⚔️ – PVP option
⭐️ – No cheaters
⭐️ – Store
⭐️ – Private
45.93.200.7:25566

⚔️ – PVP option
⭐️ – No cheaters
⭐️ – Store
⭐️ – Private
45.93.200.7:25566

Picture this: a pregnant player, her ex-boyfriend from South America, and a baby due in May. Will they reconcile in time for the birth, or will the baby be born into a world of blocky drama? Join now to find out!
Experience the thrill of managing virtual finances, dealing with lack of emotional intelligence, and navigating rocky relationships all while building your dream blocky world. Will you be the hero who saves the day, or will you be the villain causing chaos?
Join our server now and be part of the most outrageous Minecraft soap opera ever! Who needs reality TV when you have our server full of unexpected twists and turns? Don’t miss out on the blocky drama, join today!

Picture this: you log on and immediately find yourself in a virtual household with two retired relatives, K and O. But wait, there’s a twist! A wild relative, A, has moved in unexpectedly and is causing chaos. Will you be able to navigate the drama and survive in this crazy household?
Join our server for the ultimate challenge – dealing with family drama in Minecraft! Build your own virtual doorknob with a key to keep A out, or team up with other players to plot against the troublesome relative. Will you be able to stand your ground and assert your boundaries, or will you be labeled as the “asshole” for not wanting A around?
Don’t worry, you can’t just move out of this virtual household – the only way out is to face the challenges head-on and come out victorious. So come join us for a hilarious and outrageous Minecraft experience unlike any other!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the most epic building competitions you’ve ever seen. Build a castle made entirely of TNT? Sure, why not! Create a rollercoaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano? Go for it! The only limit is your imagination (and maybe the laws of physics, but who needs those anyway?).
So come join us on our wacky, wild, and downright ridiculous Minecraft server. Who knows what crazy adventures await you? Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky chickens…they’re always up to something.


so you join the server and you’re greeted by a talking pig named Sir Oinksalot who tells you that you’re the chosen one to defeat the evil Ender Dragon who’s been terrorizing the land. but get this, the Ender Dragon is actually a misunderstood dragon who just wants to open a bakery and sell cupcakes to all the players. so you have to team up with the dragon and help him achieve his dreams while also building epic castles and battling other players in epic pvp battles.
oh, and did i mention that there’s a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to dance and have a good time? yeah, it’s wild. and every full moon, a herd of unicorns comes prancing through the server, spreading glitter and rainbows everywhere. it’s like a magical wonderland, but with creepers and skeletons trying to ruin the fun.
so if you’re ready for an adventure of a lifetime, join our server and become part of the hogwarts letter crew. trust me, you won’t regret it. plus, Sir Oinksalot gives out free bacon to all new players. what more could you ask for? come join us and let the magic begin! 🐷🔮✨