if you join our server, you’ll be able to ride a giant chicken into battle against evil llamas that are trying to take over the world. you can build a house out of candy canes and live in a gingerbread village with other players.
oh, and did we mention that there’s a secret portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made out of cheese? yeah, it’s pretty epic.
so, if you’re looking for a minecraft server that’s totally bonkers and will make you question everything you thought you knew about reality, then come join us. trust us, you won’t regret it.