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Players: | 103/800 | Votes: | 8868 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Talking Trees Consulted: | 1 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 11 |
Lost Cities Unearthed: | 3 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 0 |
Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 3 | Ores Mined: | 5565 |
Farms Harvested: | 502 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 18 |
Meteorites Collected: | 0 | Reality Warps Survived: | 1 |
Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 2 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 |
We got llamas that can do the Macarena and chickens that lay diamond eggs, like what even is reality anymore?!
Join us and you can ride on a flying pig while shooting rainbow lasers out of your eyes, it’s like a psychedelic trip without the drugs!
Who needs Doki and Mint when you can have a pet dragon that farts rainbows and grants wishes like a deranged genie on crack?!
So ditch those lame streams and come join us for a wild ride through the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!