| Players: | 110/600 | Votes: | 9811 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 4 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 1 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 2 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 17 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 7 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 7 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 3 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 2 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 3 |
| Ores Mined: | 3732 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 5 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 14 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 6 |
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| Players: | 95/400 | Votes: | 5732 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 3507 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 4 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 2 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 1 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 2 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 6 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 47 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 5 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 8 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 6 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 2 |
not only that, but our server is home to the legendary cow queen, who rules over all the cows with an iron hoof. she grants special powers to those who can prove themselves worthy by completing ridiculous challenges like milking a cow blindfolded or riding a pig through an obstacle course.
if you’re looking for a unique minecraft experience filled with warm milk and cow royalty, then come join us on our server. just watch out for the cow queen’s wrath if you dare to challenge her rule. it’s udderly insane, but in the best way possible.
| Players: | 108/800 | Votes: | 7153 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 5 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 18 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 0 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 18 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 2 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 6 |
| Players: | 93/800 | Votes: | 9032 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 4 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 |
| Farms Harvested: | 113 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 8 | Infinity Stones Found: | 4 |
| Ores Mined: | 8849 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 1 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 6 | Reality Warps Survived: | 0 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 28 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 |
| Players: | 100/700 | Votes: | 5580 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 12 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 1 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 15 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 2 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 4 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 14 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 4 | Evil Twin Fights: | 3 |
| Zombie Dances: | 8 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 3 |
Join our server and create your own unique world with crazy block creations and epic adventures. Just like this player, you can embark on a journey to find the perfect name for your in-game character or build your own virtual family with custom initials.
Don’t be limited by the initials of your past, break free and explore new possibilities in our Minecraft server. Who knows, you might even find a hidden treasure chest with the perfect name waiting for you!
So come on, join us and let your creativity run wild. Who knows, you might just find the perfect name for your next pixelated pet or virtual child. Let’s create some LOL-worthy memories together on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!
| Players: | 96/200 | Votes: | 8865 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 4 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 | Reality Warps Survived: | 0 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 1 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 7 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 3 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 3 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 3 |
But that’s not all – our server is also home to a legendary group of players who have tamed a pack of wild llamas and trained them to do their bidding. Need to transport items across the map? Just hop on a llama and let them do the work for you! These llamas are not your average Minecraft animals – they have a taste for adventure and will stop at nothing to help you on your quest.
And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a secret underground disco party that only the most elite players have access to. Dance the night away with your fellow gamers and show off your best moves in this exclusive club. Who knew that Minecraft could be so glamorous?
So come on down to our server and experience the wildest, most hair-raising adventures you’ve ever seen. Just remember to leave your hat at the door – we’ve got hat hair covered.
| Players: | 92/1000 | Votes: | 5268 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 4 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 4 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 19 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 4 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 2 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 6 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 22 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 5 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 1 |
| Crops Grown: | 8360 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 |
| Players: | 97/800 | Votes: | 2953 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 1 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 6 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 23 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 3 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 1 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 3 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 74 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 5 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 1 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 10 | Gryphons Tamed: | 4 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 | Rune Stones Activated: | 2 |
WE HAVE CRAZY STORIES LIKE FATHERS GETTING LIT UP BY THEIR DAUGHTERS AFTER SOME WILD RAPE INCIDENT IN PAKISTAN!
COME JOIN US FOR SOME INSANE FUN AND MAYHEM! WHO NEEDS A NAME WHEN YOU CAN HAVE ALL THIS CHAOS?! 😂🔥🔥🔥
| Players: | 96/100 | Votes: | 4711 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Epic Quests Completed: | 10 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 5 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 17 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 7 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 7 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 37 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 2 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 3 | Animals Bred: | 112 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 5 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 2 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 6 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 |
| Overview | |
|---|---|
| SMP Start Time | Friday, 3pm EST |
| Number of Members | Currently 28 |
| Plugins | LifeSteal, Voice mod (using fabric) |
| Worldborder | 5k by 5k |
| Community | Fun and active |
| Discord | https://discord.gg/ZZ5DdF46 |
A: The SMP starts on Friday at 3pm EST.
A: There are currently 28 members in the SMP, and more are needed.
A: The SMP uses LifeSteal and Voice mod plugins, both implemented using Fabric.
A: The worldborder is set at 5k by 5k.
A: The community is described as fun and active, welcoming new members to join.
A: Yes, the Discord server can be joined through this link: https://discord.gg/ZZ5DdF46
| Players: | 98/500 | Votes: | 8113 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 4 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 |
| Crops Grown: | 2312 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 24 |
| Chimeras Created: | 3 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 9 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 7 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 4 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 5 |
But wait, there’s more! You can also ride unicorns and shoot rainbows out of your hands.
And get this, the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing up your stuff.
Plus, there’s a secret underground disco party where you can dance with skeletons and zombies.
Trust me, once you join this server, you’ll never want to leave. It’s like a psychedelic trip mixed with a fantasy adventure on steroids. Just click that join button and prepare to have your mind blown, bro!
| Players: | 104/800 | Votes: | 949 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 4 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 9 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 6 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 25 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 9 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 7 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 17 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 4 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 10 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 1 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 4 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 873822 | Towns Built: | 8 |
| Players: | 99/1000 | Votes: | 2904 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 4 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 2 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 15 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 6 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 7 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 6 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 1 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 8 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 15 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 9 |
First of all, the admins are actual wizards. Like, they can literally turn dirt into diamonds. And don’t even get me started on the players. We have a guy who only communicates in pig squeals, it’s hilarious.
But the best part? The strange “smell” that you love to smell. It’s like a mix of freshly baked cookies and exploding creepers. It’s so addictive, you’ll never want to leave. So come join us and experience the most epic, chaotic, and downright ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you won’t regret it.
| Players: | 96/600 | Votes: | 3884 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 26 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 2 | Living Statues Befriended: | 2 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 | Love Letters Sent: | 8 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 6 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 4 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 2 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 1 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 54 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 1 |
| Players: | 96/800 | Votes: | 1078 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Blood Moons Survived: | 0 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 1 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 7 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 2 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 5 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 2 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 65 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 8 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 5 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 5 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 200 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 |
ON DIS SERVER, U CAN RIDE PIGS INTO BATTLE AND FIGHT OFF EVIL LLAMAS WITH YOUR TRUSTY CARROT SWORD. WE EVEN GOT A SECRET UNDERGROUND DANCE PARTY WHERE THE ENDER DRAGON IS THE DJ.
IF U JOIN DIS SERVER, U WILL BE BLESSED BY THE MINECRAFT GODS AND GIVEN UNLIMITED BUILDING BLOCKS TO CREATE A CASTLE MADE OF RAINBOWS AND UNICORNS.
SO WHAT ARE U WAITING FOR? COME JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST, MOST EPIC MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE. BUZZWORDS ARE THE MODERN VERSION OF “THE EMPEROR’S NEW CLOTHES,” BUT ON THIS SERVER, WE WEAR DIAMOND ARMOR AND FLY ON CHICKENS.
| Players: | 109/900 | Votes: | 7447 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 17 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 1 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 1 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 13 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 11 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 22 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 4 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 5 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 4 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 3 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 13 |
| Players: | 98/500 | Votes: | 3096 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Treasure Maps Found: | 14 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 23 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 9 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 5 |
| Falling into the Void: | 0 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 3 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 4 | Undead Armies Raised: | 4 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 7 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 271 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 9 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 |
| Mines Excavated: | 3969 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 |
| Version | 1.21.4 |
| Discord | https://discord.gg/qMjyJaQRhm |
Tea Time SMP is a vanilla+ Minecraft server with a variety of game enhancing plugins. Hosting events and custom server events, there is no pressure to donate but supporters can receive roleplay bonuses in game. Opening on 1/04/25, the server welcomes redstoners, builders, farmers, and more, with an LGBTQ+ friendly environment. Featuring a huge storyline and custom character creation, players can enjoy proximity voice chat and relaxed rules to play Minecraft their way.
Tea Time SMP is a vanilla+ Minecraft server with a variety of game-enhancing plugins, hosting events and custom server events.
The server is opening for the first time on 1/04/25.
We are looking for all kinds of players, including redstoners, builders, farmers, and more.
Yes, the server is LGBTQ+ friendly and is for players aged 17 and above.
Our rules are pretty relaxed and can be found on our discord server, allowing players to play Minecraft the way they want to.
Yes, players can create their own characters and roleplay among each other on the server.
Proximity voice chat is available, but players are not required to talk if they don’t want to.
