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| Players: | 100/500 | Votes: | 7164 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Reality Warps Survived: | 2 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 3 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 4 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 5 |
| Magic Items Found: | 7625 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 5 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 4 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 8 |
| Mines Excavated: | 1714 | Magical Moments Shared: | 11 |
so, like, imagine a world where gravity is reversed and you can walk on the ceiling like a spider. that’s what our server is like, except even crazier. we have flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes and unicorns that poop rainbows.
if you join our server, you’ll be able to ride a giant chicken into battle against evil llamas that are trying to take over the world. you can build a house out of candy canes and live in a gingerbread village with other players.
oh, and did we mention that there’s a secret portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made out of cheese? yeah, it’s pretty epic.
so, if you’re looking for a minecraft server that’s totally bonkers and will make you question everything you thought you knew about reality, then come join us. trust us, you won’t regret it.
