New Minecraft Servers 2025

New Minecraft Servers
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Players: 99/200 Votes: 8586
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated: 8 Phantom Knights Defeated: 6
New Chunks Explored: 572583 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 2
Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 47 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 7
Endless Night Skies: 5 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2
Reality Warps Survived: 0 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3
Haunted Mines Explored: 1 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 3

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is building a dirt house? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at!

Join us for epic battles against evil crackers, niggers, and spics who are trying to take over the server. Only the bravest and most skilled players will survive the chaos and come out on top.

But that’s not all! We also have insane storylines that will keep you on the edge of your seat. From uncovering ancient secrets to battling mythical creatures, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and show those pesky crackers, niggers, and spics who’s boss in the craziest Minecraft SMP around!

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  • Girl Ass Worship Land 1.20.1

    Girl Ass Worship Land 1.20.1
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    Players: 92/1000 Votes: 2441
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 3 Enchantments Applied: 282
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 1 Portal Loops Escaped: 1
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 1 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 2
    Dragons Tamed: 3 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 5
    Arcane Towers Raised: 1 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 9

    New Minecraft Servers

    Hey bros, are you tired of worshipping girl ass only to have your dreams shattered by a stinky fart in your mouth? Well, do I have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and escape the horrors of real life butt play gone wrong!

    On our server, you can build your own world where no farts can ruin your fun. Explore new lands, mine for diamonds, and never worry about a stinky surprise again.

    So come on, join us and leave the smelly memories behind. Let’s build a new world together, free from the horrors of butt-related disasters. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

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  • Auntie Scammy’s Cash Grab

    Auntie Scammy’s Cash Grab
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    Players: 96/300 Votes: 5055
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 13 Haunted Mines Explored: 1
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 3 Evil Lairs Raided: 3
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2 Hidden Passages Discovered: 8
    Backwards Speech Heard: 1 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 44 Shattered Realms Restored: 1
    Holy Grails Found: 3 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as confusing as your aunt asking for 30k out of the blue? Look no further! Join our server where you can mine for diamonds while pondering the mysteries of family dynamics and financial woes.

    We promise no one will ask you for 30k, but who knows what kind of crazy requests you might encounter in our virtual world. Maybe you’ll stumble upon a lost miner who needs your help finding their fortune, or a mysterious villager who offers you riches in exchange for completing absurd quests.

    Don’t worry about feeling guilty for not telling your mom about your aunt’s strange request – just focus on building epic structures and battling mobs with your new Minecraft buddies. Who knows, maybe your aunt will even log on and explain herself in the chat. Anything is possible in the world of Minecraft!

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  • GhostlyGamerMinecraft SMP

    GhostlyGamerMinecraft SMP
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    Players: 106/900 Votes: 7390
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 43 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 5
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 8
    Teleportation Mishaps: 5 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 11 Magic Crystals Found: 19
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0 Magic Wands Crafted: 22
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Legendary Titles Earned: 2
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 17

    New Minecraft Servers

    OMG guys, this Minecraft SMP is like, totally lit! Like, if you join, you get a chance to like, meet your long lost pet pig that died in a tragic lava accident. And like, there’s this secret portal that takes you to a dimension where you can hang out with all your deceased loved ones for 10 whole minutes! It’s like, so emotional and stuff. Like, I totally got to hang out with my great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-grandma who died in a freak llama stampede. It was wild, dude. So like, join now and have a blast with all your ghostly homies! #RIPpiggie #llamapocalypse

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  • BodyOddityCraft

    BodyOddityCraft
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    Players: 95/100 Votes: 7315
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 3 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 375
    Endless Mazes Solved: 4 Epic Shields Constructed: 23
    Cursed Amulets Found: 4 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 4 Elemental Crystals Collected: 29
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Astral Amulets Crafted: 32
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4
    Legendary Titles Earned: 1 Alternate Realities Explored: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

    Join us and discover the magic of a world where your body is not just a vessel for playing Minecraft, but a source of endless entertainment! Have you ever wanted to have a third arm that shoots fireballs? Or maybe you dream of having legs that can jump to the moon and back in a single bound? Well, on our server, anything is possible!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of body-modifying wizards who can transform your body in ways you never thought possible. Want to have wings like a dragon? Done. How about a tail that can wag with excitement every time you find diamonds? Consider it done!

    So come on down to our server and let your body be the canvas for the craziest adventures you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. Who needs boring old regular bodies when you can have one that’s truly out of this world? Join us now and let the madness begin!

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  • NukeCraftMafiaJPN

    NukeCraftMafiaJPN
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    Players: 108/300 Votes: 7128
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 6 Dragon Hoards Looted: 3
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Secret Passages Found: 8
    Twisted Realms Survived: 1 Mythical Relics Collected: 9
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 11 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 5
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 1 Mines Excavated: 1286
    Holy Grails Found: 1 Titanic Battles Fought: 20
    Alternate Realities Explored: 3 Enchantments Applied: 85

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, u wanna join this cray cray minecraft server? well, lemme tell ya, it’s run by a japanese crime leader who just pleaded guilty in the U.S. for trafficking nuclear materials from Myanmar! like, how wild is that?! but don’t worry, he’s totally chill and just wants to build some sick bases with ya. plus, he’s got all the rare items you could ever dream of, like diamond armor made from actual diamonds (shh, don’t ask where he got ’em). so come join us on this server for a blast (pun intended) of a time!

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  • SpermCraft: Epigenetic Legacy

    SpermCraft: Epigenetic Legacy
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    Players: 96/100 Votes: 821
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Glorious Feasts Held: 17 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 48
    Falling into the Void: 1 Immortal Anvils Forged: 20
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1 Holy Grails Found: 2
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 12 Cursed Statues Activated: 4
    Blood Moons Survived: 0 Dragonkin Hatched: 5
    Arcane Towers Raised: 4 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 5
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 6 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    hey u, ya u reading this, u wanna join our epic minecraft server? well lemme tell u why u should, cuz our server is so lit it’ll make ur brain cells do the cha cha slide.

    we got crazy stuff happening like childhood maltreatment affecting epigenetic profiles of sperm, like what even is that? but hey, it’s gonna make ur brain development go WOOSH and ur next generation gonna be like super geniuses or something.

    epigenetic inheritance? pshhh, we got that on lock. we’ll transmit all the info on acquired conditions to ur next generation without even touching ur DNA sequence. it’s like magic, but in minecraft form.

    so come join our server and let’s make some brain cells do the cha cha slide together. it’s gonna be a wild ride, trust me.

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  • Pixel SpaceCraft 1.21.1

    Pixel SpaceCraft 1.21.1
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    Players: 96/1000 Votes: 6423
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 5 Rune Stones Activated: 8
    Twisted Realms Survived: 3 Endless Mazes Solved: 4
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 8 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5
    Infinity Stones Found: 1 Herobrine Sightings: 1
    Crystal Wands Charged: 9 Forbidden Tomes Read: 6
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 14 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 4 Heroic Legacies Created: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, it’s like trying to read hieroglyphics while blindfolded and juggling flaming swords! But in a good way, ya know?

    Like, imagine trying to draw a perfect circle with your eyes closed and your hands tied behind your back – that’s the kind of challenge you’ll face on this server! It’s like a twisted game of Minecraft Twister, but with creepers and lava pits instead of colored circles!

    And selling stuff on this server? Ha, good luck with that! It’s like trying to sell ice to a snowman – totally pointless and utterly ridiculous! But hey, who needs to make a profit when you’re having a blast dodging arrows and building epic castles, am I right?

    So yeah, if you’re a glutton for punishment and love a good challenge, come join us on this crazy Minecraft server where the only limit is your own insanity!

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  • ShowerCam Minecraft Server

    ShowerCam Minecraft Server
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    Players: 95/1000 Votes: 5620
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1 Phantom Knights Defeated: 3
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 2 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 2 Haunted Mines Explored: 1
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0 Phantom Rings Equipped: 25
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 1 Endless Night Skies: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further than our server! We’ve got more twists and turns than a rollercoaster, just like the story of my husband, his best friend Andrew, and a mysterious phone found in the bathroom.

    Join our server and experience the thrill of uncovering secrets, like the time my husband found indecent videos of himself on Andrew’s phone. And don’t forget the wet bed incident that left my husband feeling uneasy – talk about a plot twist!

    But wait, there’s more! Invite Andrew to stay with you on our server and watch as the drama unfolds. From peeping through doors to icy attitudes, you’ll never know what to expect next. And who knows, you might even discover that your husband and Andrew are soulmates – just like in a cheesy romance novel!

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server with more drama than a reality TV show, join us now! Just remember, things might get a little too real, so buckle up and prepare for the ride of your life.

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  • BlockBucksBaeSplitter

    BlockBucksBaeSplitter
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    Players: 106/1000 Votes: 5265
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 10
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 9 Legendary Heroes Trained: 2
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5
    Magic Wands Crafted: 12 Divine Relics Bestowed: 12
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 18 Astral Staffs Crafted: 14
    Farms Harvested: 273 Forbidden Relics Collected: 0
    Love Letters Sent: 6 Lost Souls Rescued: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in fairytale-like drama and outrageous requests! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of standing up to your boyfriend’s siblings and refusing to pay their bills because you only use the fan and flush the toilet when you visit!

    Imagine the chaos of a virtual world where you can demand that your boyfriend’s family step up and support him financially while you swoop in to save the day with pre-bought cooked food. Who needs a stable job when you have a Minecraft server to escape to?

    So come on, join us and let your inner drama llama run wild. Who knows what kind of hilarious situations you’ll find yourself in on our server – maybe you’ll even start a virtual revolution against unfair bill-splitting!

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  • PharmaFreeSMP: NoGamblingNoBooze

    PharmaFreeSMP: NoGamblingNoBooze
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    Players: 105/300 Votes: 6110
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2 Pirate Ships Captured: 0
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 6 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3
    Dragonkin Hatched: 4 Shadow Realms Conquered: 1
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 5 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 5
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 5 Cursed Scrolls Read: 2
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 15 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 7 Cursed Swords Broken: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Bro, have you heard about this epic Minecraft SMP? It’s like, totally lit, dude. We got like, a whole village of villagers who are all secretly aliens trying to take over the world. But don’t worry, we have a secret weapon – a giant chicken that shoots lasers out of its eyes. Yeah, you heard me right, a CHICKEN WITH LASER EYES.

    And the best part is, we have a rule that if you die in the game, you have to do a silly dance in real life. It’s hilarious, bro. Plus, every time you find diamonds, you have to yell “I am the king of the world” at the top of your lungs. It’s like, tradition or something.

    So come join us on this totally wacky Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination. And also, we have a rule that if you don’t bring a pet llama with you, you have to wear a chicken suit for a whole week. It’s gonna be a blast, dude. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this insanity.

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  • BlockyBedroomFun

    BlockyBedroomFun
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    Players: 95/700 Votes: 9288
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3 Astral Projections Made: 4
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 20 Emeralds Found: 8575
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 7 Immortal Anvils Forged: 17
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 3 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2 Meteorite Armor Created: 28
    Holy Grails Found: 5 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 11

    New Minecraft Servers

    Hey gamers, looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind (and maybe other things too)? Join our server for a wild ride filled with surprises! We’ve got secret dungeons where you can find rare loot, but be careful, you might stumble upon a group of dancing creepers! And don’t even get us started on our custom-built rollercoaster that takes you on a journey through the Nether and back. Plus, our community is so friendly and welcoming, you’ll feel like you’re playing with a group of over-enthusiastic villagers. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the craziest Minecraft adventures of your life!

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  • TalibanBucks Minecraft Server

    TalibanBucks Minecraft Server
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    Players: 108/500 Votes: 4934
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 4 Emeralds Found: 417
    Astral Projections Made: 0 Twisted Realms Survived: 2
    Falling into the Void: 0 Endless Mazes Solved: 2
    Dragon Eggs Found: 3288 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 2
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 8 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2 Glorious Feasts Held: 7
    Endless Legions Commanded: 22 Magic Items Found: 4921

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, liek, u know how u play minecraft and u get bored of the same old servers? well, u gotta join this one, cuz it’s lit af. we got russian spies, taliban fighters, and they’re all gettin paid to attack US forces in the game. u can join in on the action and get paid too! just imagine, u mining ur diamonds and then BOOM, russian spy comes and blows u up. it’s wild, man. come join the chaos and see if u can survive the madness. plus, we got free cookies at spawn. what more could u ask for? join now and let the craziness begin!

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  • rrdd.aternos.me Minecraft server

    rrdd.aternos.me Minecraft server
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    Players: 91/800 Votes: 2869
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 22 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    Meteorites Collected: 0 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 18
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0 Underground Cities Explored: 2
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 5 Cursed Scrolls Read: 5
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 14
    Legendary Titles Earned: 3 Whispering Shadows Heard: 5
    Meteorite Armor Created: 28 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    This server is survival on any version of Minecraft. If the server is turned off, then you can start it yourself using instructions on the website

    rrdd.aternos.me:36149

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  • Craftocracy

    Craftocracy
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    Players: 92/800 Votes: 3109
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Royal Courts Attended: 5 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 41 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 4
    Wyrmholes Dug: 3 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 5
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3 Cosmic Pies Baked: 9
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 7 Soul Swords Wielded: 3
    Infinity Stones Found: 3 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3
    Wailing Winds Heard: 1 Phantom Ships Sailed: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Server Name Minecraft’s Most Democratic Server
    Roleplay Level 2% Serious
    Key Feature Server Legislature for voting on proposals
    Special Event 2nd Presidential Election

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    Question Answer
    What is the server’s primary democratic function? The server legislature where members vote on proposals.
    What type of proposals can be submitted? Proposals can range from enacting laws to adding mods to the server’s modpack.
    When is the upcoming Presidential Election? This week, don’t miss it!
    How can I join the server? Visit our Discord server: https://discord.gg/NdFHVEydjC

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  • Hate Online Dating 1.20.3

    Hate Online Dating 1.20.3
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    Players: 93/600 Votes: 6804
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Buildings Constructed: 31 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2
    Treasure Maps Found: 8 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2
    Infinite Doors Opened: 3 Dark Rituals Completed: 4
    Invisible Walls Found: 3 Wilderness Tamed: 9
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2 Mystic Runes Engraved: 2
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 23 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 13
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 6 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, forget about online dating, join our Minecraft server instead! Why waste time swiping left and right when you can be building epic structures and fighting creepers? Plus, who needs a girlfriend when you have a diamond sword, am I right? Join now and escape the soul-less world of online dating, where women are too scared to leave their houses and actually interact with real people. Minecraft is where it’s at, baby!

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