fun. Plus, unlike this husband, our server won’t ditch you for Taco Bell at the last minute.

So come on over and experience the ultimate Minecraft experience. Who needs prime rib when you have a server this awesome? Join now and leave those dinner-ditching antics behind!

Assad’s Last Stand Minecraft Server

Assad dictatorship, Assads, civil war, Conflict Resolution, displaced persons, homecoming, HUMAN RIGHTS, Humanitarian Aid, humanitarian crisis, international community, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, peace process, ReBuilding, reconciliation, Refugee Crisis, Refugees, repatriation, Server, Stand, Syria crisis, Syrian government, Syrians, war-torn country

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	1485
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	19	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server? It’s like the land of milk and honey, but with creepers and zombies instead. We got over 115,000 Syrians returning home from the end of the Assad dictatorship, like whaaat? That’s some next level stuff right there.

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a welcoming committee of Endermen doing the dab dance. We’ve got villages filled with villagers who are low-key obsessed with trading emeralds for useless junk. And don’t even get me started on our nether portal parties, they’re lit AF.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes guest appearances on our server, just to mess with players and steal their diamonds. So if you’re into that kind of thrill, come join us and see if you can survive the chaos.

So what are you waiting for? Come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared to laugh, cry, and maybe even rage quit a few times. It’s all part of the fun, right?

NukeCraft2020

Axios, biden, Conflict Resolution, defense strategy, Diplomacy, foreign policy, global tensions, international relations, iran, MIDDLE EAST, Military Action, military intervention, nuclear facilities, nuclear proliferation, NukeCraft2020, Options, Potential, presidential decisions, Reports, security threats, US attacks

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	532
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
New Chunks Explored:	279973	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where we blow up nuclear facilities like biden on a wild rampage! unleash chaos and destruction as you navigate through our insane world filled with explosions and mayhem. join now for a chance to be the next biden of minecraft!

CastiaMC

Auctions, Black Market, CastiaMC, Community, effects, Enchantments, Enhancements, Events, GEMSTONES, Guidelines, In Game Rankup, Jobs, Kingdom, Monsters, power, Relics, rules, Runestones, Seasonal Events, smp, Towny, Traits

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	2681
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	16	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Dimension Hops:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2

CastiaMC

IP	rdt.castiamc.com
Website	https://castiamc.com
Server Version	1.21.4

General Information:

CastiaMC is a server where survival gets a serious upgrade. Here, you can build your own town, rise to power with your very own kingdom, and enjoy a chill, friendly community while you’re at it. Our goal? To create a fun, relaxed space where players can thrive. Here’s a sneak peek of what we have to offer:

Towny: Build your own town and protect your creations from griefers. Want more power? Expand and create your very own kingdom!
Jobs / Skills: No admin shops here! Earn money by picking one of our unique skills and completing tasks. From mining to farming, your skills pay the bills!
Relics: Monsters drop randomly generated items called Relics. These special treasures come with custom textures and enchantments stronger than vanilla limits.
Runestones: Power up your gear with Runestones! These magical enhancements boost traits, add special effects, and upgrade enchantments.
Resource Pack: We have added over 500 custom items with custom textures to the server. Custom hats, furniture and tools, we have it all!
Gemstones
Auctions
In-Game /rankup
Black Market
Seasonal Events
And much much more…

Community:

At CastiaMC, the community comes first. We’re all about keeping things fun and welcoming with simple rules (check them out on our website). While we love a good laugh, we make sure it’s a safe and positive space for everyone.

With frequent events—big and small—you’ll always have something exciting to look forward to. Meet great people, share laughs, and be part of a community that feels like family.

Our Rules and guidelines can be found at: https://castiamc.com/rules/

What are you waiting for? Join today!

Mystic Isles 1.21.2

1.21.2, A Thousand Blazing Suns, character builds, Character Trailer, Citlali, Daily check-in rewards, Dimensional Detective Chronicles, Gaze of the Stars, genshin impact, Hoyofair Web Event, Incandescent Ode of Resurrection, Isles, Maps, Mavuika, mystic, primogems, Redeemable Codes, Simulators, Stand With Mavuika, Starcaller’s Watch, Sunset Animated Short, Third-Party Tools, useful links, Version 5.3 Trailer, Vow of Blazing Blood

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	3905
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	6	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	7

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a whole new dimension of craziness! We got characters with names like Mavuika and Citlali, they’re like the superheroes of the blocky world. And get this, there’s a web event called “Stand With Mavuika,” like, why wouldn’t you want to stand with a blocky hero? Plus, we got banners with weapons like A Thousand Blazing Suns and Starcaller’s Watch, I mean, who wouldn’t want to wield those bad boys in battle? And don’t even get me started on the daily check-in rewards, it’s like Christmas every day! So come on, join us and let’s unleash the chaos in this Minecraft server like never before!

MomApologyMC Server

aita, apologies, Apology, Boundaries, children, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, Decision making, emotional boundaries, family, family dynamics, Grandparents, Kids, MomApologyMC, parenting, parents, relationships, Respect, Server, setting boundaries

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	1838
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Meteorites Collected:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Alien Abductions:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that respects boundaries? Look no further! Our server is like a fortress of boundaries, keeping out unwanted hugs and unsolicited kisses like a pro. Join us and experience the thrill of setting limits and sticking to them, just like our players stick to their diamond armor.

Our server is so boundary-focused, even the creepers know to keep their distance. And if anyone tries to cross the line, our mods will swoop in like superheroes to protect your personal space.

So come join us on this epic adventure of setting boundaries and sticking to them, just like this family did with their overbearing mom. Who needs a sword when you have clear communication skills and a strong sense of self? Let’s build a world where boundaries are respected and drama is left at the door. See you in the game!

FiancéFailsMC

Accommodation, child friendly, Commitment, Communication, Community, FAITH, family, Feedback, Fiance, FiancéFailsMC, future husband, godfather, Marriage, motherly, moving too fast, new year’s eve, questioning commitment, relationship, Religion, Upset, young love

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	4001
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Animals Bred:	179	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	40
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Magical Moments Shared:	16	Alien Abductions:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in family values and commitment… just like OP’s fiancé, or so we thought! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama and unexpected twists, just like the time OP tried to win over her fiancé’s heart by hosting the ultimate New Year’s Eve party for his friend’s son.

But wait, there’s more! Witness the shocking moment when OP’s fiancé accuses her of trying to “buy a child’s affections” and not paying enough attention to him on their first New Year’s together. Will OP be able to navigate through this relationship rollercoaster or will she be left questioning her fiancé’s commitment just like you’ll be questioning your sanity after joining our server?

So why join our Minecraft server, you ask? Well, where else can you find such juicy drama and outrageous stories that will keep you entertained for hours on end? Plus, we have virtual snacks and drinks to keep you fueled up for all the drama-filled adventures ahead. Don’t miss out on the fun, join us now and let the chaos begin!

Ugh, Creeper!

ANNOYING, annoying expressions, annoying habits, annoying people, annoying phrases, annoying tendencies, bothersome, bothersome language, common sayings, creeper, frustrating, grating, irksome, IRRITATING, irritating behaviors, irritating sayings, overused phrases, Pet Peeves, phrases, Repetitive, Ugh, vexing

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	6090
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Alien Abductions:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Mythical Swords Crafted:	77
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	3

Tired of hearing “git gud” every time you lose a PvP battle? Join our epic Minecraft server where the only phrase you’ll hear is “OMG, how did you do that?!” Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us. We’ve got custom plugins that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion. So come join us and show off your mad skills – who knows, you might even impress Herobrine himself!

ShadowFleetSabotageCraft

Baltic cable cut, Baltic Sea, cyber attack, damaged cable, Dec. 25, Espionage, european union, Finish agency, Finnish authorities, international relations, investigation, maritime security, NATO intervention, Russia shadow fleet, Russian involvement, sabotage, Sanna Sonninen, security breach, ShadowFleetSabotageCraft, submarine cables, tanker search

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	1024
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Villages Defended:	15	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Gods Slained:	0

come join our epic minecraft server where we have tanks and cables and shadow fleets oh my! we have crazy adventures like searching for tankers and cutting cables in the baltic sea. sanna sonninen is our director and she’s always on the lookout for russian shadow fleets trying to sabotage our server. join us on dec. 25 for some epic cable cutting action and see if you can uncover the truth behind the tanker mystery. it’s gonna be a wild ride, so hop on board and join the madness!

survival! Minecraft server

Active, Adventure, building, Community, Economy, Events, Exploration, Factions, Free donation, Friendly, minecraft server, Minigames, multiplayer, ONLINE, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Sandbox, Survival, survival mode

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	964
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Enchantments Applied:	106
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Gods Slained:	2
Crops Grown:	2168	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	123
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1

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Eden SMP

community arcade, Community Builds, Community Farm, community project, derogatory language, dragon fight, Eden, end dimension, Game Nights, glitches, Griefing, hacked clients, multiplayer, personal farm, shopping district, smp, Spawn area, spawn town, stealing, Survival, trolling, Vanilla, world terrain, x-ray resource packs

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	3891
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Magic Items Found:	5770
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2

Welcome to Eden SMP!

We are a survival multiplayer server focused on the vanilla experience. Our beautiful meadows-themed spawn area serves a neutral ground for all players to interact and collaborate!

Our Rules:

Do not engage in any form of griefing, stealing, or trolling

Do not use any hacked clients or x-ray resource packs

Do not exploit any glitches

Do not use any derogatory language

Respect other players

Respect world terrain (no dirt houses or permanent 1×1 pillars)

Do not enter the end dimension until the server-wide dragon fight

Spawn Town:

Spawn coordinates are (0,0) feel free to build a starter home nearby! Our shopping district will be situated west of spawn for players to buy/sell materials! Please remember that each shop should focus on a specific item or theme, and we encourage you to construct separate buildings for different shops.

Community Builds:

If you are interested in collaborating on a community project, check out our sign-up list for ideas or propose your own. Please note, if you are building a farm that involves a shared public space it must be made into a community farm and not a personal one.

Community Arcade:

You are all invited to build a game at our community arcade, located north of the spawn. If there is enough interest, we may host regular game nights!

Join us at Eden SMP:

Apply here to join our community: Application Form

Echoing Realms 1.20.1

1.20.1, college, early 2000s, Echoing, Egyptian, Fiction, incel, little brother, loser character, Panties, peeping, Realms, School, showering, skins, socks, twin sisters, verbal destruction, wanking, Zeitgeist

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	9747
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Farms Harvested:	240	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Secret Passages Found:	6
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3

Join our Minecraft server if you want a wild ride like the one in “Skins” but with a twist! We have a special feature where you can collect virtual panties and socks to use as weapons against your enemies. Just like the little brother in the show, you can peep on your fellow players and face the consequences when they catch you in the act. Our server is a chaotic mix of sibling rivalry and incel energy, so come join the fun if you’re ready for a crazy adventure!

BritHumor Minecraft Server

BritHumor, british culture, british people, comedic shows, cross-cultural humor, cultural appreciation, cultural jokes, cultural sensitivity, cultural understanding, friend dynamics, humor, insensitive, joking, joking boundaries, Korean people, Minecraft, offensive, Server, social faux pas, social interactions, Stereotypes

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	1374
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chimeras Created:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	323
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Dimension Hops:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no sense of humor? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all your comedic needs! Join us and experience the wackiest adventures in the blocky world.

We have British people, Korean people, and even aliens (yes, they’re real on our server)! Make jokes, have fun, and never worry about offending anyone because we embrace all types of humor.

So if you’re looking for a server where you can joke about anything and everything, join us now! Who knows, you might even meet a real-life British person (or maybe just a really good accent impersonator). Let the laughter begin!