| Players: | 90/700 | Votes: | 1726 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 5 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 8 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 18 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 2 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 25 | Underground Cities Explored: | 5 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 21 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 1 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 3 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 5 |
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| Players: | 99/500 | Votes: | 97 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 | Crops Grown: | 2865 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 2 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 5 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 4 | Orbs of Power Found: | 12 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 40 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 3 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 5 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 2 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 796 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 7 |
| Players: | 110/600 | Votes: | 6776 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 1 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 4 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 4 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 3 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 5 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 420 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 2 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 25 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 5 | Gryphons Tamed: | 4 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit that even ‘Charlie Hebdo’ decided to unveil a special edition after 10 years of our epicness. That’s right, we’re so legendary that even famous magazines are taking notice.
Join us now for the craziest, most insane Minecraft experience of your life. Build to your heart’s content without fear of destruction, and maybe even get featured in a magazine. What are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 110/400 | Votes: | 4606 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 14 | Magical Moments Shared: | 29 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 13 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 3 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 1 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 4 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 4 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 6 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 6 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 15 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 9 | Buildings Constructed: | 10 |
our server is so lit that even U.S. Secretary of State Antony Blinken had to hold meetings in Seoul just to get a glimpse of the action. he was like “dang, this server is more intense than international diplomacy.”
join us and build ur own empire, or just chill and watch the chaos unfold. either way, u won’t regret it. plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and cake. what more could u ask for? come on, don’t be a noob, join us now!
| Players: | 101/200 | Votes: | 1141 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 6 | Void Armor Forged: | 29 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 15 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 1 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 13 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 2 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 9 | Magical Moments Shared: | 6 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 7 | Mineshafts Explored: | 1 |
you can ride on a llama that shoots lasers out of its eyes and battle evil villagers who are actually just misunderstood and really just want to sell you some questionable items.
our server is so lit that even the ender dragon wants to join in on the fun. come build a house made entirely out of diamonds and watch as it attracts all the zombies who just want to admire your bling.
so come on down to our crazy minecraft world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who really follows those anyway?).
| Players: | 100/700 | Votes: | 9453 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 8 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 |
| Towns Built: | 7 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 3 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 17 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 7 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 39 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 5 | Magic Items Found: | 2685 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 4 |
our server is filled with crazy adventures and hilarious moments, like when a dog rode a pig into battle against a horde of zombies, or when a human built a giant statue of their pet dog out of diamonds! you never know what kind of wacky shenanigans you’ll get into on our server.
so come join us and experience the ultimate bond between humans and dogs in the world of minecraft! who knows, maybe you’ll even discover a secret underground dog civilization or become best friends with a talking wolf. anything is possible on our server!
| Players: | 99/100 | Votes: | 9685 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 2 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 2 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 5 | Animals Bred: | 193 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 2 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 3 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 5 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 1 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 1 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 6 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 26 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 3 |
| Server IP | play.straightupminecraft.com |
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| Join us on Discord | https://discord.gg/camSwwyUAe |
About Straight Up:
Straight Up is a vanilla Minecraft: Java edition server open to all players. We offer a laid back survival experience that is as close to vanilla as possible. The overworld has never been wiped since our founding date of April 1st, 2019, and we intend to keep it that way. With a rich history spanning over 5 years, there is much to explore and many adventures to be had.
Features:
| PvP and Griefing | Permitted |
|---|---|
| Server Performance | Stable |
| World Resets | No resets ever |
| Quality of Life Changes | Minor changes for player freedom |
| Anticheat | Effective anticheat system |
| Gameplay Features | No teleportation, land claims, or economy plugins |
A: No, Straight Up Minecraft server does not allow the use of teleportation commands or any other commands that deviate from the vanilla survival experience.
A: No, there are no land protection or land claim plugins on the server. PvP and griefing are permitted, so players should take necessary precautions to protect their builds.
A: No, the server does not have any currency, factions, or economy plugins. The focus is on providing a pure vanilla survival experience.
| Players: | 104/1000 | Votes: | 1460 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Endless Night Skies: | 5 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 8 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 16 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 3 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 11 | Infinity Stones Found: | 3 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 3 | Meteorites Collected: | 3 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 4 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 3 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 7 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 4 |
We’ve got more excitement than a llama riding a rollercoaster while juggling diamonds and dodging creepers!
You’ll be laughing so hard, your mom will think you’ve lost your marbles!
So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride that will make you question why you ever wasted time doing anything else!
| Players: | 95/300 | Votes: | 1942 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 19 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 6 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 195 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 23 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 2 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 5 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 5063 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 9 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 |
Imagine a world where your boyfriend agrees to donate sperm to his sister’s girlfriend without consulting you first. Talk about a plot twist! Will you support their unconventional family plan or will you stir up drama like a creeper in a TNT shop?
Witness the chaos unfold as you navigate through a server where cousins become siblings and family dinners turn into heated arguments. Can you handle the pressure of keeping up with this crazy family tree?
So, why join our server? Because where else can you experience a soap opera-worthy storyline while mining for diamonds and fighting off zombies? Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of this wacky adventure – join now and prepare for a rollercoaster of emotions!
| Players: | 100/900 | Votes: | 4038 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 39 | Wilderness Tamed: | 17 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 12 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 1 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 22 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 2 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 6 | Buildings Constructed: | 18 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 2 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 3 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 3 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 |
In our server, you’ll find friendships tested, alliances formed, and betrayals aplenty. Just like how Mary and Ashley tried to weasel their way out of paying for a cruise they bailed on, you’ll have to navigate tricky situations and make tough decisions to survive in our world.
And just like how Jane stood her ground and didn’t give in to the demands of Mary and Ashley, you’ll have to show your strength and resilience in the face of adversity. Will you come out on top like Jane did, or will you crumble under the pressure like Mary and Ashley?
Join our server now for a rollercoaster of emotions, outrageous stories, and unforgettable moments. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server to keep you entertained?
| Players: | 93/900 | Votes: | 5776 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Herobrine Sightings: | 2 | Underground Cities Explored: | 3 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 31 | Mines Excavated: | 3842 |
| Villages Defended: | 15 | Evil Twin Fights: | 5 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 3 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 |
| Alien Abductions: | 1 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 1 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 7 |
But wait, there’s more! The mobs on this server are actually trained ninjas who will challenge you to epic battles for rare loot. And get this, the only way to communicate with them is through interpretive dance. It’s like a rave party every time you encounter a mob!
Oh, and did I mention that the world border is constantly shrinking because a giant lava monster is trying to eat the entire server? Yeah, you gotta stay on your toes and build fast or you’ll be toast!
So, if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience that will keep you on your toes, come join us on this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 103/700 | Votes: | 1377 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 2 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 6 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 3 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 9 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 1 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 1 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 5 |
| Chimeras Created: | 2 | Gods Slained: | 1 |
Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary pickaxe of infinite power, rumored to be hidden in the depths of the Nether. But be warned, the pickaxe is guarded by a giant lava monster who only speaks in riddles.
And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is home to the world’s largest virtual cake, where players can gather to celebrate their victories and feast on delicious pixelated treats.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for a transformative experience like no other. Who knows, you might even discover the meaning of life hidden in a block of obsidian.
| Players: | 94/600 | Votes: | 1459 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 4 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 15 | Living Statues Befriended: | 0 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 14 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 6 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 7 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 3517 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 3 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 7 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 0 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 2 |
| Players: | 110/600 | Votes: | 2672 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 30 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 1 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 | Holy Grails Found: | 4 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 12 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 6 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 5 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 4 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 8 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 4 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 |
BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! WE GOT A SECRET UNDERGROUND CITY FILLED WITH PIGS THAT WEAR TOP HATS AND MONOCLES! PLUS, OUR MODS ARE ACTUALLY ALIENS FROM OUTER SPACE WHO CAN TURN INTO DINOSAURS ON COMMAND!
SO HURRY UP AND JOIN BEFORE THE EVIL CHICKENS TAKE OVER AND TURN US ALL INTO FRIED CHICKEN! #YOLO #MINECRAFT4LIFE
| Players: | 104/600 | Votes: | 9412 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 2 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 14 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 3 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 | Gryphons Tamed: | 3 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 4 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 49 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 12 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 4 | Underground Cities Explored: | 5 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 10 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 19 |
| Players: | 103/400 | Votes: | 9707 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 5 | Treasure Maps Found: | 4 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 33 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 2 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 2 | Star Shards Collected: | 289 |
| Falling into the Void: | 2 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 19 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 2 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 |
join this server if you wanna play with a bunch of players who are totally committed to never having kids. like, they’re so dedicated, they went under the knife to make sure it never happens.
imagine the crazy conversations you’ll have with these players! they’ll be talking about their surgeries like it’s no big deal, just another day in the life of a hardcore Minecraft player.
plus, think of all the crazy builds they’ll come up with! they’ll have all the time in the world to perfect their creations because they won’t be distracted by little ones running around.
so come join this server and see for yourself how awesome it is to play with a bunch of players who are all about that permanent contraception life! it’s gonna be a wild ride, for sure.
