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CraftyHub: SneakySpouseInsure

AITAH, confirmed worries, CraftyHub, finances, financial exposure, financially exposed, Health Insurance, invoice, pay for it, paying for it, pissed, pride, Proud, Secretly, SEPARATE, separate finances, signing up, SneakySpouseInsure, uninsured, Value, Waste of Money, Wife

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	4183
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Villages Defended:	10	Buildings Constructed:	19
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	25
Void Armor Forged:	16	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	7

Are you tired of living on the edge without health insurance in Minecraft? Well, look no further! Join our server where we provide virtual health insurance for all players, whether they like it or not!

Imagine the thrill of secretly signing up your fellow players for health insurance without their knowledge! Watch as they rage when they find out, just like in this wild story of a player who signed up their spouse without telling them. Who knew health insurance could cause so much drama in a blocky world?

So come on, join our server and experience the chaos and hilarity of mandatory health insurance in Minecraft. Who knows, you might just end up with a virtual hospital bill that will leave you laughing for days!

Book2Blockbuster

adaptation, adaptation fail, Book, book adaptation, book vs movie, book-to-film, Book2Blockbuster, comparison, critique, Disappointment, Entertainment, film, film adaptation, literary adaptation, Literature, Movie, movie adaptation, movie review, opinion, review, storytelling

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	1039
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Void Gems Collected:	38
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Enchantments Applied:	257

What is the best example of “the book was great but the movie was horrible”? Well, imagine reading a book about a magical land filled with talking animals, flying pigs, and diamond-encrusted llamas, only to watch the movie adaptation where all the animals are played by actors in cheap animal costumes and the llamas are just regular llamas with stick-on diamonds. That’s the kind of disappointment you won’t find on our Minecraft server! Join us for a world where pigs can actually fly, llamas are bedazzled to the max, and talking animals are the norm. Don’t let your literary dreams be crushed by lackluster movies, come experience the ultimate book-to-Minecraft transformation on our server!

DataProtFailCraft

Breach, data breach, data privacy, data protection law, data protection regulations, data security, DataProtFailCraft, EU Court, EU regulations, European Court of Justice, European data protection laws, european union, Fine, fines, GDPR, Information Security, legal action, legal consequences, personal data, privacy violation, regulatory compliance

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	3368
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	49	Demon Skulls Collected:	11
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Villages Defended:	7	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	1

lol imagine if the EU got fined for breaking their own rules, just like how on our minecraft server you can break alllll the rules and not get in trouble! we encourage chaos and anarchy, so come join us and let your inner rebel shine through! build giant statues of potatoes, ride pigs into battle, and create a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats. who needs data protection laws when you have unlimited freedom in our server? join now and let the craziness begin!

Pixel Playhouse: Toxic-Free Fun

chemical exposure, child development, childhood cancers, children’s diseases, children’s health, disease prevention, diseases, environmental health, environmental pollution, environmental toxins, Fun, health impacts, health risks, male reproductive birth defects, neurodevelopmental disorders, pediatric health, PIXEL, plastics exposure, playhouse, public health, research, synthetic chemicals, toxic chemicals, ToxicFree

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	1623
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	68
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Epic Shields Constructed:	19
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Alien Abductions:	0	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Evil Twin Fights:	2

Join our epic Minecraft server where the only disease you’ll catch is a serious case of addiction! Forget about real life problems like childhood cancers and birth defects, come build and explore in a world where the only thing toxic is the creeper explosions!

Our server is so lit, even Steve himself would trade in his diamond armor to play here. With custom plugins and crazy events, you’ll be laughing so hard you’ll forget about all those neurodevelopmental disorders affecting 1 in 6 kids.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s mine, build, and troll our way to victory! Who needs real life when you can have a blocky paradise like ours? Let’s goooooo!

The Studio

Studio, Vanilla

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	8753
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Mythical Quests Completed:	42
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1

Minecraft Server Overview

Owner	Streamer
Server Platform	Bedrock
Server Mode	Hard
Rules	Lag prevention rules in place, whitelist to protect community
Age Requirement	16+

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Join our discord at https://discord.gg/baXbfw8tEJ to get started!

Q: Is the server new?

A: Yes, the server is relatively new and we are looking for players to help us grow!

Q: What measures are in place to prevent lag?

A: We have specific rules in place to prevent lag and ensure a smooth gaming experience for all players.

Q: Are there any age restrictions on the server?

A: Yes, the server is 16+ to maintain a mature community atmosphere.

Secret Sanctum 1.20.4

1.20.4, ACCUSATION, Authenticity, Community, confession, credibility, dumb, factual, FAGGOT, Honesty, internet culture, Larping, online behavior, online persona, role playing, sanctum, secret, social media, transparency, trolling, Truth

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	519
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Epic Quests Completed:	19
Love Letters Sent:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Magic Items Found:	2726
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32
Star Shards Collected:	238	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6

Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where facts are funnier than fiction!

We don’t larp here, only real gamers allowed. If you’ve ever been accused of trolling, then you’ll fit right in with our community of dumb faggots.

Come build, explore, and troll your way to victory on our server. Don’t be a larping loser, join us now!

Blockageddon

banal, Blockageddon, Cliche, cliched, commonplace, Communication, Empty, exhausted, hackneyed, Language, Meaning, meaningless, overused, Repetitive, stale, Tiresome, trite, ubiquitous, Unoriginal, Word, worn out

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	1977
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	7842
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1

“Join our epic Minecraft server where the word ‘boring’ doesn’t exist in our dictionary! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were riding a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens. Sounds crazy, right? That’s just a typical Tuesday on our server. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the madness for yourself!”

CraftyCommies vs. Capitalists

aggression, capitalists, Conflict, CraftyCommies, Diplomacy, Fighting, foreign policy, Geopolitical, global tensions, international relations, Kim Jong-un, learning, military strategy, North Korea, nuclear weapons, russia, sanctions, security threats, Ukraine, US, Vladimir Putin, Warns

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	2691
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have north korea teaching us how to fight against russia and ukraine 😂😂 the US is even warning us about how crazy it is! we got nukes and explosions galore, you won’t believe the chaos until you see it for yourself! join now for a wild ride you won’t forget! 💣🚀🔥

OrbitMC

Active, Adventure, Community, Experience, Fun, gameplay, Hermitcraft-like, java, Join, Linktree, Minecraft, multiplayer, OrbitMC, Play, Positive, SEASON 2, Semi Vanilla, Server, smp, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	7438
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Chimeras Created:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Living Statues Befriended:	3

OrbitMC Overview

Description
Welcome to OrbitMC! We are an ever growing semi-vanilla Minecraft SMP server that has released our 2nd Season! We have an active staff team working to make sure that your experience in the game is the best that it can possibly be. Along with that we have a very fun and positive community of people just like you!

Join Our Community

If you are interested in joining our community, check out our Linktree that provides ways to get involved and join the server! Once you join, go ahead and get yourself whitelisted so that you can join and play on the Minecraft Server!

OrbitMC Staff Team

Lonely Manga Haven 1.21.1

1.21.1, difficult task, Experience, happy stories, Haven, lonely, Loners, love, love manga, lucky 1%, Manga, Plots, realistic romance, Reality, remaining 99%, romance, romance comics, Sci Fi, Supernatural, Unique, unique love stories., Virgin, virgin wife

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	1273
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Mythical Swords Crafted:	39	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Holy Grails Found:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	2

Join our Minecraft server for a chance to experience the romance and drama of realistic love stories, just like in those rare romance comics!

We promise you’ll feel like part of the lucky 1% who have experienced true love, even if you’re a loner in real life.

Who needs a virgin wife when you can immerse yourself in unique love stories on our server?

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to live out your wildest romantic fantasies in the world of Minecraft!

DocDisasterCraft

adult content, awkward medical visit, awkward situation, clinic visit, cringe-worthy moment, DocDisasterCraft, doctor visit, embarrassing trip, health check-up, healthcare embarrassment, intimate examination, medical mishap, mortifying incident, NSFW, personal humiliation, physician appointment, private consultation, red-faced encounter, sensitive topic, shameful memory, uncomfortable experience

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	8009
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37	Holy Grails Found:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Love Letters Sent:	14
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t make you laugh until you pee your pants? Look no further, because our server is here to cure all your boredom woes with a side of hilarity!

Join our server for a wild ride of shenanigans and tomfoolery that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. From building giant phallic structures to engaging in epic battles with flying pigs, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground doctor’s office where players can share their most embarrassing trips to the doctor. Trust us, you won’t believe some of the stories that have been shared in there. So come on, join our server and prepare to have your sides split from laughter!

Oil & Gas Fun Zone

Alberta, Canada, Fun, gas, negative health outcomes, Oil, Oil and gas industry, Pollution, population exposure, sociodemographic, upstream operations, Zone

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	4315
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Mythical Quests Completed:	17	Wyrmholes Dug:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where the only pollution you’ll find is from all the creepers blowing up your builds! we got oil and gas industry vibes for days, but don’t worry, it’s all just for show! our players have reported increased health benefits from all the fresh air and sunshine in our virtual world. plus, our population exposure to upstream oil and gas operations is off the charts – in a good way! so grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig into some crazy adventures on our server. who needs real life when you can live it up in minecraft land?!

Eternal Mech Waste Land 1.20.3

1.20.3, Anyabot, automated cleaning, cleaning, cleaning routine, convenience, debris disposal, dust collection, efficiency, Emptying, ETERNAL, Frequency, home maintenance, household chores, Land, maintenance, MECH, robot vacuum, Robotic assistance, Schedule, smart home, smart technology, time-saving, vacuuming, Waste

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	6986
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Falling into the Void:	2
New Chunks Explored:	740425	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

Lol, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server cuz we got Anyabots that poop diamonds! Like, who needs to mine when you can just collect diamond turds from a robot, amirite? Plus, our server is like a virtual disco party with glowstone everywhere, so you can dance while you mine. And don’t even get me started on the llama races we have every Saturday, it’s lit AF. So, like, join now and experience the craziest Minecraft server ever, where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe some questionable redstone contraptions.

LootLunchDrama

actress, advertising, Brazil, broke student, expensive restaurant, family, fashion event, foreigner, Generosity, LootLunchDrama, manhattan, MILLIONAIRE, NYC, part time job, savings, sister, Support, telenovelas, tuition, University, wire transfer

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	8305
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Runes Activated:	6	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Void Gems Collected:	17	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape your real-life money problems and live like a millionaire! Just like the OP’s sister, who is a millionaire actress, you too can enjoy the luxurious life in our virtual world.

Join us and experience the thrill of paying crazy expensive prices for virtual meals at fancy restaurants, just like the OP did with his sister in NYC. Who needs real money when you can pretend to be a broke foreigner student living in an expensive city in Minecraft?

Don’t worry about feeling guilty for accepting help from your millionaire sister, because on our server, everyone is a millionaire! You can wire each other virtual money for lunch and then tell each other to forget about it, just like the OP did. It’s all part of the fun!

So come join our server and live out your wildest fantasies of being a millionaire in a world where money is no object. Who needs real life when you can have all the luxury and drama of a telenovela right at your fingertips?

YakuzaCraft: Nuke Trafficking LOL

crime, criminal network, criminal organization, guilty plea, guilty plea deal, guilty verdict, illegal activities, international crime, Japan, japanese, leader, lol, myanmar, nuclear materials, nuclear proliferation, nuclear trafficking, Nuke, organized crime, pleads guilty, Southeast Asia, trafficking, yakuza, YakuzaCraft

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	9067
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	32	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Runes Activated:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
New Chunks Explored:	531399	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17

join our epic minecraft server where u can be a part of the craziest adventure ever! we got japanese yakuza leaders, nuclear materials, and trafficking from myanmar! build ur own secret underground bunker to hide from the yakuza or team up with them to rule the server! the possibilities are endless in this wild and wacky world! come join us now and see what kind of trouble u can get into!

Players:	105/400	Votes:	5188
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	25